I'm really immortal

When Liu Changan returned home, Zhou Shuling was helping him mop the floor, and had already dried all his washed clothes on the balcony.

Seeing Liu Changan holding Zhou Dongdong under his arm, Zhou Shuling knew that Zhou Dongdong must have eaten too much again. Zhou Shuling couldn't help but remember that she went to the buffet that day, and Liu Changan carried him back in the end, so she was embarrassed to say what happened to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong has already fallen asleep. He feels sleepy after eating. Blood circulation is concentrated in the stomach, producing a warm and comfortable feeling. The blood supply to the brain is relatively reduced, which increases drowsiness.

It's just that animals like children can really fall asleep anytime and anywhere. Zhou Shuling couldn't imagine that she could still sleep with Liu Changan under his arm like this?

Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong on the sofa. Zhou Dongdong kicked his legs twice, bit his fingers in a daze, then woke up, lay on the edge of the sofa and climbed down, then jumped up and down again. Very innocent and lively.

"Dan Dan, let's go, I'll teach you how to put on makeup." Rookie Zhou Shuling has been waiting for another rookie for a long time. When she saw Shangguan Dan Dan, she couldn't wait to say.

"It's right here." Liu Changan kindly advised them not to run around.

"It's okay here." Shangguan Dandan sat on the sofa. Although she only climbed off Liu Changan's back near the vegetable market, she was tired after walking so far.

"No, he's just waiting to laugh at us." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan's eyes and felt that his nonchalant look was very suspicious.

Shangguan Dandan remembered what happened in the afternoon, so he nodded and let Zhou Shuling hold his hand and go upstairs.

Zhou Dongdong jumped up and followed behind. Although the makeup matter definitely had nothing to do with her, she could join in the fun!

It was really boring. Liu Changan made a pot of tea, drank the tea slowly, and watched TV while changing channels at will.

The next morning, An Nuan had no classes, so she supervised Liu Yuewang to continue doing a thousand push-ups, while Liu Changan went to school.

The hotel where Gao Cunyi held a banquet yesterday was not far from the school. Liu Changan took a look from a distance and could see the national flag and store flag raised in the hotel through the gaps in the green leaves.

When Liu Changan came to the teaching building, he did not go directly into the classroom. He drank a can of apple cider vinegar first. This is not a popular drink. In recent years, it has been increasingly seen at banquets under the banner of healthy marketing.

Zhu Juntang's car also stopped in front of the teaching building. When she got out of the car, she still looked elegant as a young lady, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised. After all, there were always so many people looking at her, and she could reveal this beauty anytime and anywhere. And a smile with a sense of distance is a required course for young ladies.

"Bamboo baa baa." Liu Changan shouted casually.

He didn't have the habit of giving people nicknames, and he just called Zhu Juntang casually.

Zhu Juntang turned around, the beautiful smile on his face that concealed the meaning of "stay away from me, I'm not interested in talking to you" disappeared. He put his hands on his hips and raised them up, and ran over cutely.

"What animal do you think I'm trying to learn to walk on?" Zhu Juntang came to Liu Chang'an, fanned his hands, and looked at him expectantly.

"Penguin." Liu Changan said. It was not the first time he saw her walking like this, and she was not the only one walking like this. An Nuan had also run like this before, and she forced him to think it was very cute rather than stupid.

"Aren't you cute?" Guessing that there was nothing unusual about it, Zhu Juntang was in a good mood, so he stood still and kept the same posture, shaking his body like a penguin walking.

"Do you know what is the biggest characteristic of penguins?" Liu Changan asked with the attitude of popularizing knowledge about natural biology.

"Cute!" Zhu Juntang said loudly, she is also very cute.

"Short Legs."

Zhu Juntang looked down at her legs. She didn't wear ten-centimeter high heels today. She was indeed a little shorter than usual, but her legs were not short either! Not short at all!

"Nonsense!" Although Zhu Juntang thought about it, she had seen local penguins when she went to Antarctica. Their legs were indeed not long, but what did that have to do with Zhu Juntang? Liu Changan is reflecting her short legs, so it's nonsense.

"Gentoo penguins are generally about 50 centimeters tall and their legs are about seven centimeters long. Rockhopper penguins are about 40 centimeters tall and their legs are six centimeters long. Emperor penguins are taller, but their legs are only about 12 centimeters long." Liu Changan Then he said.

"I'm just as cute as a penguin, not like a penguin!" Zhu Juntang said angrily.

"You also look a lot like a penguin."

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan warily.

"Although the penguin's legs are short, they are actually just its calves. Its leg bones are still relatively long. Because it is fat and has a big belly, the entire thigh and part of the calf are hidden in the flesh. You see Does this Lo skirt of yours, which is similar to a maternity skirt, have the same effect of making legs look shorter? It’s really the same thing but the same purpose." Liu Changan said appreciatively.

"You're just standing here asking me to come over, you just have nothing to do, right?" Zhu Juntang said angrily, and stopped pretending to be cute, his eyes widened.

Zhu Juntang thought it would be great if he had the superpower of having laser eyes that could shoot him to death.

"Um."

"What I hate the most is you guys who think you have mastered some trivial knowledge and use it to show your superiority, regardless of context or target. I'm just as cute as a penguin, not like a penguin!" Zhu Juntang reiterated again .

"Speaking of trivia..." Liu Changan paused and took a sip of apple cider vinegar.

A_A

"Actually, before the Antarctic continent was covered with ice, penguins lived there. The Antarctic continent at that time was really rich in species. When the ice melts now, those ancient creatures may be resurrected, and they may be able to live there. Live well in the new era.”

"how do you know?"

"seen it myself."

"Do you think I'm an idiot? Antarctica turned into a glacier five thousand years ago, and all the creatures below were frozen into frozen meat. I never eat frozen meat, it's not delicious at all." Zhu Juntang said casually After thinking for a while, I thought about the frozen state of meat products.

"Yeah." Liu Changan has become accustomed to it and no longer expresses his speechlessness with silence, nor does he refute her statement.

As for why she thinks Antarctica turned into a glacier in five thousand years, there is really nothing to be curious about. Maybe she doesn’t know how she came to this understanding. After all, Liu Changan asked her many times and still couldn’t figure out why. It is believed that Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times.

Liu Changan was chatting with Zhu Juntang when Su Nanxiu came over.

Su Nanxiu is still wearing her favorite lake green dress, her figure is swaying like a willow, as if a breath of spring is coming quietly and tentatively in the winter.

"Where is your book?" Su Nanxiu frowned and looked at Zhu Juntang.

"The driver wanted to give it to me just now, but I was too lazy to take it, so I didn't bring it with me." Zhu Juntang said nonchalantly, and tugged on Su Nanxiu's shoulder bag, "Little cousin, why do you always look like a girl from the Republic of China? Cloth bags of this style were all collected by my great-grandma.”

"You have just been lifted from the ban. Why haven't you made any progress? Are you still this confused and unmotivated?" Su Nanxiu said angrily.

"What's the point of being grounded? Even if I'm grounded every day, it doesn't matter. I'm not afraid of anything." Zhu Juntang couldn't lose his momentum in front of his little cousin.

"Forget it." Liu Changan looked at Sunan's delicate appearance, looking like she was about to swell and explode, and patted her shoulder gently.

Liu Changan couldn't bear to laugh at her anymore. It was obviously a very funny thing.