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Chapter 695 Continued Chapter 33 How to take out a light bulb when it is stuck in your mouth
Bai Hui is wearing a thin blue-purple sweater, which looks more mature than her usual cute style. Her hair is not tied into girlish twintails, but is slightly fluffy and wavy, draped over her shoulders and back, giving her a little more warmth. She has a graceful temperament. The sweater has a thin rope tied around the waist, which makes the waist look particularly slender and soft. The black long skirt is made of quite heavy material. I don’t know if it has a lining, but the hip line is It looks plumper than before.
The finishing touch of this outfit is her soft and thin scarf, which adds a lot of intellectual temperament to her whole person.
Now she pursed her lips, and there were two shallow smile holes next to the corners of her mouth, making her look especially cute and charming.
Such a girl is enough to attract people's attention on any occasion and be chatted up by many people. However, after Liu Changan came, the classmates who originally liked to chat with her or strike up a conversation also dispersed.
It’s not that everyone thinks that Liu Changan and Bai Hui have a clear ambiguous relationship, but Liu Changan and Bai Hui have had unclear rumors for three years in high school. Even if they are made clear later, the rumors will still give people a little bit of information. There is an ambiguous impression in the relationship between the two.
"Gao Dewei won't really take a light bulb and put it in Miao Yingying's mouth, right?" After Bai Hui finished speaking, he looked back at Liu Changan with a smile and found that he was looking at her, showing a shy smile and twitching his ears. of hair.
Since she confessed her love to him, she has actually never had any time to be alone together. It is not so easy for her to regain her previous mentality and get along with him.
People always say that "the lake in the heart is disturbed", "there is a ripple in the lake in the heart" and so on. Of course, the lake in the heart that is undisturbed will calm down, but every time I see him, his every word, every move , it was like pebbles thrown into the lake of her heart, and it was impossible to calm down.
The wind doesn't stop, and the trees want to be still, but they can't. What's more, some small flowers, grass and saplings don't want to be still at all. Instead, they sway more cheerfully when they are faced with the wind. They always regard the affectionate and ruthless wind as the spring breeze, and in their hearts Give birth to sprouts.
"It's possible." Liu Changan said to Bai Hui, "Open your mouth and show me."
Bai Hui was stunned for a moment, not knowing what he wanted to do. She slightly parted her lips, revealing her white teeth. She raised the tip of her tongue slightly and spit out a little bit. When taking selfies, she would occasionally want to take some selfies and use the gestures of her lips and tongue to increase the effect. For attractive photos, if you do a little research, you will certainly know that slightly opening your mouth will look much better than opening it wide.
"What kind of POSS are you doing? Let me see how big your mouth is, and see if the light bulb can be taken out smoothly." Liu Changan stretched out two fingers, "You stuck out your tongue to pretend to be cute... When I was hunting in the past, When I encountered a super-giant two-toed anteater that stuck out its tongue to entangle people, I grabbed its tongue and killed it. It was not the ordinary two-toed anteater nowadays that has a tongue half a meter long. Anteater..."
"Ah..." In order to know the answer after his examination, Bai Hui quickly opened his mouth to stop him from talking about the super giant two-toed anteater with a tongue-twisting tongue. Why didn't you go to the scene while he was hunting? What about hunting tigers in Yanggang?
Bai Hui is a little confident because she just had her teeth whitened during the winter vacation. Her teeth are clean, white and bright, with no tartar or stains. Her tongue is pink and tender, with no tongue coating, and no oral ulcers or Helicobacter pylori. odor.
"The most delicious thing about the super giant two-toed anteater is its tongue and back meat..."
"Ah..." Bai Hui quickly shouted at her like when she was being examined by a dentist. She stood on tiptoe slightly and shouted at him, interrupting his rambling. Who wants to know about the super giant two toes? Are anteaters delicious? She just wanted to know if the light bulb in her mouth would be able to be taken out smoothly.
Liu Changan looked at the distance between her lips and uvula, observed the angle between the uvula, the base of the tongue and the pharyngeal wall, as well as the tongue tip, tongue leaves, tongue body, hard palate and soft palate, and then nodded.
"How is it? The light bulb is put into my mouth, can you take it out?" Bai Hui twisted her body, looking forward to it coquettishly.
In fact, she felt that it was impossible for Liu Changan to put a light bulb into his mouth. At most, he would put some oranges or something else, just like last time he put oranges into her and Miao Yingying's mouths.
"Actually, I'm just testing your IQ." Liu Changan laughed.
As soon as she saw him laughing, Bai Hui pouted, feeling a little aggrieved, because every time he started to laugh, it meant that he was just teasing her.
"You're not opening my skull to see my brain. If you look at my mouth, how can you test my IQ?" Bai Hui said unconvinced.
"The main reason why the bulb cannot be taken out because the bulb is stuck in the mouth is that the movement of the oral joints is blocked, just like a rotating gear system. If you jam one gear, the other gears cannot rotate. The average person puts a bulb in their mouth, It has nothing to do with the internal space of the mouth, unless you have a huge mouth." Liu Changan saw Bai Hui's bulging aura, and patted both sides of her cheeks with both hands, slapping her away.
Every time he saw someone puffing out their cheeks towards him, Liu Changan wanted to slap their puffed cheeks down... Only the good-looking ones.
"You don't even know this, so after testing, your IQ is judged to be low." Liu Changan concluded.
Bai Hui twisted her body unhappily, raised her hand to separate her long hair, and held her cheek, "What you and Gao Dewei enjoy most is to prove our low IQs time and time again. Old Bully us!"
"Actually, your IQ is not the lowest. The lowest one is the kind where I say I'll check the size of your mouth and see if the light bulb can be taken out smoothly... He can't wait to ridicule or popularize science with a sense of superiority. , saying that I didn’t know that being unable to take out the light bulb has nothing to do with the size of the mouth... Haha." Liu Changan laughed, "If you know a little bit of common sense, you always feel that it is some great knowledge. These people who others definitely don't know, IQ Lower than you.”
"I think you are about the same as them. You have the same nature." Bai Hui snorted and suddenly felt happy. It turned out that her sudden confession did not change her relationship with him. He was still the same to her, teasing her. My heart is trembling, sometimes angry and sometimes happy.
Also, what kind of state of mind does Liu Changan have? It's not that easy for me to influence him.
But she also felt that he had changed a bit towards her. As for the specific changes, Bai Hui didn't want to analyze them carefully, she could just experience them with her feelings.
"You're right." Liu Changan nodded, not caring that he was classified as a person with a lower IQ than her.
"Then do you want to put a light bulb in my mouth?" Bai Hui opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, and quickly retracted to prevent him from grabbing her like a giant two-toed anteater. The tongue killed her.
"No, even if I put the light bulb into your mouth, if I don't tear your mouth open, I can only pour paraffin into your mouth to wrap the light bulb, and then break the light bulb and take it out. In this way, your mouth will inevitably be injured. , if you want to treat the injury, you might waste my saliva." Liu Changan shook his head and prepared to go to Gao Dewei.
I will really go to the Robbery Cave with Gao Dewei in the evening, and I need to prepare some tools.
Bai Hui followed him inexplicably. This person actually knew how to take the light bulb out of her mouth, but why was her mouth injured and wasting his saliva? Could it be that healing can be achieved by just talking about it all the time?
Bai Hui suddenly thought that she had seen many scenes in movies and TV shows where a girl's finger was injured and a boy would suck her finger. Could it be that Liu Changan meant that her mouth was injured and he needed to lick it? ?
Otherwise, why waste your saliva?
Bai Hui's heart was beating fast. Even though his reason told him that Liu Changan definitely didn't mean this, he still couldn't help but his cheeks felt warm and he pressed his lips together tightly, as if his little mouth would be hurt otherwise. It's like being healed by him.
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Hello everyone, the update I broke out today is for the monthly pass.
Friendly reminder: Please do not put the light bulb into your mouth. If you try it after reading this article, you will only get a "Sand Sculpture" appraisal certificate, which you can issue to yourself.
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