I'm really immortal

Since he was going to catch ghosts today, Liu Changan could not help but think of "Zi Buyu" which he read in the second semester of his senior year of high school when he had something to do. "Zi Buyu" is taken from "Zi Buyu has strange power and confuses the gods", and Yuan Mei's "Zi Buyu" tells all kinds of ghosts, monsters and supernatural stories throughout the book.

Liu Changan glanced at the zombie old lady next to him. She was trying to maintain an upright posture and her eyes were staring straight ahead. Only Liu Changan could notice that she was tilting her head to the left and back again in a very small amount. She was in a very bad mood. Happy look.

"Why are you looking at me?" Sensing Liu Changan's gaze, Shangguan Dandan stopped his little movements and turned his head to look at Liu Changan majestically.

"You have been in the coffin for so long, but you have never come out to scare the scholars who have no money to stay in the cemetery overnight, or crawled out to eat some meat buns, donkey meat on fire, large plates of chicken, etc., and you were treated as a fool by passers-by. Zombies are eating people?" Liu Changan asked curiously.

He has always suspected that the zombie stories in the unofficial history notes might be related to Shangguan Dandan.

The reason why he thinks this way is related to the fact that he himself has been treated as a zombie. The experience of pretending to be dead, being buried in a coffin, and then crawling out on his own is rare and common, and it often happens in the human world.

The origin of zombies is mostly related to the phenomenon of suspended animation, but some people also think that it is bioelectricity, viruses, bacteria, etc.

The most well-known zombie creature is the mantis controlled by iron worms. Liu Changan has also seen a zombie crab. It can also lure females to mate, but in fact its insides have been completely eaten. What controls its actions is Bitie Sheng. Worms are more resourceful parasites.

In ancient times, there were also parasites that only slowly ate the brains of their parasitic targets, then connected to the nervous system of the parasitic target, took over the body, and even had certain intelligence. When they parasitized on pigs, they showed pig-like intelligence and behavioral patterns. The same is true for parasitism on humans.

When this kind of parasite takes a human as its host, the host often shows no other symptoms except for frequent headaches in the initial stage. Until the host's brain is completely replaced, no one else can notice it.

"Pork buns." Shangguan Dandan did not answer his question, but muttered to himself, missing the food he often ate.

Anyway, Liu Changan usually asked her questions to frame her, and Shangguan Dandan already knew this.

Liu Changan stopped asking. He was certain that Shangguan Dandan had not been in a deep sleep for more than two thousand years, otherwise he would not have saved Ye Sijin and allowed her to be reborn as Qin Yanan.

He was still interested in knowing under what circumstances Shangguan Dandan would wake up and what he would do in his sober state.

"Brother Liu, if you are interested in zombies, you can go to the Provincial Museum to see Mrs. Xin Zhui." Li Hongfang suggested.

"Xin Zhui is not a zombie." Liu Changan remembered that Li Hongfang once said that Xin Zhui was also a "living coffin."

At that time, Liu Changan believed it a little, and he also accepted Li Hongfang's statement that Xin Zhui only had a problem when opening the coffin, and it did not lead to a situation like Shangguan Dandan.

Now Liu Changan is skeptical about Li Hongfang's information, because Li Hongfang likes to add storylines by himself, which is quite nonsense.

"Who is Xin Zhui?" Shangguan Dandan asked curiously. Although Li Hongfang might have meant zombies, Liu Changan was obviously very interested in zombies. Maybe he didn't care whether the other person was alive, dead or something else. biology.

"An old lady like you." Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan from head to toe and nodded, "She does look like her."

"I'm not an old lady." Shangguan Dandan muttered quietly, a little unbelieving, "Did you also force her to sleep?"

"No!" Liu Changan regretted, why did he provoke her?

Li Hongfang touched her ears. She seemed to be deaf just now and didn't hear anything. She quickly ran to the cloakroom to change equipment.

She had already understood a problem. This conversation revealed the news that Liu Changan apparently knew the identity of Shangguan Dandan in the coffin through Li Hongfang, so he tried to force Shangguan Dandan out, and then forced Shangguan to sleep. Dandan.

This is why Shangguan Dandan said "ye".

From this, Li Hongfang also understood a question that had always puzzled her: why Liu Changan kicked her in Wang Mang's tomb.

Liu Changan is also a man, and he is also possessive. He is like Shangguan Dandan. Even if he forced it, how could he want to hear himself talking about Liu He and Shangguan Dandan's mess?

In this way, it was not unfair for her beautiful butt to be kicked. From now on, as long as she vigorously criticizes Liu He, the unruly king, and does not drag Shangguan Dandan into it, there will be no danger.

Um.

Liu Changan looked at Li Hongfang's back as he hurriedly walked into the cloakroom. She was quite aware of current affairs.

"Then why are you like me?" Shangguan Dandan was still paying attention to this issue, and she became even more unconvinced. "Could it be that she is as hard-working, thrifty, smart and capable as me, and is a Queen Mother who knows how to live a good life?"

Liu Changan looked at her, and Shangguan Dandan frowned. Did he still not realize this after she repeatedly displayed these characteristics of hers? His eyes were filled with confusion, denial, and the incredulity of making such a statement to her.

"You call this self-cognitive disorder. You, Zhou Dongdong, and Zhou Shuling all have serious self-cognitive disorders...Zhou Dongdong thinks that she is witty and brave, and Zhou Shuling thinks that she is very smart. Oh, and I have to add that. Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang thinks she is a fairy." Liu Changan summed it up and waved his hand, "Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

She couldn't listen anyway. Nowadays, basically no one can listen to other people's words. Usually, as soon as the other party opens his mouth and finds that his point of view is different from his own, or it makes him unhappy, he will start to fight.

This is also the reason why Liu Changan often just wants to reason with others, but in the end he has to talk about physics. It's not that he likes to use violence to solve problems.

When faced with an unattractive guy, is it wrong to just want to turn him into brittle meat paste?

"Then why are you like me?" Shangguan Dandan continued to ask.

"It's not like that, it's not like that, I'm sorry, I was wrong." Liu Changan cupped his hands. Shangguan Dandan was like this. If her questions were not answered, she would ask them endlessly.

Shangguan Dandan raised his hand and touched Liu Changan's shoulder lovingly. Since he knew his mistake and corrected it, that's fine.

Liu Changan remembered his last experience at the Xiangnan Provincial Museum, where he met Zhang Xingliang and took him to see the so-called museum warehouse. He claimed that all the museum exhibits were replicas and that most of the originals were in the warehouse.

Of course, Liu Changan knew that most of the items on display in the museum were genuine, and replicas would be marked as replicas when they were on display. The warehouses were filled with replicas made for various needs.

Sometimes the originals are taken out by research units for study and sent to brother museums for exchange and exhibition, or for regular maintenance inspections, etc., and when the exhibition cannot be delayed, replicas are put on stage.

Ordinary viewers cannot tell the difference between replicas and genuine products. Those who can truly make replicas perfect are, of course, units that own genuine products.

Copies without comparison with the original are just fake in the eyes of experts.

Liu Changan still wanted to take a look, but this time he wanted to take Guan Dandan with him. Mrs. Xin Zhui was completely unrecognizable now, so there was no problem in scaring Shangguan Dandan.

At this time, Li Hongfang came out after changing into her combat uniform, but she still wore a short skirt on her lower body and a jacket on her upper body. The combat uniform was revealed on her legs. Most people would just think they were pants made of some special material.

What is striking is that Li Hongfang has a flag on his back with the six characters "Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Gate" written on it.

The reason why Liu Chang'an could see these six characters was because the flag was fluttering in the wind. Li Hongfang held a hair dryer and blew the flag, fluttering in the wind, revealing the name "Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect".

"Brother Liu, look at...if there is another situation like today, I will stand behind you with this flag and let them know where we are. As soon as you take action, I will wave the flag and shout!" Li Hongfang wanted to do it for you! Add your own points.

In addition to improving her clothing, Li Hongfang believed that her sincere display of enthusiasm would also impress Liu Changan and allow her to become an official member of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect as soon as possible.

"In terms of support, you are really a genius." Liu Changan nodded with satisfaction.

Liu Changan does not think this is flattery. This does not fall into the category of flattery. Flattery generally refers to flattery and exaggerated praise. However, many of Li Hongfang's views on Liu Changan are basically pragmatic statements, right?

Think about it, Zhu Juntang, as the most junior member of the sect, never waved and shouted for Liu Changan. Only when Guan Yuan came to trouble for the first time, she said that she would wave and shout for Liu Changan... She also said that she would shout for Liu Changan only if Liu Changan won. She is invincible in the world and dominates the world. If she loses, she will surrender immediately and beg for mercy.

It’s completely Xingxiu Sect’s style.

Seeing that Liu Changan was satisfied, Li Hongfang couldn't help but smile happily, and then found Shangguan Dandan looking up at the big characters on the flag, so he asked: "What position does the Queen Mother hold in this sect?"

"She didn't join." Liu Changan had sincerely invited Shangguan Dandan, but Shangguan Dandan insisted on being the "godmother" and had to condition Liu Changan to give her the electric heating table.

Li Hongfang was a little surprised. It turned out that joining the "Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect" was really not an easy task, or there might be some special conditions and requirements.

"I'm thirsty." Shangguan Dandan forgot to bring his own thermos bottle and hadn't drank water for a long time. He walked to the water bar by himself, picked up a bottle of orange juice and looked at it, then put it back, picked up the largest bottle The most beautiful bottle of champagne in my arms.

Li Hongfang helped her open it and brought a goblet over, but Shangguan Dandan refused and started drinking it while holding a bottle of champagne.

"I want to drink this from now on!" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan and said loudly, "I want to fill my owl!"

"The market price of this 750ml champagne is around five hundred. Your thermos has a capacity of five liters, and it takes nearly seven bottles to fill it. Your daily pocket money is only sixty yuan." Liu Changan told Shangguan Dandan a cruel reality.

It's really unbelievable that a person who has struggled to buy an electric car and only succeeded with a large amount of lucky money sponsorship actually has to fill a 5L thermos flask with expensive champagne to drink.

"I want to drink this!" Shangguan Dandan frowned. She had no intention of calculating the numbers Liu Changan said. She just put forward her own request. It would be best if someone could satisfy her. If she is not willing to satisfy her, then Why are you talking this nonsense?

"I will place an order for you now and have it delivered to your house tomorrow." Although Shangguan Dandan was not a powerful figure in Jiuzhou Fenglei Jianmen, Li Hongfang was a discerning person and would not be too powerful or realistic. He immediately showed his Your own hospitality.

Even if a child comes to the house and wants something to eat or drink, the host will provide it without any trouble.

Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction, and sat back next to Liu Changan with the champagne bottle in his arms, restoring his elegant and upright posture. The way he loudly asked for things just now may be a bit childish, and he must let others forget about it quickly.