I'm really immortal

Chapter 38 Inspection

The Dragon Boat Festival is a very important festival. In addition to the most widely spread worship of Qu Yuan, there are actually other customs on the Dragon Boat Festival that sacrifice more people, ghosts and gods, including the Tao God Wu Zixu, the filial daughter Cao E, as well as the Silkworm God, the Farm God, and the White God. The Lady, the God of Medicine, the God of Plague, Zhang Tianshi, Zhong Kui and so on.

Liu Changan has carefully researched and found that there is no custom in any place where he is worshiped during the Dragon Boat Festival. As Zhu Juntang said, Peng Zu has received countless incense and even ascended to the throne of God after living for eight hundred years. What about him? Living so long seems like living in vain.

Of course, Liu Changan didn't really care about this problem. He was just preparing to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

The sunflowers and pomegranates outside the window illuminate the eyes, and the cattail wine fills the silver bottle.

Since I don’t drink enough to be drunk, I am sober only because I admire Qing Mingjiao.

One day Shen Xiang mourned Chu Ke, and for thousands of years he read Sao Sutras.

In a foreign country, we talk about festivals and follow the customs, and Aihu and Zhu hang in the household.

Liu Changan's mood has nothing to do with this poem, but since we celebrate traditional festivals, we must recite some poems to appear more elegant. For example, on the Summer Solstice after the Dragon Boat Festival, we should also sing the "Summer Solstice Nine-nine Songs".

Liu Changan made the realgar wine, using realgar, licorice, safflower and garlic, without adding other medicinal ingredients. Even if he strictly followed the ancient method of making realgar wine, not everyone can drink it. Those with weak constitutions or unwell people can only use realgar wine. Just one example of material can poison someone.

Many medicinal materials are actually toxic. The principle of medicinal use is to use toxins that can be tolerated to eliminate other toxins or diseases. Just because a certain medicinal material is toxic and the prescription derived from it is considered unscientific is a judgment made by superstitious science. Many times, both traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine are tossing patients between early death or late death, and whether there is enough damage or insufficient compensation.

The little hen had been dug out by Liu Changan. After scalding it with slightly hot water, all the centipedes came out. They put it in a plastic bottle and threw it into the carriage.

Centipedes are actually very delicious, especially the big centipedes. You can make them very delicious by following Hong Qigong's recipe in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". They feel like fresh shrimps when you first enter your mouth, but after you chew them slowly, they will become delicious. I found it to be more crispy, tender and sweet, without any hint of firewood.

"A long time ago, giant centipedes were as tall as Zhou Dongdong, and you could eat one for several days. It was so delicious. At that time, mosquitoes were as big as helicopters, mice were as big as Zhou Dongdong, and butterflies flapped. Wings, the water in a large pool will be blown up to the sky by the wind." Liu Changan took the realgar wine out to dry in the sun for five days according to the rules, while biting the soy milk bag and Zhou Dongdong, who was also biting the soy milk bag and watching him work. chat.

"How come I haven't seen it before?" Zhou Dongdong didn't believe it at all.

"A long time ago!"

"When was it a long, long time ago?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily, "The last time I saw my mother go out to play, I was not in the photo. I was very angry. She didn't take me with her when she went out. She also said It’s a photo from a long, long time ago, why was it that I wasn’t there a long, long time ago!”

"Because you are a coward and have been hiding in your mother's belly."

"Then why don't I remember what happened in my mother's belly?"

"Because you are not good at studying, even ABCDEFG can forget it. How do you remember what happened when you were in your mother's belly?"

"That's why it's like this!" Zhou Dongdong nodded in sudden realization, and hurriedly ran home to explain to his mother, because her mother didn't even know it was the reason, but now Zhou Dongdong knew.

Liu Changan went to pick a lot of calamus and mugwort leaves, and then rushed to the school. The Dragon Boat Festival holiday will not start until tomorrow, and today there are leaders from the provincial department coming to inspect.

After all, it is a directly managed department, and the attached high school must pay attention to it. In addition to conducting routine teacher meetings and student union meetings to prepare for inspections, each class teacher must also do a good job of keeping an eye on some students. For example, Liu Changan is the focus of the target. Huang Shan specially asked him, Either come early. If you can't make it and feel like you'll be late, just come back in the afternoon, lest he stagger around when you're late and happen to encounter the leader's presence, which will affect the image of the high school attached to him.

The most important thing is that Huang Shan is afraid that the leader will see Liu Changan being late. By the way, he will ask why Liu Changan is late. Huang Shan does not want him to tell Liu Changan's weird reasons for being late.

Liu Changan was not late today. If he was late today, of course the reason was because he had to prepare for the Dragon Boat Festival, picked some mugwort leaves, calamus, and centipedes, and chatted with the children, which wasted time.

In fact, leadership inspections have little impact on ordinary students. Today is different from the past. If a big-name leader has a negative impact on school teaching, such as asking students to suspend classes and organize activities to welcome them, I am afraid they will be a little sensitive to public opinion. Leaders, when they see this kind of battle, they will turn around and leave, then scold the school bloody.

There are always exceptions, but today's inspection is not an exception. Except for the attention of school leaders and teachers, other daily teaching activities in the attached middle school are as usual.

"Liu Changan, what do you smell like?" After Liu Changan sat down, Bai Hui sniffed and couldn't help but frown.

Face was given to each other, and Liu Changan said a lot of nice things that day, whether intentionally or unintentionally, so Bai Hui was willing to take the initiative to say a word or two to him, although she was more and more sure that Liu Changan and An Nuan were sweet.

"aroma."

Bai Hui had a straight face because she remembered the day Liu Changan said he smelled her body. She asked him what the smell was, and Liu Changan also replied "scent".

Having a straight face doesn't mean he's unhappy. Bai Hui sniffed and asked, "What exactly does it smell like?"

"You keep breathing in my scent, Qian Ning and Lu Yuan will be unhappy." Liu Changan said with concern.

Liu Changan was still as annoying as ever, but strangely Bai Hui found that he didn't get angry immediately, probably because he had gotten used to it.

"Did you ever use BackBike when you were a kid?"

Bai Hui hesitated and nodded. Why did he suddenly ask this?

"Generally, girls who develop earlier have low self-esteem, so they tend to have a hunchback when standing or sitting, trying to make their breasts less prominent. I see that you don't have the habit of bending over, and I think you may have used a back. good."

"Using that will make it more prominent! That's why I have no use for it!" Bai Hui lowered his voice, angry and slightly proud of his revenge: "You'd better give it to your Annuan, she has always been very concerned about this. .”

Liu Changan didn't answer Bai Hui, and showed a slightly thoughtful expression. Bai Hui couldn't help but be secretly surprised. Could it be that Liu Changan and An Nuan had really developed to the stage of paying attention to breasts?

Bai Hui also felt that it would be very difficult for Liu Changan to treat him like Lu Yuan and Qian Ning did, but Bai Hui was still a little unwilling and thought for a while, why? In what way am I inferior to An Nuan?

As a girl, of course she enjoys the admiration and enthusiastic gazes of boys. This is something that Bai Hui is accustomed to. The two boys who are commanded by Lu Yuan and Qian Ning have always been Bai Hui's favorite. Selected from the boys who are affectionate and proactive, Qian Ning has better grades and Lu Yuan's family is richer. Although they are not the most outstanding, they are the most obedient.

But recently, Bai Hui feels more and more that there is still something missing around her... Or is there missing an interesting boy like Liu Changan? Yes, Liu Changan is annoying, but Liu Changan is also interesting, unlike Lu Yuan and Qian Ning who only obey her orders.

Liu Changan is indeed interesting...but he seems to be a little too horny. Bai Hui has been watching Liu Changan draw all morning. He actually spent the whole morning drawing a vagina and marked some random acupuncture points on the vagina. Names and dots, along with various massage gestures and instructions.

Is he creating his own breast enlargement massage technique? Oh my god, I am about to graduate from high school, how come I met a classmate like Liu Changan! Bai Hui secretly watched him painting with a hot face, helpless at the same time.

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