I'm really immortal

Chapter 531 Crisis! The Queen Mother has been framed!

Liu Yuewang and An Nuan changed clothes. During the process of changing clothes, An Nuan confirmed again that Professor Liu's lateral altitude advantage was not great now, which made An Nuan feel relieved.

After all, Professor Liu was An Nuan's target before, but now his target is only on par with his own. This is really an inspiring thing.

Unfortunately, it was only temporary. An Nuan still had to work hard. She originally planned to study hard with Liu Changan today and try to improve herself.

It seems that Professor Liu has no way to change back to his original appearance tomorrow, so An Nuan decides to stay with her every day... This is out of concern for her mother, and has no other meaning.

When it came to eating, An Nuan and Liu Yuewang would be a bit too conspicuous if they appeared in public at the same time, so they took the room service menu and ordered a few dishes.

Reservations are also required for the hotel’s restaurants, but there is no need to wait for the in-room dining service. If you are not pursuing a “sense of ceremony” and simply want to taste the craftsmanship of the restaurant chef, dining in the guest room is not a bad idea.

What's more, the view from the guest room is no worse than that from the restaurant, making it more private and quiet.

After dinner, Liu Changan did not stay in their room all the time. He chatted for a while and talked about the next training plan. He saw the expectations on the faces of Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling, and they were full of excitement for the next recovery training. Positive and hardworking, Liu Changan left very pleased.

He did not go back directly, but went to the supermarket downstairs.

I just dined at the hotel. The food was very exquisite, with delicate taste and beautiful presentation, but it was not strong enough.

It doesn't feel as hearty as it tastes.

Liu Changan came to the supermarket and saw a 50% discount on some fresh meat that was going to be sold that day. Liu Changan saw two pairs of pig intestines and flipped them over with tongs. They were still clean and retained a hint of the unique odor of pig intestines.

If the pig intestines are cleaned and have no smell at all, just like pure fat and sebum, then chewing them will not be that interesting. The pig intestines have such a unique smell, which is made with ginger, garlic, chili and sauerkraut. You can't mask the taste, but these condiments will make it even more delicious.

Liu Changan went back with two pairs of pig intestines. There is a dish called gourd head in Xi'an, which is also very famous. Jia Pingwa also likes to eat it. No matter what the origin of the guests, he likes to treat others to eat gourd head, but when he introduced it, he said , gourd head is pig hemorrhoids.

This made many people in Xi'an very dissatisfied, thinking that he ruined a Xi'an delicacy. After all, when others heard that it was pig hemorrhoids, many people were unwilling to eat it, which affected the spread of local food culture.

Food culture is a very important cultural business card for any city, especially now. A delicacy, a world-famous delicacy, can bring much tourism economy and enhance the cultural image and charm of the entire city.

For example... I won’t give any examples. Chinese people don’t need others to give such examples.

In fact, the gourd head cannot be said to be pig hemorrhoids. It should be said to be the place where hemorrhoids grow, the rectum.

If you really have hemorrhoids in your rectum, they will have to be removed. You don’t need to do this when cooking.

The pig intestines in this section of the rectum are plump, fatty, and chewy, and are very suitable for various cooking methods. In the past, pig small intestines were used for braised cooking, but now many people ignore these differences and use both large intestines and small intestines.

Liu Changan returned to the community. On this cold winter day, old men and women would no longer set up a table under the grape vines to play cards.

The business of the mahjong parlor has been booming a lot, but in Aunt Xie’s grocery store, a table was set up with a small sun placed under the table. Several people gathered around to play cards. Aunt Xie pumped water and provided services such as pouring boiling water. Shangguan Dandan fell in love with this place and brought her thermos bottle to boil the water to soak her effervescent tablets every day.

This way she doesn't always have to boil water herself.

She was a little worried that the briquettes would be used up too quickly. She had to save these briquettes for the winter and then ask Liu Changan to buy a car of briquettes.

Sometimes she would go upstairs to Zhou Dongdong's house to pour boiling water, if Liu Changan didn't boil the water.

The Queen Mother tried her best to live frugally and appear shrewd. She is a person who lives her life. I hope Liu Changan can understand this.

Liu Changan passed by the canteen. Shangguan Dandan saw that Liu Changan seemed to be holding something in his hand. Just in time to finish counting the money, she ran out with a thermos bottle and followed Liu Changan.

"Stop fighting so early?" Liu Changan looked back at Shangguan Dandan, who seemed to be following every step because he couldn't take too big a step.

"You seem to have bought groceries. If you need to cook, I can help you." Shangguan Dandan looked very positive.

Seeing that Liu Changan was walking too fast, Shangguan Dandan held the thermos bottle with both hands, but couldn't hold his fingers, so he ran and jumped to keep up.

"OK."

Liu Changan originally wanted to say, "Will you help me with the work?" He also wanted to express other emotions or tease him, but in the end, he saved thousands of words and turned them into two words condensed in silence: "Okay. ".

Everything is in these two words.

Liu Changan returned home and took a look at the TV wall. Sure enough, it was empty. Shangguan Dandan finished watching the TV and moved the TV back. Liu Changan thought about the big TV that she could lie on and use it as a bed. , thinking about her intention to protect her beloved TV, she didn't bother to say anything.

Liu Changan looked at the time and saw that Zhou Dongdong had not come back yet. She should have gone to play with Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang would send her to Zhou Shuling. Later, Zhou Shuling would come back with Zhou Dongdong, and by then his food would be gone. it is done.

Liu Changan came to the kitchen and opened the plastic bag. Two pairs of large intestines were packed with food wrapping paper and wrapped in plastic bags. Originally there was no smell at all. After they were opened and poured into the basin, the unique smell of pig intestines filled the kitchen.

Shangguan Dandan hurriedly ran out of the kitchen, stood watching from a distance, and shouted in panic: "Do you want to eat dada?"

The word "Papa" is generally only used by children, and Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong learned it.

Liu Changan didn't answer her. Of course he wouldn't eat. Do you still need to ask? Questions that don’t need to be asked don’t need to be answered.

Shangguan Dandan stood in the living room watching Liu Changan clean the pig intestines, and then slowly came closer. She was a little unhappy. She originally wanted to help him with his work. For example, she could help him turn on the faucet and then look at the water meter. Tell him how much water was used and so on.

But Liu Changan released such a strong smell that prevented Shangguan Dandan from helping with housework.

After Liu Changan had cleaned the pig intestines and removed excess grease, the smell in the kitchen had dissipated. Shangguan Dandan also approached the door. She had already placed the thermos on the table, her hands empty. Yes, you can come to work.

Shangguan Dandan walked in, looked at the pig intestines on the chopping board, and picked up the kitchen knife. She couldn't cut that greasy thing that looked disgusting, but she could help him cut the peppers. Just lifting the kitchen knife, she felt like this The kitchen knife was much heavier than Zhou Dongdong's toy kitchen knife, and much heavier than ordinary kitchen knives, so Shangguan Dandan gave up.

"Stand here and don't move." Liu Changan pointed to the door. Shangguan Dandan was simply an incompetent version of Zhou Dongdong. Zhou Dongdong really knew how to work. Even if he didn't do well, he could really try his best. , that is, occasionally knocking over a pot or bowl, pouring dishwashing liquid on the floor, etc. Shangguan Dandan has no ability to ruin the job.

Shangguan Dandan reads a lot of online novels, but Zhu Ziqing doesn't, and suffers the disadvantage of being uneducated.

"What are you going to cook?" Shangguan Dandan was still a little curious. Zhou Dongdong said that many delicious things don't look delicious, but they taste delicious when they are made into dishes, so everything is delicious. Have to eat.

"Cao Tou Circle."

"Eating grass?"

"Caotou circle is a famous Chinese dish, and grass head is alfalfa. Generally speaking, circle refers to pig intestines. In fact, it is just to not affect people's appetite. In fact, circle is pig anus. Because pig intestines are not thick enough. It shrinks a lot and looks sloppy after braised. Only the pig anus, which is the rectum, is suitable for this dish. When it’s done, it will be crispy in the mouth, with a fragrant grass head and a very harmonious taste.”

"Pig...pig...pig's anus is where pigs poop, right?" Shangguan Dandan took two steps back and looked at Liu Changan warily.

"yes."

Shangguan Dandan ran to the door, then ran back and took away his hot water bottle.

In the evening, when Liu Changan cooked three dishes and had supper with Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong, Shangguan Dandan didn't even come. She definitely didn't want to eat pig-pudding cakes!

After Liu Changan and the other three finished their supper, Shangguan Dandan came upstairs because Zhou Shuling bought a new TV.

The TV was placed in Liu Changan's living room. Zhou Shuling also noticed that Shangguan Dandan occupied Liu Changan's TV.

Zhou Shuling didn't try to persuade Shangguan Dandan that since it was inconvenient to watch TV downstairs, she might as well put it upstairs.

It turned out that when Liu Changan gave her the TV, Zhou Shuling also said that when she had it in hand, she would buy a new TV for Liu Changan.

Zhou Shuling would always see Shangguan Dantan moving the TV every day, so Zhou Shuling recalled this matter and decided to do it today and buy a TV.

This style is a little newer than the one Qin Yanan bought last time. It has some more functions. Even the remote control is different. It looks like a mobile phone. The remote control functions are displayed on the touch screen and is equipped with a wireless charging remote control base. No need to worry about the inconvenience of running out of power.

Liu Changan was reading on the sofa while holding Zhou Dongdong in his arms. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Shangguan Dandan touching his new TV. Seeing Liexin looked happy, he didn't say anything. She already had a TV. , is it possible that she has the nerve to move his TV set too?

"Is this TV a little better than the one I have?" Shangguan Dandan finished touching the TV, washed his hands, walked to Liu Changan, and asked with some uncertainty.

"No." Liu Changan firmly denied.

"It's better! I found out!" Shangguan Dandan said angrily. Did he think she wanted his new TV? Even if she wanted it, she didn't show it. She didn't show any interest in his new TV at all.

"Don't sleep." Liu Changan first pushed Zhou Dongdong, who was about to close his eyes and sleep after hearing him read half a page, and then said to Shangguan Dandan, "It will get better if it gets better, but you already have a It’s a TV.”

"I have two!" Shangguan Dandan is a nostalgic person. She used to use that bulging little TV. She is not the kind of person who likes the new and hates the old.

Seeing that Liu Changan had no intention of exchanging TV sets with her, Shangguan Dandan was not unhappy. He just sat on the other end of the sofa holding his own thermos bottle and kept looking at him.

"It's impossible to achieve your goal with your eyes." Liu Changan continued to read. The child he was holding fell asleep as soon as he listened to the text. I don't know how she spent her days at school.

When Zhou Shuling came down, she found Zhou Dongdong sitting dazed and swaying next to Liu Changan. She couldn't help but sigh. She used to think that Liu Changan didn't study hard and read messy books every day. How many points did he score in the college entrance examination? It would be nice if Zhou Dongdong looked a little like Liu Changan.

It's a pity that this child completely follows his mother... No, Zhou Shuling thought for a while, her grades in elementary school may indeed be good, if she remembers correctly.

Zhou Shuling came down with two sweaters.

One was given to Liu Changan and one to Shangguan Dandan.

When Zhou Dongdong heard that Brother Chang An had stopped studying, he looked at the sweater and became more energetic. He got under the sweater in Brother Chang An's hand and put the big sweater on himself. He suddenly felt like an adult. .

"Dongdong mother, you are so good. You are on par with Miss Qin, far better than the others." Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos bottle and hugged the sweater. It was warm. She had seen Zhou Shuling. I knitted sweaters, but I didn’t think I had one.

Liu Changan did not want to refute or comment on Shangguan Dandan's words.

"Try it." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

Liu Changan took off his coat and shirt, and took off the sweater from Zhou Dongdong's head.

Zhou Shuling turned her head with a slight expression of enthusiasm, but felt that she just regarded Liu Changan as a relative like a younger brother, so she turned her head again and watched him put on a sweater.

"The workmanship is good, but it feels a bit tight." Liu Changan looked up and down.

Zhou Shuling came over and wiped it for him, pulled the hem, and couldn't help but feel a little surprised, "Why... I compared it with your clothes. The size should be right. It seems that I saved my needle and thread."

"Didn't you knit it yourself?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhou Shuling shook her head and said, "Let me knit you another one. My hands and feet are faster now."

"Then I'll give you this one." Liu Changan took off his clothes.

"Then it will be too big for me." Zhou Shuling said with some regret.

"It won't be big tomorrow."

"why?"

"You'll know tomorrow." Liu Changan waved his hand casually, "Go up and bring me the knitting needle."

Zhou Dongdong actively went upstairs and took down the knitting needle.

Zhou Shuling was a little confused, what was he going to do? Could he still change his sweater? How is that possible? As a grown man, Liu Changan is not the kind of person who is interested in the things that women like to do.

She had seen Liu Changan designing clothes and cutting fabrics, but that was somewhat different from knitting sweaters. After all, many tailors were men, but there were far fewer men knitting sweaters.

The most important thing is that he said that he would know tomorrow, so it would not be possible to change the sweater. One night would not be enough.

The next morning, Zhou Shuling asked Zhou Dongdong to stay at home. She came down with milk. She didn't know what she was expecting, but when she saw the red sweater on the sofa, she looked around. But he couldn't help but tiptoed over and picked it up.

As expected, the sweater has been made smaller, with the waist, shoulders and other areas gathered in. The arms have been removed, and the removed wool is probably used to weave exquisite and complicated flowers into the clothes.

One night passed, Liu Changan was wearing a sweater that was too small, and Zhou Shuling was wearing a wool skirt that just fit.

After a few gestures, it felt just right. Zhou Shuling was so happy.

"Take it back and knit something suitable for me." Liu Changan walked out of the kitchen, looked at Zhou Shuling and smiled, "Don't feel that your skills are not good, don't compare with me, compare with me Everyone has to feel inferior."

"I don't want to compete with you." Zhou Shuling took the sweater and was so happy that she went upstairs to show off to Zhou Dongdong.

Liu Changan started making breakfast this morning. He made rice noodles and then called Shangguan Dandan to come up for breakfast.

"There are meat buns to eat today." Shangguan Dandan looked forward to it casually, but he didn't object to the rice noodles prepared by Liu Changan. The thinly sliced ​​and chewy meat inside was quite delicious.

"This fat rice roll is not bad either..." Zhou Shuling, who was wearing a red sweater skirt, wanted to invent a new dish again.

"It's delicious! I want to give Lu Si'en some." Zhou Dongdong went to feed the dog after eating.

"Fat intestines?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan warily.

"It's the pig intestines from yesterday." Liu Chang'an explained kindly, "I was worried that you thought it wouldn't look good, so I cut it into tiny pieces so that you couldn't see it."

Shangguan Dandan took a few steps back in fear and pressed her hand against the TV in front of the wall before stopping. She took a look at the new TV and ran downstairs.

Just when Zhou Shuling was blaming Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan moved the TV downstairs up, and then went to pull the various cables on the new TV.

"What are you doing!" Liu Changan was surprised, why is this man like this? She must be taking advantage of the topic!

Shangguan Dandan went downstairs with the new TV in his arms. Who asked him to frame her? He was a heartless and stinky emperor before, tricking her into eating things she shouldn't eat, and now he's like this again!

If he didn't move his new TV, Shangguan Dandan felt that he would be autistic. Because he didn't want to be autistic, he had to do this so that he wouldn't have to feel ashamed for framing the Queen Mother.

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