I'm really immortal

Liu Changan first ate sweet potato leaves to moisten his mouth, and then tasted the Guanyin duck. Qin Yanan's duck was not unpalatable. Thinking of the story about Qin Yanan and the unpalatable duck, Liu Changan smiled and glanced at Qin Yanan, who was holding a bowl in his hand and exuding a gentle and graceful temperament.

It's a bit of a performance, but don't men like this? Just like green tea, everyone criticizes it, but there is always a market for green tea, and the men in it always wonder, is she special to me?

Don't think that only beautiful-looking green tea has a market. Many girls with average or even lower looks play with men until they are bloated, and then expose them to everyone's amazement. Why are they swollen?

Real green tea, we all know that men will always do this. Many men have simple minds. She is so gentle to me. She thinks I am special. Or can she start to try to like her?

When Qin Yanan thought of green tea, it didn't mean that Qin Yanan was green tea. She just thought of some of the words of the original Zhu Juntang Green Tea Bitch and Old Tea Cake. Liu Changan took another bite of Zhangshu Gang pepper.

I never thought that this kind of chili from Zhangshu Town in Xiangyin could be sold at such a high price. It is also sold online for tens of yuan per pound.

Can we say that this kind of pepper that costs tens of yuan per pound is not Zhangshugang pepper? Of course not. The businessman lives in Zhangshu Port and looks for a piece of soil in Zhangshu Port... Even if he grows a pepper with a NutriExpress bottle with cut holes, it will still be a pepper produced in Zhangshu Port.

An authentic stir-fried Zhangshu Gang chili pepper in the restaurant costs about 200 yuan, and you can get a few taels... It usually costs 400 to 600 kilograms in high-end supermarkets... There are also more expensive ones.

Stir-fried Ningxiang pork with Zhangshugang peppers is considered to be the most earth-flavored and most representative dish made from two of the best common local ingredients in southern Hunan.

This fragrant pork is the type that Gao Dewei suggested Bai Fen and Miao Yingying invest in raising pigs with the money they spend on cosmetics.

Gao Dewei’s suggestions are still very forward-looking.

When you come to southern Hunan, fried Ningxiang pork with Zhangshugang pepper should be regarded as a must-eat dish. As for crayfish and stinky tofu, it doesn’t matter whether you eat it or not. They are available all over the country and the taste is similar. Now it has to be said that it is a local specialty. That’s called opening your eyes. To be honest, it can only be said to be a poor marketing demonstration by people related to the tourism industry.

Just like when you go to Chengdu, you don't have to eat Chengdu hot pot. You can eat the authentic Shiguanyin salted duck if you can. Why go to Leshan to eat cold pot skewers? The stiletto beef is more unique and rare in other places.

After eating fried Ningxiang pork with Zhangshugang pepper in southern Hunan, I took the high-speed train to Chongqing for two days to eat and drink, and then went to Chengdu nearby. Chengdu is not far from Leshan, and there is Ya'an next to Leshan, which is a favorite place for foodies... If you eat all the way, gaining twenty pounds will not be a problem.

"How does it taste?" Seeing Liu Changan eating the food quietly without saying a word, Qin Yanan couldn't help but ask. The meaning was obvious: praise him!

"Both chili peppers and pork are noble ingredients. They are delicious simply made. It is much better than the black gold abalone last time. You perfectly blended the spicy juice of chili peppers with the gravy of fragrant pork. It is simple, salty, spicy and fragrant. The meaty taste is perfect. Even the sweet potato leaves are worthy of praise. The leaves are not broken at all, and the slices are layered in the soup. The leaf tips and stems are in the same direction, as if the autumn scenery of fallen leaves entering the water is written in the bowl. A delicate and delicate woman cannot cook such a dish unless she has a picture in her mind." Liu Changan has always admired Qin Yanan's cooking skills, and after praising her, he looked at Zhu Juntang again.

"It's delicious!" Zhu Juntang praised loudly. She understood that Liu Changan meant that she also praised Qin Yanan.

"If it's delicious, eat more." Qin Yanan smiled brightly, straightened her waist, and pushed the plates and bowls in front of her forward to make it easier to pick up vegetables and eat.

Liu Changan picked up a sheep's eye and put it in Zhu Juntang's bowl.

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan, then lowered his head to look at the eyes, which seemed to come from the body parts of a monster, and cried out in grievance: "Hey!"

This bad old man wants to torture the lovely Meie all the time, but he will never eat it. He would rather die than eat it. He would rather eat the flowers and plants grown by Qin Yanan than eat this!

Qin Yanan picked it up and ate it, and said angrily, "Eat well and don't make a fuss while eating. Eating seriously is the way to respect the chef."

Zhu Juntang changed the bowl. The sheep's eyes were too scary. Even though he was a fairy sheep and not the same kind as ordinary sheep, he still inevitably had emotions similar to objects... objects.

After eating, Zhu Juntang immediately left the table so as not to delay Qin Yanan in clearing the table. This is also a very high level of cultivation and etiquette. Although he does not know how to work, he will not hinder or instruct others to work.

Liu Changan helped Qin Yanan pour out the leftovers and followed her into the kitchen.

Qin Yanan opened the refrigerator and prepared some desserts. She felt that she had a good appetite recently. It might be that the gestational sac in her lower abdomen was absorbing nutrients from the body, but it was difficult for her to provide enough nutrition. Maybe the gestational sac would activate its dormant state again, causing She fainted... Hey, she was too embarrassed to tell him.

"Why did you ask Zhu Juntang to help you check for fetal movement? It's not considered pregnant yet, right?" Liu Changan stood behind Qin Yanan and asked with a smile.

Qin Yanan was wearing a backless skirt today. Her lower waist was like soap wetted with water. It was smooth and delicate. The skirt was spilled. It did not cling to the soft curves, but swayed more charmingly. There were a few scattered on her slender neck. Her hair was stranded, but it didn't look lazy and messy. Her delicate profile was slightly sunken, elegant and charming. The corners of her mouth were slightly raised. She turned around and pinched a pickled cherry and stuffed it into Liu Changan's mouth.

Fresh cherries have a crisp and juicy taste, but they feel astringent after eating too much. Pickled cherries lose the greenness of the fresh fruit, but retain the sweetness of the cherries. They are soft in the mouth, but you still find that they are still delicious when you bite them lightly. It has a soft yet crisp texture and is full of flavor.

Even though you can still eat fresh cherries now, Qin Yanan prefers to pickle or refrigerate a batch of bayberries, cherries, grapes and other fresh fruits when they are on the market in peak season. It has a completely different taste from fresh fruits and can be eaten after meals in winter. The cool candied fruit feels very comfortable... Ordinary people should not eat too much, as it can easily cause stomach upset.

"It's not like you don't know Zhu Juntang. In front of people close to you, she is as cute as a child. She holds that detector and doesn't care if I dodge or dodge. She just keeps rubbing it on my belly. I have no choice but to let her go. Went...and maybe we can actually detect some data, so I might as well cooperate with her." Qin Yanan also said helplessly, while placing the dessert on a long dinner plate, pouring the simple pattern with sauce Come out and decorate it with mint leaves and gold foil.

Cute like a kid? So cute, Liu Changan nodded.

"Testing needs to be done by professionals and professional equipment. Zhongqing is repairing Sunanxiu's underground base at Hunan University. Most of the equipment can still be used. When it is confirmed that the base can be opened again, I will apply to her for permission to use it."

When Liu Changan destroyed the underground base, he actually had the highest authority, but he could not destroy the gold coins. Now that Tesla is gone, there are no anti-human robots like gold coins in the underground base. It is also a good thing to return to Su Nanxiu's hands.

"Zhongqing can take charge of this matter because she already knows that Su Nanxiu is Su Mei's problem." Qin Yanan knew Zhongqing's status in the Zhu family. As the helm of the family, he would always cultivate a confidant.

This confidant does not have to be excellent in all aspects. The most important thing is to be controlled, which is more important than talent... For a behemoth like the Zhu family, the talent of a single person has limited impact on it.

Just like Su Xiaocui, Su Xiaocui was just a maid in marriage at first, but she was loyal to Su Mei and openly held her position as the helmsman of the Zhu family.

Zhongqing is the next Su Xiaocui. Maybe he still serves Su Mei, or maybe Su Mei trained him for Zhu Juntang.

"Probably." Liu Changan remembered that it had been a while since he had a barbecue with Zhongqing. Zhongqing had been a little busy recently. Although Su Mei was far away in Antarctica to control the situation, there were still more things that required Zhongqing to do personally.

"Will Su Mei really stay in Antarctica and marry a penguin?" Qin Yanan was worried with some anticipation. If Su Mei really would marry a penguin, even if the wedding was held in Antarctica, Qin Yanan would be willing to charter a plane to attend the wedding and would definitely donate The most loyal blessing, I wish she and the penguin grow old together, live forever, never die, and the world will be destroyed.

Liu Changan smiled and didn't answer. What's going on with Penguin's marriage? Is there a discount for recharging Q coins?

"This woman will come back sooner or later. She can't stay peacefully in Antarctica. Even the simulation equipment in Antarctica is made of ice. But with her, this old yin... the eagle catches the chicken... no, it's nothing." Qin Yanan said Inadvertently, I said the words I usually cursed Su Mei in my heart, but it affected my image too much, so I hurriedly covered it up incoherently.

Liu Changan stretched out his finger and flicked Qin Yanan's forehead. The hatred between the two people was really inextricable. Even though Su Mei was far away in Antarctica, Qin Yanan did not relax much and still regarded Su Mei as her number one enemy.

Qin Yanan touched his forehead, a little embarrassed, and walked out of the kitchen with the dinner plate, ready to take a shower. He had sweated a little in the kitchen just now, and maybe the light fragrance was not pleasant enough.

Liu Changan went to the tool room to see if there were any sheep-taming tools he could find.

After a while, Zhu Juntang, who was eating dessert, saw Liu Changan walking out of the tool room. He was walking to the upstairs balcony with some sticks and bamboo strips and a windproof tarpaulin in his hand.

Zhu Juntang quickly followed him to see what he was going to do.

"What are you going to do? Are you making a tool for catching strange beasts tonight?" Zhu Juntang stood in front of Liu Changan, watching him cut open the bamboo strips with his bare hands, then stretched out his hand to smooth out the slender bamboo silk and polish the bamboo strips.

Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang without saying a word. He lit the brazier in the corner of the balcony, burned the bamboo strips on it for a while, and then bent it to a suitable angle.

The brazier on the balcony is not the brazier that Liu Changan made today for barbecue. It is just an atmosphere prop. In the winter, sometimes if you don’t want to stay in a heated room, you have to have a fire on the balcony with the cold wind blowing, creating a sense of atmosphere. Plant a small red clay stove, it will be snowing in the evening, and you will feel like you can drink a cup of water.

After all, it would definitely be too hot to burn the brazier in the room... and there is a heater, so there is no atmosphere and it feels a bit silly to burn the brazier inside.

If you deliberately turn off the heating and light the brazier with the doors and windows open, it would be too obvious and artificial.

"This must be how bows were made in ancient times." Zhu Juntang discovered.

"Primitive people make bows and arrows like this." The history and skills of making bows and arrows can take three days and three nights to describe. This is a professional technology and is not within the scope of experimentation. Liu Changan did not teach Zhu Juntang about popular science, and simply said: "Good bows and arrows do not use bamboo, but wood. In the past, the south used bamboo for bow making, which was the lowest bow-making material, while the north mostly used wood, so the northern archers could often bully the southern soldiers, which also led to many conflicts in history. People won the war. It’s not that the southerners are stupid and don’t know how to make bows and arrows from tuscus wood, but the distribution of this plant is more northerly. There are also plants in the south, but not so many... The distribution of plants is of course determined by climate. Many professional studies History liberal arts students simply don’t understand how to study history from these perspectives. History is a comprehensive subject, but many history students know nothing about geography, climatology, botany, etc., and are not qualified to study history at all. They spend all day holding notes from ancient books. If you go back and forth like that, it would be unreasonable to work behind closed doors and go out... If I..."

Zhu Juntang's eyes widened. She had already discovered that Liu Changan often talked about it, and the central idea was to belittle liberal arts students. It was basically Liu Changan's version of the saying "a useless scholar."

She just saw Liu Changan burning bamboo with fire, and he was able to talk about the reason why the North won the Civil War because of the weather... Zhu Juntang couldn't help but suspect that the reason why many women like him is because there is always something to talk about when they are with him. .

People improve their relationship through communication. The more two people talk together, the better their relationship will be. This is the so-called speculation, and if they can't talk to each other, it is called "talking but not speculating." There are too many sentences, even half a sentence is superfluous for two people together. Can their relationship be good?

Liu Changan is very good at talking nonsense when he is with anyone, so he always makes others think, oh, it is so fun to chat with Liu Changan. He can answer whatever I say, which is very pleasant.

In other words, as long as you invent a high-level chat robot and send these chat robots to Bai Hui, Qin Yanan and others, you can win over Liu Changan... Bah ha, bah, bah, hey!

Thinking of this, Zhu Juntang immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Zhongqing, asking Zhongqing to set up a related project and come up with a plan as soon as possible. She wanted to get the first version of the chatbot as soon as possible.

Feeling that he had tricked Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang felt a little complacent. He walked up to Liu Changan with his little skirt and saw that he had finished the bamboo and was building a cross with two wooden sticks.

Zhu Juntang walked to the cross, turned around and leaned against the cross. He raised his hands and put them on the cross beams of the cross. "This cross is as tall as me. Do you think I look like Jesus?"

"Jesus was tied to the cross. It doesn't look like he was attached to the cross." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Then you tie me up and take a picture for me." Zhu Juntang suggested. Such a picture, and such a self, must be full of redemption, holiness, and benevolent temperament, just like the crucifixion of Jesus embodies the evil of mankind, and he is Being tied up and put into such a posture also reflects Liu Changan's cruelty and cruelty, who takes pleasure in bullying fairies and uses fairies as mounts.

Although Liu Changan did not expect it, he still felt that it would not be surprising if she made such a request.

So Liu Changan tied her hands and feet to the cross.

"Did Jesus tie his feet? I remember Jesus only tied his hands." Zhu Juntang was confused. Although she didn't know much about religion, she had visited many famous cathedrals, and naturally she had a vague impression after seeing too much. .

"When Jesus was tied to the cross, he was like a mortal with no magic power. You are different. You are a fairy. What's the use of just tying your hands? You must tie your hands and feet to make you look powerful." Liu Changan gave it to Zhu Jun. Tang gave her an explanation that would satisfy her.

That's true, Zhu Juntang urged, "Then tie me up more beautifully, with beautiful bows on my arms and feet... Don't use too much force, be gentle, be gentle! I'm in a little pain!"

Liu Changan tied Zhu Juntang up, then took a few photos of her, simply adjusted them using the photo editing settings that came with his phone, and then showed them to Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang looked at himself in the photo. When Liu Changan took the photo, he blocked the light with his hands to create shadows, creating a layered light and shadow effect on Zhu Juntang's body and face. The background was dark, which matched his peerless appearance. It really makes a simple mobile phone photo full of artistic feeling.

"Yes, mainly because I am good-looking and you have good skills." Zhu Juntang said matter-of-factly, "Now you can take me apart. Let's ask Qin Yanan if she wants to take a tied up photo. She should be similar to the Virgin Maria’s feeling.”

Liu Changan put away his cell phone, but instead of helping Zhu Juntang untie him, he began to nail the bamboo strips to the cross.

"Let me go!" Zhu Juntang felt vaguely that something was not good.

After Liu Changan nailed the bamboo strips, he began to cut the windproof tarpaulin.

"What do you want to do with me?" Zhu Juntang secretly yelled, "Oh no," he has become Liu Changan's lamb to be slaughtered again. Looking at his murderous calmness, he will definitely not be punished with just a slap on the head or a spanking.

"A sheep came bleating, and no one knew it was Liu Changan. Today I want you to remember deeply who is the bleating sheep." Liu Changan continued to cut the windproof tarpaulin.

"I am! I am! I am Meie." Zhu Juntang immediately admitted his mistake.

This kind of admission of mistakes is meaningless. Education must be profound to be effective. For example, copying your name a hundred times, copying the text ten times, or reading a book a hundred times will make its meaning self-evident.

For another example, in the past when practicing martial arts, a disciple would always practice a wrong move. When the master knew that this move was wrong when actually facing the enemy, it would be fatal. Often when he was sparring with the disciple, he found that he would not change despite repeated instructions, so he After he made this mistake, he killed him by the way.

It's death anyway. If someone else dies and loses the sect's prestige, it's better to do it yourself.

Liu Changan tied the windproof tarpaulin on the frame made of bamboo strips and wooden sticks. Zhu Juntang was still tied to it. The expression on her face was both scared and curious. She struggled from time to time, but she hesitated. Obviously she wanted to know what Liu Changan wanted to do with her.

"Are you going to fly me as a kite?" Zhu Juntang suddenly thought of a possibility.

"No." Liu Changan shook his head, "Have you ever heard of flying with a sword? Today I am going to fly with a sheep."

After saying that, Liu Changan held Zhu Juntang's waist with one hand, grabbed her feet with the other hand, lifted her up, and then threw her into the sky.

Zhu Juntang felt as if he was ejected from something. The speed instantly reached an astonishing level. Zhu Juntang felt the wind blowing his bangs completely spread out and stuck to his scalp. His eyelashes were curved to cover his eyes. There was a sound beside his ears. The whistling wind, the bright lights of thousands of houses were beneath her, and she was like a plane flying over the city skyline.

Most of the time, her perspective was in a helicopter or some other private plane, but now she was like an aircraft.

Zhu Juntang was so frightened that she couldn't even bleat. She screamed "Wow!" in horror. If her hands and feet hadn't been tied, she would have been dancing to the point of being dislocated.

Why is it not just dancing and flying? Because Zhou Dongdong has proven that no matter how fast his arms are, he can only fly just a little bit.

"Ah...Grandpa! Help!" Zhu Juntang yelled. Fortunately, she could turn her head. She looked down and saw that Lushan had shrunk a lot in an instant. She couldn't see Qin Yanan's viewing balcony clearly, let alone The figure of Liu Changan.

Does he really want to send Zhu Juntang to the depths of the universe, never to return to Earth again? Zhu Juntang is just a fairy who can "money magic". She is not like Chang'e, who can fly around the earth and float back.

At this time, Zhu Juntang suddenly felt something fell on his back. He quickly turned his head and saw Liu Changan standing on his back with his hands in his pockets facing the wind!

"Liu Chang'an!" Zhu Juntang was flustered and stunned. She couldn't help but think of that night, when he jumped up first and then held her under his crotch, as if he was riding her flying in the sky.

"One of the Three Quatrains on Passing the Huaqing Palace", Chang'an looks back at the piles of embroidery, thousands of doors are opened on the top of the mountain, and a red concubine rides on a horse, laughing, no one knows that it is a lychee." Liu Changan looked at the prosperous county, and the scenery was beautiful and prosperous. Far better than Chang'an City back then.

The sun and the moon fly by, and the years have taken away a lot. The smell of decay and dust will always overflow in history, but there are also more fresh and beautiful scenery woven like flowers, Liu Changan Stand with your hands in your hands and look around.

"You actually stood on my back and read poetry, can you be a human being?" Zhu Juntang rolled his eyes. It turned out that the most humiliating time for her was when she was insulted by Liu Changan. She could never imagine what tricks he would come up with next time. Torture him.

"Before you fall to the ground, you'd better memorize this poem. I won't let you land on your face when you enter the mortal world again. Fairies will become angels when they land on their faces. Shit fell from the sky." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he read it again. Again.

"Looking back at Chang'an, there are piles of embroidery. Thousands of gates are opening on the top of the mountain. A red concubine rides on a horse and laughs. No one knows that it is lychee." Zhu Juntang's teeth were trembling, and the apples of his cheeks were hard, but he still recited the words clearly and immediately. .

"Huh?" Liu Changan felt as if he had an illusion.

Zhu Juntang recited it loudly again and said breathlessly: "I've finished reciting it!"

"Okay, I'll let you down." Liu Changan was a little surprised. There was still a glimmer of hope in this rotten wood. After reading it to herself, she actually memorized it.

Although this is not a difficult task and anyone with a normal IQ can basically do it, this is Zhu Juntang after all, a person who resists learning revealed in his genes.

"Wait... then... let's fly for a while." Zhu Juntang came back to her senses. It turned out that Liu Changan didn't want to do anything to her, he just threatened her and wanted her to recite poems.

Liu Changan frowned.

"Grandpa! This time is the real flight! I am a real fairy sheep, a flying fairy sheep. Come on, come up with a majestic title for me."

Liu Changan said nothing.

"Did you get the idea that day when you saw Shangguan Dandan let Zhou Dongdong fly? We have to be higher!" Zhu Juntang shouted: "Hey! Can you fly to the No. 1 building of Baolong Center and land? I feel This is similar to wingsuit flying. I don’t even dare to fly in a wingsuit, but with you next to me, I’m not afraid of anything!”

"You're not afraid of anything when I'm next to you?" Liu Changan squatted down.

"Of course, if you accidentally kill me, I probably won't even think that I'm going to die before I die!" Zhu Juntang waved his movable palm, "Hey! I'm Xian Me!"

Liu Changan touched her head. Hey, there's really nothing he can do to deal with her.