I'm really immortal

Liu Changan looked at the astonished Bai Hui and smiled slightly. It seems that Bai Hui is also a person who is not good at socializing. His ability to observe people's emotions has dropped a lot. In this regard, he is far different from Liu Changan. Liu Changan has always been a good talker. People can talk, laugh and get along happily with all kinds of people.

This is also an ability that is naturally obtained in a long life. There is no need to be complacent. Liu Changan will not show off himself and ridicule Bai Hui at the same time.

It has never been easy for human beings to interact with them. Fortunately, after Liu Changan lived with many races and made progress together, he also caught up with human thinking and mastered the skills and rules for living together with humans.

“In the 1970s, France de Waal observed chimpanzees at the Arnard Zoo in the Netherlands. At the same time, he published “The Politics of Chimpanzees” in 1982, and concluded that the social behavior of chimpanzees is political and is not the same as that of humans. Two." Liu Changan said to Bai Hui.

"Huh?" Bai Hui came to his senses. Liu Changan often inexplicably started a topic that was completely unrelated to what had just happened and the current context and atmosphere.

Girls like small animals, those small, cute animals that pose no physical threat to them. They like to touch, rub and stroke them. However, most girls still like animals like chimpanzees. They stay in the zoo.

As for the politics of chimpanzee social behavior, I don’t even care. As long as the animals are delicious or cute, who cares about the rest?

"Obviously, your social level is not as good as that of chimpanzees. Normal chimpanzee groups are relatively harmonious, especially the female chimpanzee. She is rarely isolated by other individuals in the group. She is the target of much competition. If a baby chimpanzee There are two males in the group who are competing for the position of leader. They will also show their strength in front of the female chimpanzee, play with the baby chimpanzees and other means to compete for the favor of the female chimpanzee." Liu Changan said regretfully: "Look at the four of us here just now. After you say hello to everyone, I’m the only one left.”

Bai Hui tugged at the edge of her skirt and listened to his nonsense with wide eyes, "You called me a female chimpanzee, and you said Zhou Dongdong is a baby chimpanzee, and Shangguan Dandan and Sister Zhou are other chimpanzees!"

"That's not what I meant. The point is that I said your social level is too low, even worse than that of a female chimpanzee." Liu Changan was a little surprised. He remembered that Bai Fen was very angry when he said this before.

I feel a little angry now, but I actually know how to seize the key counterattack points instead of just gritting my teeth and pressing my chest like a stuffy gourd.

She had made progress, she said, and even Liu Changan would not admit it. At the same time, she offended Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling, which made people feel uncomfortable.

"Hmm... I remembered that the first time you showed your power in front of me was when you threw the two little thieves off the bridge... Also, when you and Guan Yuan were competing for the title of the most popular person on campus. , you buried him, which is also a way to show strength. As for playing with the baby chimpanzee..." Bai Hui glanced at Zhou Dongdong from a distance, who was jumping around and twisting randomly, "In short, if I were a female chimpanzee, You are the gorilla vying for the favor of me, a female chimpanzee!”

Although the last sentence felt a bit too good about himself, Bai Hui was not that sensitive and was not so afraid of being laughed at and ridiculed by him... I felt like he wouldn't do this anymore.

"You actually admitted that you are a female chimpanzee in order to fight back. This method of killing a thousand enemies and damaging three thousand yourself is really powerful." Liu Changan took two steps back and cupped his hands to show his admiration.

Bai Hui twisted her body and felt a little proud. He actually didn't refute that he was a gorilla vying for the favor of her, a female chimpanzee... Of course, it might also be because he had never tried to win her favor, so he didn't bother to refute such words.

But Bai Hui was still a little happy, so she pulled Liu Changan and asked her to follow him to the side of the Heisenberg German restaurant. This place avoided the check-in hotspot of the giant doll next to it. A huge electrical box blocked the coming and going of tourists. Sight.

"you see me……"

As she spoke, Bai Hui twisted her waist and shook her butt to the side. One side of her skirt stuck to her thigh, and the skirt on the other side flew up. The Absolute Realm was as gorgeous and beautiful as under the shining of the holy light. .

With a smile on her lips and gentle eyes, she waved her hands, one hand pointed at Liu Changan like a pistol, and the other hand made a heart sign.

"What are you doing?" Although this scene is as beautiful as men's first love, with white walls, a girl full of energy, and clear and bright eyes, the corners of her mouth curl up slightly when she thinks about it.

Liu Changan still didn't quite understand that she called him here and thought she wanted to tell him that she also saw water monkeys, aliens, underground people and other secrets.

As a result, she just made this move, and then did it three more times slightly differently under Liu Changan's puzzled eyes.

"Oh, are you asking me to take photos for you because you are showing off?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your phone."

Bai Hui stopped, searched for a short video on her phone and showed it to Liu Changan, and sighed, "This is a skirt jumper!"

It was really pretty and pretty for a blind person to see. She practiced it for a long time and also took a video, but her skirt was always swung a little high, so she didn't upload it to the Internet.

"Skirt jumping?" Liu Changan doesn't pay much attention to popular hot spots. After all, today's young people have very low standards for spiritual pursuits. Their superficial brains are easy to be satisfied and empty. Hot spots move faster than high-speed rail. Today's popular photography Videos of people falling on the ground and banging their heads against the wall will become popular tomorrow.

"Don't you think it's very girly...well, it's very beautiful..." Bai Hui explained.

"The beauty of a girl lies in Miss Bai's grave." Liu Changan said with a smile.

This time it was Bai Hui's turn to look confused. What does Miss Bai's grave mean?

Her surname is Bai. Does Miss Bai refer to herself? What about the grave? Bai Hui put her hands on her hips angrily, "Are you saying that the dead Bai Hui is the beautiful girl, the beautiful Bai Hui?"

Liu Changan couldn't help but smile even more. Bai Hui's death was not beautiful at all. How could he understand it so?

"I look at the colored glaze as light as a hui, and when I approach the peak, I gradually feel that the color is more than pure. It is rare to find a full rainy day, and the quality of Zhengzheng Piya is still warm. The snow in the jade wave is not white, and the dogwood appears in poetry. I am afraid that I know too much about etiquette. I dare not open the curtain to thank guests." Liu Changan recited a poem.

The tomb of the white girl has the same meaning as the jade waves holding snow in this poem, as well as the snow-capped peaks, doves in ripples, white jade rabbits in the moonlight, two immortals with lotus flowers, and cherry blossoms piled in the snow.

Why have literati since ancient times been called poets? It's because they often tease others in ways that are difficult for others to understand.

Bai Hui listened with great difficulty. After listening, she didn't know why he suddenly recited a poem. What does this have to do with Miss Bai's grave?

But Liu Changan didn't explain, and just walked to where the dance team gathered.

"What does the White Girl's Tomb mean?"

"Read more books."

"I'm going to Baidu."

"I read it once and you can memorize it and type it out? You don't have this ability, and this poem can't be found on Baidu."

"Then I'll Baidu Bai Girl's Tomb."

"You can't use Baidu either. You always think that the knowledge displayed by others can be found through Baidu. You are probably a fool."

"Then tell me...otherwise, I'll ask Zhu Juntang." Bai Hui thought for a while and asked Zhu Juntang for help. She still remembered that last year, in order to understand the allusions and status of the sycamore tree in traditional culture, Zhu Juntang found An old man with a clear and airy temperament gave a lecture... Although in the end Zhu Juntang came to the conclusion that ancient literati would plant a tree when their wives died. The sycamore tree in Hunan University was made after someone died and I don’t know how many wives. Planted later.

Ask Zhu Juntang to help inquire about Miss Bai's grave, and you will definitely find out that Liu Chang'an is not the only erudite and talented person in this world. Unless he invented it himself, others would not know about it.

"Naizi." Liu Changan turned around and said to Bai Hui calmly. He didn't want Bai Hui to go to Zhu Juntang to inquire about this matter. After all, he was Zhu Juntang's elder, and elders didn't like to let their juniors know whether they were old or not. Zun, molesting other little girls.

"Ah?" Bai Hui blushed suddenly and couldn't help but stammered: "You... you... you are so naked..."

"Huh? No, I'm very reserved. It's just that you are uneducated, so you have to force others to turn their reserved meaning into naked meaning." Liu Changan shook his head, "I am reserved, but you are the one who is naked."

Bai Hui was very angry. He actually teased her and said she was naked. So Bai Hui raised her hands back, leaned forward on tiptoes, bumped into Liu Changan, and ran away.

Liu Changan stood there without moving until Bai Hui took out his mobile phone and sent him a text message. He took it out and took a look: Then I will let you feel the beauty of a girl naked.

Liu Changan is so angry that he was sexually harassed by her twice today. This Bai Hui is getting more and more obscene and is simply offensive. If she does this again next time, he will fight back.

Because he was angry, Liu Changan stopped watching Bai Hui dance. He called Zhu Juntang aside and scolded her for being ignorant, unmotivated, and ignorant, and then took Zhou Dongdong home first.

Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan came back after dancing. Shangguan Dandan didn't go upstairs because he drank a lot of champagne while joining in the fun. He went home and lay down in the coffin to sleep... Even though he was a little drunk, Shangguan Dandan still returned to the coffin vigilantly, lest he wake up in bed tomorrow and find that he had become Sun Wukong again.

Zhou Shuling first went to Liu Changan's house and saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong sitting together watching a martial arts drama from the 1990s.

"Zhou Dongdong, school is about to start. Didn't I ask you to come back early and do your homework?" Zhou Shuling stared at her angrily when she saw Zhou Dongdong's words going in one ear and out the other.

"I was tapped on acupuncture points by brother Chang'an. I can only sit here and watch TV. I can't do my homework." Zhou Dongdong sat motionless on the sofa, watching TV attentively to show that he had indeed been tapped on acupuncture points. He couldn't even open his eyes. Turn.

"You clearly heard me telling her to go home and do her homework, why did you tap her acupuncture points?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan even more angrily, "Hurry up and tap her acupuncture points."

"I just tapped the acupoints and used up all my internal energy. Now I can't tap the acupoints." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Then I'll do it." After Zhou Shuling said that, she poked Zhou Dongdong hard.

Zhou Dongdong almost jumped up with an "ouch", and finally managed to hold back his blushing face. He clenched his fists with both hands and sat still firmly. His mother could not relieve the acupuncture points that Brother Chang An had touched.

"Huh? It seems that my strength was weak just now. Try it again." Zhou Shuling blew on her finger and then poked it down again.

Before Zhou Shuling could poke it down, Zhou Dongdong let out an "ouch" and ran away. Her mother's acupuncture was as if she was trying to penetrate Zhou Dongdong.

Seeing Zhou Dongdong running upstairs, Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan angrily and poked him several times, "You still cooperate with her!"

"Watching some TV will be fine. She promised me that she would finish all my homework before school starts." Liu Changan was tickled by her and stepped aside.

Zhou Shuling sat down and said with some worry: "It doesn't matter if she is a rich and powerful daughter like Miss Zhu. How can children from ordinary families like us not study and not learn well?"

"I am an ordinary person. But how are you ordinary?" Liu Changan shook his head.

Zhou Shuling lowered her head and looked at herself. From head to toe, from childhood to adulthood, she had always been ordinary.

"Look at your current state, how is it ordinary? Others regard you as a noble lady. It seems that the nutritional supplements I gave you have an outstanding effect on you." Liu Changan is very sure that Zhou Shuling's current physical state is better than that of a woman of the same age. They are definitely one in a thousand, unless they are those women who have been irrigated by a large amount of alien beast essence.

Jingyuan and Jingyuan cannot be generalized. His quality is certainly much better than those of those strange beasts.

"Do I look like a noble lady?" Zhou Shuling blushed in surprise, "Do you mean I have a good figure and good looks?"

"Forget it." Liu Changan nodded. He would not repeatedly attack this woman who always lacked self-confidence. After she suffered many setbacks in the blind date market, her self-confidence has not yet recovered even though she is now earning a lot of money.

Zhou Shuling stood up a little embarrassedly, "I...I'm going to see if she is doing her homework."

Liu Changan nodded. He was also waiting for Zhou Shuling to come back. Now he was going to Hexi with the prepared preserved eggs and visited the women's health club.

Zhou Shuling came upstairs and saw that Zhou Dongdong had already laid out his schoolbag, pencil case, pens, textbooks and homework, but he was not doing his homework.

"Your brother Chang'an praised me twice today. He praised me for walking well at noon, and just now he praised me for looking good too." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said proudly to Zhou Dongdong.

"Brother Chang'an praises everything he sees for how beautiful it is. When we came back just now, he saw the little black dog that Lu Si'en always chased. He also said that the little black dog was good-looking and could give Lu Si'en a beautiful baby. ." Zhou Dongdong said disapprovingly.

The smile on Zhou Shuling's face fell to the ground, and she bent down and poked Zhou Dongdong, "Why are you talking to mom? I'll tap your dumb point!"

Zhou Dongdong made a "Om" sound and howled at the top of his lungs. Just as he was howling, he remembered that he had been tapped on his dumb acupuncture point, so he couldn't cry out... But why was Zhou Dongdong's acupuncture point tapped? Such acupuncture was pointless. It's not fun, it almost exposed Zhou Dongdong. Is it because my mother thinks the little black dog is not good-looking? Then let her touch the little black dog’s hole! ——

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