I'm really immortal
Chapter 360 Gossip and Small Planes
Many things cannot be done openly, nor can they be said, nor can they be described in detail. The beauty of them can only be imagined and experienced by oneself.
But if you don't talk about many things, it's like scratching your head and ears as if you can't scratch an itch.
Then it must be expressed implicitly, so some people often say that the expression of traditional culture pays attention to implicitness. As expected, it is of the same origin, understandable and must be accepted.
Because of this, there are all kinds of romantic poems represented by Tang poetry and Song lyrics. Within a framework and within an acceptable range, everyone can write and write, and write endless stories.
Of course, this has nothing to do with Liu Changan asking An Nuan to help make facial cream. It's just water from the Yellow River coming up from the sky, and spring water from the river flowing eastward. It's just water.
real.
"How can I help you?" An Nuan blinked at Liu Changan, waiting obediently to be arranged by Liu Changan.
When girls unconditionally trust their boyfriends, they always appear to be extremely naive, as if they are children who believe that bad guys will be eliminated by justice.
"Didn't I buy more than ten pairs of stockings last time? You can go home and take a video of trying them on." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.
"Huh?" An Nuan was shy and disappointed, because this had nothing to do with making facial cream. She was still waiting to get deeply involved in the production process of Liu Changan's magical facial cream.
But from another perspective, she was a little happy because Liu Changan revealed his lustful thoughts about her again.
"The video should be shot like this..." Liu Changan thought about it and remembered an anime GIF picture, which was a girl sitting and wearing stockings, so he made some requests, "Wear a skirt, sit on the bed and try it on It's up to you to wear safety pants or not, but if you wear them, it's best not to show them in the video. You can also wear boxer briefs that are more conservative. In fact, they are not much different from safety pants. Nowadays, many people even wear them. It is impossible to tell the difference between safety pants and boxer briefs... In terms of social concepts, underwear is generally defined as underwear, which is a part of women's privacy and cannot be shown to outsiders. However, psychologically, the definition of privacy is often related to the occasion, such as being exposed on the beach. Bikini bottoms are not revealing, nor are safety pants exposed under skirts. Safety pants only provide an imaginary shield for women in the name of safety, changing the definition of privacy... and what is even more interesting is that, The origin of safety pants is actually the bloomers worn by men as outerwear. Finally, after the rise of feminism, the clothing design requirements of the Japanese Olympic Games... Of course, the key is that the Japanese later developed the prototype of modern safety pants..."
"What on earth do you want to say?" An Nuan looked at her boyfriend in confusion. Didn't he just talk about making facial cream?
"I mean, it can be seen from this that women are used to self-deception, self-comfort and self-satisfaction. From this, it can be seen that the easiest way is actually to take a video of you trying on stockings for me, and I will buy them. A bottle of Dabao comes and is put back into the bottle. You can just take it and give it to them." Liu Changan said with certainty, "After learning that I made it, they felt the same as Dabao even from the smell and the process of using it. There is no difference, but they still feel confident and satisfied that their skin has been greatly improved."
"Then...then...then there's no need for me to take a video of trying on stockings!" An Nuan's eyes widened. Sure enough, when it came to the routine, it was her boyfriend who was having fun and pulling it off. Pulling him away even succeeded in making An Nuan have a reasonable feeling that just do as he said.
"Of course you do. You are my girlfriend. When I look at your eyes, I know that you are interested in this kind of behavior that can be more subtle but very seductive without making yourself nervous and half-assuming the first intimate experience between a man and a woman. , very interested. I am sure that you have even thought about how to shoot in your mind so that it will look better and make me more tempted." Liu Changan said with great certainty, "Even though the word "mensao" does not sound good, , but it can be expressed vividly..."
"Who is willing to give in to you! Who is sultry!"
An Nuan's cheeks turned red. She had not had the urge to tear Liu Changan's mouth out for a long time. She jumped up, held down Liu Changan's shoulders and ran behind him, trying to climb on his back to shake him down. on the ground.
Liu Changan took advantage of the situation and sat on the bluestone strip by the roadside, letting An Nuan storm away in anger.
"My request is very simple. You can sit on the bed and try on the clothes during the shooting. The camera is in the lower left corner, so that you can completely capture your proud long legs. There should be no BGM during the shooting. It is best to be quiet. Okay, let’s create a simple environment for daily shooting." Liu Changan continued to talk to himself, "When you finish shooting the video, I will make the facial cream."
"What...what..." An Nuan was surprised and stopped pushing Liu Changan down, because Liu Changan was sitting there talking to himself, but An Nuan couldn't do anything to him. This guy seemed to have a root in his butt. "Didn't you say use Dabao?"
"I was just joking, how could I possibly encourage you to deceive your friends?" Liu Changan frowned slightly, "Did you use a sponge mat again today?"
"No!" An Nuan shouted angrily: "Mine has grown up!"
"Oh, you lied to me again."
"I did not lie to you!"
"I allowed you to deceive me about this."
"Liu Changan, what the hell..."
"Me what?"
"I...I...I have nothing..." An Nuan hurriedly denied.
"Bye, I'm going home, remember to find time to take videos."
Walking outside the Orange Garden Community, Liu Changan waved goodbye to Annuan, who was still full of energy. Her feet were stamping and his face was smiling.
An Nuan stamped her feet and looked at Liu Changan's back angrily, watching his long shadow slanting across the roadside. When she finally lost sight of it, An Nuan raised the corners of her mouth slightly and hummed a gentle tune. Went back.
There are some things that boys will think about very much. In fact, girls are almost the same. However, in this matter, An Nuan cannot be too proactive. It is not that Liu Changan said that she is sullen, but reserved, which is a kind of social influence hidden in various social influences. , emotions caused by a combination of factors such as humanistic spirit, historical tradition, and natural evolution.
But today was a good start. He finally made a substantive flirtation with her and asked for benefits as a boyfriend.
But he was a little too confident, and his openness felt like he didn't do any homework or test papers in high school and asked An Nuan to copy them for him.
Could it be that he and Gao Dewei were used to helping him with his homework at that time? So much so that he clearly asked that he should carefully consider whether his girlfriend would reject him or whether she would find him too perverted and disgusted, but he was so forceful, as if he didn't consider her thoughts at all.
What a nasty guy.
But... what he said is right. When An Nuan is alone, of course he will consider how to take pictures in a casual and natural way to be more attractive... There is no girl who doesn't want to see her boyfriend. Exploding with the temptation blooming from her beautiful body.
After taking the picture... you must wait until he takes the initiative and asks for it before sending it to him. An Nuan thought this and returned home.
"Nuan Nuan!"
An Nuan was wondering about a pair of shoes that were not hers at the door when she heard Han Zhizhi's voice.
"Zhizhi!"
An Nuan rushed over with surprise and hugged Han Zhizhi tightly, jumping up and down with joy.
"Won't you come back in two days?" An Nuan asked happily.
"I really can't wait! The fastest high-speed train I took took more than four hours to arrive!" Han Zhizhi was excited while looking at An Nuan.
"That's right. In fact, if you come back on Friday and there are no classes on Monday morning, it's quite convenient to go back to Junsha for the weekend." An Nuan suddenly felt that her friend didn't go far away, and she was very happy. "It's still on weekends." You can go shopping with me."
"Really? You still have time to go shopping with me on weekends. Liu Changan must not dislike me to death?" Han Zhizhi said with a smile.
"Is he so concerned about me?" An Nuan couldn't help but smile and shake her head, "He was smashing bricks at home, reading books, paralyzing, doing whatever he wanted to pass the time. He wasn't so concerned about being with me."
"There is a man chasing me... coming to Junsha." Han Zhizhi said in a low voice, feeling a little proud despite being embarrassed.
"Isn't it? This is a bit... embarrassing." An Nuan looked left and right. Fortunately, Han Zhizhi didn't seem to have brought anyone to her home.
"Yes, we have only known each other for a long time...not to mention that I am going home." Han Zhizhi looked helpless. "Fortunately, he finally didn't want to follow me back here. He went to find a hotel to stay at and said he would come tomorrow. Come visit Junsha with me."
"Oh, I understand. He came here with you under the guise that he wanted to travel to Junsha." An Nuan still knows Han Zhizhi very well. If that man followed Han Zhizhi blatantly for the reason of pursuing Han Zhizhi, Han Zhizhi would definitely not be happy , but since the other party just wants to travel to Junsha, who cares?
But we are not children anymore. Don’t we still understand each other’s true intentions? That's why Han Zhizhi didn't beat around the bush and said directly that he was after her.
Han Zhizhi nodded, pulled An Nuan into the room, and closed the door... This kind of topic belonged to whispers between sisters.
"If my mother finds out, she won't care. It's not my fault. She has to beat me up. You have to help me keep the secret." Han Zhizhi lowered her voice and said.
"You still can't trust me? I won't tell anyone." An Nuan assured her, patting her breasts which felt a little bigger.
"That man is a classmate of our class. How can I put it... He is still a bit handsome and not as tall as Liu Changan. But when I look at your recent photos, I feel that Liu Changan is much taller than in the first half of the year. What a boy. Well, you can still grow at this age, but we basically stop growing when we are sixteen..."
"Tell your own story, continue." An Nuan watched with great anticipation as Han Zhizhi continued to tell her own gossip.
"He's the type that girls like more. He's very sporty and sunny. He's good at skateboarding, basketball, and hip-hop dancing. When he goes to KTV to sing, he's the kind of person who can attract onlookers." Han Zhizhi sat beside the bed. Looking thoughtful on the chair.
"Isn't this the type you like?" An Nuan asked strangely. It could be seen that Han Zhizhi had no intention of accepting the other party's pursuit soon.
"I don't know either... I think I should like this type, but when I think about it carefully, I think it's a bit childish and exaggerated." Han Zhizhi frowned, not quite understanding herself, "Maybe this kind of boy is too I’m recruiting girls to pay attention to me, but as a girlfriend, I don’t feel safe.”
An Nuan laughed "huh".
Han Zhizhi smelled the scent of Bagua and immediately became more energetic. She raised her eyebrows to indicate An Nuan.
"I don't have anything to say here. It's still the people you know. His beautiful cousin with a figure and face that looks like a template, and the beautiful girl who is rumored to have been in love with him for three years. Just these two..." An Nuan didn't pay much attention to Zhu Juntang. His height and chest were flaws. When Liu Changan liked someone, he was really picky about his physical condition... But he didn't mind at all. After all, Zhu Juntang was very good-looking, even if he didn't She has long legs and big breasts, her body is well proportioned and her skin is flawless.
"Cousin, why are you jealous?"
"That's a cousin who is not even related by blood. His mother almost became Liu Changan's fiancée. Fortunately, Liu Changan refused." An Nuan was so afraid that she cursed. This matter is really annoying. Don't ignore it and mention it to Liu Changan. Well, it is impossible if there is no grudge at all.
"What the hell, is there such a connection? That's a time bomb." Han Zhizhi said worriedly. She knew that An Nuan was in love for the first time and she liked Liu Changan very much. If she was poached, this sister would be afraid. I want to cut off my hair and become a nun, and look down on the world of mortals from now on.
"There is no possibility of explosion at the moment, don't mention it." An Nuan waved her hand, "I won't say anything about Bai Hui, anyway, Liu Changan only has eyes for me at the moment, and it is not my turn to take action against these little vixens."
"You are so confident." Han Zhizhi didn't have the same confidence that An Nuan had in Liu Changan. Girls are still very sensible when looking at other people's relationships when they are not in love.
"Because I am a fox fairy, do you understand?"
An Nuan locked the door mysteriously, then opened the closet and took out all the stockings, shorts, mid-calf stockings and long stockings she bought last time.
"I'm crazy about you, mother, you're so naughty!" Han Zhizhi was startled and then started laughing again, "I actually bought so many, and I'm not afraid that your Liu Chang'an will die after all."
"Where are you thinking?" An Nuan slapped Han Zhizhi with a slightly red cheek, "I just wore it to show him, and I just took a video to show him."
"It seems a bit more sexy to take a video and show it to him than to wear it." Han Zhizhi fully agreed with An Nuan's idea, "You are so witty."
An Nuan was embarrassed to say that it was Liu Changan who asked her to take the photo. She would rather bear the blame for the "sexy" thing herself. After all, it was Han Zhizhi, and it was not others who said so about herself.
"I'll take pictures after you leave. You'll be in Junsha these two days and sleep with me at night."
"I'll take pictures for you!"
"I do not want it!"
"But... you really didn't have a relationship? I feel like you were moisturized. Is it really just because of the cream?" Han Zhizhi finally remembered the most important task her mother asked her to do, otherwise Professor Ling wouldn't give it to her. She couldn't bear to go home even if she was asked to reimburse her fare for the first 20 days of school. She couldn't even wait for the National Day.
"Disgusting! I am firmly against premarital sex." An Nuan said righteously, "By the way, isn't your face sunburned? After you wash your face later, I will apply some on it for you to see. experience."
The military training at Han Zhizhi's school lasted a week longer than that at Hunan University. Han Zhizhi's skin has indeed not recovered yet.
"But speaking of it, what do you really want? Remember to pay attention to safety measures... I have learned a lot in college. The girls in the dormitory... We usually feel that we are very dirty. They are like sewage trucks. Oh my god. Um...have you ever heard of finger cots?"
"No, what is that?"
Han Zhizhi taught An Nuan the dirty things she had learned, and the two talked for a while before stopping related topics.
Han Zhizhi went to wash her face, and then An Nuan gave Han Zhizhi a little cream to apply on her face.
The effect was almost immediate, and Han Zhizhi immediately felt much more comfortable on her face. It felt like another thin layer of water vapor was soaking into her face, which made her body experience the repairing ability that was completely different from ordinary cosmetics.
"That's amazing. No wonder my mother is so anxious for me to be a lobbyist!" Han Zhizhi patted An Nuan on the shoulder happily, "It's not a loss to sell you to Liu Changan."
"How do you feel?" An Nuan suppressed a smile and touched Han Zhizhi's cheek.
"It's refreshing and cool, delicate and moisturizing. It feels completely different from ordinary skin care products." Han Zhizhi said confidently.
"Actually..." An Nuan remembered what Liu Changan had said and couldn't help but laugh, "What I applied to you was just a bottle of my mother's Guerlain cream, and she still disliked it because it didn't work..."
"You! Okay, you actually tricked me!" Han Zhizhi was furious, "Hand over the real thing to me! Otherwise I won't sleep with you tonight!"
"Okay, okay..." An Nuan then went to take out her most precious bottle of boyfriend brand face cream.
This time Han Zhizhi endured the feeling of satisfaction and joy. She had obviously had many surprising experiences, but she was too embarrassed to express her opinions anymore. However, Han Zhizhi also confirmed again that it was indeed worth it for her mother to let her be a lobbyist. At the same time, she If you complete the task and ask your mother to give you more pocket money, she will definitely be very happy.
"Let's have a four-person date tomorrow." Han Zhizhi looked at her face in the mirror and said to An Nuan.
An Nuan thought for a while and didn't answer immediately. She just looked at Han Zhizhi.
"I think as a Junsha native, my classmates came to Junsha to travel and asked me to be a tour guide. I really had no reason to refuse in an inhumane manner...but I also didn't want to be alone with him. I always felt it was too ambiguous and embarrassing." Han Zhizhi For good reason of course.
"The point is, let me help check and see how the person is doing, right?" An Nuan smiled half-heartedly, how could a girl not be pregnant? Especially when Han Zhizhi saw that An Nuan was in love, it was impossible to say that she didn't have such thoughts. Therefore, although Han Zhizhi did not feel love at first sight for this man, she was still willing to get in touch with him in more daily life. Observe each other in detail and listen to the opinions of your most important best friends.
"Disgusting!" Han Zhizhi slapped An Nuan, and her rounder cheeks became a little shy.
"Your charm is amazing... You actually have people chasing you from Zhonghai to Junsha." An Nuan sighed, and at the same time, she remembered Liu Changan's sentence that I will go wherever you go, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was a little happy, not jealous. The charm of best friends.
"I found that as long as I'm not with you, there are times when I'm charming." Han Zhizhi looked at An Nuan in a daze, "If I were a man, how would I get Liu Changan's turn, don't you think so?"
"Bah, if you were a man, you would be killed by Liu Changan." An Nuan smiled and opened the paw that Han Zhizhi stretched out to hug her.
"That's it, you must call Liu Changan." Han Zhizhi warned seriously.
"Anything to say?" An Nuan asked strangely.
"First, you are Liu Changan's girlfriend. I asked you to accompany another man. Are you a little unhappy? It will be fine if he is there. Second, there is a man beside you. His Only by comparing what we do can we compare and observe better." Han Zhizhi is a girl with relatively normal emotional intelligence and outlook on life.
"That's true. In fact, if you didn't tell me, I would have called Liu Changan. He always said that I was jealous, but in fact he is not big-hearted..." An Nuan smiled slightly and said with some embarrassment, "Actually, I'm quite jealous. I like to watch him when he is possessive."
"Is there a story?" Han Zhizhi still has a very keen sense of the smell of gossip.
An Nuan started talking to Han Zhizhi. Girls are always happy and happy to talk about things that their boyfriends care about because they care about them.
When Liu Changan received An Nuan's message about tomorrow's arrangements, he was making duck.
Cooking duck is, of course, a dish that uses duck as raw material, nothing else.
When it comes to ducks, the most familiar one is naturally the poem "Duck Prophet in Spring River Water Warmth". If you think of the article "Duck Duck", you must have other experiences and doubts. As for how to understand and doubt, it is not convenient to describe them here. Overinterpretation.
Liu Chang'an bought a fat duck, washed it and chopped it into eight pieces, added sweet wine, filled it with autumn oil, put it in a clay pot, sealed it with hemp paper, then smeared it with mud, and put it in a dry pot to prepare for steaming. stand up.
Such a method naturally requires the use of firewood for cooking, so Liu Changan called the fire-making activists back from the rice noodle shop to make a fire. Liu Changan promised Zhou Shuling that he would teach Zhou Dongdong how to do his homework.
After lighting a long stick of incense as a standard for lighting the fire, Zhou Dongdong began to light the fire.
"Brother Chang'an, I'll help you light the fire. Can you help me with my homework?"
"You help me light the fire, I'll treat you to a duck, or do you want me to help you with your homework? Choose one."
"I want to eat duck again and I want you to help me with my homework."
"Go ahead and dream."
Zhou Dongdong was not upset even after being rejected, "How about you teach me how to fly first?"
"Aren't you a small plane? A small plane can fly by itself, no one needs to teach it."
"I'm just a little plane that can't fly..." Zhou Dongdong, apart from refusing to admit that he was a stupid kid, was very self-aware in other aspects.
"Oh, so you are Xiaoji." Liu Changan nodded.
"You are the chicken! You are the little rooster, croaking..." Zhou Dongdong began to sing the songs he learned in kindergarten. He couldn't help but miss his time in kindergarten when he was a child.
"Why do you want to learn to fly?" Liu Changan asked.
"I told Taozi that I could fly, but I have never been able to fly." Zhou Dongdong said sadly. Today she wheeled her hands very fast again, but she still fell. She was still a little bit closer to flying. .
"That's a problem, otherwise you will be regarded as a kid who likes to brag." Liu Changan fell into deep thought. Flying is not a simple thing. For example, round animals such as pigs and pandas cannot fly.
Zhou Dongdong was frustrated. He was not a bragging child. Because he believed that he was a small plane, he took it for granted that he could fly.
"Okay." Liu Changan nodded to avoid the difficulty. Who let himself be a portable grandfather?
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