I'm really immortal

After breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien went to school. Zhou Shuling wanted to go to Baolong Center with Zhu Juntang, but Zhu Juntang obviously did not have this intention.

Shangguan Dandan went downstairs to boil water. She didn't boil water when she got up this morning, but went to the vegetable market, so she boiled it now.

Liu Changan changed his clothes and glanced at Zhu Juntang who was clicking around on his computer.

"There is nothing on my computer that you can use to ridicule, threaten or use as a handle." Liu Changan told Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang casually threw the mouse away, which was not interesting at all.

"I'm going to school, are you going?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhu Juntang nodded, even though she felt that she had received supplementary lessons, why did she still go to school to study? But after she told her mother in this way, she didn't get a reply, so Zhu Juntang didn't dare to skip class confidently.

Zhu Juntang believed that her mother had seen the message, but the third wife's failure to reply certainly did not mean acquiescence, but rather "don't try".

So Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan downstairs and saw Shangguan Dandan sitting on a long bench. His soft and small hands were carefully tearing the white silk on the orange petals, and his two red lips were pursed together. , looking serious as if she was doing some meticulous artistic work.

The kettle beeped, Shangguan Dandan imitated the kettle and yelled "beep...", then touched his own thermos kettle lovingly, and then lifted the kettle to fill it with water.

"Dan Dan, you are hardworking and brave." Zhu Juntang praised.

Liu Changan couldn't help but glance at Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang was probably the only person who would praise Shangguan Dandan for his hard work and bravery.

Even Zhou Dongdong, who likes Sister Egg very much, can subconsciously tell that Shangguan Dandan's housework is not even comparable to Zhou Dongdong's.

Zhu Juntang is different. She does almost nothing except talking. When it comes to housework, Zhu Juntang is not on par with Shangguan Dandan, but is willing to be inferior.

Maybe this is because there is no laziest, only lazier.

Shangguan Dandan nodded reservedly, not feeling much pride at Zhu Juntang's praise, but just glanced at Liu Changan.

"I gave Dongdong an orange and Dongdong's mother an orange. I want to eat one myself and leave the remaining one for you." Shangguan Dandan took out the last orange from the plastic bag and handed it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan looked at her suspiciously. Logically speaking, "Orange" was just an old joke, but for Shangguan Dandan, who had been thinking about how to make Liu Changan her son all day long, he must doubt her intentions.

Zhu Juntang took the initiative, and when Liu Changan saw Shangguan Dandan couldn't help but reveal a hint of disappointment, he knew that his suspicion was right.

Shangguan Dandan didn't say anything. He went back to the room, took an egg, wrapped it in soaked paper, and placed it on the edge of the small stove to bake. The remaining heat of the briquettes must be fully utilized, otherwise one briquette can only be used to burn one egg a day. A pot of water, Shangguan Dandan felt it was too wasteful.

"Dan Dan, you can also bake eggs, I can't do anything else!" Zhu Juntang once again sincerely praised Shangguan Dandan.

Liu Changan gave Shangguan Dandan fifty yuan as usual and walked out of the community.

"You have to keep the roasted eggs nearby and turn them over after a while, otherwise they will be burnt, or the protein inside will be hard and not delicious if they are not crispy." Shangguan Dandan said about his roasted eggs. experience.

"Do you want to go to our school to play?" Zhu Juntang invited enthusiastically.

Shangguan Dantan hesitated for a moment and shook his head, "I don't dare to go to such a far place yet. I'll wait until Liu Changan takes me there once before I go."

"Okay, I'll leave first." Zhu Juntang waved goodbye to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan sat on a small bench, waved his hand, and then began to eat the oranges he had just peeled. After a while, everyone had finished breakfast and went out for a walk, and then they could gather at the house of the proprietress of the canteen to play cards.

Zhu Juntang ran and caught up with Liu Changan.

"Dan Dan is really amazing. She is such a small person and can boil water and bake eggs. She must have built the stove herself. I remember the last time I made a fire, it was when Yaya and I went to worship the Bodhisattva. A handful of incense was burned into a torch." Zhu Juntang tried his best to praise Shangguan Dandan. There were many cute, beautiful and capable girls around him, why did he always focus on Building No. 2?

He looked more at such beautiful girls as Bai Hui, Dan Dan, and Zhu Juntang's best sister Qin Yanan.

Objectively speaking, Zhu Juntang feels that Qin Yanan is the most suitable character to be the palace lady. It is not because Qin Yanan is also the woman Zhu Juntang likes... Even if Liu Changan wants to find many beautiful girls as wives, he must first marry the palace lady. The flag is raised, in terms of figure, appearance, and temperament, Miss Xiao Nan is the best, followed by Bai Fen, Dan Dan and so on.

"Are you serious about praising her?" Liu Changan turned to look at Zhu Juntang with admiration on his face.

"I don't dare... As the saying goes, a gentleman does not stand in water and fire, which means that smart people should stay away from boiling water." Zhu Juntang touched his skin and imagined that his soft skin was being I shuddered at the sight of boiling water or fire scalding me, "That means you have to boil a kettle... The water is scalding hot, and the kettle is also scalding hot. It's very dangerous just thinking about it."

"First, there is no saying in the saying that a gentleman will not stand under fire and water. Second, what you said is that a gentleman will not stand under dangerous walls. It has nothing to do with the place where water is boiled. Third, even if your Zhu family His ancestors invented the saying that a gentleman does not stand in the midst of fire and water. His grandma's saying has nothing to do with boiling water!" Liu Changan glared at Zhu Juntang. He was so ignorant and unskilled that Liu Changan wanted to curse Zhu Juntang. Be the first person.

"Oh." Zhu Juntang nodded to show that he understood.

Liu Changan quickened his pace.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly chased after him, "Slow down... Hey, you just said bad words! You said something about his grandma!"

"none of your business."

"Speaking foul words again!"

Liu Changan suddenly stopped and Zhu Juntang bumped into Liu Changan's back.

Zhu Juntang frowned and was thankful. If Bai Hui or Qin Yanan hit Liu Changan's back like this, it would hurt them to death. Fortunately, he... was fine.

"When I read to Zhou Dongdong in the future, I can't let her fall asleep after hearing the text, otherwise she will be like you when she grows up." Liu Changan thought about it and said, "Also... I want to propose to your mother, I must hire a teacher who teaches basic traditional culture for you during the winter vacation."

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth, and finally did not utter a "baa baa" sound of protest. He raised his fist angrily and hit Liu Changan.

The uncle could bear it, but the fairy couldn't. Zhu Juntang could no longer bear Liu Changan's bullying.

Rabbits can bite people when they are anxious, let alone sheep?

Zhu Juntang punched one after another, each punch was accompanied by the power of wind and thunder, which was the unique skill of the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Sword Sect.

Liu Changan was unable to stop her with lightning and thunderous punches. Zhu Juntang's burst of anger made her enter the small universe mode, and she immediately beat Liu Changan until he vomited several bowls of blood.

The blood was dripping, the blood was flowing, he was covered in blood, it was horrible to look at.

Even so, Zhu Juntang showed no mercy, looking at his miserable appearance coldly, and then arrogantly raised his toes with his slender legs wearing little socks and kicked his butt hard, causing him to hit the wall like a wild goose on a flat sand. On the top, the entire wall collapsed, completely burying Liu Changan!

The above are all the imaginary effects of Zhu Juntang.

"Grandpa! Don't do it!" Zhu Juntang panicked and hugged Liu Changan's arm like a baby, "Don't torture such a cute baa baa!"

"I'll learn how to bleat for you!"

"I'll tear off your socks and skirt for you!"

"I'll buy you some tape! It's pink, with little fairy patterns on it..."

Liu Changan shook his head and allowed Zhu Juntang to hold his arm and whine and struggle regretfully... It was just like Zhou Dongdong who didn't want to be a first grader and insisted on going to kindergarten.

I recommend "Xuanhun Daozhang" by Misguided Persons. It is a bit of an anti-spiritual revival. It is a very interesting novel.