I'm really immortal

From bamboo dragonflies to kites, from Wang Mang's winged warriors to Wanhu's manned rockets in the Ming Dynasty, from Chang'e flying to the moon to the giant CHAI in "The Supplementary Notes", from Feng Ru to Zhou Dongdong, human beings yearn for flying The dream has always existed primitively and unsophisticatedly, and we have worked hard for it and finally realized it.

Of these characters and deeds, only Feng Ru achieved real success.

Zhou Dongdong's attempt was very primitive and stupid. He tried to use the power of rotating his arms to blow up the updraft, and repeatedly had the illusion that he was almost flying up.

Liu Changan relied on spinning his arms to fly, but he could only stagger himself around, fall to pieces, break both arms and not be able to fly.

"Because flying is actually a very difficult thing, and it is difficult for you to learn it. Next time your school performs, I will take you to perform a flying show to prove that you are not a bragging child." Liu Changan thought for a while. , reluctantly found a solution.

"Why is it so difficult for me to learn?" Is it as difficult to learn to fly as to learn mathematics?

"Because you are a stupid kid." Liu Changan said matter-of-factly.

"Why am I a stupid kid?" Zhou Dongdong said aggrievedly. In fact, he usually doesn't care. He doesn't study well, can't understand the lectures, and can't answer the questions. It's not a very important thing, but Zhou Dongdong really I really want to learn to fly, so that Song Taozi won't be regarded as a bragging child.

"Ask your mother."

"My mother is also a stupid child!" Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized that it was not his fault.

"No, she's a stupid mother."

"Ouch..." Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized and felt such a sense of relief.

"I'll tell you again, the dog is barking."

"But I clearly heard the dog barking at night! My mother said it was barking at me."

"The howl is the remaining wolf racial talent in the dog. Such a howl can spread further, summon the same kind and send out a signal. But there is only one stupid Zhou Dongdong, no matter how you howl or howl, it will not matter. People of the same kind will respond to you." Liu Changan popularized science scientifically and objectively.

"I don't understand what you're saying... ow... I'm going to scream like this... ow..."

"If you call me that again, I won't teach you to fly."

"Okay." Zhou Dongdong was able to bend and stretch, "Wow, wow, wow..."

"No, it's Wang. Say it to me, Wu Ang Wang, Wu Ang Wang..."

"Wow wow... wow wow..."

"Woo-ang woah, wooo-ang woah, wooo-ang woah..."

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."

"Yes, it's almost done, woof woof woof..."

"Woof woof woof..."

Zhou Shuling walked over and looked at the big one and the small one with her hands on her hips.

"Light the fire." Liu Changan commanded Zhou Dongdong expressionlessly.

"Woof... woof... woof..." Zhou Dongdong continued to learn three more sounds, and the pronunciation was accurate, and then he threw wood into the stove.

"I asked you to teach her to do her homework, and you taught her how to bark like a dog?" Zhou Shuling was funny and angry. "She is already stupid enough. Can you teach her something related to learning?"

"I taught her Pinyin. You said it as if you could teach her something useful... Helicopters howl, dogs howl, and whatever you see, you think others are howling. Ouch." Liu Changan retorted. Really, a stupid mother had the nerve to say that to him.

"Isn't that... isn't that about the same? You'll know next time when you listen." Zhou Shuling's face was a little hot, and that was obviously like this.

"Why did you come back so suddenly? Aren't you going to check out the store?" Liu Changan didn't want to discuss this topic with her, so he waved his hand to signal her to leave quickly.

"There are no eggs in the store. I'll bring two boxes of eggs." Zhou Shuling just remembered the business and ran upstairs quickly. After such a delay, if a customer comes to order, each customer will lose five yuan!

Seeing Zhou Shuling twisting her waist to go upstairs, Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong, "We will eat first and then send some to your mother."

"Okay! Although my mother beats and scolds me every day, I like her so much!" Zhou Dongdong's greatest love is sharing food with others.

"Well, although you are stupid, I also like you a little bit." Liu Changan pinched a little of his fingernails and showed it to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong pouted, feeling a little sad. He obviously liked Brother Changan very much.

"Do you like your mother? Do you want to feed your mother duck?"

"I don't have a mother!" Liu Changan looked back at the door behind him and gave Shangguan Dandan some starting coins. After giving her a sanitary napkin, she seemed to have fallen into autism again. There was no movement for a while. Once he saw her taking the initiative to communicate with him, he asked him to go have breakfast.

It seems that buying her a mobile phone has both advantages and disadvantages.

I originally thought that when I told her about the world today, she would not be able to help but come out and take a look. This idea was not wrong, but I did not expect that after getting the mobile phone, she would choose to use it to understand the world and even express it. I have no interest in going out to see the world for myself.

It's just that since she came to see Zhou Dongdong under the sycamore tree, she must have also seen the towering Baolong Center.

Skyscrapers are naturally one of the symbols of modern civilization. They shocked the ancients most directly and powerfully.

No matter which ancient civilization it was, architectural language related to "reaching the sky" was born. However, due to the limitations of ancient productivity, the buildings that the ancients dreamed of reaching the sky were actually not very high.

A skyscraper like Baolong Center that towers into the clouds, with its top often between the clouds, mist, thunder and lightning, would give the ancients the most direct sense of being separated from this world.

In comparison, the representative works of modern civilization that we see every day, such as mobile phones and cars, are actually not so shocking.

Could it be that after Shangguan Dandan saw the high-rise buildings, he had already accepted the shock, so he tended to digest and accept modern civilization instead of needing to satisfy his curiosity?

"Next time you see Sister Dandan, you should find a way to get her to play with you so that she doesn't hide." Liu Changan had no choice but to take advantage of Zhou Dongdong, hoping that in addition to eating, she could also Make a difference and realize the meaning of having a child.

"Is she playing peek-a-boo with you?"

"So many questions."

"oh."

Zhou Shuling took the eggs and went downstairs. She took a quick glance at Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong and found that Liu Changan was reading Zhou Dongdong's pinyin in his hand with Zhou Dongdong's primary school reading book, so she went to the store with confidence.

"Brother Chang'an, you can read the book backwards!"

"Of course." Liu Changan nodded calmly.

After the incense was burned, Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong aside, put out the fire and started the pot. The aroma hit his face, and Zhou Dongdong jumped up quickly and wiped his mouth.

The duck meat is crispy and soft, and the taste is completely different from that of blood duck, beer duck, cured duck, etc. The smell of blood is removed, and more emphasis is placed on reflecting the fresh and original flavor of the ingredients. Liu Changan packed a little in a thermos box and handed it to Zhou Dongdong, Zhou Dongdong reached out and wanted to taste it first. With difficulty, he just dipped his finger in it and tasted the taste on his finger. Liu Changan hit him and rushed to wash his hands.

Liu Changan ate the duck slowly and leisurely, and Zhou Dongdong entered the barrier to eat the duck.

An Nuan sent a message: "I'm hiding in the bathroom to send you a message!"

“It’s a graphic message.”

"rogue!"

"Teasing to your girlfriend is a daily routine."

"Bah, I'm talking to you about business, and I'm hiding to say it! Time is running out."

"Then you should say so."

"Let me tell you, the reason why we asked Han Zhizhi to play together tomorrow is because a boy chased her all the way to Junsha!"

"This stick moved from the Huangpu River to the Xiangjiang River. It's really powerful." Liu Chang'an sent a message while singing a line in the style of Huagu Opera. In fact, many folk singers now like to draw on traditional dramas when creating their creations.

"Don't be too handsome tomorrow, just be normal."

Liu Changan agreed, but he didn't think about the meaning of An Nuan's arrangement. Anyway, it was just some messy reasons.

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I have a fever, please give me a monthly vote... Zhou Dongdong voted for me, really.