I'm really immortal

The blazing charcoal fire in the center of the brazier is the essence of winter barbecue. Just like hot pot on a snowy day, it always gives people a sense of comfort and happiness to dispel some of the cold. It would be great if it snowed a little at this time. Liu Changan thought for a moment who is the god in charge of snow? Qingnv is Su'e, or Shaohao who is in charge of winter, Beihai Guangze Wang Aoshun, etc... Liu Changan doesn't know these people.

There was a man named Teng Liu whom Liu Changan knew. He was the king of the Teng Kingdom. He later became the God of Snow for some unknown reason, but Liu Changan knew that he could not make snow at all.

Liu Changan looked up at the sky and smiled.

The barbecue irons were inserted into the barrel and placed next to the brazier. Zhou Dongdong put his head into the barrel to look at it, but Zhou Shuling pulled him out by her collar to prevent her saliva from falling in.

Shangguan Dandan didn't plan to eat shark intestines, nor did he plan to eat pig intestines. No matter how Liu Changan explained that they were not actually pig intestines, Shangguan Dandan didn't believe it. He wanted to frame her again. Shangguan Dandan touched the thermos bottle and drank it. He took a big sip of champagne and poured a full glass for Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling likes to drink rice wine the most, but she heard that Shangguan Dandan's champagne water is very expensive, so Zhou Shuling wants to try it. It feels really delicious, and she is a little worried that Shangguan Dandan is drinking wine from a thermos every day. Will become a drunkard.

The four people sat down around the stove, with small stools placed beside them to place dipping dishes and drinks. Everyone's cheeks were flushed by the strong firelight. Liu Changan first picked up a skewer of beef and started roasting it.

The beef skewers at the barbecue stall only taste like condiments, because due to cost considerations, it is impossible to use good local yellow beef. At present, all kinds of domestic beef are much more expensive than ordinary imported beef. , and the taste is much better.

Restaurants often use beef to make high-priced dishes. The taste and meat quality requirements they pursue are completely different from the beef used to make barbecue.

Liu Changan now uses yellow beef. Yellow beef often gives people a real "beef taste". It is not tender and tender, as if it has been added with starch or meat tenderizer. It is slightly tangy and chewy. , there is juice between the shredded meat, the color will not turn black after roasting, and its meat flavor will not be masked by the seasoning, but will be stimulated more intensely.

For Liu Changan, eating a large piece of yellow beef is definitely more enjoyable than cutting it up with a knife in a restaurant.

"Roasting the yellow beef first is an important ceremony at the beginning of the barbecue event." Liu Changan said to the others.

But Zhou Shuling was the only one who obeyed. She also took a bunch of beef skewers and grilled them next to Liu Changan's. Shangguan Dandan was grilling a white sausage, and Zhou Dongdong was holding a lamb chop in one hand and a mutton in the other. Legs, but she had absolutely no idea what to do with the lamb chops and legs, holding them in her hands first.

Liu Chang'an and Zhou Shuling's yellow beef was cooked, but Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong's were still inedible. Zhou Shuling gave her roasted yellow beef to Liu Chang'an to eat, and said to Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong: "I'll help You guys roast it, Dandan... your sausage can only be roasted slowly, otherwise the outside will be burnt and the inside will not be cooked yet."

"It's been a long time since I've eaten roasted camel." Shangguan Dandan said with some emotion, and gave his white sausage to Zhou Shuling. His daughters-in-law were more heart-warming. Dongdong's mother would roast the sausage for him. If he wanted to eat camel Ya Ya has arranged it.

The man next to him only held the roasted and fragrant yellow beef, put it in front of Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong's noses, let them smell the aroma, and then stuffed it into his mouth.

"Can you express something that fits our ordinary family? Why haven't you eaten roasted camel for a long time? I haven't heard anyone say this in the past few hundred years." Liu Changan didn't want her to go to Qin Yanan or Zhu Juntang to eat camel again. , although this matter is very simple for Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang, and can be arranged in one sentence.

If you can avoid troubling others, try not to bother others. Ordinary people just want to roast roast beef and sausages at home, instead of worrying about bothering others to get a camel to eat.

Liu Changan nodded with satisfaction. After all, he had lived out the way of thinking and living habits of ordinary people, but Shangguan Dandan still retained the bad habits of the feudal ruling class. He always wanted to do whatever he wanted, and let others do it. Come and serve yourself.

“It’s been a long time since I heard chimes playing while I was eating, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen hundreds of people dancing while I’m eating, it’s been a long time since I’ve watched a vaudeville troupe perform while I’m eating, it’s been a long time since…”

"Stop." Liu Changan handed a bunch of freshly roasted beef to Shangguan Dandan, "If you have time, go to the museum in Huwu. There will be a chime performance. Then I will buy you a steamed bun. You can eat it while listening to the chime. Reminisce about your imperial life."

Shangguan Dandan had beef strips to stuff into his mouth, so he didn't want to pay attention to Liu Changan, and he didn't want to lament anything. He motioned with his eyes to Liu Changan to roast beef strips for her again, otherwise she would keep talking so much that he wouldn't be able to listen. .

Zhou Shuling couldn't understand what Shangguan Dandan was saying, but she just thought it was funny that Shangguan Dantan often let Liu Changan do nothing to her. She pulled the roasted meat from the iron and fed it to Liu Changan who was busy feeding Shangguan Dandan. Then he fed Zhou Dongdong, who was holding mutton chops and legs in his hands and could not roast them, but only knew how to open his mouth to eat them.

"Eat more," Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling. "Others are taking advantage of winter to stock up on meat to make themselves plumper. You look like you are as thin as Zhu Juntang."

Zhou Shuling looked down at herself and said that she was as thin as Zhu Juntang, which was definitely an exaggeration. After all, her breasts and buttocks looked like those of a mature woman, which was very different from that of a young girl.

Zhu Juntang is not thin, but has a relatively healthy and normal girl figure, which can be considered uneven.

However, compared to a while ago, I have indeed lost a little weight, mainly because I have been more involved and serious in dancing recently, and I have consumed a lot of fat.

It seems that this person usually likes to mock her for being fat, but in fact he still likes her to be a little meatier. Zhou Shuling quickly took a few skewers of pork belly and grilled them.

"I...I wore a set of tight-fitting thermal underwear today, and you see that the thermal pants and hip skirt are both black, which makes me look slimmer." Zhou Shuling explained that she is not thin, although women like to be thin. One point, according to Zhou Shuling's own standards, she feels that she is still a bit fat, but maybe men don't think so. He might like a more fleshy figure, just like Li Hongfang.

Walking with Li Hongfang today, Zhou Shuling couldn't help but glance at Li Hongfang's lower body. This woman's buttocks are so beautiful.

Liu Changan took a look and nodded. These thermal pants and hip-hugging skirt are both very good-looking. Zhou Shuling is getting better and better at dressing herself up. At least it is much better than when she went on frequent blind dates. If she had been as good as she is now. Clothes are not enough to keep her in the blind date market... No, it's not her problem. When she was dressed simply, All-Star and Michael were also pursuing her passionately.

After the barbecue, Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong under his arm and went upstairs. Zhou Shuling was cleaning up downstairs. There were a few pieces of charcoal that were only half burnt. After watering them, they extinguished the fire and repacked them for use next time. .

"Dan Dan, you go upstairs first. They will eat all your favorite snacks later." Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan who was standing next to her. She was used to Shangguan Dandan not working, but she always Will look at others working with encouragement and appreciation.

"Xiaoling, actually you and Liu Changan have lived together for a long time." Shangguan Dandan glanced at Zhou Shuling's belly and couldn't tell anything. Zhou Shuling's waist was soft, not the kind that looked thin but flat. A relatively rounded shape, that is, a thin waist but a soft feeling to the touch, rather than shriveled and tight skin, which would not look good or sexy even if it is thin.

"Ah...that's what you said." Zhou Shuling was slightly embarrassed, smiled and shook her head, not caring. Shangguan Dandan liked to put her and Liu Changan together. Zhou Shuling knew that this was Shangguan Dandan's kindness and preference. So I never minded.

"This morning, Dongdong and I didn't know what to eat because we only had twenty yuan for breakfast..."

Zhou Shuling touched her pocket. There seemed to be a hundred dollars in her pocket today. She took it out and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dantan's eyes were calm and calm. He stretched out two fingers from his sleeves and took them without any fuss. With a wave of his hand, he slipped it into his sleeve pocket. He patted it uneasily and then continued: "We I met Professor Liu, the very amazing Professor Liu you said, and she invited us to have breakfast."

"Professor Liu is quite a nice person. He makes people feel comfortable when dealing with him. He is elegant, cultured and has a good temperament." Zhou Shuling said enviously.

Although Zhou Dongdong could see that Professor Liu was not very good at eating, Zhou Shuling still felt that Liu Yuewang was very good and was not convinced by Zhou Dongdong's theory.

"Liu Changan stayed at Liu Yuewang's house last night, but Liu Yuewang was not at home." Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhou Shuling with suggestive eyes, hoping that she would understand.

Zhou Shuling was shocked when she saw Shangguan Dandan. The iron drill in her hand fell into the bucket, and her teeth chattered nervously, "You...you can't talk nonsense, why Liu Changan stayed at her house, and Liu Yuewang should be there." At home? You...what did you find?"

Shangguan Dandan frowned and rubbed the smooth paintless lid of the thermos. After a little doubt, he understood, "Where are you thinking... You are just upstairs from him. He didn't sleep with you, and of course he wouldn't let you." Liu Yuewang sleeps with him."

Zhou Shuling's cheeks turned red and she tugged on her skirt. This was the problem with hip-covering skirts. After sitting for a long time, they would inevitably shrink upwards, making her skirt shorter and shorter, as if she was deliberately showing off her coquettishness.

"I'm thinking about the conditions for induction pregnancy. Liu Changan and An Nuan are next door to Liu Yuewang, which may lead to Liu Yuewang becoming pregnant through induction. Liu Changan has been sleeping under your bed, but you didn't get pregnant through induction. It may be because Liu Changan Sleeping alone, not with a woman accompanying her..."

Zhou Shuling didn't know what Shangguan Dandan was talking nonsense, so she pushed Shangguan Dandan to the stairs and asked her to go upstairs to eat quickly.

Shangguan Dandan didn't go upstairs or continue talking. She stood on the stairs and waited for Zhou Shuling to finish her work, then took Zhou Shuling's hand and went upstairs together.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong were sitting together eating fruit. Liu Changan was eating pomegranates, and Zhou Dongdong was gnawing on an unpeeled sugar cane.

"Zhou Dongdong, is sugar cane a fruit?" Liu Changan decided to incorporate education into daily life and use her interests and hobbies to teach, which reflects her extremely high teaching level and experience.

"Yes!" Zhou Dongdong said loudly.

"Sugar cane is the stem of a plant. From a botanical point of view, it is not a fruit. Along with bananas, it cannot be considered a fruit." Liu Changan said. Of course, in daily life, there is no problem in saying that eating sugar cane and bananas are fruits. .

"I know!" Zhou Dongdong chewed off the skin of a piece of sugar cane, and then stuffed the sugar cane into Liu Changan's mouth. Brother Changan didn't eat his pomegranates properly, and always told Zhou Dongdong some useless things. , must just want to eat Zhou Dongdong’s sugar cane.

Just like Zhou Dongdong would ask questions around him when he wanted to eat his food.

Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan and felt a little hot when she thought of Shangguan Dandan's words. However, in order to show that her peaceful attitude towards Liu Changan as a family member was not affected, she still sat next to Liu Changan.

Shangguan Dandan pulled the sugar cane out of Liu Changan's mouth and gave it back to Zhou Dongdong. Shangguan Dandan didn't want to be like them and only knew how to eat. He ate and ate again. He sat on the other end of the sofa and half-lyed with his eyes closed, eating. When you are full, you need to sleep to feel comfortable.

Zhou Shuling dug into her shopping bag and took out a box of mint candies. When she was about to open it, she realized something was wrong. "Mint" was "mint", but it was not mint candies, but mint-flavored family planning supplies.

Liu Changan turned around and found Zhou Shuling holding a box of condoms in her hand, "So you like mint flavored ones."

"No, it's from here!" Zhou Shuling quickly threw it away as if it was hot to her hands, "You obviously bought it yourself!"

"Why did I buy this? I never use it." Liu Changan picked it up and put it in Zhou Shuling's pocket. "It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's just daily necessities."

"I really didn't buy it, I got it in this shopping bag." Zhou Shuling quickly took it out and threw it to Liu Changan, and reminded him hesitantly: "You... you and An Nuan, you still have to use it."

Liu Changan took it apart and opened it, then under Zhou Shuling's dumbfounded gaze, he made three mint-smelling balloon ponies and placed them on the table.

Seeing Zhou Dongdong finish one section of sugar cane and then start nibbling the skin of the next section of sugar cane, he turned around and noticed the ponies. Zhou Shuling quickly ran upstairs with the three ponies in her arms.

Zhou Shuling ran upstairs and looked at the three ponies, then she felt something was wrong. It was indeed not Liu Changan who bought them. He was a bold person and he would not deny that he bought them.

If it wasn't Liu Changan, then it was Shangguan Dandan. It was impossible for Zhou Dongdong to buy it thinking it was mint candy. Zhou Dongdong didn't recognize such a complicated word as "mint".

Most likely Shangguan Dandan thought they were mints... No, remembering what Shangguan Dantan said downstairs just now, could it be... Could it be that Shangguan Dantan wanted to let himself and Liu Changan... but was also afraid that Zhou Shuling would get pregnant?

Oh my God, what is Dantan thinking about every day? Zhou Shuling's cheeks were hot and she couldn't help but hug the three ponies tightly.

Ouch... so oily!

diudio~

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Liu Changan, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan slept on the sofa for a while. Liu Changan woke up first. He had something to do in the evening and did not plan to eat at home. He went upstairs to talk to Zhou Shuling and saw that she was still shy. The appearance can't help but be a little funny.

The charm of a girl and the shyness of a woman have always been the two most beautiful styles of women.

Liu Changan didn't pay much attention to what she was thinking about. It was just the three ponies. Liu Changan said that he never used them. It was true, but what kind of sect master, swordsman, master, emperor, general, lord, sir, etc. in history, Elder brother, senior brother, master, junior brother, ancestor, uncle, etc. have used similar things... The experience is not good if they are just trying it or if both parties are not familiar with it.

The earliest similar products used sheep cecum. Many people know this, but few people know that until the 1990s, sheep cecum products still accounted for 5% to 6% of the market share. Sales accounted for nearly 20%... It is an expensive natural product.

Westerners love sheep especially deeply.

The main manufacturing centers of these things are the Slaughter Country and New Zealand, which have a large number of sheep. This perfectly fits the Western positioning of places like the Slaughter Country and New Zealand. Isn't the Exile Land the most suitable place to produce these?

Thinking of the sheep, he inevitably thought of the other side. Liu Changan frowned and rushed to Lushan Mountain. He planned to continue investigating the women's health center tonight, hoping to act with Qin Yanan. The last time he acted with Qin Yanan was in Lushan When in the valley, it felt pretty good.

Coming to the Xiangjiang River, which he had passed countless times, Liu Changan saw someone fishing on the riverside, and he remembered Du Mu's "Drinking Alone":

It's snowing outside the window, and I turn on the stove and open the wine vat.

It's like fishing in the rain and sleeping under the tent in the autumn river.

Perhaps because of Du Mu's background, Du Mu's song "Drinking Alone" has a real sense of unrestrainedness that Liu Changan appreciates, and it also reflects what Liu Changan has always believed: loneliness is the normal state of life.

Compared with Du Fu's "Drinking Alone", which has no original meaning, it is a little forced. Du Fu only achieved his Dzogchen state of canonization after "the boundless falling trees rustled".

Of course, this does not mean that Du Fu was not as good as others before Dzogchen. That was also a peak that was difficult for poets throughout the ages to reach.

Liu Changan thought about these old people, but unknowingly walked to the fishing place by the river.

The fishing guy set up a fishing tent. This kind of tent is different from ordinary camping tents. Common camping tents tend to be equilateral triangles, while single fishing tents are often A-shaped. As for ice fishing tents, they are also polygonal. Lord.

The fishing tent is breathable, quick to set up and open, and is sun-proof, mosquito-proof and rain-proof. It is really a good companion for fishing. Liu Changan looked at it and felt it was very good.

"The harvest is good." Liu Changan saw that there were a lot of goods in the big fishing bucket outside the tent. It was obviously not to prevent the Air Force from going to the vegetable market to buy.

"Yes, do you want to come in and take shelter from the rain?" The younger brother saw Liu Changan's handsome appearance and gentle temperament, and looked at the drizzle outside, so he invited him warmly.

Liu Changan bent down and got in. The little brother's tent was relatively large, and it was not crowded for two people to sit inside. The little brother poured a cup of hot water and handed it to Liu Changan.

"It's comfortable." Liu Changan said with envy. In fact, many ancient people "sleeping under a tent in the autumn river" were not very comfortable and warm. At that time, they could prepare a small stove, teapot, and hot wine in the cold winter and snowy days. After all, there are only a handful of people fishing from boats.

"Yes, Nas is quite comfortable." The little brother squinted his eyes, showing a state of complete immersion in happiness, "I have been out for three days."

"Then where are you sleeping?" Liu Changan looked at the tent and found it a bit difficult to sleep.

"In the car, my car is parked over there." The little brother pointed in a direction.

"Did you brush your teeth?" Liu Changan didn't smell the strong tone, but he still cared a little.

The little brother was stunned for a moment, but smiled and nodded. He didn't expect anyone to ask this.

Liu Changan nodded and thought that this was probably the state that many fishermen loved. In the small fishing tent, there was hot water, food, and drizzle outside the tent. Sitting here seemed like the world was so big, and the feeling of letting go of everything made me feel comfortable. Many people are obsessed with it.

For many people, fishing is more addictive than anything else. What they like is the feeling of being separated from reality and even their souls are wandering.

Liu Changan sat for a while, drank the hot water and said goodbye.

After this walk, when I reached the top of the mountain and looked back, the entire county was already a night scene with thousands of lights and neon lights. Liu Changan stood on the viewing platform and turned his head. In Qin Yanan's suite, only the living room was lit. An orange-yellow lamp was lit, and the light it reflected made people take a breath. It was the kind of feeling that makes people feel warm when they see home in front of them.

Walking into Qin Yanan's house, Liu Changan saw Qin Yanan sitting on the sofa. There was actually a small cotton-padded jacket with air leakage and a cooling ice pack next to him. Sure enough, life is always prone to illusions. Just now, he actually felt warm downstairs?

"Hey!" Zhu Juntang shouted unexpectedly when he saw Liu Changan, and then continued to rub a silicone round handle on Qin Yanan's belly. She was collecting information about the gestational sac.

"Why are you here?" Qin Yanan was surprised and had a hint of shame in her voice, because Liu Chang'an did not inform her of his arrival in advance, but now she had her belly exposed... There was no way, Zhu Juntang again Clinging and annoying, Qin Yanan had no choice but to cooperate with her.

"have dinner."

Liu Changan stood at the door for a while, then changed his shoes and walked in, and then found the most sufficient reason.

"Okay, I happen to have sheep eyes at home, and I'll cook them for you." Qin Yanan pushed Zhu Juntang away, pulled down her skirt and stood up.

"I just asked you to make porridge for me, but you said you were too lazy to do anything!" Zhu Juntang sat on the ground angrily. Such obvious double standards and differential treatment. Don't you know that what ordinary people hate most is double standards and differential treatment? !

"You are such a tricky person to eat. I will make porridge for you. The color of the porridge is not good to eat. I won't drink it if it is thick. I won't drink it if it is thin. I won't drink it if it is salty. I won't drink it if it is sweet. I won't drink it if it is bland. I won't drink porridge with red meat. Don’t drink it, just eat fish porridge. You can’t see the fish and crab meat, and I’m too lazy to serve you.” Qin Yanan can also make porridge that can meet Zhu Juntang’s requirements, but it is too troublesome. She is a pregnant woman and cannot So hard work.

"I won't eat sheep's eyes. Make me something else to eat." Zhu Juntang didn't think this was too much. If she was a girl from an ordinary family with an annual income of less than 10 million, it would be natural for her to eat so cunningly. Princess disease is too spoiled, but if she eats like this, there will be no problem.

It can also provide a huge amount of work time for many people.

A lot of working hours means more pay, and it's not too hard, it just requires patience and care.

Many people just have a lot of time. If they save some of the time they spend playing with their mobile phones and work for Zhu Juntang, they can make a lot of money. This cannot even be called capitalist oppression and exploitation.

Isn't this a good thing? Benefiting others and yourself, why not do it.

"Didn't you bring the sheep eyes?" Qin Yanan remembered correctly, Zhu Juntang came with Jin Xiaomei, and Jin Xiaomei handed the sheep eyes to Qin Yanan and left.

"I brought the sheep's eyes here to disgust you. Who told you to humiliate me first?" Zhu Juntang felt depressed that Qin Yanan didn't feel nauseated or nauseated when she saw the sheep's eyes. She was indeed a fake pregnant woman.

"Sheep eyes are so delicious. I haven't eaten them for a long time. Sheep eyes are sinewy and cartilage, and the texture is soft and tough. The mutton fat explodes in your mouth, and the juice in the eyeballs is dripping. Chew it and swallow it. It's delicious." Liu Changan originally said He said it casually, but when he heard that there were sheep eyes to eat, he became a little bit excited. He reminded Qin Yanan, "It can be grilled directly after marinating, or slightly fried and then grilled. There is no need to stew it in soup. It is better to eat other haggis. "

"Okay, I'll go take care of it first." Qin Yanan smiled slightly, knowing that he would like to eat this. Of course Qin Yanan knew the purpose of Zhu Juntang bringing this, but a little fairy like Zhu Juntang floated around all day without touching the ground. , how do you know the food in the world is delicious?

Zhu Juntang crossed her arms in front of her chest and was angry. She obviously came to play a prank on Qin Yanan, but failed completely and gave Liu Changan a good taste.

Qin Yanan went to the kitchen, and Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang.

"You were bleating just now, but you ended up giving sheep eyes to others to eat. Don't you think you're being disrespected?" Liu Changan couldn't understand such a special creature as Zhu Juntang.

"I am a fairy, and I am not the same breed as the ordinary baa. The difference... the difference is like... it is very big." Zhu Juntang wanted to find an example that looked the same but was actually very different. He couldn't find it for a while. Come on, forget it.

"Yes, the difference is as big as you and me, and we are not of the same species." Liu Changan nodded with deep understanding.

Zhu Juntang's eyes turned around suspiciously, a little suspicious that Liu Changan was hinting at something, or that he was secretly attacking her and she didn't know it or couldn't understand it for the time being.

Most people use the word "right" when they speak, which means emphasis. But he and she are not of the same species, so what is the need to emphasize?

She is a fairy and he is a bad old man. There is a big difference between the two species.

Zhu Juntang didn't think much more. Anyway, he thought about how to torture her and train her every day, trying to turn her into a zombie that obeyed him and only knew how to read, just like... just like Yan Qingcheng.