I'm really immortal

Qin Yanan lowered the height of the sofa. She and Zhu Juntang sat on the sofa, because she felt that Zhu Juntang would be wrapped with tape several times first. If she sat on a chair or stool, she might not be able to sit firmly, so she added a few cushions to the sofa. And pillow, it is more convenient to lean on and adjust your posture.

"I'm going to stick you on the wall." Zhu Juntang was not afraid. He said harsh words first anyway, so he couldn't lose his momentum. Thinking about Liu Changan being stuck on the wall with tape and unable to move, it was very satisfying.

Liu Changan nodded. Human beings have a higher status in nature and are higher organisms. It is very difficult for higher organisms to understand the words and deeds of lower organisms.

This kind of incomprehension sometimes becomes fun.

For example, people love to see videos of huskies doing stupid things.

Zhu Juntang was clearly dealt with by Liu Changan many times, but he took the lead in making enemies and provoking Liu Changan. Can normal people understand this choice? As expected of a sheep.

"I will turn you into a mummy." Liu Changan was not provoking, but just clarifying the facts of what was about to happen. Every time she cleaned up Zhu Juntang, it was a reflection of the meaning of her existence.

"If I win, I will tape your two mouths first." Qin Yanan was not to be outdone. She felt that she might have an advantage because she was wearing stockings. The surface of the stockings was very smooth and the tape might not stick.

In the first hand, Zhu Juntang grabbed the landlord.

"The first hand doesn't count." Zhu Juntang looked at his cards and then threw them away.

Liu Changan and Qin Yanan looked at her together.

There is no doubt that Zhu Juntang's dishonest tactics aroused Qin Yanan's feelings of hatred and hatred. Originally, Qin Yanan wanted to be fair and just.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded. He was not in a hurry. He was very patient. Anyway, Zhu Juntang was like a salted fish on the chopping board. No matter how much she jumped around, she would always be cut into pieces.

Qin Yanan also told her. After all, he couldn't beat her up, so he might as well coax her to continue playing and then wrap her up like a mummy.

Zhu Juntang succeeded in cheating, so he grabbed the cards a little proudly, and grabbed the landlord in the second hand. The cards were not bad. He stretched his neck and took a peek at Liu Changan and Qin Yanan's cards. He found that his own seemed to be better, so he immediately warned Qin Yanan and Liu Changan. : "This is the end of it!"

After being bombed by Liu Changan and then dealt a straight, Zhu Juntang was very upset because she had a bigger bomb, but she just saw that after Liu Changan played the bomb, he still had so many cards! He just wanted Liu Changan to make another move, but he didn't know that the card he randomly inserted was a straight! She clearly saw that it was a loose card!

This Liu Changan is so cunning.

"This one has to be settled, you just said it." Qin Yanan couldn't help but smile, she didn't play any of the cards.

"The two of us won, so everyone can put a piece of tape on you." Liu Changan brought over the transparent tape.

Qin Yanan was more conscientious and took the tape with the ancient fairy pattern that Zhu Juntang had originally designated.

"You guys bully me together!" Zhu Juntang made a pitiful look, trying to win sympathy, and his eyes were moist.

But no one was deceived by her poor acting skills. Originally, Qin Yanan wanted to be merciful and let her go the first time, but who told her to cheat in the first place?

Liu Changan ignored her and pulled off fifty centimeters of tape, not a centimeter more, not a centimeter less.

"Don't touch your mouth, don't touch my hair, don't touch my hands!" Zhu Juntang warned in a panic. This was not the first time Liu Changan had dealt with her like this, but she was still a little nervous.

Liu Changan pointed to her feet.

Zhu Juntang quickly kicked off his shoes obediently, put his feet together, and raised a few toes. When Liu Changan reached over, he wanted to pinch Liu Changan with his toes. Unfortunately, he was wearing socks, which hindered Zhu Juntang's attack.

Liu Changan hit her, and Zhu Juntang cried out in pain and finally calmed down.

Zhu Juntang blinked and saw Liu Changan binding her feet. She felt a little humiliated, but it had no impact on her current actions and high-spirited fighting attitude.

"I'm going to stick it on and then tear it off later, and tear off all the hair on your legs!" Zhu Juntang continued to speak cruelly to Liu Changan.

"Are you wearing socks because you are afraid that others will tear the hair off your legs?" Liu Changan suddenly realized.

"No! I don't have leg hair!" Zhu Juntang quickly stated that Oriental girls basically have thin skin and tender flesh, and there is no hair on their legs. Only European and American girls are plush and have a lot of body hair, so no shaving cream can remove the hair. The products are more popular in Europe and the United States.

Seeing that Liu Changan was done, Qin Yanan smiled and was about to seal Zhu Juntang's mouth.

"It turns out that you were the most ruthless to me. It turns out that sisters are all unreliable." Zhu Juntang discovered Qin Yanan's intentions and resisted very much. She still kept her mouth open to provoke them, attack them, and ridicule them.

"Okay, then I'll stick it just above your ankle." Qin Yanan was just trying to scare Zhu Juntang. She discovered that Liu Changan was planning to turn Zhu Juntang into a mummy in circles from bottom to top.

She can help Liu Changan speed up the process.

"You are still living like a married woman." Zhu Juntang immediately laughed at Qin Yanan after realizing that he had temporarily escaped the danger of being silenced.

"Wait." Qin Yanan blushed slightly, glanced at Liu Changan, and found that he had no reaction or looked over, so he calmed down his slightly shy expression. He didn't even look over, so what should he do?

Looks like a girl with a blushing face and a heartbeat?

As the card game continued, Zhu Juntang vowed to take revenge this time, and at the same time shuffled the cards himself to prevent Liu Changan from cheating by using some shuffling and cutting techniques.

This time Liu Changan became the landlord and defeated both of them.

"You owe me this one, and I win the next one. How about I put a meter of tape on you?" Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang for permission.

Zhu Juntang nodded hurriedly.

Liu Changan tore off another fifty centimeters of tape and wrapped it around Qin Yanan's calf without any explanation.

Qin Yanan stared at him aggrievedly, and there was no pause in his movements. Fortunately, she had shared the same hatred with him just now, and she felt that she and him were somewhat of an ally!

"Haha..." Seeing Qin Yanan being entangled, Zhu Juntang felt particularly happy and gloated.

Then Liu Changan won again, and he was still the landlord. This time he tied Zhu Juntang's head with tape, leaving only his mouth and eyes exposed.

Qin Yanan laughed so much that she fell on the sofa. Looking at Zhu Juntang's stupid look, the more she looked at it, the funnier she became. She couldn't help but cover her belly, laughing until her stomach hurt.

"Is it so funny?" Zhu Juntang glared at Qin Yanan, "If you were pregnant, you wouldn't have to go to the hospital. If you laugh like that a few times, the baby will laugh out loud!"

Zhu Juntang originally wanted to say pee pee but she laughed out loud, but a fairy cannot say that in front of the opposite sex.

Qin Yanan stopped laughing, sat up straight, and glanced at Liu Changan as if nothing had happened. The speaker was unintentional, the listener was intentional, and you had some reaction too!

"Speaking of babies being laughed out of, it's not uncommon. The daughter of a poker friend was raising a baby at her home. She came to the mahjong parlor to help her mother play a few rounds. As a result, she lost her temper one time while playing. A big one laughed so hard that the amniotic fluid broke, and then the baby fell out. Fortunately, I was there, so I helped her deliver the baby." Liu Changan recalled with interest, "So don't worry. , I will deliver the baby.”

"I'll pick you up!" Qin Yanan had no choice but to move over the sofa because her legs were entangled. She suppressed her laughter and slapped his arm several times with a straight face. Was this the reaction she wanted?

Anyway, if the gestational sac in her belly can really become a baby, it will definitely not be a good-looking scene if she is killed without Liu Changan coming to deliver the baby.

"Is it so easy to give birth to a baby?" Zhu Juntang asked incomprehensibly, "I swore when I was a child that I would never give birth to a baby. Even fairies don't give birth to babies."

"Your idea is right." Liu Changan expressed support.

"Of course!" It was rare that Liu Changan agreed with his point of view. Zhu Juntang touched the tape on his head and held his head up proudly.

"We need eugenics and good education. Poor brains might be hereditary."

Zhu Juntang rushed over desperately, but unfortunately she forgot that her calf was entangled. She just tried to stand up and fell on the sofa. She could only lie there and glare at Liu Changan.

"Should we fight?" Qin Yanan urged. She wanted to take revenge. She also thought about Liu Changan coming again in the future. At that time, because it had been a long time, she could naturally act less angry when she was alone with him. It might be more interesting to play this kind of game with him without Zhu Juntang... The reason why it is more interesting is of course that Zhu Juntang likes to cheat and has no brand name.

Then the fourth round started, and Liu Changan won this round.

"What's going on? You're cheating!" Zhu Juntang felt that it was unfair when he saw that the biggest card he had was just an A.

Qin Yanan also acted like a fool and kept checking cards for Liu Changan. Zhu Juntang reached out and took a look at Qin Yanan's card. It was slightly better than Zhu Juntang's. It was only a 2, which was the biggest, and it was also a bad hand.

"Why don't you 2 hit his ace!" Zhu Juntang taught Qin Yanan how to play cards.

"I only have a 2!" It was just a big card, and Qin Yanan couldn't bear to play it.

"Bah, what's the use of keeping it? Pig teammate." Zhu Juntang felt that she could only win by being the host herself, and she was still very confident.

Liu Changan had already torn off the tape and wrapped it around Zhu Juntang's legs without any explanation. These fairies have thin legs, so there is no need to waste too much tape.

"It's over, I'm about to become a mummy." Zhu Juntang looked down at his calf that had been wrapped twice. It didn't look like there was any strange beauty at all, and it had nothing to do with the artistic beauty expressed in those bondage-themed photos. .

"You already are." Qin Yanan took out her mobile phone and showed Zhu Juntang her own face.

Zhu Juntang looked at the tape on his head and bit his lip. After three seconds, he still laughed so much that he fell on the sofa.

"You're going to make the baby laugh." Qin Yanan took the opportunity to respond to Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang touched his belly and found that there was no baby inside, only crab meat porridge!

I would like to recommend the work "My Best Friend Time Traveled" by Whitebeard Xu Timo. Everyone who has read it said it is good, hahahahahahaha. I hope you all enjoy watching it.