I'm really immortal

Shangguan Dandan turned on the TV and was watching an atypical family drama that resonated infinitely with mothers-in-law. Although this was a story that Zhou Dongdong couldn't understand at all, he still had to look up from time to time. After all, it was always Staring at the homework makes Zhou Dongdong's head feel dizzy and his eyes hurt. The whole child is very tired.

Zhou Shuling took her home to do her homework, but after returning home, Zhou Dongdong thought that without the smartest brother Chang'an around, Zhou Dongdong would be a little less smart, so he didn't want to do it.

Zhou Shuling thought about it, and it seemed to make sense. When she was around Liu Changan, although she was often beaten by him, it was always easier to get answers to questions at that time, so she had no reason to criticize Zhou Dongdong, a new type of person who didn't do his homework.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan were still watching TV.

The heroine in the TV series was pregnant. The hero claimed that she was infertile. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law were also very angry. They believed that the heroine was pregnant with someone else's child and could no longer live at home, so they drove her back to her husband's house.

The heroine’s father also didn’t believe the heroine and insisted that the heroine undergo an amniocentesis to take a paternity test. If the child was really her husband’s child, he would ask for 10 million in reputation damages for the birth. If not, he would quietly abort it. , there is no proof of death, anyway, we cannot admit that the heroine cuckolded the hero.

The kind-hearted and stoic heroine decided to undergo an amniocentesis paternity test to prove her innocence so that she could maintain her marriage and family.

When Liu Changan saw this, he couldn't help laughing, but he heard Shangguan's little hen-like laughter coming from under the electric heating table.

It turned out that she also thought it was quite funny. Liu Changan also thought that Shangguan Dandan would consciously assume the role of the heroine, which would cause a lot of anger or unwillingness.

"Why are you laughing?" Liu Changan asked casually.

"The heroine's father looks a bit like you when he loses his temper. I find it funny." Shangguan Dandan crawled out from under the electric heating table, looked at Liu Changan carefully, and then looked at the TV.

She immediately changed her view and shook her head, "It's not like that. Your shirts are just similar."

After saying that, Shangguan Dandan did not sit under the electric heating table again, but sat down next to Liu Changan with a thermos bottle, shook his body, and continued to watch the plot.

Liu Changan also likes to watch comedy movies and watch them with her.

"What would you do if Zhou Dongdong's in-laws were like this?" Shangguan asked calmly after watching for a while.

"Kill them all."

"No." Shangguan Dandan shook his head, "First, let them all obtain immortal bodies, and then use a strong cage to sink them into the darkest seabed, and let them be imprisoned there forever... But tell them, One day they will be released, lest they go crazy out of despair and have to stay sane.”

"Are you inspired by your own experience?" Liu Changan didn't think there were many people worthy of taking him so seriously.

"No, I don't have such an experience." Shangguan Dandan poured a glass of effervescent water and drank it happily, "I learned this from watching the mythical fairy tale."

"There is also a sub-genre of mythical immortals in palace fighting dramas?" Liu Changan gained new insights.

"Of course...continue to teach me how to ride an electric pony tomorrow morning...Didi!" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan expectantly and called out twice.

Liu Changan nodded. Fortunately, Shangguan Dandan just screamed "Didi" twice because she was thinking of her electric car. Otherwise, if she were like Zhu Juntang, it would make people feel that Shangguan Dandan has also become a mount.

There are two mount-type creatures, the bleating fairy sheep and Didi’s electric pony carriage, which evolved from Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan respectively.

Liu Changan was watching TV and thinking about these messy things. Shangguan Dandan leaned on his shoulder and watched TV comfortably.

After a while, Shangguan Dandan felt a little sleepy, but he didn't want to go downstairs to sleep, so he took his arm and put it on his shoulders, squeezed into his arms and leaned against him, then struggled a few times with his eyes blurred, The picture on the TV turned into a vast expanse of white, and Shangguan fell asleep.

The next morning, Shangguan Dandan woke up and found that Liu Changan had also fallen asleep next to the electric heating table. He actually slept in his arms all night. It was really hurting his health, so he quickly slipped under the quilt and got out of the electric heating table. He crawled out from under the kotatsu.

After going downstairs, she had to prepare water to boil. Shangguan Dandan didn't care much about what happened just now. After all, it was normal for a mother to sleep with her baby in her arms, just like Zhou Shuling often slept with Zhou Dongdong in her arms.

Liu Changan was no longer young, but the Queen Mother still felt pity for him, Shangguan Dandan thought as he took out the small stove to light the fire.

The winter vacation is gradually shortening as children are slightly worried about the start of school. Every morning, people are thinking in their hearts that they must have fun today and enjoy the freedom and relaxation that rare holidays bring to people.

In fact, it is no longer so free and relaxed. The gradual disappearance of beautiful things always makes people feel heavy. This is true from the beauty of a woman to Zhou Dongdong's vacation.

Early in the morning, Zhou Dongdong rushed downstairs and stopped with his heels under the sycamore tree. When he turned around, he saw Shangguan Dandan, who had boiled water, caressing her electric car lovingly.

"Sister Dandan, please lock this lock too." Zhou Dongdong dug in his pocket for a while, found the small plastic lock and the iron key, and handed them to Shangguan Dandan.

"Well, this makes me feel more at ease." Shangguan Dandan took it and carefully hung the small plastic lock on the ring of the car key.

Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down, very happy.

Shangguan Dandan originally planned to go to the vegetable market with Zhou Dongdong. When he saw her coming down, he took her hand and walked out of the community.

It will be more comfortable when I dare to ride an electric bike out in the future. Shangguan Dandan is a hard-working Queen Mother. It’s not that she doesn’t like the feeling of walking, but she just prefers to ride an electric bike through the city’s fog to start a new day.

"Dan Dan, after dinner, go to Xiao Xie's place..."

This is when I met Shangguan Dandan to play cards on the road. Shangguan Dandan said "hmm". Now she is a more popular card player in the community than Liu Changan because she is cute, and old men and women especially like to look at her face.

Walking to the vegetable market, Shangguan Dandan looked at the stalls selling braised vegetables and cold dishes for a while, and picked some kelp, shredded potatoes, yuba, and fungus.

Nervously staring at the electronic scale, the price showed that it did not exceed five yuan in the end. Shangguan Dantan breathed a sigh of relief, so he asked to buy two more small fins separately.

The small wing root is a meat dish, and the price is different.

The stall owner glanced at Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, and smiled helplessly. If they hadn't come to buy it, they wouldn't sell it like this.

But people are all judged by their looks, so who makes them look cute? Looking at their eagerly staring expressions, they couldn't refuse.

The two of them pinched the wings and ate them. Shangguan Dandan took Zhou Dongdong further and walked around the park in the middle of the street before going back.

I originally wanted to go somewhere further, but I was a little tired. I didn't have breakfast in the morning. The distance was more than two miles each time. Dandan had tried his best.

On the way back, Shangguan Dandan saw a banner that read "Build a new civilized society and promote the ** spirit of helping others."

"Dong dong, do you know what it means to be helpful?" Starting from the little things in life, Shangguan Dandan has no chance to train Liu Changan, but he can educate Zhou Dongdong.

"I know, I'm always willing to help others." Zhou Dongdong put his hands in his pockets, frowned and nodded.

"What things have you done to help others?" Shangguan Dandan thought of the small lock that Zhou Dongdong gave to her to help her strengthen the safety of her electric car. This should be considered the scope of being helpful to others.

"Every time my mother hits me, brother Chang'an is very happy. This is helpfulness." Zhou Dongdong is a smart and brave child. Brother Chang'an explained it last night, and Zhou Dongdong has mastered the life of being helpful to others. reason.

Shangguan Dandan nodded and said nothing.