I'm really immortal

Bai Hui walked in front. She walked along the field bank by the river. The moist tips of the grass wet her calves and fleshy little feet. She was wearing loose thin cotton trousers, and her twisting and swaying legs seemed to be... The bright moon that Li Bai saw made people couldn't help but chant: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed seems to be the frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head to think about my hometown."

Women are the hometown of men. This poem fully expresses the poet's touching feelings of longing to return home thousands of miles away.

Liu Changan didn't stare at the most attractive part of her back, but was just thinking about a question. Bai Hui fell into the water today. If he didn't save her, there should be a high probability that she would not drown and die, and would probably float. , after all, once there is too much fat, it will gather together and form the same function as a life jacket, allowing her to float.

This also fully explains the evolutionary direction of women before the next great flood. After all, such women have more chances of survival.

"What are you thinking about?" Bai Hui turned around and glanced at Liu Changan, and found that even if he was walking behind her, his eyes would not fall on her... But it didn't matter, she often walked behind him, and often What he thought about the most was whether he would fall into a big monkey if he kicked him secretly at this time.

"I was thinking about the natural evolution of women." Liu Changan came back to his senses and said.

"Let me ask you, if An Nuan fell into the water, would you jump into the water immediately to save her?" Bai Hui couldn't help but ask.

"Why did you curse An Nuan for falling into the water?" Liu Changan said angrily.

Bai Hui gave Liu Changan a roll of his eyes. In fact, he asked knowingly. Forget it, he really answered. He was the one who was embarrassed.

Back in the yard of the farmhouse, Gao Dewei and Miao Yingying were squatting together to light the fire. Both of their faces were covered in ash, and there were even dark finger prints on their cheeks.

Obviously this was the result of two people touching each other. Seeing the fingerprints on their faces, Bai Hui couldn't help but laugh.

"Why are you boiling such a large pot of water?" Bai Hui asked curiously, "Are you killing pigs?"

Bai Hui remembers that time when her class came to the farmhouse for a gathering and killed a pig, they had to boil a large pot of water first.

"Chang'an said he wanted to take a pot bath." Gao Dewei didn't understand.

"Pot bathing is a common bathing custom in the south, but there are relatively few in our county. Pot bathing is more common in Zhangjiagang, Changshu, Jiangyin, and Liyang." Liu Changan said with some nostalgia, "In short, it is stewing yourself in an iron pot. .”

"Stew yourself in an iron pot?" Miao Yingying burst into laughter, "You should stew yourself quickly to avoid harming the world."

Liu Changan tested the water temperature. Generally speaking, ordinary people would sit on a wooden board underneath for fear that the iron pot would burn their skin. Liu Changan was not so delicate. He took off his shirt and pants and put on bathing pants underneath. He climbed directly into the pot and lay down.

The two girls screamed and turned around quickly.

"Liu Changan, you are simply a gangster!" Miao Yingying shouted.

"He is wearing pants, why are you so pretentious? If you come to my house to play during the busy farming season, the fields and mountains will be full of old and young men wearing only a pair of shorts." Gao Dewei added to the fire and said disdainfully.

"How can it be the same? No one said anything about people wearing bikinis on the beach. He...he just took off his clothes when he had nothing to do and didn't even say hello." Bai Hui turned around and covered his eyes.

"He was in the same state when he went into the water to save you. Didn't you jump on him too?" Gao Dewei couldn't see these girls being so pretentious, "Chang'an, are you warm?"

"It's hot and refreshing." Liu Changan lay in the pot and squinted his eyes comfortably. This was no less than the best soup.

Gao Dewei's words can choke someone to death. Who can care about that at this critical moment of falling into the water? Bai Hui's face started to heat up at this moment, and she couldn't help but picture herself throwing herself into his arms while he was shirtless... In fact, Liu Changan had a really good figure, and it was the one that made girls heat up when they looked at her. kind.

Miao Yingying had already turned around, glanced at Liu Changan lying in the pot, and couldn't help laughing.

Liu Changan poured some water on it, and Miao Yingying stepped away with a smile, while pulling Bai Hui to look at Liu Changan.

Bai Hui turned around and saw Liu Changan's legs hanging on the edge of the pot, his head resting on the other side. His whole body really looked like a piece of meat being stewed, and he couldn't help but laugh as he hugged Miao Yingying.

"In the past, only wealthy families could afford to buy a bathing pot. When this family burned the bathing pot, other families could just bring their own firewood and wash it. There was some vulgar custom at that time, that is, a pot of water in the family, the highest status The men washed first, and then it was the women’s turn last. The pot of water was already extremely dirty... Later on, there was still a custom of grabbing the first pot of pot baths at home. Now that conditions are better, many families use one pot of water per person, which is more hygienic. Yes." Liu Changan explained to these rare and strange fairies.

"Chang'an is so knowledgeable. If you see you don't understand anything, you will giggle." Gao Dewei said with admiration.

"Gao Dewei, you will stew yourself in an iron pot later." Miao Yingying doesn't care whether she bathes in a pot or not. In her opinion, she stews herself in an iron pot.

"I can't. With my physique, I can't stew in one pot." Gao Dewei waved his hand, "Chang'an has finished washing. It's your turn. Do you want to wash?"

"Bah, you mean his status is higher than ours?" Bai Hui caught the arrogance hidden in Gao Dewei's words.

"I didn't say that...I didn't mean that." Gao Dewei looked at Miao Yingying angrily, and Miao Yingying held a black carbon bar in her hand and looked at Gao Dewei threateningly.

"Gao Dewei, you have to realize that we are actually in the same class, and we are also graduates of the High School Affiliated to Hunan University. Even if there are differences between us, we are still from the same school." Bai Hui was also a little unconvinced, "Let's just take it out. Relatives and friends heard that we are from the High School Affiliated to Hunan University, who wouldn’t praise us for being awesome? Why do we feel inferior and stupid when we are in front of you?"

"You don't understand this." Gao Dewei glanced at the carbon strip in Miao Yingying's hand and said nothing.

"Say!" Miao Yingying threw away the carbon strip. She wanted to see what Gao Dewei had to say.

"The High School Affiliated to Hunan University is ranked among the top three domestic high schools based on high-quality students. Do you understand high-quality students? Chang'an and I are high-quality students. Students like us are the signature of the Affiliated High School because of our existence. , the Affiliated High School is the top high school, so it can obtain more educational resources and form a virtuous cycle... You are the ordinary students who enjoy this virtuous cycle, and it is precisely because these educational resources can benefit ordinary students, And people like us improve the learning atmosphere and competitive environment, promote the learning of ordinary students, and improve the thinking logic, so that the High School Affiliated to Hunan University becomes popular... We do not talk about politically correct things, we realistically face the relationship between people. The gap between everyone, in an organization like the High School Affiliated to Hunan University, the gap between everyone is actually quite big..." After Gao Dewei finished speaking, he stared at Miao Yingying warily to prevent her from messing with his face with the carbon strip again. Doodle.

Miao Yingying and Bai Hui looked at each other, still very unconvinced, but Gao Dewei's words were reasonable, so the two good friends changed their goals in a tacit understanding, and together they picked up a basin of cold water and poured it into the pot. Anyway, Liu Changan and Gao Dewei are both short-talking, and retaliating against anyone will not endanger innocent people.

Liu Changan was just relaxing with his eyes closed when he poured a basin of cold water down. He shuddered and sat up from the pot, staring at Bai Hui and Miao Yingying who were laughing.

Liu Changan stood up without hesitation. Bai Hui and Miao Yingying screamed, turned around and planned to run away, but how could they outrun Liu Changan? Liu Changan grabbed Miao Yingying first and then threw Miao Yingying into the pot.

When Bai Hui saw Miao Yingying being thrown into the pot by Liu Changan, she screamed and jumped like a drowned rat. She was funny and scared at the same time. She hurriedly twisted her butt and ran upstairs. Her clothes were thin. It's made of cotton. Once dropped into the water, wouldn't it reveal that the whole body is soaked and the skin becomes transparent, turning it into a wet temptation?

Run quickly, Bai Hui left Miao Yingying behind and ran to the room to hide without looking back.

Gao Dewei laughed loudly on the side. Miao Yingying picked up the basin from the pot, took a basin of water and poured it on Gao Dewei, immediately drenching Gao Dewei.

"Why are you pouring it on me!" Gao Dewei was stunned for a moment, then picked up a basin of water and was about to pour it on Miao Yingying.

"What are you doing?" Gao Yuanshan just came over, grabbed Gao Dewei's ear accurately and quickly, and said angrily: "How dare you bully Yingying?"

"Dad...no...I didn't..." Gao Dewei's ears hurt sharply. Do you want to lift him up by his ears?

Miao Yingying quickly climbed out of the pot, her face flushed, "Uncle Gao, we are joking."

"It's just...she bullied me." Gao Dewei was truly aggrieved. How had he ever bullied Miao Yingying?

"We are taking a pot bath... Uncle Gao, do you want a pot bath?" Liu Changan asked enthusiastically.

Gao Yuanshan let go of Gao Dewei's ears. He had experienced it in the Jiangnan area in the early years. He was a little tempted, but he still smiled and said, "You young people, just have fun, I won't get involved."

After saying that, Gao Yuanshan glared at Gao Dewei hard, then turned and left.

"Let's see if you dare to bully me in the future." Miao Yingying, who had a strong background to support her, became shy, her tone was also sweet, and she gently tugged on Gao Dewei's ear that had been twisted just now.

"I want to tell my mom that you look like my dad's first love." Gao Dewei thought for a while and said.

"You... you are such a pig!" Miao Yingying was so angry.

Liu Changan picked up the big pot, poured out the water, cleaned it up, and said to Miao Yingying: "You can go get a swimsuit and wear it to try the pot bath. Gao Dewei can only be smart, understand?" ?”

Is seduction equal to outsmarting? Miao Yingying opened her mouth, is this useful to Gao Dewei? As soon as this thought came to my mind, my cheeks turned red. I couldn't help but glare at Liu Changan fiercely. What kind of sexy idea is this?

Liu Changan didn't mean to actively pull the red line. He just said it casually and then went to the kitchen to cook.

After a while, while Liu Changan was washing vermicelli, he turned around and found Bai Hui secretly standing at the door of the kitchen, watching.

"We're even, don't throw me into the pot." Bai Hui stretched out his hand and pointed casually. He couldn't find a pot of the right size, so he pointed to the iron pot on the stove.

"What's the tie?" Liu Changan couldn't understand, "Go sit in the yard, we'll have dinner soon."

Bai Hui squinted her eyes and smiled, holding the door and quietly walked in. She leaned against the wall and watched Liu Changan at work.

Girls are always weird. Liu Changan took a look at the girl with a homely style that was rarely seen on weekdays, and then continued to do his own thing.

Liu Changan made beef stewed vermicelli, stir-fried grass carp, boiled free-range chicken with green pepper, and a large pot of tomato and egg soup. After dinner in the evening, Liu Changan asked the three of them to play cards first, and then went downstairs to the next yard to ring the doorbell.

Li Hongfang knew that there was no point in pretending to be absent. Since Liu Changan had come to ring the doorbell, he must know that she was here.

After Li Hongfang heard that Su Nanxiu said that she was pretty good-looking and had a good figure, she became less worried. What's more, Liu Changan seemed to have always been quite gentle, and he didn't treat her in any evil or scary way.

"Good evening." Liu Changan walked in and said hello to Li Hongfang.

"Good evening." Li Hongfang said quickly.

"How's your acupuncture point going?" Liu Changan asked.

Many people are a little taboo about talking about tomb robbing and cave robbing directly, and sometimes they use cave digging instead. It sounds like celebrities and idols have changed jobs. Of course, Li Hongfang did not misunderstand and said quickly: "It's almost done. But there are no documents and classics, so it is of little significance. There is only one bamboo slip, which is the "Book of Gao Di", which is an unexpected surprise."

"The Letter of Complaint? Did the tomb owner issue it himself, or did he find someone else?" Liu Changan asked with interest.

"It was issued by a man named Xiaoyaohou for the tomb owner. The wording was extremely majestic. He did not pray for the underworld to provide convenience to the tomb owner, but directly made the tomb owner the king of a certain area in the underworld. This is consistent with the previous archaeological discovery of "Gao Di" "Book" is completely different, we think that Xiaoyao Hou may not be a marquis, but a real emperor... In ancient times, except for emperors, who would dare to directly make a king in the underworld?" Li Hongfang said with some excitement.

"Xiaoyao Hou? It sounds like the villain BOSS in old-school martial arts novels, a bit old-fashioned." Liu Changan nodded. This "Book of Complaint" is the name of the road after the death of the ancients. The ancients believed that the underworld and There is also a title system of three, six or nine grades in the underworld. People who have a certain status in the underworld and want to inherit their glory and wealth in the underworld will bring them with them. "The Book of Gao Di" is such a heavenly book that connects yin and yang.

Of course, the weight of the "Book of Confession" written by different people is different. It is true that only the emperor dares to write the "Book of Confession to the Land" to be crowned king in the underworld, and only the identity of the person who wrote it can be confirmed. Only the owner of the tomb dares to be buried with such a "Book of Complaint". Otherwise, if he goes to the underworld to ask for the throne with a "Book of Complaint" written by someone who is not qualified to be crowned king, wouldn't he be seeking death? No, he's already dead... Anyway, there's no benefit.

It's indeed interesting. Liu Changan nodded, "Let me see it when you get the chance."

"If you want to see it, there will definitely be a chance." Li Hongfang nodded meaningfully.

"No need to disturb me. I just came to say hello. You are busy." Liu Changan raised his hand to signal Li Hongfang not to make tea, and stood up to leave.

"You're looking for me... are you okay?" Li Hongfang was stunned for a moment. She knew that it was no accident that she was discovered by Liu Changan, but since he found out, wouldn't he interrogate and investigate her?

"It's okay." Liu Changan walked directly to the door and thought for a moment, "There used to be bats flying everywhere outside my door, but then all those bats died."

Li Hongfang suddenly felt chills running down his spine. Looking at Liu Changan's leaving figure, he quickly packed his things and left the farmhouse, being careful not to disturb the movement in the yard next door.

Li Hongfang ran far away, and then called Su Nanxiu to report the news that Liu Changan had discovered him.

Su Nanxiu was not surprised that Li Hongfang would be discovered by Liu Changan, but she felt the dissatisfied look in Shangguan Dandan's eyes and quickly hung up the phone.

"The way to serve a husband has been clearly stated in the Book of Rites. A woman is headed by Zhenwu. There are five husbands in the story: first, if they look at each other with paper and hairpins on weekdays, they will be strict with the monarch and ministers. Second, if they provide food in the wash basin, they will be strict. There is the respect of father and son. The third is to retaliate and act in reverse, which is the way of brothers. The fourth is to follow one's mistakes and become virtuous, which is the meaning of friends. The fifth is to be acquaintances at the dinner table, and then there is the feeling of husband and wife." Shangguan Dandan took back his dissatisfaction. With a look in his eyes, he continued, coughing slightly.

Qin Yanan quickly poured the water and handed it over with the cup in both hands. Shangguan took the water and nodded in approval.

Su Nanxiu looked at Qin Yanan and felt that her teeth were itching. Ye Sijin was still Ye Sijin after all. Even though she had lost her memory, she was still like this in her bones. Her indifferent attitude towards Shangguan was like a little daughter-in-law trying to please her mother-in-law.

Shangguan Dandan claimed to be Liu Changan's mother. Su Nanxiu couldn't believe it for a while, but Qin Yanan didn't seem to be as surprised as Su Nanxiu. Even though Qin Yanan called Shangguan Dandan "Dan Dan" instead of calling her elders, the intimacy was transparent. He has a decent junior attitude but is not fake.

The current situation is that Shangguan Dandan called Qin Yanan and Su Nanxiu upstairs and came to Liu Changan's room. They had been talking about "Book of Rites" and "Female Commandments" for a long time.

If it weren't for Shangguan Dantan's frightening sense of oppression, Su Nanxiu would have left long ago. Who would be interested in listening to these old garbage in what age it is now?

"How do you understand the way of being a husband?" Shangguan Dandan held the water glass in front of him with both hands. His sitting posture was still upright and dignified, his waist was particularly straight, and he looked at Su Nanxiu indifferently.

After listening to the nonsense for so long, Su Nanxiu finally breathed a sigh of relief and said coldly: "My understanding of the way of being a husband is the latest version of the Marriage Law. If you don't understand, just search it on your phone."

Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone and searched for the "Marriage Law", and couldn't help but frown.

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I stayed up late to write the chapter yesterday morning and planned to update it in the evening. However, I caught a cold in the afternoon and couldn't write it at night, so I will make up for it today. Xia Hua is indeed frail and sickly. If there are interruptions or no updates when it is time to update, it is basically just because she is sick. There is absolutely no intention of slacking off or maliciously teasing readers.

I finished this chapter today, please vote for me.

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