I'm really immortal

Lin Feng was horrified. He and Liu Changan had had several hands-on experiences...no, it was a one-sided beating experience. He had already experienced Liu Changan's monster-like strength. After a brief moment of surprise, he felt a rush of pain on his shoulders. It hurt, so I couldn't help but sit down on the stool next to me, pressing my shoulders so that I couldn't move. If this guy used his full strength, he might be able to crush his bones.

Liu Changan has been downstairs for so long, Guan Yuan should have no reason to blame himself for not holding Liu Changan back.

Thinking of this, Lin Feng turned to look at the stairs.

Liu Changan returned upstairs. There was a loud sound in the video room. He knocked on the door and pushed it open. When he glanced at it, he saw three more males in the room, and there was no figure of Guan Yuan.

Bai Hui waved and still faced Liu Changan with a generous look. She didn't want to keep a distance from Liu Changan or change her attitude immediately. That would be too deliberate, and Yan Xiang and Zhao Yu might have to think more.

Liu Changan walked over, smiled and nodded towards the three boys with green faces and excited eyes.

In the eyes of boys with strong hormone secretion and who have just begun to look forward to the opposite sex, any social situation is a courtship occasion. Even if it is not as obvious as that of males in the animal world, the psychological and behavioral details are no different after all.

This is also natural.

"This is Wang Wuyang, Lao Maigao, and Zeng Changhe from our class." Bai Hui knew that Liu Changan probably didn't remember these three people. "We met you and Zhou Dongdong at the barbecue that time, and they were also there."

"I know, there is another Guan Yuan..." Liu Changan said with a good memory, "By the way, where is Guan Yuan?"

Bai Hui came over and pulled Liu Changan aside.

"I was touching up my makeup downstairs just now, and I met Guan Yuan when I went out." Bai Hui said a little complaining, who made him run away suddenly? But who would have thought that Guan Yuan could ambush outside the bathroom, which makes people blame Liu Changan... Bai Hui doesn't really blame Liu Changan, but she is a bit resentful towards him today, not to mention that isn't it cute for girls to be angry? ?

"Why do you need to touch up your makeup?" Liu Changan took a look at Bai Hui's makeup, "I found that you are very good at makeup. You can put two taels of leeks on these eyelashes!"

"What a leek as big as you! This is Sisley's eyelash brush, it's so easy to use... I'm too lazy to tell you this! Guan Yuan suddenly said some disgusting words to me, and I spit on him." Bai Hui felt a little embarrassed. The secret pleasure.

"How disgusting is what he said? You should learn it again."

"Can your focus stop being so weird?"

"Then what did you spit on him?"

"Liu Changan!"

"Oh, I understand. I'm going down first." Liu Changan nodded and pushed Bai Hui back to sit on the sofa. "I'm going to bury a carrot first."

Bury a carrot?

Bai Hui watched Liu Changan go out and followed him out. She stood in the corridor and watched him go down the stairs. She felt that he was looking for trouble with Guan Yuan, but she was not sure. Bai Hui inadvertently glanced back at Yan Xiang and Zhao Yu found that they were indeed looking at him and Liu Changan intentionally or unintentionally, and couldn't help but snorted in his heart. What a bunch of bad wives. Didn't he already say that he was helping An Nuan to monitor Liu Changan?

Regardless of whether they believe it or not, they believe it anyway, so why don’t they believe it? Really annoying.

Liu Changan glanced back and found Bai Hui standing on the edge of the corridor, and immediately turned his head. He was not interested in the bottom of the fairy's skirt, let alone wearing pumpkin pants.

Many girls wearing gorgeous lo-skirts, in order to make the skirt look fluffy, often wear a skirt support that looks like a short skirt made of light gauze, allowing the skirt to open like an umbrella. But here Under the bustle, what is often worn is not the soft, close-fitting and light safety pants that are common for girls, but a kind of anti-exposure pumpkin pants. As the name suggests, these pants cover the legs and the middle part bulges like a pumpkin.

In short, this way of wearing it sounds silly.

Liu Changan saw Guan Yuan in the bathroom downstairs. Guan Yuan was wiping the water stains and juice on his body. His body was already wet. Fortunately, he was equipped with a hair dryer. Guan Yuan planned to clean himself up before going out.

Guan Yuan is still very concerned about his own image in this situation. Bai Hui is the main target, but it must be a matter of course for other girls to have a crush on him. As the saying goes, the flowers planted intentionally will not bloom, but the willows planted unintentionally will form shade. .

There are willow branches swaying outside the window, which is really suitable for the scene.

"Guan Yuan."

Guan Yuan turned around and saw Liu Changan leaning against the wall, looking out the window indifferently.

"Is something wrong?" Guan Yuan responded lightly, then turned to look at himself in the mirror. His hair was a little wet, and his expressionless face was a bit unruly indifference.

"Do me a favor."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he came to the stairs and opened the door of the tool room.

Guan Yuan originally didn't want to pay attention to Liu Changan, but Liu Changan was an old enemy that he had to face in his life. As Su Nanxiu said, there was no use in escaping.

So Guan Yuan wiped his hands and watched Liu Changan take out two shovels in the tool room.

Liu Changan took a handful himself, threw a handful to Guan Yuan, then walked out of the back door and came to the back garden of the villa.

"What are you doing?" Guan Yuan caught the shovel and followed Liu Changan.

Liu Changan walked under the willow tree, "Do you know why the willow tree is called willow tree?"

"The willow tree is called the willow tree." Guan Yuan thought, who the hell knows about this?

"One of the methods used by the ancients to cut down and utilize trees is called the headwood method. Willows are mostly used in the north, and ironwoods are mostly used in the southwest. These two trees are particularly suitable. The headwood method is to cut off the head of the tree and leave half of the sprouting branches. , willow tree, so it was originally called Liushu, for those who studied abroad." Liu Changan looked at the willow tree and explained: "It is recorded in Kaihe Ji that after Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty ascended the throne, he dug the Tongji Canal, and Yu Shiji flattered him and wanted to plant willow trees on both sides of the bank. The swaying branches were so beautiful that Emperor Sui Yang thought this was a good suggestion, so he planted willow trees on both sides of the Grand Canal and planted some himself. He gave the willow tree the surname Yang, so the willow tree is also called Yangliu."

"You asked me to plant willow trees?" Guan Yuan was puzzled. What was going on in Liu Changan's mind?

"So for thousands of years, willow has also been a frequent visitor in poems related to the Grand Canal and Suzhou and Hangzhou. The emperors in ancient times were really arrogant. When they met a tree, they also gave them a surname. In fact, who likes to have your last name Yang? Are you right?" Liu Changan asked.

Guan Yuan thought about it for a while, what exactly did Liu Changan want to do? It's just that at least Liu Changan is gentle now and doesn't seem to be going against him. Guan Yuan also behaves very gracefully, "Yes, you can't be too arrogant as a person."

"I think so too." Liu Changan said and began to shovel dirt on the ground. "Do me a favor. I know you are strong."

strong? Guan Yuan looked at Liu Changan with some vigilance. It seemed that Liu Changan had finally noticed something special about Guan Yuan. His words were probably implying something.

But you are the person Su Nanxiu is wary of, and I am afraid you may not be an ordinary person. Guan Yuan snorted coldly in his heart, and shoveled the soil with a shovel without being arrogant or humble.

Two men with extraordinary strength, and Guan Yuan deliberately competing with Liu Changan, shoveled very fast, and in a short time they dug a hole in the yard that was almost as high as a person.

After digging, Guan Yuan inadvertently raised his head and showed a smile. He wanted to look at Liu Changan and smile, but he immediately restrained himself. He was annoyed in his heart. He was really crazy. He came here at night to dig holes and plant trees with Liu Changan, a crazy person!

Labor makes people happy, labor makes people cheerful, and labor makes people broad-minded.

"Go in." Liu Changan pointed at the pit and said to Guan Yuan.

"Ah?" Guan Yuan was stunned for a moment.

"You go in, I'll bury you." Liu Changan urged, he also wanted to sing.

"Fuck! Are you kidding me?" Guan Yuan was furious. Not only was he angry that Liu Changan wanted to bury him, but he was even more angry that he had lost his mind and thought he was planting trees, and followed him digging here for a long time!

"No." Liu Chang'an reasoned with Guan Yuan, "Listen to my explanation. As the saying goes, there is no way to prevent thieves for a thousand days. I am here to play tonight. I also want to sing. I also want to play game consoles. I also I'm going to play board games. I can't be by Bai Hui's side all the time, right? Look how dishonest you are. I just went down to drink a glass of orange juice and you were hiding in the bathroom trying to spy on Bai Hui. You said you were so nasty. , how can I feel relieved?”

"I didn't spy on her, shush... shush you!" Guan Yuan was furious, and Liu Changan was talking nonsense.

"I know you didn't peep. Wasn't it discovered? You were also splashed with water by Bai Fen." Liu Changan pointed at the pit again, "Go in, I don't have time to keep an eye on you, so it's safest to bury you here." , when our party is over, I will naturally pull you out."

"I'm not a carrot, why don't I leave!" Guan Yuan dropped the shovel and was furious.

"No, what if you leave and come back? People who would go to the bathroom to peeping cannot be trusted at all." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Let me say it one last time..."

Liu Chang'an didn't wait for Guan Yuan to finish speaking, and hit Guan Yuan's neck with the shovel. Guan Yuan felt pain immediately, staggered and pointed at Liu Chang'an, staggered and fell into the pit.

"You won't listen to me, but I might as well go in by myself." Liu Changan raised the shovel and began to bury the pipe.

Guan Yuan's physical fitness was far beyond that of ordinary people. He woke up soon and found that Liu Changan had buried soil on his shoulders. He couldn't help being shocked and angry, "Liu Changan! You are simply lawless. Do you know what you are doing?"

"You just suffer the disadvantage of being uneducated. Think about it, if you knew the origin of the willow tree's name, you would be able to imagine where someone dug a hole to plant a willow tree? As for the willow tree, just insert a branch and it will be fine! "Liu Chang'an clearly reminded him so clearly, but Guan Yuan is still so slow. He must have needed this kind of experience to wake him up to the importance of erudition, study hard from now on, and change his ways. It is not known that Liu Changan will think back on Liu Changan's painstaking efforts in the future. , naturally grateful.

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he stuffed the handle of the shovel into Guan Yuan's mouth and blocked his throat to prevent him from yelling and disturbing his classmates.

"Before this, I stuffed chicken into your vagina and poured chicken juice and sugar water all over your body. It was as painful as yours. Fortunately, I now agree with and support the core socialist values ​​and am not so cruel." Liu Changan revealed a With a gentle and kind smile, he touched Guan Yuan's head, then walked back to the villa, and broke the door lock in case someone discovered Guan Yuan in time.

Liu Changan went to wash his hands and found Bai Hui looking around in the corridor again.

"Why did you go?" Bai Hui asked with a sigh of relief.

"I'm going to bury Guan Yuan. You can play in peace tonight." Liu Changan has always been reliable in doing things. He will handle it well if he promises. It has nothing to do with other reasons. The big trouble is not because of who is who.

Bai Hui burst into laughter. So, did he mean burying Guan Yuan when he was talking about burying radishes? Liu Changan is so annoying. He obviously doesn't want to laugh with him anymore, but he still wants to make her laugh. It's really annoying.

Bai Hui didn't take it seriously and asked Liu Chang'an if he wanted to sing. Of course Liu Chang'an wanted to sing. It took him an all-nighter to play because there were no classes in the morning the next day and there were classes only in the afternoon. Everyone had fun until the morning. And return.

Liu Changan and Bai Hui said goodbye and walked home. They walked to the Juzhou Bridge and looked up at the rising sun. It was another sunny day.

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Asking for a monthly ticket.

I have a card in my hand, I have the harem, Miss Xia Fei's new book. "A Card in Hand" The author of this book has a beautiful appearance that conceals the present and the past, and the lotus flowers are ashamed of the jade face. The quality is clear and frosty, and the fragrance contains autumn dew. His hands are like catkins, his skin is like condensed fat, his collar is like a cricket grub, his teeth are like gourds and rhinoceros, his head is like a moth's eyebrows, he has a clever smile and beautiful eyes. If you look closely at the veins in your eyes, you can see the ripples in the eyes, where the flowers are blooming. Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising. If you look at it forcefully, it's as bright as a flower emerging from Lubo. The slenderness is satisfied, and the length is shortened.

Worth reading!