I'm really immortal

Liu Changan returned to the community carrying the dead dog. A night without sleep had no impact on Liu Changan, but the energy absorbed by the leap made him feel good, so he hummed a ditty while cleaning up the dead dog:

That bamboo pole is easy to bend (yo) (oh),

Three strands (ha) of linen yarn are difficult to pull off,

The tiger (ha) falls (ah) on the ground (yah) of Pingyang (raha),

The dragon (he) has no water (ah) and is trapped on the beach,

If you ask for one of them, you should be a good person.

Not afraid of being weak, afraid of being alone (which),

Everyone’s partnership funds will not be exchanged, and everyone’s partnership funds will not be exchanged (ha)!

Li Guyi also sang this song. Liu Changan often participated in voluntary labor when he was working. This song was often sung at the construction site here in Junsha.

As for the dog, he still packs it in the same way as last time. The dog meat is processed together, the liver, intestines and other internal organs are prepared together. The dog balls and dog whip are what he wants to use for barbecue... Yes, the new high-ranking templar is a male dog, and the one named by Zhu Juntang as the senior monk of Putuo Temple is a female dog.

Although the high-level templar and the eminent monk of Putuo Temple are the same thing, I always feel that a bitch is not suitable to be the eminent monk of Putuo Temple. However, this is the name chosen by Zhu Juntang. The eminent monk should not blame her, and there is no need to take it seriously with her.

For old communities with traditional neighbors, it is not possible to eat alone. Just like the vegetables grown by the old people, they often give some away. You can take the leeks, garlic sprouts, green onions, etc. planted in front of your door with just a shout. No one cares about it. Liu Changan gets this dog. Even though every household won't give some as a gift, it would be great to sell Xinxin dog meat for everyone to eat at a price cheaper than the market like last time.

Liu Changan had been tossing this dead dog early in the morning. When it got dark, someone got up and smelled the burning aroma of the meat skin and rushed over to see what was going on. Soon, they shouted and called people to queue up to buy Liu Changan. of dog meat.

Zhou Dongdong, who had just woken up, ran to the balcony and took a look down. He hurriedly got dressed and ran down to watch the excitement. Looking at the dead dog hung up by Liu Changan, he quickly stopped with a slightly slippery step. .

"Brother Chang'an, have you killed another piglet?" Zhou Dongdong looked at it for a while before asking.

"I have never killed piglets here, why do you say so?" Liu Changan asked.

"Then...is that a dog again?" Zhou Dongdong asked with a pout.

"Yes, you can have three bowls again."

"How could you kill a dog!" Zhou Dongdong's tears came out little by little and he started to sob. But he just cried twice, shrugged his shoulders and then suddenly stopped.

"Why aren't you crying?" Liu Changan was very surprised. The last time he killed a dog, he was selling dog meat while listening to Zhou Dongdong crying next to him. It felt good.

"Let's keep some for ourselves first." Zhou Dongdong said softly.

Liu Changan looked at the queue to buy dog ​​meat. He was very pleased that Zhou Dongdong was a kid in elementary school after all and had some computing skills. He handed Zhou Dongdong a piece of dog meat that he had prepared and put in an underground basin. " Go back to your mother."

Zhou Dongdong hugged the basin and suddenly burst into tears with relief. He ran towards home and cried loudly: "Mom... Brother Chang'an killed the dog again! How could he kill the dog!"

Several old men and women looked at Zhou Dongdong and snickered. Liu Changan sighed, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Stop laughing, I won't sell to anyone who laughs."

"Chang'an little baby, why did you suddenly fall out!"

"Who laughed, who laughed?"

"I'm not laughing at you!"

In the happy atmosphere, most of the dog meat was sold. In addition to giving Zhou Dongdong back, Liu Changan also kept some for himself.

Although he started cooking dog meat earlier today, with such a big dog and the time consuming to sell dog meat, Liu Changan decided to ask Qin Yanan for leave.

Qin Yanan knew that this was the second time Liu Changan had asked for leave for selling dog meat. After agreeing, he thought about it for a long time and still couldn't understand it, but he still accepted this person's usual style.

Liu Changan was making dog meat sauce at home. This time, he wrapped the dog liver in intestinal oil and smoked it for a while. After that, he didn't use it separately to make food. He chopped it, stirred it, and put it into other organs to make dog meat sauce.

After making the dog meat sauce, the dog meat was cooked and sliced, packed into sealed boxes, and brought a few ice packs from Zhou Shuling's refrigerator to pack them together, and then called a courier to come and take the order.

The courier boy said that they have their own cold fresh packaging, but they still accepted Liu Changan's current preservation measures.

"It will arrive tomorrow morning, and the taste will not change at all." The courier boy said with certainty after looking at the address Liu Changan left.

Liu Changan nodded. If the taste changes, then why do you charge such an expensive express fee?

This piece of dog meat was given to Gao Dewei. I guess his mouth was already dumbfounded there. It is almost impossible to eat this kind of dog meat mixed with spicy sauce in southern Hunan.

Hometown cuisine actually has to be cooked in your hometown. Even if the owner of a restaurant in other places is from your hometown, the food cooked by you still feels like it lacks some flavor.

After finishing this dish and delivering it by courier, half of the morning had passed, the heat of the sun was shining down, and Liu Changan's chili seasoning and wheat paste were finally mixed together.

This kind of hot sauce is delicious even if it is used alone with rice. Liu Changan was very satisfied when he saw the gray color of the wheat paste mixed with the chili pepper to finally form a bright red sauce. After another week of exposure to the sun, this jar The hot sauce is ready to be put into the clay pot.

At this time, Zhu Juntang, who also did not go to school, came to the sycamore tree proudly.

Today Zhu Juntang is not wearing that very fluffy Lolita style A-line skirt, but she is still wearing her favorite white stockings. There are two rabbits with erect ears on the knees. Her calves are straight, and her thighs seem to be only slightly rounder than her calves. , the overall look is straight and slender, and the plumpness brought about by the slowdown of metabolism has not yet accumulated on the girl's legs.

"You ate my dog ​​again!" Zhu Juntang was of course here to accuse her. It was rare that she had a reason to come to accuse her. How could she not be so arrogant that she could live up to her deliberate desire to turn over.

Zhong Qing only said that Liu Changan jumped off the wall and trampled the new high-level templar to death, but there was no doubt that the dog had no other fate, so Zhu Juntang must have been eaten by Liu Changan without questioning.

"No, I didn't eat at all." Liu Changan was sitting on the newly set up charcoal stove turning into a roasted dog.

Of course Goubao is those things.

After washing and removing the dirt and oily skin, add ginger, green onions, and Shaoxing wine to a pot of water and cook until cooked. This can not only clean it again, but also make the material more suitable for barbecue.

"You ate my dog ​​last time!" Zhu Juntang didn't believe it at all.

"It's true that I killed your dog, but I didn't eat it. I sold it."

"You're so boring."

"I committed a sin by killing the dog, but sharing it with others so that everyone can enjoy it is accumulating blessings, and the merits and demerits offset each other, Amitabha."

"You still believe this!" Zhu Juntang didn't believe it, because the Zhu family has gotten rich through hard work with their own hands. But now the old man lives a long life, his descendants are prosperous, and he is as rich as the country.

"I'm just talking casually. You don't have to think too hard when talking to you. Please don't take it seriously, and please don't mind it." Liu Changan was very frank and apologetic.

"You..." Zhu Juntang realized that before he turned over arrogantly to trample Liu Changan under his beautiful and lovely little feet, there was a long way to go and it could not be accomplished overnight.

"Would you like to try it?" Cut off the dog egg balls, slice the dog penis into slices, skewer them and add a little bit of Liu Changan's leftover dog meat sauce to grill over high heat. The oil is overflowing and the aroma is fragrant. Feel the temptation of fragrance on your lips and teeth.

Liu Changan gave Zhu Juntang a string. Zhu Juntang was a little wary and shook his head. Liu Changan was a person who was really good and would not consider her. But if there was anything he could do to deal with her, he would actively consider her. .

Liu Changan didn't force it. The portion wasn't much in the first place and he ate it all by himself. Now Zhu Juntang wants to ask again and he can admit that he ate her dog.

"Why were you wandering around downstairs last night?" After Zhu Juntang failed to gain any psychological advantage from asking the question, he started to ask another question, which was what she wanted to know.

He couldn't come to her downstairs to sing "Outside the Window", and there were no banana flowers downstairs.

"I jumped from the roof of the building." Liu Changan had no intention of hiding it.

"You sneaked up on my roof again!" Zhu Juntang was instinctively angry, and then he grasped the point and complained excitedly, "Why didn't you ask me to get up and watch you jump off the building!"

"You are asleep. I'm afraid it will affect your perfection." Liu Changan bit the remaining meat on the bamboo stick and threw away the bamboo stick with hesitation. In fact, there are really not many things like dog balls and dog whips, which are more difficult. But rooster eggs are much easier to obtain. Many chicken farms can castrate roosters, and this is what they produce. These chicken farms will also save money. It would be a pity to throw away all these rooster eggs. Ah, of course I want to sell it.

Liu Changan planned to buy a pound of chicken eggs to eat. This kind of food basically costs between 80 and 121 pounds, which is quite luxurious.

"That's right...then you can't pick a different time?" Zhu Juntang was very embarrassed. Watching Liu Changan jump off the building was indeed his long-cherished wish, but sleeping was also the top priority in life.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded.

Zhu Juntang almost thought he heard wrongly, "You...are you willing to jump off the building to show me?"

"Pretty much, I can jump out of a helicopter without a parachute."

"Don't you carry a parachute?"

"Don't carry it!"

"I want to see it!" Zhu Juntang hugged Liu Changan excitedly and shook him back and forth.

Liu Changan pressed her face without hesitation and pushed her away. He didn't have any breasts, just like Qin Yanan.

It's a pity that Liu Changan didn't press her breasts and push her away, but compared to Qin Yanan, it doesn't make much sense to say whether there is one or not.

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It has been corrected. I am very sorry. There are two chapters with a total of 6,000 words. Please vote for me. Because the title is repeated, the next chapter will skip chapter 111 and become chapter 112 directly.