I'm really immortal

Li Hongfang was staring at the trees and thinking about how much essence could be squeezed out and how valuable it was. When she heard Liu Changan's words, she couldn't help but be surprised. "What is a super life? Can super life infuse other life forms with essence? Does the infusion here refer to the dual cultivation that is common in martial arts and immortality stories? That means that essence is actually those things? Why is it called infusion? , is it because of the large amount? How big is it? Like opening a faucet? Or like opening a dam to release floods?" Li Hongfang immediately realized it excitedly.

Liu Changan frowned. This Li Hongfang couldn't be more elegant, reserved, and well-educated like him.

What kind of faucet or dam opens? It has to be the Dragon King. The Dragon King sprays water to be described like this. Ordinary super beings are only equivalent to ordinary creatures. With the word "super" added, how can they pour out their essence like this?

Just like Liu Changan saw a dragon in Antarctica not long ago that condensed the vitality of living creatures in Antarctica and the surrounding seas. If the seawater contained in it poured down, the essence would be mixed in the water like a dam releasing water.

Wait... Liu Changan seems to have never paid attention to a problem. Changing his body shape like that will inevitably spill a small amount of the essence accumulated in his long life into the sea water.

No need to care.

Since I had never cared about it before, there was no need to pay attention to it now that I thought about it. Liu Changan quickly changed his mind.

"You can understand super beings as particularly nutritious ingredients, which can be used to stew soup or medicine like these trees, and take great tonic." Liu Changan explained briefly. In short, this is the most vivid way of saying it.

After all, in Liu Changan's view, it is a bit reluctant to say that super life forms are super powerful life forms, and they are only that strong.

At present, Liu Changan is reluctantly willing to admit that he has a very strong super being, and that is the girl holding the pot behind him.

In fact, I am not very sure that Shangguan Dandan is really strong. It is better to say that he is too mysterious. Facing the unknown, Liu Changan's human heart instinctively maintains a cautious attitude like ordinary people.

If a fight really breaks out, Liu Changan can't be afraid of Shangguan Dandan. As long as he doesn't give her pocket money, she will cry loudly and get into a coffin to shut herself up.

"Sect Master, then we have to capture the red and white clothes. They can be used as food for the sect to raise the strength of everyone in the sect." Li Hongfang lowered his voice and looked at Liu Changan with a smile on his face.

"Back then, Monk Tang went to Nepal to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the way, he encountered a little monster who wanted to eat Monk Tang's flesh. The little monster went back and reported it to the old monster just like you. His tone and expression were exactly the same." Liu Changan reminded Li Hongfang to pay attention to his expression management, and he just told her today that he wanted to eat his flesh. Improve image and temperament.

Li Hongfang covered her mouth and coughed, then quickly changed the subject, "Master, you are talking as if you were accompanying Monk Tang to obtain scriptures."

"In short, you don't have to worry too much about the super life form that may appear tonight... Jingyuan and Jingyuan cannot be generalized. There are differences in level and quality. There is no other in our sect. Jingyuan is full." Liu Changan waved his hand. Back then, the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect had so many disciples, who wouldn’t be full of them? It's just that there is a limit to what ordinary people can absorb. It doesn't mean that the more you get, the unlimited stack of benefits you get.

Even in modern times, Su Mei and Mrs. Karnstein did not obtain immortality because they absorbed enough essence. The main reason was that they met Tesla and Tesla's Rodinia. Continental civilization.

Ye Sijin was found by Shangguan Dandan. Liu Changan used to think that Ye Sijin was reborn as Qin Yanan because Shangguan Dandan had the same Eternal Cabinet as Tesla. Now that he thinks about it, it may also have something to do with Shangguan Dandan himself.

After all, Shangguan Dandan may be a little firebird, and creatures like the little firebird are somewhat related to legends such as rebirth.

Li Hongfang understood what Liu Changan meant. It seemed that Liu Changan in red and white had already arranged their fate tonight... They were not used to make soup or medicine for Li Hongfang.

It seems that his first goal is to actively become the official disciple of Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, and there is no need to think too much about anything else for the time being.

"I got it, Master." Li Hongfang was full of energy and energy, taking off the flag from her waist, raising it, shaking it, and waving it.

Liu Changan nodded, then bent down to pick up the champagne bottle that Shangguan Dandan had just dropped on the ground, and threw it into a trash can far away.

"Master, if this is a hidden weapon, you can say that it is 100% accurate within 100 meters! It's the same as Xiao Li's flying knife. It's a good example." Li Hongfang saw the master's display of skill and quickly continued to wave the flag in admiration. .

As long as a person has a goal, his energy and energy will often rise to a higher level. This is why many people are always full of energy when they see those people who like to flatter people in movies and TV series... because they are all people with goals and motivation. , otherwise why would there be such a positive attitude?

"Don't compare me with a cuckold...Li Xunhuan is too strange. I'm a normal person." Liu Changan felt that most readers of "The Passionate Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword" would not be able to behave like Li Xunhuan. No, so Liu Changan = normal person.

"Is Li Xunhuan a cuckold?" Li Hongfang didn't remember, but he was deeply impressed by the fact that A Fei was a licker. He felt that his admiration for the sect master was not expressed properly, so he quickly added: "Sister, your social ethics are also very high. When I'm in this situation, I usually don't remember to throw the bottle in the trash."

"When it comes to quality, the overall quality of Chinese people should be one of the best in the world." Liu Changan thought for a while and added: "Comprehensive quality includes education, public morality, sense of responsibility and other aspects."

"Is it to this extent?" Li Hongfang was a little confused. Although he had never felt sorry for himself because of his ethnicity and country, and felt angrily that his skin color and yellow genes made him inferior, he did not think highly of himself like Liu Changan. compatriots.

"This is a very interesting thing. We have to admit that public intellectuals have influenced almost all Chinese people in the past twenty or thirty years." Liu Changan was idle, paying attention to the movements around him, while chatting with Li Hongfang, "They They have constructed perfect images of foreigners that exude light like gods. In the face of these touching and yearning images, many Chinese people feel ashamed and cowardly."

"That's true. I still remember a lot of stories about the glorious image of foreigners fabricated by the public, such as Japanese summer camps, German oil paper bags, and nationwide power outages in the United States to save birds." Li Hongfang nodded, thinking about it again I find it funny, especially the Japanese summer camp, which portrays Japanese children so well, so where did the Heisei Abandoned House come from?

"But people in our country often know their shame and then become brave. When most people know that they have shortcomings, they will actively learn from the excellence of others... There are public intellectuals who create perfect foreigners who are full of brilliance." The social image is there, so Chinese people study with such a goal, strive to get closer, improve themselves, and demand themselves..."

Li Hongfang waved the flag and his eyes widened. He had never thought of this point of view before. As expected of the sect leader, "Chinese people ask themselves with such a goal to improve the overall quality of the entire nation. In fact, the overall quality of foreigners is It's not that high at all. When the Chinese people's horizons broaden and the public intellectuals can no longer control the dissemination of information in one direction, we compare it with the whole world and find that the overall quality of foreigners is really low. The perfect image fabricated by the public intellectuals is different from theirs. It has nothing to do with it, but we have become the best because we hold ourselves to extremely high standards.”

"One of the best." Liu Changan added. Maybe his vision was narrow, and he didn't see any other outstanding nations that completely overwhelmed the Chinese nation. He added "one" to be more modest.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you add "one" or not. Anyway, no matter how humble you are, some people will feel that they cannot give any praise to the people of the country. It is more uncomfortable to admit that their compatriots are excellent than to kill them.

"I'm laughing so hard. He's obviously a strange beast, but he thinks he's a human and talks nonsense."

"Who?" Li Hongfang turned around angrily when he heard this.

A young man, wrapped in a red skirt and a large red scarf on his upper body, appeared eerily under the shadow of a tree not far away and walked over slowly.

The young man is tall, has long legs, and is slightly lean. His hands hang at his sides. He looks a little longer than normal, but he is not in the state where Liu Bei's hands are above his knees.

Li Hongfang found that his eyes were also very strange. They bulged as if the big eye special effects were turned on to the highest level, making people worry that his eyeballs would fall out of their sockets.

What's even more worrying is that at such a young age, the top of his head is already bald, with only a ring of spike-like hair growing around his head.

In a flash of thought, Li Hongfang came to his senses. Could it be that this guy was the red-clothed evil spirit that he and Liu Changan were looking for... the super being that Liu Changan was talking about?

This is a bit too ugly. In Li Hongfang's mind, the super being, even if it is ugly, should be as ugly as the grandma in "A Chinese Ghost Story", domineering and attractive.

The guy in front of me is simply ugly. If he were an ordinary human being, he would probably have to wait for the country to assign him a target.

"Water monkey." Liu Chang'an said to Li Hongfang. Li Hongfang probably didn't know much, so he explained, "Li Daoyuan wrote in "Shui Jing Zhu": There are things in the water, like a three or four-year-old child, with scales like carp, shooting It is inaccessible. In the middle of July and August, it is good to expose yourself on the moraine. The knees are like tigers, and the palms and claws are often submerged in the water and come out of the knees. Children do not know that if they want to take and play with them, they will kill people. Or it may be said that if a person is born with something, he will pick it off. If he is disgusted, he can be treated in a small way."

It turned out to be a water monkey, and Li Hongfang had heard a lot of rumors about water monkeys.

In fact, there are various records and legends about water monkeys all over the country, including the entire East Asian cultural circle. Japan’s famous kappa is also an imported product, and its source is naturally the Chinese water monkey.

In many places, in order to deter children from playing in deep ponds, they will say that there are water monkeys in those places. Some people who know how to swim still drown, and there is a saying that they were dragged to the bottom by the water monkeys and drowned.

Li Hongfang remembers an incident when she was a child. When she was playing at her grandmother's house, she was repeatedly frightened by the legend of the water monkey.

When I was a child, I heard these stories told by my elders. Even if I don’t remember them clearly, I always felt very scary. They are also a kind of childhood shadow. They often continue until I grow up. Knowing the absurdity of those stories, I still have shadows and have inexplicable feelings about some things. resistance.

"When I was a kid, I didn't believe in water monkeys. Later, I was playing by the river with a cousin of mine. My cousin said he wanted to catch crucian carp in the river. I said, are you not afraid of water monkeys dragging your feet? My cousin also said this. There are no water monkeys in shallow water, so as soon as he entered the water, I saw a dark shadow swimming into the water behind him, and I screamed..."

"My cousin looked back, and a pair of hairy hands grabbed his feet. My cousin was startled and wanted to run to the shore, but water monkeys are not very strong in the water. Infinite? He was immediately dragged down by the water monkey."

"I hurriedly ran over and held my cousin's hand. My cousin held on to me for dear life. I felt that I had no hope of resisting the strength of the water monkey, so I quickly kicked my cousin, but my cousin refused to let go. I had no choice but to stab the water monkey’s arm with a pencil sharpener, and then the water monkey let go, and my cousin and I took the opportunity to escape to the shore.”

After saying that, Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan with lingering fear.

Liu Changan also looked at Li Hongfang calmly.

"Where did you start making it up?" Liu Changan already knew Li Hongfang relatively well. I can only believe a little bit of the story she told. It was basically the same thing, but it would be completely different when it came out of her mouth.

"It's all... it's all true... In fact, there is such a thing, it is other people's personal experience." Li Hongfang hesitated and pointed to the water monkey in front of him, "Maybe it's this one."

"Do you know that death is imminent?" The young man in red, who Liu Changan called the water monkey, couldn't help feeling a little angry when he saw that Liu Changan and Li Hongfang didn't seem to take him seriously at all.

In particular, this young man who "misunderstood" his identity clearly exuded a weak aura, similar to that of the person he had injected with essence, but he acted as if he didn't take the young man in red to heart at all.

That gesture seemed a bit disappointed, meaning: Oh, it turns out to be just a water monkey.

Liu Changan turned to look at the water monkey. Li Hongfang was a little brave. He even took two steps closer to the water monkey to take a closer look. It was indeed a bit ugly. For such a super life, even if she had the essence that Li Hongfang hoped to get, she would not be able to get it. Be willing to be infused.

Li Hongfang hoped to see a super being who could accept the essence of his infusion, at least with a beautiful ass and face like Brother Liu.

"I'm not a water monkey, I'm a Wuzhiqi!" the young man in red said angrily.

Li Hongfang unexpectedly looked at the young man in red again.

Wuzhi Qi...that is even more famous. In the mythical age, he is as famous as the Dragon King, Ying Long, and others. His great power of being good at water is also one of the prototypes of Sun Wukong.

Even in games, such as "Shendu Gan Krypton Record", Man Bao Wuzhi Qi is very powerful and is one of the most popular divine cards in the server.

"If you are Wuzhi Qi, I am Dayu, and I will accept you today." Liu Changan laughed, really putting gold on his face.

It turned out that it was not Wuzhiqi. Li Hongfang was a little disappointed, so he pushed back a few steps. Thinking about it, how could Wuzhiqi be so ugly? Even if he is ugly, he must be handsome and ugly, not like the sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked person in front of him, and his body proportions are out of proportion.

"Don't think that I will let you go if you are a resurrected god. I am Wuzhiqi." After saying this, the red skirt of the young man in red was pushed up high, higher and higher, and he pulled up the hem of the skirt. He pulled out a long stick over one meter long.

He held the long stick and swung it. The head of the stick shook a few times in the wind. Then it suddenly expanded and the long stick became more than two meters long. The head of the stick was pointed directly at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan and Wuzhiqi are actually not familiar with each other. It may be due to certain encounters in the mythical era, such as the memory loss caused by physical damage after dying together with a meteorite. It is now very difficult for Liu Changan to dig out the buried memories.

He didn't even remember what strange beasts like Wuzhi Qi looked like, but he was certain that the one in front of him was indeed not Wuzhi Qi...it was too weak.

"You are not me, nor are you Wuzhiqi. The cow I rode out of Hangu Pass in the west was more powerful than you. Speaking of his cow, it has a great background. It was a sacred cow, and it was definitely not what people think. How could an ordinary green bull carry me out of Hangu Pass on its back? This sacred bull had strong legs. After carrying me out of Hangu Pass, it went all the way west, first to Xianyang, then to Lanzhou, and finally Entering the boundary of the Western Region and entering the no-man's land of Hoh Xil, some cows in Hoh Xil still retain the blood of sacred cows, and some have even spread to India. Because they are of sacred cow blood, cow urine and the Royal Society..."

The young man in red was inexplicably irritated as he listened to Liu Changan's ramblings. This alien beast was extremely weak and was not qualified to be classified as a "god". It was better to get rid of him directly. The weak did not deserve to survive, and they would only be used as food after being revived.

So he held the long stick and jumped up high. The shadows of the trees behind him seemed to sway a little, but the sound of the wind around him was silent. The moon above his head, which had just glimpsed the earth through the thin clouds, created a wave of pain under him. A shadow far taller and more powerful appeared.

The young man in red saw his own shadow out of the corner of his eye, and felt that this was his true heroic appearance. The corner of his mouth raised a deep hook, and the long stick suddenly accelerated and fell.

A strand of hair seemed to be forced to fly by the momentum of his long stick, and instantly entangled the long stick of the young man in red.

The soft hair and the hard long stick seemed to prove the principle of overcoming strength with softness. The moment he got entangled, the young man in red felt as if his stick had been smashed into the sticky mud, and the strength disappeared instantly. Then it is difficult to exert force.

"What's going on?" The young man in red was slightly wary. Could it be that the other party was hiding his strength?

No, this hair comes from the woman the other person is carrying.

Liu Changan looked back and realized that when Shangguan Dantan was sleeping, her hair would automatically protect her, so he quickly let go of the hand entrusting Shangguan Dandan's butt.

Shangguan Dandan did not fall to the ground because of this. Her hair was entangled with the stick, and her body seemed to be suspended in the air.

She still didn't wake up.

The moonlight disappeared into the clouds again, but Shangguan Dandan's hair was like the moonlight that the moon had forgotten to take back, still flowing in front of the three people.

A piece of black moonlight instantly drifted away and wrapped around the body of the young man in red.

"Wait!" Liu Changan shouted. He did have the purpose of observing Shangguan Dandan tonight to see if she would behave like she did when she absorbed the essence and blood of the "living dead" when facing super beings. The other party "eats" it.

But he also wanted to ask what the "alien beasts" and "gods" mentioned by the young man in red meant. How did the young man in red appear in the modern world? Was he resurrected? Or a clone? Or maybe it's for some other reason.

It was too late, he shouted, Shangguan Dandan's eyelashes fluttered slightly, but her hair had already started to eat.

The young man in red still maintained the same expression as when he just hit the person. He didn't even have time to change his expression, and he didn't even utter a exclamation. In an instant, all his flesh and blood disappeared, leaving only a pile of bones.

Shangguan Dandan also fell from the air, and Liu Changan caught her very gently and considerately, so that she would not wake up in pain and her hair might get messy uncontrollably.

Shangguan Dandan opened his eyes in Liu Changan's arms, took a look and found that it was Liu Changan, then closed his eyes and continued to sleep on his own.

"Door...door...door master...Brother Liu, Brother Liu, what's going on?" Li Hongfang covered her lower abdomen, her legs were shaking. She could feel the dampness in her combat clothes. Not only was she sweating, but she couldn't bear it anymore. Live incontinence.

Of course, it was not only the scene before her that frightened her like this, but also the fact that she had also been tangled in Shangguan Dandan's hair.

Thinking about it, I really wasn't scared enough at that time, and I didn't realize how terrifying Shangguan Dandan's hair was.

Although I have seen Liu Changan's methods of dealing with people after killing them, they are still understandable physical methods. What Shangguan Dandan did was completely beyond Li Hongfang's expectations. The living people instantly turned into bones, without leaving any flesh and blood. This is What kind of black magic, sorcery or something like that?

"I don't know, maybe it's just a way of eating. There are countless creatures in nature that use root tentacles to absorb nutrients, so just think of her hair as a rare kind of tentacle." Although he and himself wanted to be careful. The original intention of observing and discovering some important information was different, but Liu Changan was still quite satisfied.

After all, he has done experiments for many years, and many times the experiments are repeated over and over again. It is normal for thousands of repeated experiments to still not make any progress.

At least it was proven today that Shangguan Dandan's hair could not only be actively controlled by her, but could also automatically defend and eat when she fell asleep.

Thinking of this, Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan. At least in appearance, Shangguan Dandan had not changed like last time.

Maybe the quality of the food she ate this time was not high, or the changes were hidden under her dress, and it was inconvenient for Liu Changan to check.

Although he checked with a scientific attitude and thinking, Liu Changan did not have a mental disorder, but Shangguan Dandan would not think so. After she woke up, she shouted "Qianji'an" and so on. How embarrassing.

never mind.

"The Queen Mother...The Queen Mother is so powerful...Back then, the witchcraft disaster in Weiyang Palace...could it..."

"It's okay if you make up stories for me." Liu Changan kindly reminded Li Hongfang. After all, she was already in reserve as his lackey, so he had to protect her. "What does the disaster of witchcraft have to do with Shangguan Dandan? At that time, she didn't even think about it. Not born."

Li Hongfang hurriedly shut up, only thinking that Shangguan Dandan, who was beyond the understanding of ordinary people, seemed to have little meaning in talking about her birth and death.

But she didn't dare to say more, what if Shangguan Dandan was just pretending to sleep? Or if she hears something while sleeping, she will know it when she wakes up?