I'm really immortal

Bai Hui didn't take the subway back. She couldn't take a taxi on the way. Seeing that she was dirty and had to go into the city to cross the river, she stopped a few taxis. The driver asked but was unwilling to take passengers, so Bai Hui had to take a taxi. I bought a special car, and then said to give red envelopes to the driver, because it might stain his floor mats and seats.

The master smiled and said it didn't matter, it was just like that a lot of times, if we pay attention to each other, everyone's attitude would be very good.

Back in the dormitory, the other three girls Yan Xiang, Li Hongman and Zhao Yu were all there. They were all shocked when they saw Bai Hui covered in yellow mud.

"What's going on with you?"

"Did you jump into the river?"

"Want to play mud fights?"

Bai Hui quickly explained, "It just fell into a mud pit."

Zhao Yu breathed a sigh of relief and regretted, "This dress of yours... I remember it cost more than eight thousand?"

Bai Hui nodded.

"Oh my god, my heart is bleeding." Yan Xiang said with his tongue. After Bai Hui's regular popularization, everyone also knew that many of Lolita's skirts are not expensive. Only Japanese brands are more expensive, which cost a thousand dollars. More, three to five thousand, more than ten thousand. Bai Hui is a little rich woman. There are some cheap ones and many expensive ones.

"Can it be cleaned?" Li Hongman asked worriedly.

"You can only send it to a more professional laundry and use various detergents to remove the stains by hand bit by bit... There is a high probability that it will still be ruined. These skirts are very difficult to wash." Bai Hui sighed reluctantly, because I'm not feeling very sad now, although a little skirt may be dying.

"My condolences and acceptance."

Bai Hui pouted, "It's just a bit embarrassing to fall into the mud in front of others."

After all, she was a girl. Listening to Bai Hui's tone, several people were sensitive to some problems, and then watched Bai Hui walk briskly into the bathroom to take off her skirt.

"What are you doing standing at the door?" Bai Hui took off her skirt, panniers, pumpkin pants and stockings, only wearing underwear. She turned around and saw three people standing at the door, and was surprised.

"It's nothing, I just think you have a really good figure."

White fennel is really as white as a small white pig. It is fleshy where it should be and thin where it should be. The proportions of its legs are also very well-proportioned. By the standards of ordinary people, it is completely tall and slender.

Bai Hui smiled slightly, took a shower in a hurry, and went to change clothes. She didn't dare to waste time. The man didn't have any awareness of meeting girls. Girls can be late. If she was going to be late, he would show off his face when meeting her. There is even a possibility of leaving directly.

"A date?" Zhao Yu tentatively smiled.

"No, just meeting a friend." Bai Hui replied while carefully checking her makeup.

"What kind of friend?"

"Ordinary friends." Bai Hui nodded affirmatively, then frowned and looked at her eyelashes. CL's Scepter Mascara was really not as versatile as its Carrot Dice lipstick, so she quickly changed it and applied it again. .

The eyelashes were curled up and straight, the eyes were big and fluttering, as if Bilibili was being discharged. Bai Hui was slightly satisfied.

"Liu Changan!" Yan Xiang suddenly shouted.

Bai Hui was startled and turned around quickly to look at the door of the dormitory. Then she realized what she was doing and hit the person angrily: "What are you doing!"

Seeing Bai Hui's reaction, it was probably Liu Changan, and several people burst into laughter. Liu Changan was a troubled guy at the beginning of the school year, but it has stopped recently. There is no gossip about him hitting people and causing trouble, but he has always been discussing school in the girls' dormitory. One of the handsome guy's regular customers, anyone can notice that when Liu Changan is mentioned, Bai Hui's expression is like a little rabbit eavesdropping.

Watching Bai Hui leave, the smiles on several people's faces disappeared... Of course, the sisters in the dormitory should support their love, but Bai Hui's competitors are too strong. Maybe this corner will be dug to the end. The ground fell down with a bang and buried her.

If he couldn't bury it, he would probably be smashed all over.

Not optimistic.

Bai Hui didn't realize the disapproval of the sisters in the dormitory. She just wanted some cute dolls. It happened that her old classmate Liu Changan was very good at catching dolls, so she and he went to catch some dolls and bring them back.

"It's pretty fast." Liu Changan was a little surprised. These fairies usually have too many things to do. They might have chosen a skirt first, then stockings, and then shoes. Finally, they found that this outfit didn't match, so they chose again! There was also a mess of makeup, hair, bags, and personal belongings to choose from, and I was busy for two or three hours without taking a break.

It is very likely that people are waiting downstairs, and they may suddenly receive a message from her: What should I wear today?

"How dare I make you wait." Bai Hui muttered in a low voice.

"That's true." Liu Changan agreed. Otherwise, would she still want the doll?

"Liu Changan, in your eyes, do girls have no privileges?" Bai Hui couldn't help but ask.

"I have girlfriends, but not girls." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Then what privileges does An Nuan have?" Bai Hui wanted to know this. If he likes someone, he probably means that the other person is different in his eyes.

The ordinary becomes special.

The advantages become dazzling.

Flaws become bearable and even endearing.

"Being my girlfriend is a privilege. And you can also eat my saliva."

Bai Hui pressed her chest to calm herself down. She was wearing tighter underwear, and that one was her favorite. She didn't want to tighten her underwear and make it less comfortable to wear in the future.

The key is that this person's tone and expression are very calm, and there is no exaggeration. It seems that he is just describing things that are taken for granted.

I have never seen someone so arrogant and arrogant, and you still eat his saliva!

He probably thinks he is a treasure!

Maybe An Nuan thinks he is a treasure, and he must have been pampered by An Nuan... One day when An Nuan gets tired of it, it's best to throw him away like garbage and see if he still thinks of himself as a treasure!

"Actually...Actually, before, when we were playing together at Gao Dewei's house, I thought about spitting in your cup." Speaking of spitting, Bai Hui remembered his previous desire to play a prank on Liu Changan. Said a little embarrassed.

"People's hearts are unpredictable." Liu Changan turned around and glanced at Bai Hui. This little girl is so bold... and everything is so bold.

"Hehe, it's not something you can sit back and relax knowing that you have offended a girl." Bai Hui was a little proud, because Liu Changan knew about it and actually had no intention of settling a score with her or doing anything to her.

"Your saliva must be very smelly. You are afraid that I will smell it. Anyway, you can't let me fall into the trap. It must be like this." Liu Changan analyzed calmly and came to the conclusion.

Bai Fen's nose wrinkled up in anger. This guy, just because she said she couldn't offend girls, he had to try and see what would happen if she offended her?

"Come here!"

This area of ​​​​the roadside was deserted, and there was a small forest next to it. Bai Hui took Liu Changan's arm and walked into the small forest.

"What kind of behavior is it to pull and pull in broad daylight?"

Liu Changan wanted to lift her up and hang her on a tree, but he decided not to do it and was pulled into the woods by her. Anyway, if she wanted to be violent to him, he would definitely resist.

Arriving in the woods, Bai Hui stopped.

There were faint light and shadows in the woods. Some light spots fell on her cheeks, some fell on her heaving chest, and some were just like her heartbeat, which originally swayed with the swaying of the leaves.

Bai Hui stood on tiptoes. Liu Changan was so tall. Objectively speaking, Liu Changan had the best height when he was in his third year of high school. Objectively speaking, his height and hers were the most suitable gap between lovers. She stood on tiptoes. He lowered his head slightly so that the two of them could kiss each other.

This is just objectively speaking... Objectively speaking, he and An Nuan were inappropriate at that time. They were both about the same height. Why would a boy want a girlfriend that tall?

Liu Changan was really tall now. Bai Hui tried her best to stand on her tiptoes. Fortunately, she often practiced dancing, so even when she stood on her tiptoes, she was still higher than ordinary girls.

She stood on tiptoes and looked at his eyes very close. Her dark eyes were full of doubts, and she looked a little cute like a husky. Her white lips were slightly open, and her moist tongue was touching her teeth. Hiding behind, he blew into Liu Changan's nose.

It smells so good.

Liu Changan's nose moved.

Bai Hui pressed his shoulder and blew into his nose seriously. While he didn't seem to react, she had to prove that she didn't have bad breath!

How could a girl endure such humiliation? Bai Hui tolerates you saying she has an average appearance, Bai Hui tolerates calling her an average figure, and tolerates calling her a short man, but he absolutely cannot tolerate him saying her saliva is bad or that she has bad breath!

Liu Changan's nose moved again.

"Ah...sneeze..."

Liu Changan finally sneezed, facing Bai Hui who was standing on tiptoes and blowing air into his nose.

Bai Hui only felt a gentle breeze blowing on her face, as if there was a sprinkler spraying water vapor all over the vast grassland, accompanied by the smell of the grass being washed, a feeling of freshness and tranquility.

But... in fact, she was just sneezed on her face.

Bai Hui was stunned.

"I'm sorry...my body parts are actually extremely sensitive. I can usually control it subconsciously, but sometimes I can't control it. When I smell the aroma, I feel that my nasal cavity reacts with my mouth, and I don't control it for a while. ." Liu Changan explained apologetically that in fact it was not his fault. Who asked her to blow air into his nose?

Only a stupid kid like Zhou Dongdong would blow into Shangguan Dandan's nose, not to mention that Zhou Dongdong was trying to save someone, and he, Liu Changan, didn't show symptoms such as coma.

"You did it on purpose!" Bai Hui didn't know what to do for a moment. She had never had someone sneeze on her face, and she could feel his saliva falling on her skin.

"No." Is Liu Changan so bored?

"I hate you!" Bai Hui glared at Liu Changan while taking a wet wipe from her bag...the wipe came out. There was alcohol on the wipe, and it would scratch her makeup.

"Yeah." Liu Changan didn't really care about others hating him.

Bai Hui took a tissue and pressed it on his face. What was a little strange was that he originally thought he would be disgusted. In fact, this was also a very disgusting scene, but why didn't he feel that disgusting feeling in his heart? It must be that he hates Liu Changan himself far more than his stinky saliva, which temporarily suppresses the nausea.

He also said that being his girlfriend gave her the privilege of eating his saliva... As a result, she sprayed his stinky saliva everywhere, and Bai Hui turned her head and her cheeks turned slightly red.

"You smelled it just now, does it smell bad?" Bai Hui walked out of the woods with a sulky look.

"It stinks so much that it makes me sneeze."

"You just said you smelled the aroma!"

"You heard wrong."

"No!"

"real."

"Why are you so annoying?"

"Do you still want your doll?" Liu Changan threatened with his trump card.

Bai Hui had no choice but to remain silent and followed him with a depressed pout. Seeing him looking around for the claw machine, Bai Hui's face finally lost its tension and burst into a smile.

Spring is in full bloom.

"Liu Changan... I think you are really funny sometimes." Bai Hui said from behind.

"Thank you for the compliment."

"Huh?" This didn't seem like his answer.

Liu Changan looked back at Bai Hui, who had little knowledge and experience, and explained: "Every junior high school student knows that the word dou in the word dou is actually the abbreviation of head, and head refers to the small kingdom... Historical records show that Confucius traveled around Countries, in fact, Confucius has been wandering around in Shandong all his life, and the countries he traveled are the small kingdoms as big as beans. Tiao, the original meaning is to stop and go around various countries, used to describe saints, you say I am funny , which probably means I am like a saint.”

Bai Hui burst out laughing. In fact, she hated narcissistic people, but every time Liu Changan said something arrogant and ignorant, Bai Hui always found it very interesting and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

A girl never really hates those who make her laugh.

"Do you still want to be the aloof school bully?" Bai Hui quickened his pace and walked side by side with him. Even if this guy walked slowly and leisurely, his steps were always strangely long. Know why.

"I'm not a celebrity, so why do I create a personality? The word "personality" sounds very false or even hypocritical. For example, stars who sell their personality, such as Yue Buqun... Yue Buqun is a typical person who sells their personality, but we all know Behind the persona of his gentleman sword is a hypocrite." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Selling character isn't as bad as you said, right?" Bai Hui said uncertainly.

"Character, if it is used in literary works, is actually a relatively shallow concept. Neither readers nor authors should stick to the so-called character. Only focus on character, but not on the accompanying characters. The process of changing people's hearts as the plot and various circumstances change is too rude and vulgar." Liu Chang'an frowned, "Character is a relatively fixed concept, but people's hearts change. A vivid character image must have vivid emotions. The human heart, rather than relying on the so-called personality described in a relatively simple way at the beginning."

"You're going too far. I just mean that you don't look like the cold school bully anymore." Bai Hui knew that Liu Changan was rambling again.

"When I fight next time, you will think that my character has not changed again."

"Why are you fighting!"

"Maybe someone wants to die."

"There's a claw machine there!" Bai Hui discovered.

Liu Changan and Bai Hui walked over, and a familiar waitress came out.

"Brother, there is a newly opened store in front of you. Now the opening reward is 100 coins for 51 yuan!" The young lady quickly and sincerely expressed her willingness to promote business to competitors.

"How did you know we were going to catch the doll?" Bai Hui asked strangely.

The young lady laughed and said nothing.

Liu Changan nodded, took a handful of Baifen, and walked towards the newly opened store.

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please give me moon piao, xiexie translation: to pass the time

CL’s Scepter Mascara is really not as versatile as its Carrot Diced Lipstick (this sentence can be interpreted as, for example, Laoganma’s hot sauce is good, but its sweatshirts are not so good.) There must be readers out there who understand how lipstick can be used to apply eyelashes, so let me explain.