I'm really immortal

An Nuan sent the video to Liu Changan.

Today's mobile phones are basically capable of shooting high-definition videos, and the video files are quite large. Even if you choose to send the files face-to-face, it takes some time.

"You are not allowed to look now." An Nuan said delicately, speaking word by word. It was a bit hot while eating, and her cheeks were even pinker.

Of course, when she was bragging with Han Zhizhi, she seemed to be well-informed and experienced, but her techniques and methods on how to seduce men basically came from the romance novels she read, Internet jokes, etc., and they were not true knowledge derived from practice... So when I deliberately did this kind of thing for the first time in my girl's life, I didn't feel so leisurely and calm.

Especially during the filming, Han Zhizhi had to join in the fun. She was obviously just Zhao Kuo, but she still had to point out that An Nuan's performance was not natural and coquettish enough, and she refused to let her set an example.

"Okay, I'll climb up the tree to take a look later." Liu Changan nodded.

"Why did you climb the tree to look?" An Nuan continued to act shy and looked at Liu Changan in surprise.

"Go to the bathroom and look, it's too smelly. Just find a place to look, it's not safe. Go back to the dormitory and look, don't worry. It's still clean on the tree." Liu Changan pointed to a big tree casually, "I used to climb it often. It feels great to read a book on a tree branch more than 20 meters high."

"Go back and watch! Hide under the covers and watch." An Nuan suggested with a blushing face, looked around, and lowered her voice, "I heard that boys do this."

"Are you implying that you want me to watch Wang Jie at the same time?" Liu Changan suddenly realized, "It's really indecent."

"You are the one who is wretched! It was you who asked me to take the photo... But what does Wang Xuan mean?" An Nuan pulled Liu Changan and ran behind the tree, and started beating people with her little fists. She actually called the girl wretched! She was just giving him a suggestion, even though this suggestion was what An Nuan was looking forward to the most. Before the two of them had a real relationship, girls actually looked forward to knowing that they had become the object of his fantasy at that time.

"The prefix 王, add a 廾 below, is the word Nong. The word Nong is the same as Nong, and the two characters Xia are added next to the handle." Liu Changan is a very reserved person.

"Liu Changan, where do you use your erudition?" An Nuan patted her forehead. An Nuan felt a little obscene stimulation, because Liu Changan used very vivid words, and she still knew something about these aspects. , although she must usually be a pure girl like a delicate flower that is not stained with morning dew.

"Actually, many people know the character "廻". The original meaning of this character is to hold something with both hands, and now it is commonly used as "gong". Many people will think of it as the prefix "剹", but it is not the case." Liu Changan thought for a while and decided to tell An Nuan a story. , "When it comes to the prefix "fuck", it reminds me of Caotou Niang, an acquaintance of mine."

"Cao Tou Niang? Your acquaintance?" An Nuan really can't believe that there are still people with such a nickname or title. This must not be a name!

"There is a book called "Three Winds and Ten Evolutions", which records a lot of interesting things. Among them, the "Sex Huang Volume" records the life story of Cao Tou Niang. You know how many dignitaries you have attracted."

"I know the Three Winds and Ten Yans, the ten crimes that are caused by the three bad customs, were formulated by Yi Yin. Is your friend named Cao Tou Niang from the Shang Dynasty?" An Nuan said angrily. He actually has a friend whose appearance reverses the appearance of all living beings and looks like a goblin. Even if he knows that he is talking nonsense, it makes An Nuan want to be jealous.

"No, the Three Winds and Ten Evolutions were formulated by Yi Yin, but the "Three Winds and Ten Evolutions" is a book from the Qing Dynasty. If it were a woman from the Shang Dynasty, I might not be able to remember it." Liu Changan shook his head and continued, "Cao Tou Niang is a descendant of a beggar. She married the Jiang family at first, but her husband died. Then she married Huang San, and Huang San died again... At this time, Cao Tou Niang became a little depressed, so she hired a fake husband. The fake husband is just a husband in name only, who works for her, does housework and farm work for her, and provides for her living. If he is not satisfied with her at all, he will be driven away and another fake husband will be found. There is a steady stream of applicants. Incessantly."

"Are women in the Qing Dynasty so open-minded?" An Nuan didn't even care that Liu Changan's acquaintance was from the Qing Dynasty. There are quite a few such women nowadays, "It turns out that licking dogs has been around since ancient times."

"Social phenomena at any time have universality and individuality. This is just a special case. Caotou Niang was a rare tall and slightly plump woman at that time. She was good-looking, good at poetry, and good at cooking and seasoning. She was She was quite romantic when she was a child, and she was a famous social butterfly. At that time, if people in the city held various banquets and did not invite Caotou Niang, not many people would be happy. Even the officials, literati and elegant people were all hers. Under the skirt... Until she was in her fifties or sixties, some teenagers were still pursuing her."

"After Caotou Niang was sixty years old, a wealthy man still lost everything for her. Someone asked him, what's the point of doing this for such an old woman? The man said: You are not me, how can you know how happy I am? ?Although he was old, his hair was as black as paint, his complexion was as pale, his body was made of more flesh than bones, and his skin was as smooth as condensed fat. The love he fell in love with was in my generation, and he was safe and sound."

Liu Changan is not making up stories, and Caotou Niang is indeed an acquaintance. Her family has always been a beggar family, but her great-grandfather was the tombkeeper of Liu Changan's tomb. He has guarded Liu Changan's tomb for three generations, knowing full well that there are countless gold, silver and jewelry in the tomb. But he would rather be a beggar than steal anything from the tomb. Liu Changan originally wanted Caotou Niang to be his maid, but he was a little displeased because of her too romantic temperament, so he casually asked her what she wanted during the chat. Wish, Caotou Niang's wish is to have an eternal appearance.

Real ageless appearance is no different from immortality, and Liu Changan can't do it, but there is no problem in keeping her youthful for decades.

Of course, the method he used was not the way he would treat his beloved. He had no interest in romantic women like Caotou Niang who turned all living beings upside down. He was just returning to the evil virtues accumulated by her ancestors.

"Sixty years old...these people have too strong tastes." An Nuan looked stiffly surprised, but she was not too surprised. Liu Changan liked to read some weird and interesting legendary notes, so she also read them. Quite a few, knowing how the ancients sometimes behaved and all kinds of strange talk in modern times are not bad either.

"If you could have an ageless appearance, would you do it?" Liu Changan asked, "But don't be so romantic."

"Are you hinting at my mother again?" An Nuan didn't answer Liu Changan's question because she hurriedly became vigilant and her reaction was too slow! Although Professor Liu is not like Caotou Niang, who has always kept herself clean, I feel that Professor Liu is sixty years old, and he is probably "as black as paint, with a pale complexion, and his body is more flesh than bone, and his skin is as smooth as gelatin." .

Liu Changan sighed and looked at the dense leaves above his head. Forget it, he was too lazy to consider her opinions and ideas. He couldn't help her.

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I recommend "Urban Super Medical Sage" by "Broken Bridge Can Snow", which I am currently reading. This master has written many stories about super heroes in modern life. Compared with Xia Hua's books, it is a different kind of delicacy. You can try it.