I'm really immortal

Liu Changan and An Nuan sat in the back row. An Nuan sat in first. Liu Changan sat next to her and held her hand.

An Nuan kicked off her shoes, raised her legs and put them on the seat, leaned over diagonally, and rested her head on Liu Changan's arm.

"It stinks like hell." Liu Yuewang said again.

An Nuan didn't want to pay attention to Professor Liu who was shocked and didn't like what he saw.

Liu Changan turned his head and looked over, only to realize that An Nuan was wearing only half of his socks. It turned out that the position of the socks holding the thighs was blocked by the skirt. For many girls, socks of this length are suitable for them to wear, such as Bai Hui and Zhu Jun. For a fairy like Tang, the socks should be able to reach the base of the legs, but for An Nuan they can only be used as half socks.

The stockings were silky and delicate in texture, exuding a soft and warm atmosphere. An Nuan's two little feet were close together, and her toes twitched and rubbed against the seat in response to her unexplained hum.

A beautiful girl is like a treasure that a man dreams of, getting it with no regrets, just like a little boy getting his first favorite toy, holding it in his hands day and night, with indescribable joy.

"Why are you becoming more and more coquettish?" Liu Yuewang said very dissatisfied. In his impression, this girl was obviously rough. She saw the big man from Guandong holding his voice and standing on tiptoe to imitate the famous Peking opera actress. a feeling.

"No way?" An Nuan denied while continuing to rub her cheek against Liu Changan's shoulder.

When girls are in love, they often do small actions with unknown meanings. Because small actions are meaningless, they often don't realize what they are doing.

"Do you like Liu Changan that much?" Liu Yuewang glanced at Liu Changan again. This guy also had a gentle and doting look on his face. It's really annoying. Are you acting in an idol drama? Do you really think that you are the kind of hero and heroine who, when encountering an emotional plot, will have a sprinkler spraying water, streetlights shining beautiful light, standing on the road chasing after each other without being hit by a car, and music playing in the background?

"Mom, please stop looking in the rearview mirror." An Nuan begged.

Liu Yuewang thought for a while and was too lazy to argue with these little guys. Watching them fall in love was just like watching children play house? But since An Nuan likes Liu Changan so much, if Liu Changan gives up in the future, he will have to be tied up and forced to find out the secret recipe of facial cream and then throw him into the Xiangjiang River.

With an expressionless expression, Liu Yuewang imagined Liu Changan, who had always been calm and unfazed, being tied to a chair and being whipped and screaming, and he drove the car out of the Orange Garden Community with an expressionless expression.

"Why do you like me?" An Nuan was inspired and asked in a low voice.

"Because you are good-looking."

"I knew you did it because I'm good-looking!" Although this was not the first time he asked this question, An Nuan was still a little proud and felt deeply helpless. There was nothing that could be done about it. No wonder Liu Changan... An Nuan touched his cheek and said, "I give you special permission to like me for such a superficial reason."

"That's good, I thought you were going to start."

"Am I such a girl who likes to do things!" An Nuan bit Liu Changan's arm angrily.

"Occasionally."

"Then you must like me too, otherwise I will eat you."

Liu Changan had no choice but to push An Nuan away, who was opening his mouth to bite. An Nuan struggled a few times and closed her mouth. She expressed with her eyes that she was no longer making trouble, and then she hugged Liu Changan's arm.

"Then why do you like me?" Liu Changan rarely asks such boring questions, but most of the time in life is boring, and the most amazing thing about love is that it can turn boring things into two people Interesting things, so men and women who feel bored most of the time are particularly eager to fall in love.

When An Nuan heard this question, her heart suddenly beat, and her whole person became quiet. She instinctively wanted to be reserved, but the tone and words she blurted out were very gentle, "I don't know... I never thought that I liked it before. What kind of person is he like? When I met the guy who was said to have fainted because he was so amazed by Bai Hui, I realized that the person I like would be like this."

"It's started again. Ten years later, will you still mention this matter?" Liu Changan raised his arms and put his arms around her soft shoulders, resting his chin on her hair. She was such a cute little girl.

"I will always mention it..." An Nuan pouted and hummed, "Sometimes I have a feeling that I have been waiting for you for a long time, so I probably don't need any special reason. As soon as I find you, I feel: Oh , this is the person, I have been waiting for him for a long time."

Liu Yuewang couldn't bear it anymore and suddenly turned on the speaker and played the song "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately".

“I’ve been feeling annoyed lately, I’ve been feeling annoyed, I’ve been feeling annoyed.

I always feel like my life is a little extreme

I think I still

From obscurity to being liked”

The helpless and lost tone of the old man's voice finally broke the atmosphere in the car that Liu Yuewang didn't like. Liu Yuewang took another peek at An Nuan's expression, and then looked at the traffic ahead expressionlessly.

"It's our fault. Next time we fall in love, we should go to a place where no one is around." Liu Changan said.

An Nuan was about to nod, but then she remembered what Liu Changan said about the sense of security in a deserted place, and punched Liu Changan with a blushing cheek.

She wasn't ready yet, or she didn't need to be prepared for this kind of thing, but An Nuan couldn't help but have wild imaginations. Ever since he said that he would have sex with her sooner or later, An Nuan started to pay attention to the safe period of ovulation. These are all messy things.

So he hit Liu Changan again.

Pounded all the way.

Liu Yuewang drove the car to the gate of the community under An Nuan's command. Liu Changan originally wanted to get off in front of Baolong Center, but An Nuan asked Liu Yuewang to drive over.

Liu Yuewang watched Liu Changan walk into the community and looked around, "This community is really broken."

"It's broken somewhere, it's fine." An Nuan said unhappily.

"Bah, you're blind."

"I think it's pretty good."

"It's not that I dislike him for being poor, I'm just telling the truth. I've known about his family situation for a long time." Liu Yuewang told the truth, and then said seriously, "Look at you, let's fall in love, just like those in ancient times." A stupid woman will not marry you unless you marry her."

"I will fall in love well and pass on my experience to you in the future."

"No matter how big or small, I'll give you a slap on the ear."

"I'm not worried that Liu Changan will have no future in the future. I can also support my family. Why do I have to rely on men?" An Nuan was full of confidence. "I will buy a house and a car. I want to marry Liu Changan and let him be responsible at home. Just tease me."

After An Nuan finished speaking, she shyly hugged the cushion to cover her face, twisted her body and started laughing.

"Shameless." Liu Yuewang cursed, and then cursed, "You are shameless."

"I really paid for it as a gift."

"Everything you give with phone bills is useful." Liu Yuewang said with some emotion, "I haven't been to a business hall for a long time. I don't know if they give away washing powder, dishwashing liquid or dish brushes in addition to phone bills... ...Please remember to remind me later that the dish brush at home needs to be replaced."

"That sweeping robot is so stupid. Buy a vacuum cleaner. Who asked you to buy that robot and then broke the vacuum cleaner?"

"Okay, let's go buy underwear first."

"I feel like I've actually grown another cup size!"

"It's still early, don't start dreaming so soon."

"Others are trying to make a fool of themselves, but what do you think you are?"

"Disgusting! Disgusting mother!"

…

…

When Liu Changan returned home, Zhou Shuling had already put away the hot sauce for him. Liu Changan knocked on the door downstairs, but there was no response. After waiting for a while, he shouted "Dan Dan" twice, but there was still no response.

Liu Changan then went in and took a look at the coffin. This time he didn't have any hallucinations. He took out the bucket with beans.

Opening the lid, he found that the beans had grown a thick layer of mycelium. Liu Changan stretched out his finger and inserted a hole to test the temperature and surface viscosity of the beans. He inserted a total of nine shallow holes and tried them. Finally, he inserted a deep hole. I inserted it into the bottom of the bean and felt the temperature and humidity. I was very satisfied.

Hearing the sound behind him, Liu Changan knew that it was Shangguan Dandan who had crawled out of the coffin, but he did not look back, lest she pretend to ask him to help the noble Queen Mother get out of the coffin.

"What are you doing?" Shangguan Dandan walked over and looked at Liu Changan who was inserting beans with a majestic expression.

"Make tempeh."

“What is tempeh?”

"You don't know about tempeh?" Liu Chang'an wondered, "Soybeans are Shu, and tempeh is made from Shu. When the Shanrong tribe attacked the Yan Kingdom from the south, the overlord Qi Henggong sent troops to help, and they fought all the way to the depths of Yan Mountain, the home of the Shanrong tribe. The best bean seed... Later, tempeh was naturally invented by me and the working people who are full of creativity and wisdom."

"Oh, Zongqu Salted Soy Sauce Qianda, it's recorded in "The Biography of Huozhi"." Shangguan Dandan understood.

Liu Changan nodded, scraped off all the growing hyphae with chopsticks, and then went to Aunt Xie's canteen to buy a large bottle of drinking water.

Liu Changan first washed the tempeh under tap water. This is the most important part of making tempeh. First, the tempeh must be molded, but now all the mold must be cleaned. Otherwise, it must be sealed in a clay pot and the mold will regenerate, and the whole can of tempeh will become moldy. Wasted.

After repeated scrubbing, the tempeh was clean. Liu Changan rinsed it again with drinking water, put it in a sieve to drain the water, and it can be put into jars tomorrow.

As for the dried beans, chili peppers, and garlic slices mixed with the black bean sauce, of course they have already been prepared.

Shangguan Dandan just stood there and watched Liu Changan busy.

Seeing Liu Changan finished his work, Shangguan Dandan stopped him.

"Tomorrow morning, I will make breakfast for you." Shangguan said calmly.

Liu Changan was very surprised. He raised his hand and did not touch Shangguan Dandan's forehead, lest she think he was trying to force her to sleep again.

"I won't eat." So Liu Changan refused without hesitation.

Shangguan Dandan was also surprised and looked at Liu Changan doubtfully.

"I'm very grateful that you have this idea, but what would you make for breakfast? Please don't waste food materials." Liu Changan said very frankly.

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, took out his mobile phone and took a look. That's not what it said above. Why is Liu Changan different from others?

"Good night." Liu Changan walked out.

Shangguan Dandan watched Liu Changan walk out and clicked on the article "How long-separated parents can repair their relationship with their children starting with a delicious breakfast".

Shangguan Dandan lay in the coffin again and began to look for new methods.

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Recommend a book "My Neighbor is the Emperor". Xia Hua actually wants to try writing historical novels, but she feels that her writing is either too lewd or too serious, so forget it, she can write history. All are great gods.

Sorry, I caught a cold today and had to step in dog poop. It stinks. I will continue to challenge myself tomorrow.