I'm really immortal

The bright sky outside the window was still a gray morning. As soon as Liu Changan opened his eyes, he saw Zhou Dongdong sitting at the end of the bed, with two round paws rummaging through her small schoolbag.

Liu Changan pulled a pillow for cushioning, checked the messages on his phone, and clicked on Zhong Qing's selfie.

In the morning, I wanted to look at photos of beautiful women. Liu Changan had a lot of An Nuan's photos on his phone and had seen them all. Although he never got tired of them, he could also take a look at other people's photos.

After all, it’s just to look at the photos, not to change the beauty in my arms when I wake up in the morning.

Zhongqing's skin in the photo is fair and delicate. Although there are beauty elements in it, there is no doubt that Zhongqing is a beauty with jade-skinned skin. Her delicate collarbones reveal her charm and gentle femininity. She is lazy and lazy. Lying on her back on the sofa, she raised the selfie stick with one hand and tried her best to capture her slender waist and slender legs into the lens.

These pajamas were a bit too see-through. Liu Changan decided to ask Zhong Qing where he bought them. He was going to buy one for An Nuan... a set. The ones inside were not bad.

After turning off Zhongqing's photo, Liu Changan was surprised to find that Bai Hui had actually sent some photos to himself. It turned out that she was planning to post to a circle of friends, but she couldn't decide which photos to use. Based on her trust in Liu Changan's aesthetics, this was normal. The reason is that I want Liu Changan to give me some advice.

Liu Changan looked at it and felt that the photos numbered 1, 3, and 8 looked better to him. The photo numbered 1 was taken from an angle with the phone placed on the table. It was rare that the fat face and eyes were not photographed. The chin of a girl like Bai Hui is usually fatal when photographed from this angle.

After careful review, Liu Changan finally felt that this set of photos of Bai Hui focused on one theme: vulgarity.

At first glance, your eyes are filled with that and your mind is filled with that. What’s so good about it? Liu Changan remembered that Bai Hui had recently used her swollen position to physically attack him to achieve mental attacks. Sure enough, her swollen position also made her heart too inflated.

Liu Changan finally clicked on the message sent by An Nuan, and as expected, it also included a selfie, which made people feel energetic and heroic just looking at it.

After chatting with An Nuan about the start of school today, and the dense leaves of the golden willow she saw while running, and how Professor Liu went to bed without blow-drying her hair last night and looked like a crazy woman in the morning, Liu Changan put down her phone and prepared to get up.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong, who had been quietly flipping through his small schoolbag.

"Where is my homework book?" Zhou Dongdong grabbed his hair and wondered. He searched all morning and couldn't find it.

"You burned it." Liu Changan reminded her.

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth, raised his head and thought for a while, then looked down at his small schoolbag and fiddled with it a few times. Could he really burn his homework? Am I really a child who doesn't like studying so much that he even burns his homework books?

"Go and look under the electric heating table." Liu Changan stopped teasing her. When Zhou Dongdong started to light the fire, it was normal to start with his own homework book, but he would not burn the homework book where he wrote his winter vacation homework.

Zhou Dongdong quickly put on his small schoolbag and ran to the living room. He bent down and rushed under the electric heating table to rummage around. Because he usually likes to sit there and watch TV, Zhou Dongdong put a lot of things there.

As for why Zhou Dongdong sat on Liu Changan's bed and rummaged through his schoolbag, of course it was because Zhou Dongdong had discovered that although Brother Changan was easily beaten around him, he could often eat delicious food, and there were many things about Brother Changan. Now, we can help Zhou Dongdong solve the problem smoothly.

Zhou Dongdong quickly found the winter vacation homework book, which proved this point again. Sure enough, Zhou Dongdong's children must be together with brother Chang'an forever, so that Zhou Dongdong's children can be happy.

It’s unimaginable what kind of beating Zhou Dongdong will suffer if her mother discovers that her winter vacation homework book is missing before going to school.

When my mother hits her children, she always makes them scream, unlike Brother Changan who mainly bullies them.

Zhou Dongdong put his winter vacation homework books in his schoolbag and went to see his mother in a big way. There was no need to hide in brother Chang'an's bedroom.

Liu Changan also got up and walked to the living room. He saw something strange about the mouse. He picked it up and took a look. Shangguan Dandan put the charging cable on the bottom of the mouse again. There was clearly a charging hole there.

This also reminded Liu Changan that he was going to torture Shangguan Dandan, so after washing his face and brushing his teeth, he went downstairs with high spirits. Dealing with Shangguan Dandan was not an easy task. Even he felt that there was some challenge and he had to let him go. Your energy and spirit are at their best.

Liu Changan seemed to be the last one to get up today, and Shangguan Dandan was already sitting downstairs boiling water.

Although she could drink champagne water every day, Shangguan Dandan did not neglect her effervescent tablets. She would boil a little less water in the morning and use the effervescent tablets to drink. After all, most of the morning was spent playing cards. It would be very sad if someone else easily wins away the money that the Queen Mother has saved so hard after drinking champagne.

Today, Shangguan Dandan wore a red short cotton-padded jacket with a white collar and sleeves, a row of finely crafted buttons on the chest, and a big hood on the back. She covered her hair It's put in a hood, and coupled with a pink brocade horse-face skirt, it looks very festive, just like those dolls in the New Year MV congratulating the New Year.

"Du! Du! Du!" Shangguan Dandan imitated the sound of the kettle when the water was boiling, urging the kettle to boil the water quickly.

"Queen Mother." Liu Changan greeted her.

Shangguan Dandan rarely heard Liu Changan address her with such respect so early in the morning, so he was a little wary, holding the thermos in his arms and touching it.

"I have a lot of things to do today. I might have to play cards in the morning. Xiaotang said she wanted to come and play with me. I might let her watch me play cards and learn the skills of playing cards at the same time. Yaya said she bought it for me. Some new clothes were sent over for me to try on. And the TV series I want to watch starts today..." Shangguan Dandan is very busy. I hope he has some tricks and tricks that he can use quickly, "and there are more... …You have to teach me how to ride an electric pony carriage, Didi!”

Liu Changan understood. Today is another day when the Queen Mother has nothing to do. Seeing that she is always so idle and living a life similar to Liu Changan at a young age, people can't help but want to send her out to transform into an active and healthy working people. .

"You see your hair is messed up. Let me comb it for you." Liu Changan said.

Shangguan Dandan tilted his head and hugged the thermos bottle tighter.

Liu Changan walked behind Shangguan Dandan and looked at her long hair, which looked like it had been cut in the night. It was dark and thick, slightly curly and coiled in her hood. He stretched out his hand and retracted it.

This was an instinctive test of unknown mysterious creatures. He was not afraid of anything. Liu Changan was not afraid of anything. He immediately grabbed her hair without caring, and then found that there was a comb, two hairbands, and a hairband in her hood. Only Maybelline lipstick.

Liu Changan picked up the comb and combed her hair.

In fact, Shangguan Dandan's hair was extremely smooth and smooth, with no knots at all. The comb was only used to separate the hair. Liu Changan combed it and said to Shangguan Dandan: "How about I comb you a double ponytail? With such long hair, It would be a pity not to have a double ponytail."

Shangguan Dandan nodded. She was not paralyzed by his sudden filial piety. The so-called courtesy for nothing was either adultery or theft. Her son suddenly became filial, either because he was beaten outside or because he wanted to breastfeed.

In the field of washing, cutting and blow-drying, Liu Changan used to be an expert, but he was not good at the various methods of tossing hair that are now popular. It was very simple to comb out a double ponytail, and it was done quickly for her, and then Putting on the hairband, he went upstairs and rummaged around to find Zhou Dongdong's little airplane hair accessory clipped on top.

After doing all this, Liu Changan nodded with satisfaction. Because his whole cheek was exposed, he felt cuter and more girlish, which reminded people of Taiping who was full of aura when he first appeared in "Ci of Daming Palace". Princess, she just has a prettier face.

"Has the water boiled?" Liu Changan went to her room and carried the electric bike out. "I'll fill the water for you. Come ride the electric bike."

Shangguan Dandan watched Liu Changan's work calmly. When he had filled the water and made the effervescent tablets, Shangguan Dantan sat a little in front of the electric bicycle and asked Liu Changan to sit behind and take her on the electric bicycle. .

"Dip!" Shangguan Dandan held the thermos bottle in one hand and pointed forward with the other, "Let's go!"

Liu Changan rode an electric bike to the vegetable market with Shangguan Dandan and bought two kilograms of her favorite braised chicken wings and a portion of chicken. She didn't buy cold dishes because Zhou Shuling made them herself.

Shangguan Dandan still didn't dare to control the electric pony car by himself, but he felt that he was more in tune with the electric pony car mentally. Shangguan Dandan felt that he and it were not far away from the realm of human and vehicle integration. At that time, Shangguan Dandan I dare to ride it myself.

After returning home, Liu Changan transferred today's pocket money to Shangguan Dandan, and then started chatting casually, "The weather has been a bit cold recently."

"It's okay, but if I have an electric heating table, it won't be cold." Shangguan Dandan took a sip of hot water and said casually.

Electric heating table... electric heating table, this was bought by Zhou Shuling, Liu Changan refused to answer this question.

"I think your quilt stuffed with feathers should be quite warm." Liu Changan glanced back at Shangguan Dandan's room.

Shangguan Dandan understood that the value of what Liu Changan wanted to get today or the answers to questions was higher than sixty yuan + braised chicken wings + chicken buns + hair services + electric pony teaching courses, but less than the electric heating table.

"That feather is actually your clone, right? Each feather corresponds to a clone of yours. By collecting so many feathers, you are actually taking back all your clones." Liu Changan was very doubtful about this. The first time I brought back the clone from Wang Mang's tomb, it was absorbed by Shangguan Dandan.

Inadvertently, Shangguan Dandan became stronger again. Liu Changan didn't think that this would be detrimental to his ability to torture Shangguan Dandan in the future. He wanted to see what Shangguan Dandan looked like in his complete body.

"How do I know!" Shangguan Dandan stood up in disbelief, his eyes widened, "I am just a weak queen mother. Even if my whole body is covered with feathers, I can't fly. Because I have to shake my wings vigorously to fly. , I have no strength!”

Liu Changan was a little helpless and couldn't communicate. This morning's work was completely in vain.

"No one makes you covered in feathers. I mean...can't you tell me what you are?"

Shangguan Dantan hugged the thermos pot and said angrily, "Who am I? Do you think you can talk like that? I am who I am. No matter what you think I am, you must remember that on June 1st of that year, you are willing to respect I am a mother.”

Liu Changan had a headache. In fact, because of the need for identity or other reasons, he had done a lot of things to recognize his father and mother. But the key is that those parents have now returned to dust and earth, but this Shangguan Dandan is still alive and well. She didn't even suffer from Alzheimer's disease, and she didn't know how many years she had been in the coffin, but she just remembered that he was her son.

"Do you still remember Emperor Xuan Liu Xun?" Shangguan Dandan sat down uprightly. It was time to teach him the principles of life and doing things.

Liu Changan nodded. This was the man who got the throne after Liu He was deposed.

"Liu Xun's wife was originally Xu Guangping's daughter Xu Pingjun. She gave birth to Liu Xun's son Liu Xi. Not long after, you were deposed. Liu Xun became the emperor. He named his wife Jieyu. Jieyu's position I did it too, and both of them were going to be queens later. At this time, my aunt also married Liu Xun. Of course, my aunt was the youngest daughter of my grandfather Huo Guang. Everyone in the court made Liu Xun and my aunt Huo Chengjun the queen. Queen. Do you know what Liu Xun did at this time?" Shangguan Dandan's eyes widened so that Liu Changan could clearly see the majesty in her eyes.

"Liu Xun issued an edict to search for the sword he had lost while fighting in Chang'an City when he was humble. To show that he did not forget his old feelings, he was telling the court that he wanted him to ignore the old feelings and abandon Guangping to establish Huo Chengjun. Impossible." Liu Chang'an praised, "As expected of Liu Xun, the entire Western Han Dynasty has four emperors with temple titles, Emperor Gao, Emperor Wen, and Emperor Wu. Seriously speaking, the emperor who allowed the so-called strong man to show the strongest national power is Liu Xun , but later generations valued martial arts more, so Liu Xuncai was often ranked after Emperor Wu."

When Liu Xun took over Liu He's throne, Liu Changan had no objection at all. He was a man of virtue and talent. In terms of being an emperor, there were only a few people whose talents could rival Liu Xun's in the entire feudal empire era.

"It's good that you know, are you not as good as Liu Xun? Liu Xun will look for his old lost sword, but you don't even want me?" Shangguan Dandan walked around holding a thermos bottle, and he became very angry just thinking about it. , because Liu Changan failed to live up to his expectations, he was deposed and replaced as emperor, so Shangguan Dandan was moved back and forth between Weiyang Palace and Changle Palace. Shangguan Dandan's little carriage jolted and fell apart, and it took several repairs. This time, Shangguan Dandan was heartbroken that those Guo who were pulling the carriage for him had dismounted.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos bottle and stroked his injured electric pony with distress. Whether it was the pony drawn by the horse or the current electric pony, it was all because of Liu Changan that he was injured.

As for why it is necessary to move between Weiyang Palace and Changle Palace, it is of course because Weiyang Palace is the center of the world. After the death of the previous emperor, before the new emperor officially ascended the throne, and after the emperor was deposed, there must be someone in Weiyang Palace. Sitting in charge, this person is Shangguan Dandan.

After Liu Xun ascended the throne and firmly established himself on the throne, Shangguan Dandan no longer had to move around and could live safely in Changle Palace, where he began to contact the unsatisfactory Marquis Haihun.

"I'm not as good as Liu Xun when it comes to being an emperor. When it comes to being filial to you, I'm certainly not as good as me. Liu Xun can even bear your contact with the Marquis of Haihun without saying a word. Xu Pingjun has always been very filial to you." Liu Changan thought for a while, When he came to his senses, he didn't come to discuss history with Shangguan Dandan. Now Shangguan Dandan was biting her identity as the Empress Dowager Xiaozhao of the Western Han Dynasty, putting Liu Changan at a disadvantage when it came to reasoning.

Generally speaking, no one can be more reasonable than Liu Changan. If Liu Changan is not reasonable, he will beat others to the point of being unable to reason, and then his reason will naturally become the only reason.

But the Shangguan Dandan he is facing now, it is difficult for him to hit her... Liu Changan does not hit people without reason. Facing Shangguan Dandan, who can beat her?

Tricky.

Liu Changan suddenly thought of something. Shangguan Dandan was almost the empress dowager with the most stable position in the entire Western Han Dynasty and had never been threatened at all. The other empress dowagers were more or less involved, but Shangguan Dandan would not be affected even if the Huo family was purged. She stayed out of trouble and remained stable. No one ever tried to move her position.

The strangest thing is that when Liu Xun's crown prince Liu Xi performed the crowning ceremony, it was Shangguan Dandan who came forward to reward him. This is difficult to figure out. You must know that the Western Han Dynasty attached great importance to crowning ceremony. For ordinary men, the crowning ceremony was a top priority. What's more, the Crown Prince?

Throughout the Western Han Dynasty, only Shangguan Dandan and Liu Shi were rewarded by the empress dowager at the crown ceremony. Could it be understood that for Liu Xun, his prince wanted to be recognized by Shangguan Dandan?

To be honest, no matter how filial Liu Xun was, was it necessary to invite Shangguan Dandan, who was living alone at that time and whose power in the court of both his father's and mother's families had been exhausted, to come out to reward Liu Xi with the crown ceremony?

Liu Xun was filial, and he did pay attention to filial piety, but he wanted to regard an emperor who was as famous as Emperor Gao, Emperor Wen, and Emperor Wu as a person who only knew filial piety. He felt that he asked Shangguan Dandan to come forward to reward him as the crown prince. For filial piety, this idea is too simple.

Nothing in the emperor's family is simple, and it is true that it often involves countless lives and deaths.

"What are you thinking about?" Shangguan Dandan became suspicious when he saw Liu Changan standing there without saying a word after he finished speaking, like Zhou Dongdong who was rubbing his belly and thinking about how much more he could eat.

"It's nothing... Is Liu Xun afraid of you? He knows that you are extraordinary?" Liu Changan asked directly without beating around the bush.

"I'm not extraordinary, I'm just an ordinary Queen Mother, the kind of Queen Mother who lives in a deserted palace, has no strength to work on her own, and relies on the service of the palace maids to survive." Shangguan Dandan finished speaking and shook his head. Shaking his head, he felt that the too-long ponytail was getting in the way, so he rolled it up and put it back in his hood.

Liu Changan looked at this scene and opened his mouth but said nothing.

Forget it, I can't tell her clearly, let's wait until Li Hongfang investigates Fujiwara Maojiro and Fujiwara Kuei. I feel that the information I got from hearsay is probably more than what I learned from Shangguan Dandan.

Regarding what she is and how she got the coffin, Shangguan Dandan is really strict. Liu Changan paid so much this morning and still doesn't know anything. It's really amazing.

After breakfast, Shangguan Dandan drank effervescent water and went to play cards. Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling went out together, as well as Zhou Dongdong who was going to school and Protector Lu who was escorting Zhou Dongdong.

"I made an appointment with Li Hongfang to go to Hexi for business today. Can I have dinner with you at noon? I want to visit Hunan University. I'm so envious that you can go to university." Zhou Shuling said to Liu Changan, looking at Zhou Dongdong in front of her with a little regret. Swinging schoolbag.

"I originally wanted to say that you can take the college entrance examination again... After thinking about it, I might as well not say it. It's too embarrassing for you. Now it's hard for you to tutor Zhou Dongdong in his studies." Liu Changan told the truth.

"I...I didn't put in any effort, I can basically do her homework!" Zhou Shuling said unconvinced. She is quite smart. She must have the intelligence to go to college, but she just doesn't have the foundation. She will consider this aspect when she has more time. , she has also seen many people in their forties or fifties taking the college entrance examination, but she is still young.

The two of them were chatting, and then they saw Lu Sien squatting at the entrance of the community. Zhou Dongdong, who had already reached the door of the community first, suddenly ran back with a look of horror on his face.

"Mom, I forgot how to get to school." Zhou Dongdong said to Zhou Shuling in disbelief with his eyes wide open.

"Then what?" Zhou Shuling crossed her arms and looked at her child leisurely.

"I don't know how to get to school. I'll go back first and wait until I remember how to get to school." After saying that, Zhou Dongdong continued to walk home... Of course, he could just walk to the canteen. It still felt like winter vacation. I also played cards with Sister Dandan at the canteen. If I won money, I would buy a planet cup to eat. If I lost money, the two of them would go home hand in hand.

Zhou Shuling stretched out her hand and grabbed Zhou Dongdong's ear, "You have forgotten how to get to school, right? Lu Si'en hasn't forgotten, let him take you there."

"Ouch..." Zhou Dongdong had no choice but to howl and accept the reality.

Zhou Shuling sighed, "Other children who have stayed at home for so long usually want to go to school and miss their teachers and classmates. But she just wants to be as idle as the grandparents in the community."

"You go ahead and go ahead. I'll take her to school. She seems to be registering and handing in her homework today, so she shouldn't be in class." Liu Changan held Zhou Dongdong's hand.

Zhou Shuling said "Yeah". Although Liu Changan often supported Zhou Dongdong's nonsense, he was unambiguous on major matters. It was impossible for him to take Zhou Dongdong back to the community to play as soon as Zhou Shuling turned around.

Separating from Zhou Shuling at the fork in the road, Liu Changan asked Lu Sien to go back, and then slowly walked towards the school with Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong stopped and walked along the way, looking at those milk tea shops and shops selling stinky tofu to regain his memory.

The two of them walked to the school gate. Liu Changan was holding a cup of orange milk tea in his hand. Zhou Dongdong had a plate of chocolates in his pocket and a box of pig ribs in his hand.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong decided to finish eating before entering the school, so they sat down on the chairs on the landscape path at the school gate.

"Zhou Dongdong, you just know how to eat."

Before Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong sat down, there was a mother and her son resting next to them. The woman was in her forties and seemed to have a middle-aged son. The child was lean and had a big head. He was wearing a pair of thick glasses and looked at Zhou Dongdong eats.

Zhou Dongdong ignored him and was munching on the short ribs attentively, because Zhou Dongdong was hungry halfway through and felt that he had no energy to go to school. Who knew that brother Chang'an bought short ribs to drive Zhou Dongdong, forcing her to have Go to school with strength.

"It's not good to eat too much. If you are so fat and still eat ribs, you have to pay attention to the nutritional balance." The woman also said, looking at Zhou Dongdong and frowning, and then looked away.

"Eating your pork ribs? What do you care about? I don't know how to raise my own children? You need to teach me." Liu Changan gently reminded the other party to stop beeping. If he beeps again, he will tear your mouth. He thinks your uncle Liu can't do it. No?

The woman chuckled lightly, raised her eyebrows, and her already conspicuous cheekbones became more prominent, "Isn't this good for your children? Do you think how many children who study well are so fat? Children eat too much , affecting intellectual development.”

"Are you fat? I don't think she is fat. She just has a chubby face. She looks quite cute. I will help her check her body. I don't know if her intelligence has been affected by obesity." Liu Changan said disapprovingly. Excessive obesity in children will indeed affect their intellectual development, but Zhou Dongdong's intelligence is already like this and is not the cause of obesity. What's more, Liu Changan, a senior expert in the biological field, still uses her to point fingers?

"It's up to you. Anyway, your Zhou Dongdong is the last in the class. Wang Lin, recite a short English story to your uncle." The woman said to her child Wang Lin. Zhou Dongdong is well-known in the school. Some children will also go home and say that there is a classmate in their class who is not good at studying but is very good at eating.

Wang Lin glanced at Zhou Dongdong, opened his mouth, laughed twice, and recited a short English story fluently.

"My Wang Lin is very talented in language learning, and his goal is to go to an Ivy League school." The woman said proudly.

Liu Changan sneered, "Then let me ask a question. Mom brought back five apples. How can we distribute them to the four brothers so that everyone has the same amount?"

"Wang Lin, can you do it?" The woman looked at her child with hope. She had heard of this question and knew the answer. This was not actually a math question.

Wang Lin adjusted his glasses and frowned in thought.

"Can I cut the apple?" Wang Lin asked after a while.

Liu Changan shook his head.

The woman couldn't help but pull Wang Lin to signal her.

Wang Lin looked at his mother in confusion, then turned to look at Liu Changan, and continued to think about Liu Changan's question.

"Mom..." The woman couldn't help but prompted.

Wang Lin's frown relaxed and he looked at Liu Changan unconvinced, "If you can't cut the apple, you can't divide it equally."

Liu Changan looked calm, glanced at the woman gently, and then pulled his own Zhou Dongdong out of the barrier, "Mom brought back five apples, how can we distribute them to the four brothers so that everyone is equal?" How much?"

"Mom came back with five apples. Of course I have to give one to my mother. How could it be that only the children ate it and my mother didn't eat it?" Zhou Dongdong said loudly while holding the ribs. All the delicious things can be shared with his mother, Chang'an. Brother and sister Dandan.

The woman glanced at Wang Lin beside her and her expression changed.

"Real high-quality education, first of all, gives priority to cultivating children with a strong, gentle, kind and sharing heart. What kind of education is yours? Failure, failure, a complete failure." Liu Changan looked at this woman arrogantly, "You But be careful and check for yourself what kind of old age the parents lived after raising a child who studied abroad... Of course, it's not absolute. Maybe your family is different. .”

The woman pursed her lips and said nothing. Wang Lin looked around, at Liu Changan, at his mother, and at Zhou Dongdong who continued to chew the ribs. He felt confused and a little at a loss. Did he do something wrong?

Liu Changan has already pulled Zhou Dongdong to school. Compared with last year when Zhou Dongdong was asked the same answer, she has obviously grown up and does not pay attention to her mother. She has only one child, and there is no one among the four children. Something like that.

Although Zhou Dongdong is stupid, he is growing up after all. This is enough. As for whether he can memorize some short stories in English, WHO TMD CARE GE DANDAN?——

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