I'm really immortal

(There will be a chapter later)

Qin Yanan looked at the brush in his hand and then at the paint bucket. For a moment, he didn't know where to start.

"Didn't you do a good job grilling the barbecue?" Liu Changan was puzzled by Qin Yanan's confusion.

"Can it be the same?" Qin Yanan realized that this person thought that since she applied oil to the barbecue or the barbecue sauce was quite even, she should paint the wood in front of her...the wooden bed?

"What's the difference?" Liu Changan seemed to be able to accept the dullness of women in technical work, and said calmly: "Before painting, you dip the bristles into the paint halfway. If there is a little too much, just Gently tap the edge of the paint bucket so that there will be no dripping paint during application. When painting, hold the handle of the brush between your thumb and index finger, apply force on the fingertips to slightly bend the bristles, and then the paint can be applied It should be even and even, avoid repeatedly brushing the areas that have already been applied, and just make the brushing surface smooth.”

"It sounds like applying sauce to a barbecue." Qin Yanan stuffed the brush into the paint bucket. This man could actually teach others how to paint. Is there anything he couldn't do?

Liu Changan nodded, thinking of Qin Yanan's barbecue, and couldn't help but take a look at her slender legs. Generally speaking, lamb legs suitable for barbecue materials have the same proportions. They are neither fat nor thin, and the calves are slender. The thighs also won’t accumulate too much fat and muscle.

"Ah, the brush fell into the bucket!" Qin Yanan was startled and raised his head to look at Liu Changan innocently.

"Why do you look so innocent in your eyes?"

"How...how do I know it will fall in?"

"This is a mistake you made. The innocent look in your eyes shows that you are not unaware that this is a mistake. It's just that you hope to use this look to act coquettishly in exchange for the forgiveness and tolerance of the person you are acting like a spoiled child." Liu Changan nodded understandingly, "Look at me There is nothing wrong with acting coquettishly, but when facing other people, if you do something wrong, you must consciously take responsibility instead of showing innocent eyes."

"How could I act coquettishly?" Qin Yanan didn't think so, "Do you think everyone is a little girl like An Nuan, who can do nothing but act coquettishly?"

"That's right. She only acts like a baby when she is a little girl. You are seven years older than her and you are already a mature enough woman." Liu Changan nodded and said apologetically: "I am used to preaching, but in fact Your age advantage does not require me to tell you such simple truths."

Age advantage? Qin Yanan just wanted to take out the brush from the paint bucket and paint his face.

Liu Changan took out the brush and threw it away. He replaced it with a brush and handed it to Qin Yanan. He held her hand from behind and said, "I'll teach you."

Qin Yanan felt like she was being hugged. She thought her body would be stiff and dull, but unexpectedly she tightened her waist and abdomen, softened her body, lowered her head slightly, and leaned on it naturally. Her arms and fingers were as soft as if they had no bones. , feeling the movements of his fingers, he gently picked up the brush and started brushing on the wooden board.

By the way, he is not some strange male who has never had close contact with him. I have been hugged by him countless times, right?

It's just that there didn't seem to be any time when he held her in his arms with strange emotions. It was probably the same this time... Qin Yanan turned her head and looked at his focused profile. When the man was doing something seriously without any expression, , always exuding a charming feeling, that seemingly frozen expression, that projected gaze, and the sculpted cheek contour, Qin Yanan opened his mouth involuntarily, and a strange feeling sprouted in his heart, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused. What does it look like to be a man who can accept and not reject being embraced?

"The breath from his mouth was sprayed on my face." Liu Changan stretched out a finger to poke Qin Yanan's face away, "Have you learned this?"

"You have to hug me!" Qin Yanan blushed and poked Liu Changan's cheek with her backhand without showing any signs of weakness. She really wanted to make him angry to death. Are you a saint from the Saintess Sect? Is it impure to be sprayed in the face by someone else?

"Your great-grandmother learned calligraphy when she was a child. This is how I taught her." Liu Changan asked suspiciously: "Your calligraphy is not very good, right? I will teach you when I have time."

"Thank you, I'm not interested now." Qin Yanan started brushing on the wooden board with a brush. She had told him before that she wanted to learn calligraphy from him.

"Very good." Liu Changan nodded. He did not want Qin Yanan to have the same interests as Ye Sijin.

The good thing? Qin Yanan ignored his confusion and brushed on the wooden board casually, feeling that it was simple and a little fun to create.

Liu Changan went upstairs and ordered a bowl of pork trotter noodles from Zhou Dongdong's house. Zhou Shuling has been improving her pig trotter noodles these days. The family always prepares braised pig trotters, braised pig trotters, and bone soup, which is convenient for Liu Changan to use.

"Brother Chang'an, you just finished eating and want to eat noodles again." Zhou Dongdong, who had his cheek pressed against the table, asked with concern. However, he was neither concerned that Brother Chang'an was hungry nor that he wanted to eat his noodles, but just wanted to eat with him. When I see things related to things, I get used to asking about them.

"If you keep lying down, your mother will come back." Liu Changan had no doubt that Zhou Dongdong had been in this position since he went upstairs, and it has continued until now.

Zhou Dongdong bravely maintained his comfortable posture watching TV and watched Brother Changan go downstairs.

Liu Changan went downstairs and handed the noodles to Qin Yanan, "Let's eat the noodles."

"Thank you." Qin Yanan was indeed a little hungry and a little touched. Although he never had a few nice words to say to others, sometimes it always made people feel that he was actually a little interested in her.

She hasn't eaten anything today.

Liu Changan took the brush and continued painting.

"Do you have the key to the upstairs?" Qin Yanan knew that Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong lived upstairs, and she just saw Liu Changan coming down from upstairs.

"Yeah." Liu Changan nodded.

"Then Zhou Shuling also has the key to your house?" Qin Yanan took a bite of the pig's trotters. Liu Changan definitely did not braise the pig's trotters in such a short time. The average taste was probably Zhou Shuling's craftsmanship.

"Um."

"oh."

"Oh what?"

"Then do you still give the keys to your home to others?" Qin Yanan said casually while eating noodles.

"No more." Liu Changan shook his head, "I usually don't lock the door, but Zhou Shuling likes to be nosy. She always locks the door for me when she comes downstairs and sees me unlocking it."

"Then give me your key. I'll send you some furniture and electrical appliances in the next few days." Qin Yanan said casually.

Liu Changan went to get a key and handed it to Qin Yanan.

"Put it on the stool." Qin Yanan held the noodle bowl, still speaking in a casual tone. If one day... Of course, it's best not to happen, and it's best not to let Qin Yanan put the key to his house. Such a cool line to say.

A key is roughly similar to a man's passport to heaven. In the social definition of ordinary people, having the key to a man's home means becoming the mistress of his home.

Except for people like Liu Changan who don't lock the door.

But others don't think so. They don't know that he is the kind of person who doesn't lock the door, and they don't know that the key to his house is given to anyone casually.

In other words, the sentence "Oh, I have the key to his house" can still become a weapon with maximum lethality at some point.

Qin Yanan finished eating the noodles, washed the bowl, took the chopsticks, and said to Liu Changan, "Put it here, or should I return it?"

"Put it here and let Zhou Shuling take it up later." Liu Changan also picked up the bowls and chopsticks from upstairs.

Just as he was talking, the door was pushed open.

"Do you want to change the anti-theft lock?" Zhou Shuling walked in while touching the padlock on the door.

"Are we guarding you?" Liu Changan said casually.

"What are you trying to prevent me from doing?" Zhou Shuling turned around unhappily and saw Qin Yanan holding bowls and chopsticks. She quickly smiled and said, "Miss Qin is here. Have you eaten?"

"I just ate noodles. Liu Changan brought the noodles from your house." Qin Yanan said apologetically, "He is too lazy to make them himself, so he always troubles you, right?"

"No trouble, what's the trouble? He always dislikes the taste of my food. Otherwise, I can cook him three meals a day." Zhou Shuling shook her fingers, as if making soy milk, "He I just don’t have much to say when drinking soy milk.”

"You should buy better beans next time." Liu Changan still had some objections.

"Look..." Zhou Shuling pointed at Liu Changan as if proving to Qin Yanan.

"He just picks one bite to eat." Qin Yanan was actually a little unhappy. Zhou Shuling seemed to be a very measured woman, but since your cooking is mediocre, don't even think about cooking three meals a day for others.

"Bring the bowl up." Liu Changan pointed at the bowl.

Zhou Shuling took it over and said to Liu Changan: "I will make cow hooves for you to drink with you tonight."

"Okay, don't make the ox hooves too soft." Liu Changan nodded. You can't miss the delicious ox hooves.

"Miss Qin, would you like to eat something too?" Zhou Shuling asked Qin Yanan again.

"No, I'll leave later." Qin Yanan shook her head. She was not a guy like Liu Changan who could be brought home by a woman using the hooves of an ox.

"Miss Qin knows how to be moderate..." Zhou Shuling thought about her own understanding and walked out the door with some regret.

Qin Yanan's ears are not as sharp as Liu Chang'an's, but she can still hear Zhou Shuling whispering as she walked out the door: Why is Miss Qin so good-looking? Did she eat less? Oops, I recently made pork trotter noodles and ate too many pig trotters. But even if I didn’t eat them, I wouldn’t have a figure like hers. I don’t know how I grew those breasts and butt. It’s so amazing...

Qin Yanan could hear it, and she felt that Liu Changan could definitely hear it. Fortunately, Zhou Shuling was praising someone, so she felt a little embarrassed. She approached Liu Changan and sat down reservedly, "Do you want me to help with the paint?"

Liu Changan gave her another brush.

"Have you been praised, and the hostility has been eliminated?" Liu Changan asked without raising his head.

"What did you say?" Qin Yanan denied in surprise, could she be more subtle?

"Zhou Shuling is actually very good at eating. In the past, her breakfast could not be sold out. She felt it was a pity, so she kept it for herself at noon and evening." Liu Changan still knew that Zhou Shuling often gave Liu Changan breakfast, but it was all fresh. , if she didn’t sell the food and it didn’t taste good, she would keep it for herself.

"She is a woman who knows how to live a good life." Qin Yanan did not want to show pity or sympathy, but smiled, "I hope her life will get better in the future... Meeting you is considered her blessing."

"That's true." Liu Changan agreed.

"She looks pretty good, and her figure is actually pretty good, and she seems to be fertile." Qin Yanan commented while looking at Liu Changan's expression.

"As a woman, commenting on other women's ability to have children is a result of the male-centered thinking rooted in the heart." Liu Changan shook his head, "If you really want to say that women are good at having children, Zhou Shuling is still a little behind you, right?"

"You...how can I not! I don't!" Qin Yanan interrupted Liu Changan's comment, blushing and pulling up her skirt to cover the curve of her waist.

"Look at it... you will know that if you say something to others, your face will be as red as a monkey's butt..."

"I didn't!" Qin Yanan touched her cheek, "Who told you to talk to others and look over at the same time!"

"I didn't look at you. You were blocking me from painting, please."

"Please brush slowly, I'm going back."

"goodbye."

Qin Yanan took the key to Liu Changan's house and went downstairs. This person was really good. He still used that kind of padlock at the door of his house. I wonder if he would be willing to change it to a fingerprint lock or a facial recognition lock... or not to change it for now. Well, after all, I have the key now, and maybe it can be used for other purposes.

Liu Changan had been painting at home. When Zhou Shuling finished making the cow hooves and called him, he washed his face and went upstairs to eat supper.

Zhou Dongdong had already washed his hands and was sitting upright at the table. Liu Changan was sitting opposite her.

Zhou Shuling came over with a basin of cow hooves and a bottle of wine.

"Mom, brother Chang'an said that I was born in winter and I am very edible, so my name is Zhou Dongdong!" Zhou Dongdong finally found the opportunity to educate his mother, "Do you know?"

"You stupid kid, you were born in May!" Zhou Shuling rolled her eyes at Liu Changan, who was watching intently next to her.

Zhou Dongdong was a little confused. What did his mother say have to do with the fact that he was born in winter and was very edible, so he was called Zhou Dongdong?

Zhou Dongdong didn't pay much attention to this matter. She had already told her mother why she was called Zhou Dongdong. As for whether her mother didn't understand it as much as she did when she listened to the lecture, Zhou Dongdong had no choice.

Because she is about to enter the barrier.

"This bottle of wine was left over from the last time I went back to my hometown for a banquet. Our table was full of women and children, and no one drank, so I brought it back." Zhou Shuling put the wine in front of Liu Changan as if it were a treasure.

"Can't all the unfinished wine at the banquet be refunded?"

"If we don't do that, there's no reason to back out of the banquet." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an expectantly, "Drink it quickly. There's Wuliangye. I heard it's very valuable."

But this is Wuliangye!

Liu Changan looked at Zhou Shuling with her hands on the table and her chin, looking a little proud and expectant after presenting the treasure. Liu Changan opened the bottle cap and drank.

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Fortunately, the beef hooves were well cooked and the tendons were not too soft. Some parts were crispy, while others were chewy and chewy.

Liu Changan drank the entire bottle of "good wine". He knew that if he didn't finish it, Zhou Shuling would definitely not waste the bottle of "good wine" in her eyes. Either she would drink it herself or use it for cooking. .

Liu Changan didn't bother to explain anything to her. It would be easier to finish the drink, lest she finally realize it and show regret to herself, "It turns out I am really a stupid mother" in her pitiful eyes.

After drinking the fake wine, Liu Changan went downstairs, not forgetting to warn her.

"Wait...when I finish Dongdong's bed...you...you can take your sweetheart back."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he went back to sleep.

Zhou Shuling's face turned red, so this was what he was thinking? Is this just telling the truth while drunk? Really, if he doesn’t find a partner, is it hindering him?

Early the next morning, Liu Changan vaguely heard a rooster crow and woke up before dawn.

He drank a whole bottle of fake wine last night. This stuff did no harm to Liu Changan's body, but he sometimes experienced the effects of being drunk. The most direct manifestation was that it allowed him to sleep a little longer.

Liu Changan washed his face and brushed his teeth, preparing to train the dog. When he went downstairs, he saw Zhou Shuling doing morning exercises under the sycamore tree. This was a difficult situation.

"Were you shocked by Qin Yanan's figure yesterday?" Liu Changan exposed Zhou Shuling with a smile.

Zhou Shuling rolled her eyes at him and said nothing.

"I feel bad early in the morning!" Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling on the shoulder, and then hit her several times quickly on her back, neck, and arms.

Zhou Shuling almost screamed. When Liu Changan stopped, she was surprised to find, "Hey, why do I feel like I have been stretched by you? It is much easier for me to do these movements!"

"It's good to know that adults will inevitably have stiff muscles and rough blood. Exercise will get twice the result with half the effort. Only by stretching the muscles and blood vessels can you get twice the result with half the effort." Liu Changan also twisted his body a few times, "You are so early in the morning, you are giving me a look. , get beaten!"

"You... who told you to talk nonsense when you were drunk last night?" Zhou Shuling gave him another unconvinced eye roll. She was not afraid of him, and of course she didn't really care. If she was really unhappy, she wouldn't talk to him. .

"What did I say?" Liu Changan really didn't remember, not because he was drunk, but because he just said it casually sometimes.

"I didn't say anything." Zhou Shuling ran to the wall to do morning exercises.

Old man Qian came to take pictures of the tree again. Because it was wrapped with plastic wrap, he seemed to feel that it was a favorable environment created by others, and it felt a bit advantageous to take advantage of it, so two other old men and ladies came to take pictures of the tree together.

Liu Changan ignored them, took a piece of Zhou Dongdong's clothes and covered the dog's head with only its eyes exposed, and took Lu Si'en out for a walk.

Training a dog is not something that takes a day or two, but for Liu Changan, it doesn't take too much time. What's more, if the dog takes a familiar little owner to and from school, it can easily do it rain or shine, even better than humans. Be punctual and persistent.

After training the dog, he came back and rushed Zhou Dongdong, who was almost late and still sitting under the sycamore tree waiting to ride the dog to school, to go to school. Liu Changan also walked to school.

Not sure if it was because of the fake wine he drank last night, Liu Changan felt that the sun had a halo today, forming a more beautiful light spot in front of his eyes. He squinted at the sun for a while, recalled the course and classroom, and found himself. teaching building.

There are classes in the first and second periods today. The freshmen are quite active in going to school. The required classes are in a large classroom with several classes. There are still more than ten minutes left before class starts and it is already almost full.

Liu Changan took a casual look and found Wei Xuanyi, Sun Shutong and Qin Zhiqiang sitting together in the back row. Qin Zhiqiang was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. When Wei Xuanyi and Sun Shutong saw Liu Changan, they did not wave to him to sit together.

Liu Changan sat casually in the front row.

Yan Qingcheng silently took back the book she had used to occupy the seat and placed it in front of Liu Changan. Although Yan Qingcheng felt that there was no need to be afraid of Liu Changan, for this school that started fighting at the beginning of the school year and went to a hotel with the counselor to book a room It’s better not to provoke a domineering “student tyrant”.

For example, remind him that he is sitting in the seat he wants to occupy.

Yan Qingcheng didn't know whether to say hello to him, but seeing him staring at the ceiling in trance, Yan Qingcheng gave up the idea.

However, a girl next to Yan Qingcheng bumped into Yan Qingcheng excitedly.

"Liu Changan! It's Liu Changan!" The girl whispered excitedly to the person next door.

The row behind Yan Qingcheng was a girl from another class. Obviously no one thought that Liu Changan would choose a seat surrounded by girls. There were basically no male students in the first three rows in the middle.

The girls in this class have undoubtedly heard of Liu Changan's name. This kind of boy who can be in the limelight for good or bad things will arouse the girls' interest in gossip, so many things about Liu Changan are spread.

Yan Qingcheng is a little confused. A romantic young man who can't be said to do all kinds of evil, but who has absolutely nothing to do with good qualities, is attracting your attention like this? If you really want to fall in love, those boys who have a correct attitude towards life and study and have normal outlook on life are the ones you should pay attention to.

"What a coincidence." Liu Changan had just watched a spider on the ceiling eat a mosquito, and turned around to see Yan Qingcheng.

"What a coincidence...hehe...what a coincidence." Yan Qingcheng responded awkwardly. She sat next to him for five minutes before he realized that she was Yan Qingcheng. What a coincidence.

The girl who helped Yan Qingcheng occupy the seat came and was slightly surprised to see someone sitting next to Yan Qingcheng. Then she glanced at Liu Changan, smiled at Yan Qingcheng, showed a knowing expression, and looked at Yan Qingcheng made a cheering gesture and sat in the back row.

Zhu Juntang was almost the last one to come in. When he saw Liu Changan sitting in the front row, he glanced at Yan Qingcheng.

She didn't speak or look for a seat.

"You want to sit here with me?" Yan Qingcheng asked tentatively.

"If you don't sit here, I will sit here." Zhu Juntang felt that what she meant was a little different from what Yan Qingcheng understood. She didn't want Yan Qingcheng's position, but if there was no one here, She doesn't mind sitting down.

Yan Qingcheng already felt on pins and needles, and she quickly waved her hand to the girls next door to move aside, making room for Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang placed a thin cushion on the seat and sat down. After all, it was really disgusting for the fairy to feel the warmth of other people's buttocks.

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Thank you very much for your support. There are always people who feel that Xia Hua should not get the monthly pass, but there are always classmates who will support Xia Hua. Thank you.

There will be another chapter later. Everyone, go to bed early and read it when you get up tomorrow morning. Xia Hua continues to struggle.