I'm really immortal

Different from the private dining room where Liu Yuewang ordered, the way of eating here is not a sharing system, but like an ordinary restaurant, one large portion is served, instead of single portions the size of soy sauce plates.

For example, the dish "Crispy Sea Cucumber" that Liu Changan had just eaten was only a thin slice per person, but here it was filled with a plate as big as a fish head with chopped peppers.

As for the foie gras fried rice, it's more realistic. It's really the size of an ice cream ball over there, but it's a bowl here.

No wonder Shangguan Dandan's cheeks were bulging even though he was eating. Needless to say, she was holding her Owl and glaring at him without saying a word because she was already controlled by food.

Just pinch her cheeks, and you can directly break through the superficial elegance that she strives to maintain, revealing a mouth full of sea cucumber, beef, foie gras, shrimp and other things.

As if sensing Liu Changan's impending move, Shangguan Dandan's eyes widened and he became even more majestic and inviolable.

"Brother Chang'an, come and eat." Zhou Dongdong jumped down from his seat and ran to Liu Changan's side, "I'm already full, but I can still eat a little with you."

"Forget it when you're full. I don't need you to accompany me, so don't eat." Liu Changan took a pair of chopsticks, picked up a piece of spicy beef and started eating.

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth and looked up at Liu Changan, his eyes following the process of his chopsticks from picking up vegetables to stuffing them into his mouth.

Liu Changan smiled and fed Zhou Dongdong the second chopstick. Zhou Dongdong came over to him with satisfaction, crawled into his arms and sat down.

Liu Changan touched her belly and felt that she had almost eaten. As for what she could eat "a little bit", he felt that as long as she fed it by herself, she could keep eating.

Just like many dogs, as long as you feed it, it will keep eating. If you put more than the amount of dog food, it can even stretch itself to death... At this point, cats are much smarter. If you put a big bowl, it will eat it every time. I only eat a little every time.

Considering that Zhou Dongdong often barks, and many of his movements, habits and expressions are similar to those of a dog, it is understandable.

"It seems that Professor Liu has completely regarded you as his son-in-law, and I will take you with me to all these dinners." Qin Yanan is very happy for Liu Chang'an. This is great. As a sister, can you not be happy for your brother? So he poured him a cup of tea.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Zhu Juntang nodded vigorously, always wanting to say something to help Qin Yanan taunt Liu Changan, but he felt that even if Dandan was there, he would be beaten, so he would just shout twice to cheer Qin Yanan.

Shangguan Dandan touched the owl and asked Liu Changan to look at her eyes. After the two met their eyes, he felt that Liu Changan could not understand the meaning of her eyes, so he took out his mobile phone and wrote a line for Liu Changan to read.

"Go back to bed tonight and be careful not to get pregnant due to Professor Liu's induction."

Liu Changan nodded, but this was not directed at the words written by Shangguan Dandan. He was just lamenting that the handwriting recognition rate of the input method is really high now. Most of what Shangguan Dandan wrote was Han Li, and some were even cursive. , this can also be recognized.

Shangguan Dandan, like many middle-aged and elderly people, cannot use Pinyin input method and prefers to write by hand.

"What does this mean?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but become nervous.

Qin Yanan had told Zhu Juntang before that she was the chosen one. Not whoever came into contact with Liu Changan would be able to get pregnant. Over the years, his brother had had countless women, but she and Su Mei were the only ones who were really pregnant.

At that time, Zhu Juntang was worried that she would have a baby and would no longer be a little fairy. Qin Yanan did not take it seriously and despised Zhu Juntang.

It is definitely impossible for ordinary people to achieve pregnancy through induction, but Shangguan Dandan specifically pointed out that Liu Yuewang should be careful, so he had to pay attention to it.

Liu Yuewang is an extraordinary woman. How can an ordinary woman be forty or fifty years old and still be the same as her daughter and sisters? Isn't this a monster?

Qin Yanan felt that she was right about her age. Normally and in gossip, the female teachers would say that Liu Yuewang's beauty skills were incredible. At this time, they would tell Liu Yuewang's true age, and Qin Yanan also knew it.

But thirty-seven, isn’t it almost forty? What's wrong with a forty-year-old woman saying she's forty or fifty? In the era when there was no delayed retirement, people could retire in their forties or fifties.

Retirement is basically the seniority of grandparents.

Now that Shangguan Dandan specifically singled out Liu Yuewang, there must be something wrong.

After all, Shangguan Dandan is very unusual. She has great prestige in Qin Yanan's heart. Otherwise, how could Qin Yanan lick the Queen Mother when she has nothing to do?

"I shouldn't have come here." Seeing Qin Yanan's nervous look, as if a concubine in the harem was pregnant with a dragon child, and suddenly heard that other concubines were also pregnant, and his son's position as prince was no longer secure, Liu Changan sighed with emotion.

Where would he find the throne for the prince to inherit now? Even if there was, he was deposed by Shangguan Dandan back then. If he wanted to retain the throne and protect the crown prince, he went to Shangguan Dandan.

Zhu Juntang quickly tilted his head. Shangguan Dandan turned his cell phone and glanced at Zhu Juntang as well.

"If you don't want to turn into mutton kebabs, stop talking." Seeing Zhu Juntang's stupid look, Liu Changan immediately threatened.

The last thing he wanted to hear here was Zhu Juntang's speech. This leaky little cotton-padded jacket always made Liu Changan feel cold and completely chilled whenever he spoke.

Zhu Juntang's words were about to blurt out, and she finally pursed her lips tightly before leaving her mouth. The words seemed to turn into gas, struggling to hit her mouth, making her cheeks bulge, and she had to grit her teeth tightly. , took several deep breaths before holding them in forcibly.

If it were just him and Liu Changan, or if there was one more Qin Yanan, he would definitely not have to work so hard. If he said it, he would be spanked - his saliva would be applied to heal the injury - and his butt would become beautiful again. Such a gesture would be equivalent to him kissing his own butt to express his allegiance. It’s just a process.

But now that there are so many people, if the old man becomes angry and angry, he will most likely enter a bloodthirsty massacre state. It is also entirely possible to turn Zhu Juntang into mutton skewers.

With his cruel and ruthless style, Zhu Juntang had to be on guard, so he hid behind Shangguan Dandan and grabbed Shangguan Dandan's shoulders to completely block her.

Liu Changan was too lazy to pay attention to her. This Zhu Juntang was usually very cute and cute in front of Shangguan Dandan. When there was danger, he first captured Shangguan Dandan as a shield. This was the only clever thing about him.

"What exactly does it mean...pregnancy by induction? Is it the way I understand it, where you might get pregnant if you are close to you?" Qin Yanan spoke carefully, crying with some fear, her voice was slightly hoarse, "Still... Or have you and her...already..."

"You're already the same size." Liu Changan waved his hand, frowning and analyzing why Shangguan Dandan suddenly said that.

He didn't stay at Liu Yuewang's house many times.

Under normal circumstances, if he didn't sleep at home, Shangguan Dandan had no idea where he would spend the night. He might be at the top of Lushan Mountain, at Liu Yuewang's house, or in a bridge cave, in the river, on the roof of a building, or some such place.

If he did not go home for the night and Liu Yuewang became pregnant due to induction, it must be because he did not go home for the night one night. Shangguan Dandan met Liu Yuewang that night or the next morning.

Indeed, there were two times when he stayed at Liu Yuewang's home. Liu Yuewang was already accustomed to staying in the hotel in Baolong Center. Shangguan Dandan took Zhou Dongdong to walk around there when he had nothing to do... The coercive and elegant Queen Mother, Just like cats and dogs, they are accustomed to wandering around their familiar territory and generally do not go elsewhere for fear of strangers.

Even if she is not afraid of strangers, she will not run far because she has not yet learned to ride her electric pony carriage and she has no strength to walk.

Liu Yuewang met Shangguan Dandan. With Liu Yuewang's innocence, it was too normal for Shangguan Dandan to trick her into buying breakfast and food for her. By the way, it was too normal for Shangguan Dandan to trick Liu Yuewang out of the hotel. Simple.

No one can escape Shangguan Dandan's tricks, only Liu Changan's wit can do it.

Liu Yuewang would not come to the conclusion of "pregnancy through induction" on his own. Only Shangguan Dandan would make such a judgment that goes against modern common sense.

So what did Liu Yuewang say that made Shangguan Dandan come to this conclusion?

It is most likely related to the reason why she stayed in a hotel away from home.

Induction... um... I understand, I can't stay at An Nuan's house tonight.

Liu Changan deduced the reason smoothly and silently put Zhou Dongdong in Qin Yanan's arms to suppress him, "It's not what you think. I will go back to sleep tonight and eat your food."

"goodbye."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he walked out of the room. It seemed that he and An Nuan had disturbed Professor Liu's sleep. Haha, that was the reason. Nothing else. There was really no other reason, that's all.

Watching Liu Chang'an walk out, Zhu Juntang took a long breath and said immediately: "I understand, An Nuan must be pregnant. As a pregnant woman, there is no way for the old man to sleep with him. He will be inhumane and disobey the principles. Right?" Professor Liu is cheating, Dandan is warning him to be a better person, right?"

Qin Yanan opened her mouth. Even her best friend for many years couldn't understand Zhu Juntang's brain circuit. How did she understand it? Qin Yanan looked at Zhu Juntang angrily, "You'd better turn into mutton skewers sooner or later."

Qin Yanan breathed a sigh of relief. Although he still didn't understand what was going on, his brother and Professor Liu were definitely innocent, and he wouldn't...and if there was something true, he would definitely not deny it.

Shangguan Dandan touched the owl and poured out a glass of champagne water. The champagne water was delicious... As expected of my moth, he knew the elegant meaning of the string song and understood everything.

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