I'm really immortal

Liu Changan walked back, passed by the vegetable market, and bought some beef throat.

The cow's throat he bought was a bezoar throat, which was actually the aorta and blood vessel of a cow, while the pig's throat was naturally the aorta and blood vessel of a pig.

In some places, beef throat refers to beef throat. It is also delicious after being braised and stir-fried.

Back home, Liu Changan saw Gao Cunyi coming to visit, looking very tall in a suit. Such tall martial arts practitioners often look good in formal clothes, and Gao Cunyi is no exception.

It's just that Gao Cunyi was a little embarrassed. Sometimes he looked up at a few leaves of the sycamore tree, sometimes he pulled at his sleeves, and sometimes he flicked the non-existent dust particles on his clothes.

Zhou Dongdong was looking at him.

There was a dog lying at Zhou Dongdong's feet, and the dog was looking at him.

Gao Cunyi didn't dare to act rashly. He originally wanted to say hello to Zhou Dongdong and touch her hair that was tied like a seedling on her head, but he felt that if he did so, the dog would pounce on her.

As a martial arts practitioner, I dare not say anything about fighting tigers. There should be no problem in dealing with this dog. However, Gao Cunyi was not very sure. This dog looked unusual.

The key is that the small door of the utility room next to him was opened, and there was no light in the room. A little girl was sitting upright in the shadow, also looking at him.

Gao Cunyi was a little creepy. This little girl should be a human being, but for some reason, being stared at by her made him feel cold in his back.

"Brother Chang'an, the bad guys are here again!" Zhou Dongdong saw Liu Changan and ran over in a hurry. After a second, his attention was attracted by the cow's throat that Liu Changan was holding, "What's so delicious? "

"This is beef throat, for cooking at night."

"Want to eat for me?"

"No."

"Then can I eat it myself?"

"Can."

Zhou Dongdong was satisfied. When he noticed that Gao Cunyi's eyes had shifted here, he tugged on Liu Changan's clothes and hid behind him, revealing half of his head, and continued to glare at Gao Cunyi.

"Is something wrong?" Liu Changan asked with a smile.

"My martial arts school has been established. There is a celebration dinner tonight. I have invited some relatives and friends, as well as acquaintances from the martial arts in southern Hunan. I specially invite Brother Liu to come." Gao Cunyi said with his hand, even though he knew that Liu Changan was the same age as himself. He is the same age as his younger brother, but Liu Changan's martial arts attainments are too high.

"I've already bought the groceries." Liu Changan raised the yellow throat in his hand.

"We've all bought groceries!"

"This can be used as a late-night snack. The chefs sent by the hotel to cook tonight are also famous in the industry." Gao Cunyi said.

"Okay, after all, I am the martial arts consultant in name, so I still have to attend formal occasions." Liu Changan nodded.

"I still have to attend...Brother Chang'an, what should I eat?" Zhou Dongdong, who was working as a yes man, asked hurriedly.

"Can I take care of my children?" Liu Changan asked.

"all right!"

"Of course." Gao Cunyi smiled and nodded.

"I want to go too!" Shangguan Dandan ran out and pulled Liu Changan's sleeve.

Only then did Gao Cunyi clearly see the appearance of the girl who had been staring at him in the shadows just now. He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. He suddenly knew why he felt like he was being stared at by a ghost just now. She was supposed to be a very beautiful girl, but she was wearing Wearing a red sweater and wearing long hair that reaches past her hips, she sat there motionless. The key was that her entire face was covered in makeup like a ghost!

"Who did this makeup on you?" Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan and spoke after five seconds.

Facts have proved that beautiful people look good in anything they wear, but if they don’t wear makeup well, they will turn into ghosts.

"Myself." Shangguan Dandan was a little confused, doesn't it look good?

"Go and wash your face that can frighten flowers and plants, and then we can set off." Liu Changan pointed to the faucet and said.

"Isn't it good-looking?" Shangguan Dandan said loudly.

Liu Changan and Gao Cunyi were silent, so Shangguan Dandan turned to look at Zhou Dongdong.

"It's very good-looking, like Sun Wukong." Zhou Dongdong was confused as to why others said Sister Egg's makeup didn't look good.

So Shangguan Dandan went to wash his face.

Liu Changan went upstairs and put the beef throat in the refrigerator.

Zhou Dongdong ran up and down with Liu Changan.

Gao Cunyi drove over in a black Audi A7. Sure enough, it is not unreasonable to be poor in culture and rich in martial arts. Poor families must let their children learn cultural courses well, so that one day they can change their own and even their family's destiny. But learning martial arts... is not so Reliable.

But Liu Changan admired Gao Cunyi's uncle's tractor more.

Speaking of tractors, we have to talk about Dongfanghong series tractors. The first tractor manufacturing plant started construction on October 1, 1955, and it took less than three years for the first Dongfanghong tractor to be born.

The tractors of that time, with their classical colors, steel temperament, and mechanical expression of people's power, were truly beautiful.

Today's tractors are of course more advanced, and their use classification is more detailed and professional. Times are improving.

"Dongdong's mother gave me a lot of cosmetics today, and I didn't spend any money." Shangguan Dandan seemed to be telling Liu Changan, or talking to himself, and then touched the eight hundred yuan in his pocket. This is She slowly saved up her pocket money, and even though she wasn't very skilled in playing cards, she no longer worried that old man Qian could win her thermos.

"I can also put on makeup." Zhou Dongdong put makeup on herself and then got beaten. This is a memory that almost every little girl will have. Her mother's cosmetics seem to be more precious than her precious daughter.

"If Zhou Shuling wears makeup every day, no matter whether she is an All-Star or a celebrity, they will not pursue her so enthusiastically." Liu Changan said objectively that Zhou Shuling's makeup style was probably learned from the old ladies in the community.

Now that Zhou Shuling has become self-aware, she no longer tries to put on heavy makeup, she just puts on lipstick and curls her eyelashes.

"She said she would slowly teach me how to put on makeup." Shangguan Dandan was hit hard today. Of course she had put on makeup before, but the cosmetics and makeup methods at that time were completely different from now. For example, that lipstick was really It worked so well that Shangguan Dantan applied layer after layer and forgot to stop.

"You guys should learn from each other and improve each other." Liu Changan said encouragingly. Anyway, their faces are on their bodies, so it's good that he has something funny to look at.

When they arrived at the hotel, Gao Cunyi booked a banquet hall. It was quite large and spacious, and was arranged like a reception. However, Liu Changan felt like a wedding scene, and the master of ceremonies was moaning. It was indeed a banquet hall. When the martial artists gathered, the person in charge of the scene was a deputy master of the martial arts school named Fu Guanzhu.

Seeing Gao Cunyi, Fu Guanzhu came up to him, took a look at Liu Changan and the other three people, and said nothing more, just lowered his voice, "Many celebrities from southern Hunan martial arts are here, you have to go say hello."

Gao Cunyi confessed to Liu Changan, and Liu Changan signaled him to go and do his work. He held Zhou Dongdong's hand while Shangguan tugged on Liu Changan's sleeve and looked around.

"Hello." Fu Guanzhu did not follow Gao Cunyi, but greeted Liu Changan and extended his hand.

Liu Changan felt the strength in Fu Guanzhu's hand and couldn't help but laugh. It turned out that warriors from ancient times to the present have used this method to intimidate their opponents.

Ancient people also shook hands.

Liu Changan was in a dilemma. Should he shatter his whole body with a backhand?

Let's forget it, there are children nearby, not to mention Liu Changan has always been a generous person and doesn't care about it that much.

Just when he was hesitating, Fu Guanzhu saw that the other party was indifferent and involuntarily increased his strength.

Liu Changan came to his senses, and with a flick of his hand, Fu Guanzhu flew out and hit the wall.

"He's flying!" Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth wide in surprise, and quickly bit Liu Changan's palm to show his surprise.

Fu Guanzhu got up and looked at Liu Changan in confusion. He knew that there was a consultant in the martial arts school who had never shown up, and Gao Cunyi went to greet him in person. He felt quite dissatisfied.

I just met him and found out that he was just a young boy in his twenties. After all, being famous is not as good as meeting him. I had read some information before and heard some stories about his deeds. He boasted that he was amazing. But when I met him in person, he didn’t have the aura of a warrior that could intimidate others. At the scene, Fu Guanzhu decided to test it out.

Liu Changan raised his hand towards Fu Guanzhu.

Fu Guanzhu climbed up, convinced now, showing a smile of sincere admiration, and said with a cupped hand: "Thank you, Advisor Liu, for showing mercy. Fu was so abrupt just now. I am Fu Guanzhu, the deputy director of the martial arts gym."

"I was in a trance just now, but I subconsciously held back." After being thrown against the wall, he still crawled over with a smile on his face. Liu Changan also explained politely. After all, if he really didn't pay attention at all, Fu Guanzhu might have It will be thrown into the wall and embedded in it. If the other party can understand that he is showing mercy, that's good.

"Thank you." Fu Guanzhu was still immersed in the shock. Fu Guanzhu had never seen such a gentle and gentle approach before. After all, he was also a man weighing more than 100 kilograms, and he was not some weak chick Xiao Kun. What.

Only then could Fu Guanzhu understand why Gao Cunyi had to find a consultant who was completely indifferent and invisible. Such a person was just like the top guests of ancient sects and big families. Even the heads of sects and heads of wealthy families You have to be polite too.

Brother Gao is still tall.

"May I ask Counselor Liu, where did you learn from him?" Fu Guanzhu's mind had turned around several times, thinking of many famous figures in the martial arts world, but none of them should have had such an outstanding disciple.

It’s just a billion people, so it’s normal for there to be hidden dragons and crouching tigers inside.

"Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Gate."

"Please forgive me for being ignorant." Fu Guanzhu was stunned for a while, having never heard of such a sect.

"The sect's talents are withering. I think there were more than a hundred people back then..." Liu Changan lamented, "Now there are only four people and one dog left."

Among these four people, there are two who have no fighting ability at all, worse than dogs.

These two have no fighting ability at all. One only knows how to eat all day long in elementary school, and the other only knows how to bleat.

If he really wanted to go out, he didn't know how many sympathetic looks he would attract. Liu Changan wanted to save face, so he didn't tell Fu Guanzhu in detail.

"I see." Fu Guanzhu was sensible and didn't ask any further questions. This was so disappointing. He even had to mention a dog to make up for the count, which seemed more impressive.

But as soon as Liu Changan made a move, Fu Guanzhu knew that the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect was extremely extraordinary. It must be because of some harsh inheritance conditions in the sect that made it difficult to grow. Otherwise, if Liu Changan accepted a disciple, he would not have as many disciples as there are in ten rivers. Crucian carp? (Note: Because there are very few crucian carp crossing the river now, but when talking about the crucian carp from the ten rivers, it feels like there are a lot, so the word "crucian carp from the ten rivers" is widely used instead of "crucian carp crossing the river". This is the progress of the idiom in the new era)

Fu Guanzhu and Liu Changan separated as soon as they fought, but the noise of hitting the wall was still quite loud, and some people who were familiar with Fu Guanzhu gathered around to talk.

Liu Changan dealt with it.

Shangguan Dandan couldn't hold Liu Changan's sleeve anymore, so she took Zhou Dongdong to find something to eat. After all, if it wasn't for food, how could these two distinguished guests come here?

Liu Changan adjusted his body position from time to time to talk to the people around him to ensure that the corner of his eye could always cover Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong.

"Brother Liu, you mentioned a novelist who started writing martial arts novels because he witnessed the magical powers of an ancient martial arts practitioner, and even led an era of martial arts novels. Does that mean that you think martial arts A lot of kung fu in the novel are not completely fabricated?" A strong old man in his sixties looked at Liu Changan with some expectation.

"Those kung fu are actually different from the kung fu we practice now. Our current kung fu focuses on strengthening the body, and everyone can practice it. It can be said that as long as you persevere, have perseverance, perseverance, and can endure hardships, you can achieve something. . But those kung fu... are for people with special physiques to practice. Ordinary people practice them, and they are average. Only those with special physiques can show their power," Liu Changan explained.

"So Brother Liu is a person with a special physique?" someone asked jokingly. It was not a mockery, but seeing Fu Guanzhu's convinced look accompanying Liu Changan, he knew that Liu Changan was quite extraordinary.

"Of course I am. I can show off the indestructible Vajra in the Yi Jin Jing, the light skills like Lingbo Weibu, the sword skills like Dugu Nine Swords, and the Dragon Elephant Prajna Skill with the power of ten dragons and ten elephants. Even if someone Even if you have learned all these skills and combined them into one, you can't beat me." Liu Changan said objectively.

"Haha, Consultant Liu is capable and bragging! What a talent!"

"That's right, that's right, not to mention the false ones, I'm afraid there are no more than three people here who can convince Master Fu!"

Everyone was laughing and having a good time. Liu Changan glanced at Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, each holding a glass of juice and drinking it.

At this time, the door of the banquet hall was suddenly pushed open.

"My junior brother opened a martial arts gym, but he didn't invite me. I had no choice but to come uninvited..."

Wang Yibo led a group of people and rushed in aggressively. At a glance, he saw Liu Changan surrounded by several people.

Wang Yibo was stunned. He got the guest list of the martial arts gym, and Liu Changan was not there. He and Gao Cunyi went to invite Liu Changan that time, and Liu Changan didn't agree to come to the martial arts gym. How could he have thought that Liu Changan was actually present now?

"If you don't want to be invited, then don't be invited. Am I still curious? I'm just passing by, excuse me for disturbing you." Wang Yibo cupped his hands at everyone who was looking over, turned around and walked out.

Fu Guanzhu and everyone looked at Liu Changan. Everyone could see that Wang Yibo rushed in aggressively and wanted to make trouble, but as soon as he came in, his eyes were fixed on Liu Changan, and then turned around and left without saying a word. Wasn't he afraid of Liu Changan?

Fu Guanzhu secretly called it a fluke, but fortunately Liu Changan was a generous person. If he had been petty-minded, Fu Guanzhu would have walked away after testing him at first. Now that Wang Yibo is here to cause trouble, I really don't know who can come forward.

At least he, Fu Guanzhu, really couldn't beat Wang Yibo.

Wang Yibo was just a sideshow. After Gao Cunyi found out, he came over and thanked Liu Changan again, but he didn't expect Gao Yuanshan to come too... It was normal. Although Gao Yuanshan was not a member of the martial arts circle, he was Gao Cunyi. My uncle, my nephew has opened a martial arts gym, so it’s normal for him to come and visit.

Liu Changan and Gao Yuanshan chatted happily. After a while, the banquet officially started. Liu Changan brought Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong over to sit together. He actually saw Li Hongfang, who had not been heard from for a long time, appear here.

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Today is the intercontinental match, LPLVSLCK, so I updated it in advance to avoid being in a bad mood.

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