I'm really immortal

The coffin board slowly moved away from a narrow gap, revealing a pair of vigilant eyes, carefully looking at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan seemed to only want to show his sparkling eyes, hiding in the coffin with no intention of coming out, "What's the matter?"

"Would you like to go for a walk?" Liu Changan didn't get straight to the point.

"Then...you have to hug me." Shangguan Dandan thought for a while and said without much concern. His great-grandfather, Emperor Liu Heng, and his biological mother, Empress Dowager Bo, were well supported by the emperor. The empress dowager was often ill, and for three years, the emperor could not even sleep. , Can't take off his clothes, can't take the medicine without tasting it by mouth. To be selected into the Twenty-Four Filial Piety is exactly what is called benevolence and filial piety in the world, towering over a hundred kings, Mo Ting is a good mother, must taste the soup and medicine personally, and is a model of benevolence, filial piety and morality.

So Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan expectantly, why couldn't he and himself be like Emperor Wen and Empress Dowager Bo? She didn't need him to taste the decoction and serve her, he just carried her and walked.

"Are you three years old?" Liu Changan asked, "Zhou Dongdong only likes to be trapped in the creaking nest."

"Fifteen years old." The coffin lid moved a little further, and Shangguan Dandan poked his head out.

"To be precise, you are two thousand one hundred and seven years old, Dandan." Liu Changan's own age is meaningless, but Shangguan Dandan's age can still be calculated and make her realize that she is a little old lady. Meaningful numbers.

"So how old are you?"

"eighteen."

"I have never seen anyone as shameless as you." Shangguan Dandan lowered her head. She didn't want to speak in the first place, and the coffin boards slowly closed.

This time Liu Changan was well prepared and reached out to block the gap.

"What do you want to do?" Shangguan Dandan stretched out his finger to pull his finger.

"I want to ask you something. Please explain it to me clearly... You should explain it clearly, instead of crawling back into the coffin halfway. I will take you out to play." Liu Changan had to explain it clearly to her first. The Empress Dowager Shangguan must have spoken so eloquently. If you agree, you won't regret it.

Shangguan Dandan's thin fingers clasped Liu Changan's thumb again, then slowly pushed the coffin board open, pointed to the small bench, "Help me out."

The score was set up again, Liu Changan went to pick up a small bench and put it next to the coffin.

Shangguan Dandan stood up and stretched out his hand.

Liu Changan held her hand, and Shangguan Dandan stepped out of the coffin, stepped on the small bench with his bare feet, and pointed to the bed again.

Liu Changan had no choice but to carry her to bed.

Shangguan Dandan stood on the bed, walked a few steps, and looked down at Liu Changan: "You can ask."

"Besides Ye Sijin, have you ever noticed my aura in anyone else's body?"

Shangguan Dandan's eyes brightened, reminding Liu Changan of Zhou Dongdong when he saw delicious food.

"Have you seen it?" Liu Changan observed her reaction.

"There is a woman whose body contains an explosive amount of vitality and blood." After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, he bit his lower lip, revealing two blunt little tiger teeth.

"How many explosions?" Liu Changan heard such words from her mouth and was filled with a sense of disobedience.

"The breath in her body is enough to make my baby mistakenly think she is you." Shangguan Dandan loosened his lips, his shining eyes disappeared, and he looked at Liu Changan coldly, "She ate hundreds of kilograms of your food." Drool, right?"

"How many tons?"

Shangguan Dandan bit his lip again.

"When you bite your lip, you turn into a dumpling face, which is quite cute." Liu Changan praised, and then asked, "Is that woman the third wife?"

Shangguan Dandan just bit his lip and said nothing. He walked a few steps on the bed, sat down, stood up again, and walked to the end of the bed with his skirt in hand.

Liu Changan quickly stopped her, "Dan Dan, we agreed to answer clearly this time."

"I don't know who the third wife is." Shangguan Dandan raised the corner of his mouth with a hint of sneer, "Is this the title of mistress that every family in modern society must have?"

Liu Changan was very suspicious that she actually knew the true meaning of "mistress". After all, this word was very common on the Internet, but that was not the point. She started to talk nonsense because she didn't want to talk properly.

"Then when did you sense that this woman came near our house?" Liu Changan asked with a good temper.

Shangguan Dandan raised his head slightly, quite satisfied with the word "our family", so he put his arms around Liu Changan's neck and wanted to take him into his arms.

Liu Changan's neck stiffened, Shangguan Dandan tried hard, but her strength was very small, so she could only bite her lip and expose her blunt little tiger teeth, looking at Liu Changan with the look of "If you don't obey me, I don't want to talk."

This little old lady was really someone Liu Changan had no idea about, so Liu Changan had no choice but to relax and let her put his head into her arms and hold her.

"My baby near our house can sense it very clearly. There is no sun or moon in the coffin. I remember that I was awake at that time and was tortured by you all night long." Shangguan touched Liu Changan's cheek and studied hard. He spoke slowly in a gentle and kind tone, with a hint of cadence in his voice.

The whole night she was talking about was just Liu Changan giving her a lecture. Liu Changan realized clearly that it was summer vacation, and he began to explain many things in modern society to Shangguan Dandan. At that time, he was hosting a banquet at home. Qin Yanan came that day, Zhu Jun Tang came, and so did the third wife. Zhou Dongdong picked up many firecrackers and ate many bowls of rice.

No one else could have an aura closer to that of Liu Changan than Qin Yanan, and at the same time, the vitality of his blood was so strong that it surprised Shangguan Dandan.

It was determined that the third wife had the most aura close to Liu Changan's feeling in her body, so it could only be Su Mei.

"This mistress has eaten so much of your saliva, but now you two don't know each other even after meeting each other?" Shangguan Dandan still said gently, "There is no need for a good man to have a wife. It's okay not to mention the past affairs between children. , forget it."

Liu Changan did not answer her words. He was thinking about what Su Mei might do next after confirming that Su Mei was the third wife.

"The great uncle once said: How can we call home before the Xiongnu are destroyed? Today is the time when China is changing and moving forward. However, there are internal and external troubles. Children should be motivated to move forward and learn from the champion prince who abandoned the personal relationship between his children..." Shangguan Dandan said He persuaded him earnestly and sincerely that as long as a man has his mother's love and the warmth of his mother's arms, that's all.

Liu Changan felt that he was silent and Shangguan Dandan was becoming more and more intoxicated in the role of "mother". He left her embrace and said, "I'll come find you in the early morning."

Shangguan Dandan thought for a while and agreed. The scene of densely packed people at other times was also a bit scary.

Liu Changan walked to the door and turned around, "When you thought about the third wife just now, you bit your lip and showed your teeth. In fact, you fell in love with her vitality and involuntarily revealed your zombie nature, right?"

Shangguan Dandan stood on the small bench and glared at Liu Changan. The zombies were so ugly!

Liu Changan took the script and walked up the stairs. While flipping through the script, he planned to think about it some more. Zhou Dongdong ran down the stairs.

"Brother Chang'an, let's hide and seek!"

"Not coming."

"Come on! I'll give you some chocolate, you play with me..." Zhou Dongdong took out a soft chocolate from his pocket.

"Thank you." Liu Changan refused the candy, "You can go hide."

"You can come in later. I can't call you after I hide, otherwise you will find me." Zhou Dongdong stood at the door and said very smartly.

"OK."

Zhou Dongdong opened the door and hurriedly ran in.

Liu Changan stood at the door and flipped through the script, then walked into the living room. He plugged in the refrigerator first without looking for Zhou Dongdong.

Liu Changan took down the instruction manual from the top of the refrigerator, looked at the cooling efficiency of the refrigerator, and went to make a pot of tea. After drinking wine and eating too much chicken, he felt a little tired. Tea is the only thing he has been drinking for thousands of years. .

Then Liu Changan went to open the door of the refrigerator room, and there was Zhou Dongdong inside.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly crawled out of the refrigerator, hugged Liu Changan and crawled on top of him. Liu Changan bent down and picked her up.

Zhou Dongdong leaned against Liu Changan's arms to get warm, rubbed his cheek against Liu Changan's face, and shuddered: "You... it took you so long... it took you so long to find me! I won!"

"Okay, you won, and you turned into a popsicle." Facing the child who turned into a popsicle, Liu Changan was willing to admit defeat.

Zhou Dongdong was shocked. He quickly licked his finger and bit it again. It was not as hard as a popsicle but still sweet.

So Zhou Dongdong became Zhou Dongdong again.

"Is it fun to hide in the refrigerator?" Liu Changan asked expressionlessly. This child escaped from the refrigerator once and was beaten by Zhou Shuling, and he didn't learn his lesson at all.

Zhou Dongdong was about to nod, but when he remembered that he almost turned into a popsicle, he hesitated and shook his head.

"Refrigerators and washing machines are dangerous to children if they are used as places to play. For example, a refrigerator can turn you into a popsicle, and a washing machine can turn you into a soap bubble. Remember that?" Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong on the ground. Spanked twice.

Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down, feeling as lively as when he hadn't eaten. He nodded vigorously and told Song Taozi when he went to school tomorrow that he couldn't hide in the refrigerator or washing machine during hide-and-seek.

"Brother Chang'an, if I turn into a popsicle, will you eat me?"

"Of course, crunchy."

"I don't taste good, so don't eat me." Zhou Dongdong quickly declared seriously.

"Have you got a meal yet?"

"I've eaten, but do you still have food for me to eat? I can still eat."

"No."

"oh."

"Go buy two mung bean popsicles to eat." Liu Changan gave Zhou Dongdong two coins and sent her to the canteen.

Zhou Dongdong liked to do this kind of errands the most. After a while, he took out two mung bean popsicles and gave one to Brother Chang An. Then he and Brother Chang An sat on the sofa and started licking the popsicles and watching TV.

Although Zhou Dongdong was very anxious about not growing up, as a child that Brother Chang An liked, the child was also full of happiness. Zhou Dongdong turned around and bit Brother Chang An's arm, and continued to eat his own mung bean popsicle.

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