I'm really immortal

Considering that An Nuan, Liu Yuewang, Professor Ling, and Han Zhizhi were eating out at night, Liu Changan waited until 10:30 in the evening before setting off from Hedong to Hexi, preparing to discuss some interesting and serious topics with An Nuan.

I met Fujiwara Kuai today, and I remembered some things from the Kamakura period. Of course, I remembered more of the corresponding romances of the Southern Song Dynasty.

It just so happened that I told An Nuan a little bit about Xu Jiuzhou's story in Lin'an last time. I can tell her more about Xu Jiuzhou's experiences in that era later.

When the Lantern Festival was over, the winter vacation was over, and both primary school students and college students were going back to school. Liu Changan came to Lushan University Town and from time to time saw returning students dragging their suitcases to the student apartments.

Liu Changan could even smell the smell of local specialties in the air. For example, a sturdy boy with a crew cut just passed by him. His face was filled with a healthy luster and his eyes were warm. He was the kind of person who is cared for by his family. The natural satisfaction and happiness after worrying about him overflowed. He was also holding a large plastic bottle in his hand, which contained slightly dry tempeh.

His tempeh is not as good as Liu Changan's, that's for sure, but he won't dislike it, otherwise, how could he show such full spirit and temperament? Those who dislike the intentions of their family members and do not care about them cannot exude such spirit. What they exude is a feeling that is not pleasing to the eyes.

After all, it was food carefully prepared for him by his parents and family. They were worried that he would not adapt to the taste of the school, so they baked the tempeh to be drier and more suitable for long-term storage. It is estimated that he can eat it for one semester.

When your tempeh is ready, you can give some to Zhu Juntang. If she dislikes this strong-smelling fermented food, Liu Changan will kill her... Forget it, let her copy "Ge Tan" until her hand is broken. I hope she will You can understand some truths from this warm text about children and parents.

Remembering that Fujiwara Kuai and Wu Qinglian were discussing the matter of capturing alien beasts, Liu Changan looked around and slowly walked to the original Su Mei's glass house. Although there were many cameras here, most of them belonged to the surveillance of this underground base. system.

This underground base was partially destroyed by Liu Changan, but the basic facilities were still intact. When she was in Antarctica, I heard Su Mei say that Zhong Qing was in charge of the current restoration work.

When Zhongqing and I had barbecue together before, Zhongqing drank too much and talked to Liu Changan about the person who stayed young forever. Liu Changan then concluded that Su Mei had dragged Zhongqing to the entrance of the mysterious world, letting Zhongqing know a lot. Secret things.

Liu Changan jumped to the top of the glass house on the ground, walked to the middle of the antenna array, and began to emit a whistle that was basically the same as this morning, except that the sound was a little weaker. Ordinary human ears could not hear it, but if analyzed with instruments, then Can tell.

When the area covered by the sound field was too large, it was not easy to accurately find the location of the sound source. No one would be able to find him for a while, so Liu Changan called out a few more times without wanting to finish.

Just like many people like to sing, singing can bring people not only psychological intoxication, but also physical enjoyment. Howling has a similar effect.

Everyone has the sudden urge to shout a few times to vent, which is enough to show that speaking out can affect a person's psychological and physiological behavior.

Liu Changan once knew a master of vocalization. He could vocalize in a woman's ear, allowing her to have the feeling of intimacy with her lover. Compared with those who rely on devices to play voice-activated benefits nowadays, the eardrums are so high that they don't know where to go.

Of course Liu Changan can do it, he can even cover large urban areas, but it takes a long time to do it slowly and calmly, but this kind of thing is a bit boring and Liu Changan is not interested.

There are very few opportunities for him to apply this ability. What impressed me deeply was the time he met friends in Bao'an. The breeding technology and research on panda breeding at that time were far inferior to those now. During the season suitable for breeding, the female pandas at the Panda Breeding Center But they seem to be collectively indifferent and unwilling to be intimate with male pandas.

Seeing that his old friend had a sad face and was completely in no mood to go to Bifeng Gorge with Liu Changan to look for savages and mountain whales, Liu Changan had no choice but to use his voice to activate the female pandas, making them enthusiastically fall into the arms of the male pandas.

The number of panda cubs born that year is still a peak that is difficult to break through for the Panda Center. Among them, a panda "Pan Pan" was born and became the mascot of the 1990 Asian Games. It also became the longest-lived giant panda in the world. Pandas have strong fertility and can produce dozens of offspring.

It is not uncommon for Liu Changan to do this kind of thing. After all, in the history of biology, in addition to protecting the survival of some groups, it is also important to allow them to reproduce... It is not difficult to understand why Liu Changan even knows how to compete with male cantharis for females. Cantharidin's favorite.

After casually dismantling a row of antennas in the antenna array and looking at the novelty, Liu Changan jumped down from the roof of the glass house. Technology is becoming more and more advanced. The current antennas are too powerful, and they were originally used to absorb the power of lightning. The antenna was completely different, and Liu Changan was amazed by its high-tech content. He must one day be able to capture signals that break the upper limit of the earth's civilization.

Liu Changan was thinking about all this, and took out his mobile phone to check the time, when Zhou Shuling called.

"Chang'an, be careful. I just saw on Moments that a monster may appear in Hexi... The monster is howling!" Zhou Shuling said worriedly.

"You're just moaning! Helicopters are barking like that, dogs are barking like that, monsters are barking like that, no matter how you scream emotionally, it's the same in your ears, right?" Liu Changan guessed it was. He was howling continuously just now, and someone recorded it and posted it on WeChat Moments and it went viral.

"Ouch! Ouch!"

"Ooooooooooo!"

"Aw...aow...aow..."

As soon as Liu Changan finished speaking, he heard a series of barks coming from the other end of the phone. They were Zhou Dongdong, Shangguan Dandan and Lu Si'en, but only one of them was a real dog... It shouldn't have been barking like this in the first place. .

"That's what it sounds like to me... You see, they are all learning, and they are about the same." Zhou Shuling hummed a little aggrievedly. She obviously meant well to remind him to pay attention to safety, but he couldn't grasp the point at all, and he only blamed her for not learning. picture.

"Then you learn one too."

"Aww...I don't want to learn. I hung up. Please be safe." Zhou Shuling reacted after calling out. She blushed and quickly hung up the phone to call Zhou Dongdong. She was the one yelling beside her, which made Zhou Shuling I also became stupid.

Liu Changan looked at the phone and smiled, opened Weibo, which he had not used for a long time, and checked it out. There was a circle of friends, and there should be one on Weibo. After all, there was such a howling sound coming from the foot of Lushan this morning, and again in the evening. It will inevitably arouse the curiosity of many people.

"According to popular science in Natural History Magazine, it may be a yellow-legged three-toed quail!"

"The natural science popularization is Guizhou Dragon Roar, that one could be quail! What we have here is Dragon Roar!"

"Are you serious about the dragon's cry? I'm from the equipment department of Casal College. Our executive department kills many dragons a year, including many subspecies, dragon kings, and hybrids. After all, dragons are very lustful. The current climate Abnormalities are caused by dragons, and they can also cause volcanic eruptions and earthquakes due to their awakening. Okay, let’s not talk about it anymore, I’m going to slay the dragon with the execution department.”

"Could this be a bird's call? What kind of bird's call can be heard throughout the county? It calls in the morning and then calls in the evening?"

"This is Xiangda University. Isn't it natural that there are some secrets? Can't you just pretend you didn't hear me?"

"The National Supercomputer Center is here. How many times does your computer beep when it's okay?"

"If the dragon roars, it will be over. The dragon roar means the world is in chaos and people are uneasy. Maybe the world will end in the next two years."

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Liu Changan watched the comments of netizens with interest for a while. In fact, as long as there are no disgusting things like those who hate the Kuomintang party and talk about "your country" and "pink maggots", the discussions among netizens are always interesting and lively. , all of them are talents.

"Actually, I am the dragon. I will call again in two days." Liu Changan participated and posted a comment before closing Weibo.

At this time, the campus of Xiangda University was more lively than usual. Pedestrians coming and going were all talking about the howling just now. Some people even rode electric bicycles and looked around as if they were looking for the source of the sound.

"Brothers, I must find the dragon tonight and show it to everyone. Please pay attention to the newcomers... Our theme today is called: Dragon Hunting. Isn't it very handsome? Many people on the Internet say it is an aircraft. This It’s absolutely impossible, it really could be a dragon.”

"Didn't I go abroad on a private plane with my brother last time? When we passed the Kunlun Mountains, I vaguely saw the dragon... I didn't catch you, okay? I was leaning against the window, half asleep and half awake, and opened the visor As soon as I saw the white clouds rolling, there was a dragon-shaped dazzling light passing through the clouds. I was shocked. I saw thousands of miles of clouds opening, and underneath was the majestic Kunlun Mountain..."

"You know Kunlun Mountain, that is the vein of the dragon... The dragon has always been hiding in Kunlun Mountain, but why does it appear in our southern Hunan now? It's because someone once cut off Kunlun, and now it comes to seek revenge. There is a poem that says: Don't be so high, don't be so snowy, you can rely on the sky to draw your sword..."

Ma Benwei put the whole live broadcast stand on his Bentley car, and he was quarreling with the water friends in the live broadcast room. Suddenly something hit his head. When he was in pain, he roared: "Who threw the stone?" ?Brothers, if someone throws stones at me, please wait for me..."

Ma Benwei did not forget the effect of the live broadcast and put on a furious posture. Who else could he be afraid of in Junsha? If you dare to throw stones at him, he will make other people's heads crack open!

"Brother Liu, it turns out it's you." Ma Benwei turned around and saw Liu Changan standing in front, looking at him expressionlessly. He immediately understood and sneered, "It turns out it was you who threw the stone at the dog's head. "

Ma Benwei smiled bitterly in his heart, who asked him to call Liu Changan a bitch? If he wanted to come back, he could only say that he was a bitch... He lowered his head and peeked at the phone screen. Although he was immediately ridiculed by the whole screen for giving in, there was no doubt that the live broadcast was effective, and he was secretly happy.

"Forget it if you arrange the dragon or something. You can arrange the man who killed Kunlun. Look to the east. You can arrange it?" Liu Changan pointed to the east. The statue of the great man is on the river island to the east.

"Brother Liu, I was wrong." Ma Benwei said quickly. When he saw Liu Changan coming over, he quickly stepped back and moved out of the direction where the camera was facing.

Liu Changan is a generous and tolerant person who always gives people opportunities. He will not seize any situation and magnify it infinitely. Naturally, he was not prepared to do anything to Ma Benwei. He looked at the screen of his mobile phone: "Where is the live broadcast?"

"Yes, the screams this morning and evening attracted quite a lot of attention, so I came to take advantage of the hot spots." Ma Benwei explained.

Liu Changan nodded and saw that someone had recognized him on the screen, so he waved and greeted the water friends.

"Hey, isn't this the guy who turned Ma Benwei on the windmill that time?"

"Yeah, that time Ma Benwei wanted to flirt with this guy's girlfriend, but he taught him."

"Who are you, making Ma Benwei feel like he's meeting his father!"

"Brother, I gave you rockets last time, do you still remember?" said a man named Longwei Sky Splitter, Hengkong Ba Flash Phantom Killer.

Liu Changan nodded. This kind of nickname, which is full of middle-class aura and seems not very clever, may not be remembered after seeing it once, but it can easily leave an impression.

"I'll paint another one for you today!"

"Thank you." Liu Changan said, "Then I will perform a howling imitation for you. Do you think it looks like it?"

"It's rare that Brother Liu is interested! Let's support him!" Ma Benwei excitedly rushed to the camera and said.

Liu Changan grabbed Ma Benwei and pinched and flicked his neck with his fingers. Ma Benwei couldn't help but hold his neck and screamed: "Ouch...ow...ow..."

The people in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy. Liu Changan let go of Ma Benwei, waved his hand again and left.

Ma Benwei breathed a sigh of relief. It was such a bad day today, and he actually met this devil... Fortunately, the popularity of the live broadcast room was rising, and it was worth it.

It was already late when Liu Changan arrived at Juyuan Community. The night was getting thick, the shades of trees were scattered like evening clouds, and the faint lights from the windows on the gray-white buildings filled the feeling of an old employee community, which immediately reminded people of that and the newly built commercial complex. The community has a completely different neighborhood atmosphere.

However, this kind of familiar neighbor relationship can sometimes be quite annoying, such as the incident of eating facial cream with Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling, and this afternoon Han Zhizhi took over Liu Changan's bed.

If we follow the descriptions of some scenes in previous novels, Liu Changan would probably have touched the wrong person when he crawled into An Nuan's room tonight, and it was entirely possible to have sex with him when he went to bed.

Of course Liu Changan would not make such a stupid mistake. He sent a text message to An Nuan to confirm, and An Nuan cleverly persuaded Han Zhizhi to go back.

When she came to the balcony of An Nuan's house, Liu Yuewang's flowers and plants were planted here, as well as organic vegetables that she thought were very healthy and nutritious.

With internal help, Liu Changan entered An Nuan's room smoothly. She still put a skirt under the door to prevent the light from leaking... Although now Liu Yuewang would not be able to interfere even if he knew Liu Changan was staying overnight.

"It's so late, why are you here?" An Nuan's cheeks were flushed, like peach blossoms that have bloomed in spring, pink and tender, and her soft ears seemed to break with a pinch, and more blood was flowing. It has a transparent color under the light.

"I haven't seen you for a long time. I want to chat with you." Liu Changan said frankly.

"I also want to talk to you." An Nuan smiled sweetly and added an accent to the word "talk", hoping that he could understand that she was not the kind of person who would give up once they had a relationship. All the restraint will make him strip the hair of the little sheep wantonly.

"The Lantern Festival is coming soon." Liu Changan sighed.

"Yeah, but now everyone only talks about the Lantern Festival." An Nuan moved a small stool and placed it next to the bed, "The Lantern Festival is the Shangyuan Festival, the Hungry Ghost Festival is the Ghost Festival, and there is also the Xiayuan Festival on October 15th. Festival."

"Shall we celebrate the Lantern Festival early tonight?" Liu Changan suggested.

An Nuan didn't believe that he came here tonight to simply chat with her, but it seemed that he didn't want to release the energy accumulated by his genetic tissue production ball. Except for Valentine's Day, Women's Day, Children's Day, and birthdays, these days can be celebrated in advance. Receive gifts in advance. Can the Lantern Festival also be received in advance?

"Okay, we celebrate the Lantern Festival in advance, but there are no Yuanxiao dumplings to eat... When I was a child, my grandma and I went back to the countryside. My grandma would use a stone mill to grind the glutinous rice into powder, then add water and stir evenly, then wrap brown sugar and knead it into round dumplings. Steamed or boiled in this way, it is the traditional Lantern Festival food." An Nuan said with some nostalgia.

"I can also make this. I think it tastes better than the fine glutinous rice balls now." Liu Changan sat on a small stool, "But when I say celebrate the Lantern Festival in advance, I don't mean to eat."

"Is it right to recite poetry?" An Nuan opened the quilt and lay down, but she did not completely cover her body with the quilt. She just pulled up a corner and pressed it on her lower abdomen. One leg was stretched straight and the other leg was bent diagonally. , rubbing his toes against his jade-white calf.

"I want to tell you how the Lantern Festival was celebrated in ancient times, such as the Southern Song Dynasty. Let's learn from the tradition." Liu Changan said.

"Okay!" An Nuan said delicately, not too surprised. Her boyfriend just likes some traditional styles, and she is willing to cooperate. After the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, he can still be with her as before. An Nuan also liked getting along with her instead of turning all his attention to the temptation of her beautiful body.

"The Lantern Festival was very lively at that time, and there would be carnival for several days and nights. Some men would cut paper butterflies and stick them on bamboo sticks, and then insert them into their hair, just like women wearing hairpins." Liu Changan recalled.

"Pfft... maybe it's because times are different. I imagined you wearing these things in your hair. It's so silly." An Nuan laughed.

"It's quite low-key. Some people will grind dates into powder and mix them with carbon powder, string them on iron branches and light them on fire... They can also put them on their heads and walk around on the street. It's just you, a different kind of fireworks... …”

An Nuan covered her stomach and laughed. The ancients celebrated festivals in many more ways than people today. This year, during the Lantern Festival, she would probably be watching the Lantern Festival party with her mother at home, but she should be able to find a chance to date Liu Changan.

"Actually, people dress up like this. The purpose has been the same throughout the ages. To attract the attention of the opposite sex. It was the same back then. You can't imagine how active men and women were in Shang Yuan Ye in the Song Dynasty. As long as they fell in love with each other at first sight, it would be a good thing. There were both men and women. The love between you and me became stronger, so we had sex under the city bridge, and then we said goodbye."

An Nuan was taken aback, "How could it be possible? Were you so open at that time? I don't believe it."

"The prostitutes and prostitutes of the early years in the West are all leftover from our play... According to historical records, near Duanmen in the capital, there were as many as five to six thousand couples of men and women holding hands and kissing and hugging each other. . There are also women who are dissatisfied with their marriages and boldly throw sachets and handkerchiefs with writing on them off the carriage, and let the people who pick them up run with the carriage and stop in a secluded place... Being able to catch up with the carriage is enough to show that you are strong. It's probably satisfying." Liu Chang'an recalled that Xu Jiuzhou also chased the carriage back then. He originally just wanted to return the sachet inlaid with pearls and jade to others, but he never thought that it was the eldest princess driving the carriage.

She was a princess. Even though Xu Jiuzhou didn't take her seriously, she still wanted to give her some face, so he got on the carriage and chatted with the eldest princess about romance poems.

Really, Xu Jiuzhou is such a gentleman.

"Oh my god, people from the Song Dynasty were so good at playing?" An Nuan was stunned. This... not many modern people can be so open-minded, right?

"Because Shangyuan Ye fell in love at first sight, they made a lifelong secret, and many even eloped." Liu Changan lamented, "Many girls at that time only wanted a man to make her fall in love..."The Legend of Zhang Shunmei Cailuan Lantern" It is recorded in the book that Zhang Shunmei played at the Shangyuan Festival. Most of the women who were teased by Zhang Xunmei couldn't help it. Their eyes were dazzled, their minds were confused, their legs were numb, their feet were numb, and they were in a state of dementia for a long time. The eyes met, the faces were affectionate...that's how things happened, and that's how the book was written. If you don't believe me, you can search for relevant information."

After listening to Liu Changan's words, An Nuan took a long breath, but found that Liu Changan was looking at her with a smile on his lips. He held her in his arms, smelling the familiar smell on his body, An Nuan found that she seemed to be the same. She was exhausted, her heart was confused, her legs were numb, her feet were numb, her face was red, her eyes looked at him softly, all with affection.

It turns out that this is what he meant by spending the Lantern Festival together... This bad guy, An Nuan snorted, leaned in his arms and closed his eyes.

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