I'm really immortal

"Can I wiggle my feet?"

"Why are you shaking?"

"I look very girly and cute."

"Then why are you asking me?"

"Because according to the principles of mechanics, the potential energy generated by me swinging around and doing work will eventually be transferred to you, increasing your burden. I need to know whether you can do it... Hehe..."

"Is that okay? You must have done it knowingly. Go...find a place..."

"No! I hate it! I am a pure girl, I don't understand the inner meaning. I want to shake! I want to shake non-stop now!"

"Be quiet."

Liu Changan carried An Nuan on his back through the campus with fallen sycamore leaves flying, stepping on the black asphalt pavement, and saw that the willow tree he had treated had regained its vitality. He did not remind An Nuan for the time being that he should Hanging from a willow branch.

Life on campus is leisurely and casual, with some things to do but not much to do. It is tainted with the flavor of the secular market, but it is just enough to not make people too bored. Liu Changan is quite satisfied with this kind of life.

After an autumn rain, the autumn rain swelled the autumn pond.

The pit that Zhou Dongdong dug under the sycamore tree was also full. Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan refused to feed her the crabs they bought here. In the end, Shangguan Dandan accompanied Zhou Dongdong to the vegetable market and bought a few loaches to put in. Into the pit.

Shangguan Dandan's scope of activities finally expanded to the vegetable market, because she felt that as a mother, if she had to take care of her son's daily life, but she didn't even know where the vegetable market was, it would be a loss of status.

Motherhood.

As the Queen Mother, of course she doesn't need to know where the vegetable market is.

Although she had no experience in cooking, she knew where the vegetable market was and she did her best.

"Why do we only feed... one, two, three, four, five, six loaches!" Zhou Dongdong remembered that Chang'an brother used to buy a bucket of loaches.

"Because I have no money." Shangguan Dandan said, clutching a few dollars in change.

"I don't have any money either." Zhou Dongdong dug into his pocket. Money should be turned into delicious food to make sense. Otherwise, what's the use of it?

"Liu Changan is so rich. He gives me fifty yuan a day, which is fifteen hundred yuan a month, eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty yuan a year, and eighteen and a half million in a thousand years!" Shangguan! Dan Dan calculated it and looked forward to it: "I can play cards for 50 cents and one cent, but no one else in the community dares."

"Sister Egg, your math is so good!" Zhou Dongdong said with some admiration.

"It's okay." Shangguan Dandan nodded slightly reservedly, "Can you play cards?"

"I don't know how to play the game that adults play, but I can play poker. I'll teach you!" Zhou Dongdong ran upstairs.

Shangguan Dandan held up his skirt and slowly followed Zhou Dongdong.

"In playing cards, it is 12345678910. Growing up, this A is 1. Among these cards with flowers, men's cards are bigger than women's, the grandfather's card is bigger than the brother's card, and there are big king and little king, that is In this way, we each get some cards and play other people's cards at will." Poker is so simple, Zhou Dongdong is very proficient in it.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong played cards all morning. At noon, Liu Changan came back from the tailor shop to cook for the two of them. Zhou Shuling was usually busy on weekends. Her big meat buns were white, tender, sweet and delicious, with minced meat. Soft and rotten with red sauce, full of color and flavor, the juice splashes after one bite, and the crunchy texture of the crayfish makes people unable to stop mouthing. Currently, it has surpassed the sales of Zhou Dongdong brand chicken drumsticks, and is second only to rice noodles.

This is also because the unit price of a bowl of rice noodles is much higher than that of big meat buns. In terms of sales, big meat buns rank first.

Zhou Dongdong brand chicken drumsticks have more die-hard customers and are more suitable for snacks. Nowadays, people no longer like to eat the snacks sold in supermarket counters that are mixed with too many industrial flavors and raw materials.

"What cards are you playing?" Liu Changan stood next to the big one and the small one who were concentrating on playing cards and watched for three minutes without understanding.

Shangguan Dandan made an A, and Zhou Dongdong made a 3.

Zhou Dongdong made a Q, and Shangguan Dandan made a J.

What is this?

"We are playing cards!" Just after finishing the game, Zhou Dongdong raised his head and saw the big goose in brother Chang'an's hand.

Zhou Dongdong walked up to the big goose, waved his hand and said hello to the big goose: "Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky, Baimao Lake deer water, horizontal palms to stir the clear waves!"

"What are you reading?"

"Goose, goose, goose, sing to the sky!"

"The following two sentences."

"The deer water in Baimao Lake is clearing the waves with the palm of your hand!" Zhou Dongdong recited the poem loudly: "The deer water in Baimao Lake is clearing the waves with the palm of your hand!"

"A good poem. It is more artistic than White Hair Floating on Green Water, Anthurium Stirring Clear Waves. It immediately reminded me of the legend of a sacred deer haunting the lake. The green water was covered with mist, and swans and deer were by the lake. The scene that appears in the dense forest is full of fairyland and seclusion, and the word "hengzhang" reflects the realm of the martial arts master who lives in seclusion here. The reputation of the rivers and lakes in the past was such that the mountains and rivers were broken by the geography. . Good poem, good poem, worthy of Zhou Dongdong." After finally being able to memorize it all, Liu Changan praised her a few words, didn't bother to correct her pronunciation, and carried the goose to the kitchen.

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help laughing, and opened his own thermos pot to pour some water. Shangguan Dandan liked this thermos pot so much that he poured hot water in the morning and it was still warm the next morning.

Zhou Dongdong stopped playing cards and trotted into the kitchen behind Liu Changan, wanting to see if there was anything he could do like lighting a fire.

Liu Changan pointed downstairs casually, and Zhou Dongdong understood and went downstairs to clean up the big stove and prepare to light the fire.

Liu Changan is not making Yunlin goose today, but making firewood goose.

The taste of firewood goose is not uniform, and there are many ways to make it. The focus is on the feeling of gathering around the firewood stove when the autumn wind blows, adding vegetables and stewing it while the fire is burning.

It is not suitable for people with small appetites. This method of eating non-stop until the goose meat soup tastes weak is more suitable for Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Dongdong and other heroes.

The heroes in the story all have ten pounds of beef, ten pounds of soju, ten pounds of steamed buns and the like.

Liu Changan killed the goose, chopped the goose meat into small pieces, and used cooking wine and ginger slices in the upstairs kitchen to deal with the fishy smell and remove the foam, leaving behind the clean and plump goose meat.

Downstairs, Zhou Dongdong took out the snakeskin bags and unburned table legs from the big stove, tore up his homework book, lit it with a lighter, and started the big stove.

This is not an easy thing, and the ability of a six-year-old child is outstanding, which shows that it is easier for everyone to explore their potential in what they like to do.

Shangguan Dandan was worried that Zhou Dongdong's fire was extinguished, so he took a small fan and sat two meters away from the big stove, fanning the fire again and again.

After Liu Changan came down, he washed the big iron pot and put it on the stove. With Zhou Dongdong's efforts, the fire was already burning brightly.

"It's not hot anymore today, why are you fanning yourself?" Liu Changan asked Shangguan Dandan.

"I'm fanning the stove." Shangguan Dandan waved the small fan a few more times.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

Liu Changan first heated the pot, smeared it all over with oil, then added garlic cloves and ginger slices, stir-fried, sprinkled red pepper, then poured the goose meat into the pot, added light soy sauce and dark soy sauce, stir-fried, and then poured in a full 1000ML* 2 bottles of beer.

Beer is the key. Whole wheat taste is the most suitable, and the concentration of wort should be high, so that the goose meat tastes the most delicious.

Eat goose first, and then slowly add other meats and vegetables. For example, a large piece of pork belly is first fried on the side of a hot pot, and then scalded in the pot for a while so that it is not so greasy, and the texture of the pork belly is maintained.

After burning for half an hour, the aroma of meat and beer immersed in the soup overflowed.

Before starting to eat, Liu Changan picked the goose leg meat, poured the soup on it, and put a bowl in it for Zhou Shuling to keep.

"It's so hard." Shangguan Dandan stopped fanning, glanced at Liu Changan, and said that he had already started doing housework. He basically had the same family status as Zhou Shuling, but his ability was limited for the time being, so he did his best.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

The three people sat down around the big stove, each holding bowls and chopsticks and began to eat. Liu Changan wrapped a layer of wet cloth around the pot in front of Zhou Dongdong to prevent her from burning her hands. Shangguan Dandan would do the same after seeing it, but He was rejected by Liu Changan.

While eating was in full swing, Zhu Juntang ran over.

Her confinement order had been lifted. The little fairy who had regained her freedom was looking around with a telescope idly in the room. She saw Liu Changan and a beautiful girl Zhu Juntang didn't know. The two of them were eating around the pot. Zhu Juntang I just wanted to run over and have a look, so I quickly descended to earth.

Seeing Zhujuntang, Liu Changan tapped the edge of the pot with chopsticks and asked her if she wanted to add a pair of chopsticks.

Zhu Juntang shook his head and sat next to the large muddy stove. There were traces of black charcoal fire on the edge of the pot. How could a fairy squat in such a place to eat?

Liu Changan ignored her and Zhu Juntang looked at Shangguan Dandan for a while. Shangguan Dandan also raised his eyebrows and glanced at Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang stood next to Liu Changan, leaned over, twisted his waist, rubbed his body against Liu Changan, squeezed him and motioned for him to introduce himself to Shangguan Dandan.

"Her name is Zhu Juntang, she is a fairy." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan.

"I'm Liu Changan's mother." Shangguan Dandan said angrily. Liu Changan didn't let her wrap a wet cloth around the pot. Did he think it didn't matter if she got burned? Although it is true that this cannot burn her, shouldn't such protective measures be considered as a caring mother?

Liu Changan didn't care anymore and continued eating. He brought a piece of foie gras up and gave half of it to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a while, then pointed at Liu Changan and laughed. It seems that one truth in this world is that those who always like to be masters must be secretly treating others as sons!

Of course, Zhu Juntang is not disgusted with calling Liu Changan Grandpa and feels bad. She just thinks it is fun. Speaking of which, she quite likes to call Liu Changan Grandpa, because her own grandfather died early, and every time she is called Liu Changan Grandpa, At that time, there was no psychological barrier anymore. Anyway, there was a feeling of coquettishness.

Girls all like to act coquettishly, especially when the person they act like a spoiled child is a very powerful person who they don't admit on the surface, but actually admires, it feels very good.

Of course, it is true that I hate him, because he is really a very hateful old man.

"Stop laughing...are you a chicken?" Liu Changan glared at Zhu Juntang, what's so funny about this! Inexplicable laughs!

"Why did you call me a chicken?" Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, and looked at his pure and white dress today, which looked like a fairy. It didn't look like a hen, nor a turkey, a roast chicken, etc., something similar. There is no place.

"You were spitting and adding ingredients to my pot. Do you think what you were spraying was chicken essence?" Liu Changan waved his hand, "Go and don't disturb our meal."

"You eat what you have." Zhu Juntang didn't care about Liu Changan's attitude. Anyway, the bad old man's attitude towards her was not good. Zhu Juntang was interested in Shangguan Dandan.

"What's your name?" Zhu Juntang looked with admiration at this girl who dared to claim to be Liu Changan's mother.

"Shangguan Dandan, please stop talking to me. I'm eating." Shangguan Dandan took a piece of goose gizzard and ate it in small mouths. Didn't you see her eating? It is very rude to talk to others when you see them eating.

There were only two people here, neither of them talking to Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang felt a little bored. After thinking about it, he reluctantly aggrieved himself and said to Liu Changan: "I want to eat too."

Liu Changan went to get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and placed a stool between himself and Shangguan Dandan for Zhu Juntang to sit.

Holding the bowl, Zhu Juntang felt like experiencing life. He picked out a piece of meat the size of his little finger and tasted it. It was delicious!

Liu Changan added the goose blood clots, and when he turned around, he saw Zhu Juntang, who was eating happily just now, suddenly frowned.

"Choke?" Liu Changan asked, this is a common situation for children.

Zhu Juntang shook his head, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and looked at Liu Changan with a somewhat uncomfortable expression.

"What's wrong?" Liu Changan felt something was wrong.

"I...I can't breathe." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, his body swayed.

Liu Changan held Zhu Juntang's arm, and Zhu Juntang fell down on his shoulder and then lost consciousness.

"What's wrong with her?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan in surprise, then opened his thermos bottle and poured a glass of effervescent water, "Would you like to feed her some water?"

"Is your medicine a fairy medicine?" Liu Changan did not take Shangguan Dandan's suggestion and stretched out his fingers to hold Zhu Juntang's neck, slightly confused: "Her blood energy is extremely strong, her internal organs are very active, her gastrointestinal motility is disordered, and her heart is stagnant It's so bloated, what's going on? It doesn't make sense for a normal person to suddenly have this disease."

Shangguan Dandan had no choice but to drink the water himself and couldn't waste it.

Liu Changan opened her lips and teeth, and the semen liquid came out of his mouth and tongue, and he spit it into Zhu Juntang's mouth. Looking at her sudden state, Liu Changan was not sure that she could hold on until she was sent to the hospital.

After waiting for a while, Liu Changan carefully observed Zhu Juntang's physiological condition. Finally, her breathing began to quicken and adjust slowly. Liu Changan looked at her waist-style skirt and pulled off the collar.

"Don't force her!" Shangguan Dandan quickly reminded Liu Changan, "I have a way!"

"I didn't want to force her to do anything!" Liu Changan asked doubtfully, "What can you do?"

Shangguan Dandan stood up holding the thermos flask and walked to her room. She couldn't leave the thermos flask outside casually. After all, people were coming and going. Zhou Dongdong was vaguely out of touch with the real world. She couldn't count on it. Zhou Dongdong helped her look at things.

Liu Changan followed Shangguan Dandan in with Zhu Juntang in his arms. Shangguan Dandan opened the coffin and signaled Liu Changan to put Zhu Juntang inside.

"Shoes, take off your shoes!"

Liu Changan took off Zhu Juntang's white lace high heels. Fortunately, there was no foot odor, but the feet were actually pretty and not like sheep's hooves, which made Liu Changan a little dissatisfied.

"Take off your clothes and socks too." Shangguan Dandan ordered Liu Changan again.

"Come here." Liu Changan actually didn't mind this, but he felt that Shangguan Dandan had some other meaning or reason behind looking directly at him.

"She is your woman!" Shangguan Dandan was slightly angry. This bad boy just likes to do bad things and not admit it.

"No!" Liu Changan shook his head calmly. It was ridiculous. He was a human being now, how could he have a relationship with a fairy sheep.

"Then why does she have your aura so strong on her?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan in confusion.

"How is that possible?" Liu Changan suddenly remembered what Su Nanxiu had said about having children and was stunned for a moment.

"You and her...you are indeed with her..." Shangguan Dandan was a little excited because she caught Liu Changan's stunned expression.

"No...probably not. If she were the child of me and Su Nanxiu, Su Nanxiu would not tempt me with the idea of ​​giving birth to a child that day." Liu Changan's thoughts quickly changed and he glanced down at the coffin where Zhu Juntang was lying, and he suddenly stopped. Ran Yu chest said, "That day I squeezed out a drop of blood. Although she was knocked unconscious by me, the vitality contained in that drop of blood was so strong that part of it penetrated into her body and lay dormant. Just now she When we came here, these vitality and vitality were stimulated by something and awakened."

Liu Changan knocked on the coffin. This thing was causing trouble. Shangguan Dandan also said that she could feel the person containing his aura when she was in the coffin. This was actually the ability of this coffin.

The vitality and blood energy contained in Liu Changan's drop of blood is so rich. It is the essence that has been condensed since the birth of the earth's life system. The essence of the essence is absorbed bit by bit by the mutated vampire Mrs. Karnstein. The overflowing vitality It once caused strange phenomena to occur on the vegetation, birds and beasts on the Elephant Trunk Wo Mountain. Although Zhu Juntang fell into a coma at the time and reduced the impact, he still did not really avoid it.

"It turns out it's made of a small coffin." Shangguan Dandan touched his coffin.

"You knew I wasn't the one who forced her to sleep, right?" Liu Changan looked suspiciously at Shangguan Dandan who was groping around on the coffin.

"How do I know? Of course I don't know." Shangguan Dandan pushed Liu Changan casually without looking at him, "Chuke, I'm going to take off her clothes."

Liu Changan had no evidence and was too lazy to argue with Shangguan Dandan, so he walked out. It was a bit funny. He had not made any progress in playing cards these days. He always lost ten or twenty yuan every day. However, he learned a lot from the old men and old ladies. In Jujunshatu dialect, "chuke" means "going out".

But it has to be said that Zhu Juntang is really a blessed person. It is not unreasonable for her to claim that everything that happens around her will go as she wants... If she changes the time, Liu Changan is not here, Shangguan Dandan is not here, Her symptoms were induced by this bronze coffin, and she was afraid that she would be in danger.

Liu Changan walked out. He knew that the essence in his mouth could soothe Zhu Juntang's symptoms just now, but Shangguan Dandan let her go if he was willing to take action, and the most important thing was that he could ask Zhu Juntang "Lie down" afterwards. What was it like to be revived in a coffin?”

It is very difficult to ask Shangguan Dandan, but there is usually no problem if you ask your own fairy sheep. Even if she refuses to tell, Liu Changan has ten thousand ways to make the fairy sheep speak the truth. Shangguan Dandan is difficult to deal with at every turn. .

"Brother Chang'an, where have you been? I accidentally ate too much." Zhou Dongdong stood up unsteadily and climbed onto Liu Changan's recliner to lean on, "Oh, my belly is round Of."

"I see your belly button has popped out." Liu Changan sat down and continued eating.

"When can I wear Song Taozi's Ultraman clothes?" Zhou Dongdong started to worry about other things after eating.

"In a dream."

"I dreamed last night...I forgot."

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong talked for a while, and then heard Zhu Juntang's screams coming from the utility room. Liu Changan quickly swallowed the goose paw in his mouth and walked in to take a look.

When Zhou Dongdong heard the fairy sister's voice, he quickly rolled off the recliner and followed in staggeringly.

"Liu Changan...you...you really forced me to sleep!" Zhu Juntang sat in the coffin, holding his hands on his chest, looking at Liu Changan who walked in with shame and anger.

"I wasn't even there!" Liu Changan had just seen Zhu Juntang's emergency situation and was worried about the fingernail of his little finger. Now that he saw her recovering, he felt that it would be best for her to pass out.

The person who fell asleep after eating the poisonous apple was probably a fairy like Zhu Juntang.

"You fled the scene!" Zhu Juntang continued to accuse with tears in his eyes, "No one except you would make my skirt and socks so tattered!"

Liu Changan pointed at Shangguan Dandan, who quickly and calmly put the big scissors in his hands behind his back.

"Aren't you going to help her take off her clothes? Why are they cut like this?" Liu Changan couldn't understand. Of course he didn't do this. He could only tear it apart with his hands, and wouldn't be so patient as to use scissors to remove Zhu Juntang's skirt and stockings. Cut.

"I won't take off her clothes." Of course Shangguan Dandan had his own reasons.

"What about stockings? You don't know how to stockings either?" Liu Changan believed in Shangguan Dandan's IQ.

"By the way... I'm just by the way." Shangguan Dandan took out the big scissors from his back again, "I saved her life, do you still have to argue with me about skirts and socks?"

That's true, so Liu Changan nodded and said to Zhu Juntang: "You were suddenly ill just now. In order to save you, Shangguan Dandan ruined your skirt and socks. Don't worry about it."

Zhu Juntang's suspicious eyes fell on Liu Changan and he looked away. It was actually not him who did it. It was not fun at all... Anyway, as long as he didn't really force An to tear off her skirt and socks, it would be fun.

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I recommend a book with a lot of words called "The Master of Plane Copying". If you are interested, you can read it.

Xia Hua will continue to break out the big chapter this time for a week, and then update the complete extra chapter of Two Leaves and One Su.