I'm really immortal

Liu Changan looked at Shangguan sleeping soundly and did not leave immediately. A young man with clean skin, thick black hair, a tall and slender figure, and a slightly raised mouth stood beside the bed. He pressed his fingers gently and turned on the bedside lamp.

The orange light is not dazzling, but it reflects her fair face with a slightly pink feeling. Her neat bangs cast a slight shadow, her clear and moist lips are bright red, and the pear beside the corner of her mouth is The vortex appears as if something good happened in a dream, such as grabbing a handful of good cards.

Such a scene looks good and beautiful, but for most people, it is a very scary thing to suddenly wake up in the middle of the night and find a person standing next to the bed staring at them.

It's very different than waking up with someone in your arms.

Liu Changan stood for a while, but Shangguan Dandan did not open his eyes again, so he turned his head and looked at the room. Compared with when he first lived here, the layout of the room was very different.

The feeling was different. The original simplicity and simplicity had turned into a crowded and cramped feeling. No wonder she spent most of her time playing upstairs except sleeping.

It’s no wonder that others were there. Who asked her to place a TV set like a wall here? The electric cars also need to be moved in, and the small tables and stools that Zhou Dongdong picked up before and asked Liu Changan to repair are also moved here?

Even the thermos bottle that she forgot to take out today and placed on the bedside felt like it was taking up a lot of space.

Of course, the thing that took up the most space was the bronze coffin. Liu Changan had removed the door before moving it in. Liu Changan wanted to suggest that she move the single bed out and it would be better to sleep in the coffin.

This not only makes the space in the room wider, but also maintains the persona of her zombie old lady... The personas that many people appear in often become weaker as the plot develops and the characters become more mature, and they are even forgotten. Some regrets.

Liu Changan walked to the coffin and once again looked at its exquisite carvings and lacquer patterns. He couldn't see anything special about it, so he picked it up.

Holding the coffin and walking a few steps in the room, spinning it like a pencil case in his hand, Liu Changan played with one of Shangguan Dandan's treasures for a while. He felt bored and was ready to go back to sleep.

Shangguan Dandan's current treasures include: coffins, mobile phones, thermos kettles, televisions, small stoves, kettles, etc., in no particular order.

Liu Changan turned his head and took a last look. When he saw the cosmetics placed by Shangguan Dandan on the desk, he couldn't help but curl his lips slightly.

The night passed quickly.

Shangguan Dandan woke up in the morning, reached out and touched it, and found his thermos on the bedside, so he grabbed it and held it in his arms.

The most beloved owl, Shangguan Dandan forgot to take it out yesterday. I felt a little neglected and a little guilty. I rubbed my face affectionately with it a few times, hugged it and slept for a while, and then took my mobile phone from my sleeve pocket. take it out.

Why didn't you take off your clothes to sleep last night?

Shangguan Dandan thought for a moment, and memories related to last night came to his mind. It turned out that he was carried back by a moth and put on the bed.

Shangguan Dandan shook his head with satisfaction. Because he was lying down, nodding was not very convenient.

He would hold her and put her on the bed, which fully demonstrated his love and filial piety without taking off her clothes without authorization. It also showed that under the education of the core socialist values, he had reborn as a person and learned the principles of ordinary human ethics.

Since there was no way to rebuild the Han Empire, the Queen Mother had no choice but to accept the core socialist values. It was a bit reluctant, but she felt that it contained many profound principles related to national policies and people's livelihood, just like when Shangguan Dandan was studying the governance experience of previous emperors in the Weiyang Palace. , will also have some insights.

I recalled that when I ascended to the position of Queen Mother, the Han Dynasty had already abandoned the idea of ​​"ruling by doing nothing" and continued the "active and proactive" idea of ​​Emperor Wu's dynasty. As the country became stronger and the power of the vassal states expanded, , an era when land annexation was intense and the Huns were infested, the Han Dynasty's governance strategy was generally more appropriate.

If at that time I had obtained some ideological works after 2000 and made changes to adapt to the times, I might have been able to make the Han Dynasty better.

When King Changyi came to Beijing, Shangguan Dandan also placed his hope on mother and son to work together, not only to consolidate the power of the royal family, but also to govern the country better. Unfortunately, King Changyi was a complete bastard.

After more than two thousand years, he finally grew up. Shangguan Dandan shook his head with satisfaction, then sat up and prepared to do the first thing in the morning: boil water.

The weather was a little cold, and you could hear the sound of rain outside the door. Maybe the air was too humid, making all the sounds soft. Shangguan's ears moved and he looked at the water line in the circle. The glass window fell down, and he opened his mouth and let out a breath, wondering if he had any meat buns to eat this morning.

Opening the door a little, Shangguan Dandan tilted his head, exposed his two eyes through the crack, and observed the world outside.

The ground was wet, and there were not many floor tiles left around the sycamore tree. Most of them were traces left by Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong digging around. There were no Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong outside, and Shangguan Dandan did not go out either. Just open the door completely and change the air in the room.

He took out a few pieces of charcoal from the snakeskin bag behind the door, lit it, put it in the small stove, and put in the half-burned briquettes. Shangguan nodded calmly. If Zhu Juntang were here, he would definitely be amazed by the Queen Mother. capable.

"Sister Dandan!"

At this time, Zhou Dongdong ran down and stopped with his heels in front of a row of raindrops. He looked angrily at the seemingly endless rain. For children, rainy days mean that they cannot go out to play. , you can only stay at home...mostly you are not allowed to watch TV, or you have to do a lot of homework before you can watch TV.

She took two cartons of milk and moved to Shangguan Dandan's door next to the wall. Then she jumped in and handed a carton to Shangguan Dandan.

"Sister Dandan, are you Sun Wukong today?" Zhou Dongdong said enviously.

Although sometimes Zhou Dongdong is a small plane, sometimes he is the People's Liberation Army, and sometimes he is Sun Wukong, a child who cannot do magic, Zhou Dongdong, a primary school student who has been in elementary school for one semester, often knows that he is actually just an ordinary child. , can't fly, isn't very powerful, and certainly doesn't know magic.

But Sister Dandan is different. Sister Dandan can be whatever she wants, just like the real thing. For example, now Sister Dandan has become the real Sun Wukong.

Although she didn't quite understand why Zhou Dongdong said she was Sun Wukong today, Shangguan Dandan still nodded seriously. At the same time, he wrapped Zhou Dongdong with his hair, lifted him up, and placed him on the bench to sit next to her.

Zhou Dongdong laughed happily a few times, and looked at the rain outside the door with Shangguan Dandan, sucking milk to make his cheeks bulge.

The flames of the small stove illuminated the furnace wall red, and there were flickering orange flames. Shangguan Dandan looked at it and saw that the briquettes did not produce a blue flame, which meant that even if it burned most vigorously, its firepower was limited. It's probably just enough to boil this pot of water.

Thinking that the champagne Li Hongfang bought for him would be delivered today, Shangguan Dandan was in a good mood again. He had been in a daze after drinking wine last night, a bit like the time he accidentally drank Jingyuan wine in Weiyang Palace.

Li Hongfang is actually not bad, and he looks good at raising children, but Liu Changan probably doesn't mean that. He is very superficial. He first looks at his face, then his body, and he is also very picky.

Thinking about it, after living for so many years, I have seen many interesting souls, lived with many people, and experienced the joy, boredom, dullness, and restlessness of interacting with people of various personalities. I finally returned to initial state.

This is probably the famous three-level realm.

At this time, Shangguan Dandan's cell phone rang. She now had two cell phones. The thrifty Queen Mother did not throw away the cell phone Liu Changan wanted to use to exchange coffins with her after getting the IPHONEX from Zhu Juntang.

Now of course Shangguan Dandan knows the value of mobile phones. The mobile phone given by Zhu Juntang is more expensive than her electric pony car, but the one given by Liu Changan is much cheaper.

Thinking about it, I feel a little angry. He actually wanted to use such a cheap mobile phone to exchange her precious little coffin with her. He was really good at scheming against the Queen Mother as always. Fortunately, Shangguan Dandan was not successfully schemed by him again.

It can be considered that he has made some progress... After all, he used to rob her of her pony carriage.

"Sister Dandan, why don't you answer the phone?" Zhou Dongdong took Shangguan Dandan's mobile phone from the bedside.

When Shangguan Dandan was drinking milk, she didn't want to move or answer the phone. When Zhou Dongdong brought it over, she took a look and saw that it was her favorite daughter-in-law Yaya calling, so she should answer it.

"Dandan, are you awake?" Qin Yanan asked anxiously.

Shangguan Dandan was a little confused, because Qin Yanan's "anxious" tone seemed more like a deliberate expression after adjusting his mood to calm down.

"Um?"

"Then...then did you wake up and wash your face and brush your teeth?" Qin Yanan asked tentatively.

Shangguan Dandan was a little more confused and shook his head. Then he realized that Qin Yanan couldn't see the way he shook his head. But since he had already shaken his head, Qin Yanan must have understood what she meant and there was no need to say anything.

"Dan Dan, don't go out. Go wash your face and brush your teeth first. Don't be angry if anything happens. I'm free today. I'll come over and go shopping with you later. Spring models are now on sale. Let's go buy clothes, bags and shoes." Qin Yanan sure enough. Realization came through, and there was a soothing gentleness in his voice.

"Okay!" Shangguan Dandan nodded majestically over the phone.

Shopping for clothes... Shangguan Dandan discovered that in modern society, apart from some monster-like styles, there were also some styles that she liked.

Like Liu Changan, she has actively and correctly integrated into modern life. Of course, she has an aesthetic that keeps pace with the times. Girls all need bags. Shangguan Dandan looked at her sleeve pockets, which can be carried daily. It has the function of the product, but it can’t fit your own thermos.

After thinking about it, I was carrying a big bag with a thermos bottle stuffed straight inside, and riding my own electric pony carriage. The little queen mother had a lot of majesty.

Shangguan Dandan had just stood up when the phone rang again. This time it was Zhu Juntang calling.

"Dandan, someone painted your face like Sun Wukong! It must be Liu Changan who did it. Beat him quickly! He will scream!" Zhu Juntang was not like Qin Yanan, her tone was full of inciting anger.

Shangguan Dandan was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Zhou Dongdong. Zhou Dongdong's expression was still very normal... Because in Zhou Dongdong's eyes, it was not strange or ridiculous for Sister Dandan to turn into Sun Wukong. things.

No wonder when Zhou Dongdong saw Shangguan Dandan in the morning, he said that Shangguan Dandan was Sun Wukong today!

Shangguan Dandan quickly went to look in the mirror. What appeared in the mirror was not the kind, upright, elegant and majestic, beautiful and lovely Queen Mother at all, but a Sun Wukong with a face like a flower butt!

A black circle was drawn in the center of Shangguan Dandan's forehead, surrounded by thundercloud patterns. A circle around the eyes, the entire triangle of the bridge of the nose, and around the lips were smeared with bright red. The rest of the cheeks were smeared with thick powder. The face is exactly the same as the image of Sun Wukong in those Peking Opera or craft masks!

ah! ah! ! !

Shangguan Dandan rushed to her desk and saw that a lot of her cosmetics were consumed. Shangguan Dandan rarely put on makeup, but she cherished these cheap cosmetics that she and Zhou Shuling bought together. The price was not expensive, Zhou Shuling said Very useful.

Liu Changan! This must have been done by Liu Changan. Shangguan was so angry that he felt as if he had eaten many strange beasts, and his chest was swollen.

But how did Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang know about it after Liu Changan painted her face to look like the Thunder God monk?

Shangguan Dandan quickly took his cell phone and took a look at his WeChat Moments. It turned out that after Liu Changan painted her like this, he also took pictures of her and sent them to his WeChat Moments!

This...this...this is no less a prank than the bloody night in Weiyang Palace! Shangguan Dandan decided to follow suit, and he had to make Liu Changan even uglier and more ugly!

Thinking of this, Shangguan Dandan came upstairs and rushed into Liu Changan's room, only to find that Liu Changan was no longer in the room.

Huchihuchi... Shangguan Dandan was so angry, but he didn't call Liu Changan. He would always come back. After Yaya took him to buy clothes, bags and shoes today and calmed down, he would let Yaya scold him with him.

Maybe we can call Xiaotang... Forget it, she will only fan the flames and hide behind to plot against Liu Changan. If they really want to unite to attack Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang's combat effectiveness will not be as good as Lu Si'en.

Dongdong's mother is not good either. In front of Liu Changan, she is just a little daughter-in-law who obeys every word and has a low eyebrow.

Shangguan Dandan went back downstairs. Zhou Dongdong had finished drinking the milk and was playing with Shangguan Dandan's other mobile phone.

Shangguan Dandan looked at his coffin, then at Zhou Dongdong, and thought of a plan.