I'm really immortal

Except for nearly colliding with a female driver driving an Audi A5 on the road, Liu Yuewang drove the car safely to his home.

Driving from Hexi to Dongbian Airport in Hedong, such a long drive is nothing to Liu Yuewang, and she has no pride.

What was a little annoying was that the female driver driving the Audi A5 seemed to look at Liu Yuewang's car with disdain.

Liu Yuewang was a little dissatisfied. Imported cars are great, right? Her Volvo is actually not bad, but she has made up her mind to switch to an imported model.

Back home, Liu Yuewang and An Nuan packed their luggage. Liu Changan put the vegetables into the kitchen, took out the ginseng separately and washed it, put it in a cup, covered it and steamed it under water, and set the fire for half an hour.

Several suitcases were opened in the living room, and An Nuan and Liu Yuewang were picking out their trophies.

In addition to ginseng, An Nuan brought Liu Changan two other items from the Three Treasures of Northeast China: mink skin and deer antlers.

There are two types of Northeastern Three Treasures: the old and the new. In the past, the poor people in the Northeast could not afford to wear mink in this cold weather, so they could only use urad grass to pad their shoes to keep warm. At that time, the Northeastern Three Treasures were ginseng, mink fur and urad grass. .

Nowadays, of course, not many people use urad grass to pad their shoes, so the status of urad grass has been replaced by deer antlers.

The mink product An Nuan brought to Liu Changan was a pair of mink underwear. Although Liu Changan liked his little girlfriend who doted on him very much, when she took this thing out to give to Liu Changan, Liu Changan ruthlessly refused.

"I'll accept the deer antler. You can wear this for fun, thank you." Liu Changan waved his hand. Although he once said that he was willing to be An Nuan's licking dog, there is a bottom line for licking dogs. You can let him run naked, or let him wear mink fur. Underwear is a no go.

"Haha..." Liu Yuewang has been looking forward to this moment for a long time. An Nuan will always show strange tastes at certain times, such as the black and white stripes she bought before, which look like the pajamas of foreign prisoners' prison clothes. Even her grandparents found it disgusting. Ugly, I don’t want to wear the same thing as her.

"Isn't this cute? It feels plush." ​​An Nuan felt aggrieved. When she bought these mink underwear, she had thought about what if he would sneak up the window and run into her room occasionally. Nuan was forced to let him stay overnight, in exchange for letting him wear these mink underwear, which was plush and felt like a small animal.

She traveled thousands of miles to bring him a gift. It was fine if he didn't like it, but he was not even willing to accept it!

"Did you buy this for me too? I like this." Liu Changan quickly picked up a set of cups to distract An Nuan.

"Hmm..." An Nuan hummed and said, "This is called Haihaijiang River..."

"Wait a minute." Liu Yuewang interrupted An Nuan, "Chang'an, let me test you. Look at this set of cups. Did you order anything?"

An Nuan glared at Liu Yuewang with dissatisfaction. She must know that Liu Changan could tell it, but she had to test Liu Changan again. Does she like this feeling of talking about the present and the past with him so much?

Liu Changan looked at the packaging of the cup. It was a white rectangular carton with a vent with a pattern of the Forbidden City treasures on the top. There was no doubt that this was a peripheral product of the Palace Museum.

Liu Changan smiled and said, "It is a modern handicraft inspired by the collection of the Forbidden City. There is not much to say about it... The overall shape is good. The highlight is the sea water and river cliff pattern. The hem of the Qing Dynasty emperor's dragon robe has sea water." The eight treasures pattern on the banks of the river means blessings, mountains, longevity and sea, and the eternal stability of the rivers and mountains... Fortunately, the rivers and mountains are not eternal, so we ordinary people can also use the golden dragon pattern, and the eight treasures pattern of the sea water, rivers and cliffs."

"Yes, the seawater river cliff pattern is the highlight. When An Nuan saw this set of quick cups, she felt that it was particularly suitable for your temperament." Liu Yuewang handed the box to Liu Changan, "Do you like it?"

"I like it. These are better than mink underwear." Liu Changan took it and hugged An Nuan for a kiss.

An Nuan was kissed, and secretly glanced at Professor Liu with some pride, so she didn't care about her taking the exam to Liu Chang'an, creating an ambiguous atmosphere.

At this time, the doorbell rang, and An Nuan went to open the door, but Han Zhizhi came over to play.

"Aunt Liu! Did you bring me a gift?" Han Zhizhi spoke to Liu Yuewang first.

"Bring it, bring it, the same silk scarf as your mother's."

"It's so perfunctory, it's a silk scarf again."

"Stinky girl, you're looking for a beating. Do you want some love... I have the same thing."

"Hehe, of course I want it...the color is really pretty!"

Han Zhizhi took the gift, then took An Nuan's hand, walked to Liu Changan and said hello: "Hi, macho man."

"Weak chicken." Liu Changan echoed her.

An Nuan burst out laughing.

"I called you a tough guy to compliment you. Why did you call me a weakling?" Han Zhizhi raised her arms and tried to bulge her biceps.

"That time you brought Zhonghai's son-in-law over to play, and I called you a fierce girl. An Nuan was not happy. She felt that strong men and strong women were like a couple, so I had to call you weak chicken and draw a clear line with you." Liu Changan expressed candidly. The reason why he called her a weakling is, "What's more, compared to me, you are indeed no better than a weakling in every aspect."

Liu Changan wasn't making fun of her, he was just discussing it objectively.

"When I master Taekwondo, I will knock you down sooner or later." Han Zhizhi knew that she was no longer Liu Changan's opponent, so she had to endure the humiliation. She could only recall the handsomeness of girls who had practiced Taekwondo and Karate in many movies when they knocked down men. The picture encourages yourself.

"Sooner or later? If humans can achieve immortality in your lifetime, you can practice for five billion years and come to me again." Liu Changan cupped his hand, "We will see you again in five billion years."

"Arrogant, I'll come find you in five months." Han Zhizhi geared up.

Liu Changan glanced at An Nuan, and An Nuan tacitly found a broken bowl and gave it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan patted the broken bowl, rubbed it vigorously, and then showed Han Zhizhi the pieces... He didn't rub it to pieces, that would be too showy. He was a humble and down-to-earth person, so enough was enough.

Han Zhizhi stared in shock, "嬲, I was just joking!"

Saying that, Han Zhizhi pulled An Nuan back into the room and closed the door.

"What are you doing?" An Nuan looked strange when she saw Han Zhizhi's eyes. As a sister, she knew that Han Zhizhi must say something stupid.

"He's so strong. Why didn't he rub your penis off when you were doing that?" Han Zhizhi stretched out her hand to check worriedly. She was worried that An Nuan was gone.

"You're going to die! You're crazy!" An Nuan opened Han Zhizhi's hand, feeling funny and angry. Han Zhizhi's worry was actually a bit serious, not just a joke. It was really mind-boggling!

"Hey, you seem to have developed a second time, and you can rival me in the barrier." Han Zhizhi shifted her attention and sighed, "So it's true that you will develop a second time if you have a boyfriend."

"Find a boyfriend as soon as possible." An Nuan was a little proud and shy. There was no need to be pretentious in front of Han Zhizhi, "I have a perfect figure now, and I will be worthy of meeting Bai Fen."

"Pull it down, you can't tell reality when you swell up. No matter how you develop, can a pig turn into a bear? You are a pig, and he was born a bear. No matter how you develop, he will become a pig, and he will grow up naturally. It's a black bear spirit, and one slap made you lose your nine-toothed rake." Han Zhizhi said disapprovingly, Bai Hui was still very well-known in Junsha High School, not to mention that Han Zhizhi was Bai Hui's mortal enemy's best friend, and she had some feelings for Bai Hui. learn.

"If I were Zhu Bajie, you would be Monk Sha. Look at you with your bangs combed up, and your forehead will be as bare as Junior Brother Sha."

"You're going to die! I'm worried that I've been losing my hair recently. Monk Sha is bald, right?"

"It seems to be the Mediterranean Sea."

"Bah, you have such a bad mouth. If I lose more than ten hairs after washing my hair today, you will curse me."

The two chatted for a while and then came out again. Liu Changan had already gone to the kitchen to work, and An Nuan left Han Zhizhi to have lunch with her.

There were several people eating, so Liu Yuewang took out a box of red sausages. She bought four types of red sausages: Harbin Meat Factory red sausage, Shangwei red sausage, Qiulinli Daos red sausage and Nongda Red Sausage.

Liu Changan looked at those red sausages and felt that this was probably a woman's sense of ritual. Even the less famous commercial committee red sausages and Agricultural University red sausages in the south could be bought online, but she wanted to buy them herself. Carrying it back from thousands of miles away.