I'm really immortal

Liu Changan doesn't have much interest in being an emperor, especially since the current environment is really not suitable for the profession of emperor.

After all, the term emperor can easily make people think of doing whatever you want...doing whatever you want, doing whatever you want...I don't know why, but when it comes to doing whatever you want, you can't help but keep talking.

Nowadays, social media and the spread of public opinion are so developed that it is easy to create pressure. In ancient times, there were even officials and censors, which put a lot of pressure on the emperor's words and deeds, let alone now?

It's really not interesting to live in the spotlight of countless people, with people pointing fingers and fingers at you all day long.

Unless he becomes a tyrant who rules the world... But that is not in line with the core values ​​of socialism... Liu Changan felt a little useless thinking about these things. He closed his eyes and sat at the electric heating table to keep warm. It is easy for people to want to have a good time. Fall asleep.

So Liu Changan got up and snatched Zhou Dongdong away from Shangguan Dandan, held him in his arms, and fell asleep while stroking Zhou Dongdong's soft belly.

In winter, sleeping with a chubby child in your arms is the only way to feel comfortable.

The days after New Year's Day flew by unknowingly, and Liu Changan University's first semester was coming to an end.

The students who had just learned how to skip classes in the first semester also returned to class in large numbers. The most common place for cramming is in school. Of course, universities are even more so than high schools and junior high schools... except for catching up on holidays at the end of the holidays. This is the case with homework.

Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan sat together, complaining that studying was too stressful.

"During the New Year's Day, during those three days, I followed that old man... Of course, he was not as annoying as you..." Zhu Juntang nonchalantly explained how annoying the other person was, and then said, "I have to attend two lectures every day. Hours! I still have to read the reading assignments he assigned, including English, French and Italian. It’s really baffling. Why do you think I can understand so many languages?”

"I'm surprised that you can know the difference between English, French and Latin. After all, they are all twisted letters." Liu Changan said with a hint of praise... The requirements for the lamb can't be too high, she Praise her for showing a little bit of common sense.

"It's all your fault." Zhu Juntang said depressedly. Of course she didn't complete those assignments, so Zhongqing refused to help her make an appointment with a private custom designer who specializes in lo skirt design, which made Zhu Juntang a little anxious. After all, it’s already January, and summer styles must be booked early, otherwise, if the weather starts to get warmer, she won’t have any little skirts to wear!

"What does it have to do with me?" Liu Changan replied casually while reading the book.

"If you could unify the whole world and promote Chinese to the status of English today... No, promote it as the only language, then do I need to know English, French and Italian?" Zhu Juntang said matter-of-factly, the more he He got even more angry and tried to step on Liu Changan's toes, "Having the ability but not taking responsibility is called... a corpse... a corpse..."

"The corpse is a vegetarian meal. Don't be embarrassed about using idioms, okay? And this idiom is inappropriate in your context." Liu Changan waved his hand.

"Maybe we can really unify the whole world." Zhu Juntang suddenly became interested and swept away the decadence caused by the pressure of intense study. "By then, our Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect will manage nine continents and four oceans, and we will set up our headquarters in …Set in Antarctica.”

“Why Antarctica?”

"There are penguins in Antarctica. Penguins are so cute." Zhu Juntang put his hands close to his hip line again, raised his palms, and followed the swaying imitation of penguins.

"The penguin is not cute. It only keeps saying one sentence to people: Do you want to charge Q coins? Charge Q coins? It will only say this sentence when it meets aliens, super life forms, foreign prime ministers, and underwater creatures. .”

Zhu Juntang still understood this, so Zhu Juntang lay on the book and laughed, shrugging his shoulders.

"Classmate Zhu Juntang... Is the point I made so funny? Or do you think it's fun to take my class?" The teacher suddenly stopped teaching and looked at Zhu Juntang with a half-smile.

"It's not funny, it's not happy." Zhu Juntang quickly explained that she still doesn't put on airs with teachers, especially in class.

Other students burst into sporadic laughter. It is always a happy thing to see such a person who is prone to psychological imbalance being called out.

The teacher didn't say anything more and continued the lecture.

"How are you preparing for the final exam?" Liu Changan lowered his voice and asked with interest.

Many people like to gloat about misfortune, because it is indeed a pleasant thing, and chasing pleasure is the instinct of human beings. Liu Changan just wanted to express that he is also a human being and has the same instinct as humans.

"I don't know anything." Zhu Juntang said confidently.

"You don't know anything, how can you be so confident?" Liu Changan kindly reminded her, "Think about it, your mother is so concerned about your studies, and you want to fail even the normal final exam, what will happen to you?"

Zhu Juntang confidently wanted to express that this matter was not important at all, but when Liu Changan said this, Zhu Juntang felt guilty and secretly looked around, "Can you copy it for me?"

"Do you think I study normally?" Liu Changan spread his hands, "I don't know anything."

"Grandpa!" Zhu Juntang didn't believe it. He pouted and hugged Liu Changan's arm, acting pitifully.

"Little sheep." Liu Changan nodded in response.

"Grandpa!" Zhu Juntang pulled Liu Changan's arm hard, as if he wanted to pull him into his arms.

"Fairy."

Zhu Juntang immediately looked wary, but gave up the analysis because he had not offended him at this time. He told himself that the fairy should just praise her and think she was cute, rather than hiding any conspiracy.

"You copy the papers for me, and I will bleat for you."

"Don't."

"Can you bear to see your lovely mount die young due to physical and mental exhaustion due to the final exam?" Zhu Juntang kept blinking and firing at Liu Changan. She didn't need his coercion, and she consciously admitted that she was the mount. Okay, isn't that enough?

Liu Changan pointed at Yan Qingcheng who was listening carefully in front of him.

"That's right... why didn't I think of that? You don't need to have special powers when copying papers. Whoever is copying is not copying?" Zhu Juntang woke up excitedly and threw away Liu Changan's hand, and then became a little proud. , I don’t want to continue acting coquettishly. The act of tearing down the bridge when crossing the river has a slightly vindictive feeling, which is very comfortable.

Liu Changan didn't care about this stupid sheep's behavior of burning bridges, and continued to explain kindly: "With Yan Qingcheng's temperament, she may be a little unhappy if she directly agrees to copy papers for you. Isn't she a tutor? At the end of the semester, she also You have to review, and you also have to be a tutor, which is quite busy... But while I'm giving you extra lessons, she can also review by herself, so you kill two birds with one stone, and the possibility of her agreeing is very high."

"I don't want to make up lessons, I just copy them." Zhu Juntang said firmly and unshakably.

Liu Changan glanced at her, went out after class and bought a bottle of orange juice, and sent a text message to Su Nanxiu.

Liu Changan returned to his seat and drank orange juice by himself. Ever since Liu Changan bought Zhu Juntang jasmine tea, Zhu Juntang never drank the drinks provided by Liu Changan, so Liu Changan only bought one bottle.

"My mother found me a tutor!" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan in disbelief when he saw Liu Changan coming back.

"What are you looking at me doing?"

"You...you must have had an affair with my mother!" Zhu Juntang was very angry. How could such a coincidence happen?

The students around him, including Qin Zhiqiang, Wei Xuanyi and Sun Shutong in the back row, all looked at Zhu Juntang in stunned silence.

How could anyone say that about his mother?

Even if you and Liu Changan were close, you wouldn't talk like this, right?

Or Liu Changan... This possibility may not be impossible. Wei Xuanyi tried to make eye contact with Yan Qingcheng who turned back in front of him. After all, both of them had seen Liu Changan and Qin Yanan going to the hotel. Liu Changan could handle Qin Yanan, and what did he have with Zhu Juntang's mother? ...It doesn’t seem to be unusual.

"Where's the tape? Where's the tape?" Liu Changan asked Qin Zhiqiang for tool support with a calm expression.

"I didn't bring it today." Qin Zhiqiang said embarrassedly.

Zhu Juntang was just about to laugh "haha" twice and say "you can't do anything to me", but the looks around her still made her cheeks feel a little warm, so she walked out of the classroom with her neck trembling. Her mother had already found a tutor, so she skipped class as a A small protest, isn't it natural?

Liu Changan sat down and sighed softly. Qin Yanan had a gestational sac in his belly... This stupid sheep must not have any biological relationship with him.

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