I'm really immortal

When Liu Changan came back, he bought fresh shepherd's purse at the vegetable market. This character that few people know is pronounced "JI". It is pronounced in the second tone, so it is not the same thing as shepherd's purse in the fourth tone.

Pork root is called Zhe'ergen in "Famous Doctors", "Houttuynia cordata" in "Compendium of Materia Medica", and there is also a place in southern Guangdong called Gou Tie'er. In short, this is basically the explanation. Men, women and children from all over the country basically eat it. Everyone knows what it is.

Pork greens, coriander, and durian are the three most common things that some people regard as delicacies, while others find it difficult to swallow. This is probably related to genes. Genes affect whether taste buds produce a tempting appetite or not. Repulsive disgust.

Just like many poisons use strong colors to warn themselves that they are not easy to mess with, these unusually strong smells are often also a warning. Eating too much amaranth is definitely bad for your health, but eating a little bit of it is good for your health. .

Liu Changan cut the wild cabbage into inch-long pieces and tasted the chili pepper. He found that it was still a little tender, but he scraped it around and fried it in a pot to make it drier. Then he sprinkled the pickled root with these dried chili peppers. , add soy sauce, vinegar, garlic and a little sugar and stir it, it will be crispy and refreshing.

Of course, people who can't eat the roots of the ears will find it difficult to put the smell into their mouths. If they try it forcibly, it will only be thick and pungent, making it difficult to swallow.

After cooking the wild vegetables, Zhou Shuling called her upstairs to make pickled vegetables and pig's feet for the evening, and asked Liu Changan to come up and eat.

So Liu Changan went to Aunt Xie to buy a bottle of Red Star Erguotou, and took his own wild cabbage to eat together upstairs.

The pickled pig's trotters made by Zhou Shuling are different from Liu Changan's. Her pig's trotters are minced and fried to a crispy appearance. They are more like a side dish for wine than a meal. However, she also stir-fries a portion of bacon with garlic sprouts, which is just right. With Liu Changan's wild vegetables, the combination of meat and vegetables was complete. Two meat and one vegetable were just right for three people. Zhou Shuling didn't wash the baby potatoes anymore. She originally made boiled baby potatoes with perilla, but the baby potatoes were washed clean. Peeling is laborious.

Zhou Dongdong stood at the door and licked his fingers seriously.

Zhou Shuling ignored her in the kitchen.

Brother Chang'an is a reasonable person and will not hit someone without saying anything, so Zhou Dongdong calmly finished licking three of his fingers and stretched out the remaining two fingers in front of Liu Changan, "You Do you want to lick my fingers and eat them?"

"Thank you." Liu Changan saw the remaining chocolate on Zhou Dongdong's fingers.

"The teacher said children shouldn't waste food." Zhou Dongdong had a good reason for licking his fingers.

"You'd better wash your hands quickly. When your mother comes out, just wait and cry."

Zhou Dongdong quickly went to wash his hands.

Zhou Shuling brought out the meal and saw that Zhou Dongdong had washed her hands without being urged, so she praised her.

"After eating the pickled pig's trotters you made, you asked me to make them too, so I made another flavor. What do you think it tastes like?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

Liu Changan tasted the pig's feet and nodded to indicate that it was good, while Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan's plate of wild vegetables.

"Brother Chang'an, you have no money and can only eat grass?" Zhou Dongdong was a little worried.

"I'm not...I haven't eaten it...well, yes, although this thing is grass, it is edible and delicious." Liu Changan explained, "It's called wild grass."

Zhou Dongdong was relieved, and at the same time he was very happy to have something delicious that he had never eaten before, so he picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhou Dongdong's face twisted and deformed sharply, he squinted his eyes, opened his mouth, and spat out. He looked at Liu Changan in disbelief. Although he smelled an extremely unpleasant taste just a moment before putting it into his mouth, he had eaten it before. Zhou Dongdong didn’t pay much attention to the experience of smelly mandarin fish.

But it seems to be completely different.

Liu Changan took a sip, drank a sip of wine, took another sip, and looked at Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong took another taste and vomited again.

Liu Changan continued to eat, looking as if he was enjoying the food.

Zhou Dongdong tasted it again. He was very unwilling to give up, but he still vomited it.

Liu Changan continued to eat.

Zhou Dongdong finally opened his mouth and cried with a "Wow" sound, very sad and sad.

"You're teasing her again." Zhou Shuling glared at Liu Changan angrily, but then she laughed happily.

"The pig's trotters are quite good, and they taste better than the ones I made. Especially the skin of the pig's trotters is fried just right. It doesn't lose its chewiness and original flavor, and it's not so greasy." Liu Changan praised Zhou Shuling's craft.

Zhou Shuling was very happy and gave Liu Changan a carefully selected piece with meat and ribs. She knew that Liu Changan had good teeth and could eat pig's feet cleanly, including the ribs and ribs. After giving it to him, she also If you don't want to eat, just watch Liu Changan eat. You must know that for a cook, it is very satisfying to watch someone finish his own food at such a high level.

After Zhou Dongdong cried at the top of his lungs for a few times, he found that no one was paying attention to him. He sniffed, wiped his tears, and put another chopstick into his mouth.

"Wow... ow... ow..."

Even sadder.

Zhou Shuling put the plate of wild vegetables directly in Liu Changan's hand, not letting Zhou Dongdong pick it up, and said angrily, "If you can't eat it, don't eat it. Why are you howling?"

"Obviously...obviously...obviously delicious...why can't I eat it...ah..."

Liu Changan continued to eat the pig's feet and reminded Zhou Dongdong, "If you continue to compete with this plate of wild vegetables, I will finish the pig's feet first and then the beef."

Zhou Dongdong came back to his senses and was stunned for a moment. How could he become such a stupid child? Not being smart or brave at all, he quickly started eating pig's feet.

"She is both greedy and stupid." Zhou Shuling put her hands on her hips helplessly, "I don't know who she looks like?"

"What do you think?" Liu Changan looked at Zhou Shuling, really without any self-awareness, "Next year's Arbor Day, you can take Zhou Dongdong to plant 13 trees."

Although she didn't know why Liu Changan asked her to plant trees, Zhou Shuling still felt that taking children to plant trees was a very practical thing, so she nodded, "Let's go together."

"Okay, you plant and I'll watch."

After Liu Changan finished eating, he discussed the color design of the children's bed with Zhou Shuling. In fact, it was just a talk. Anyway, Zhou Shuling only said "ok", "you make up your mind", "you can do whatever you say", "I'm fine with everything" .

Returning downstairs to continue making the bed, Liu Changan clapped his hands and thought, he might as well go see Shangguan Dandan, after all, he had a new place for her today.

When he came to the room downstairs and opened the door, Liu Changan was surprised to find that the coffin was opened and Shangguan Dandan was missing.

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I highly recommend Xia Hua's only novel to read in 2018, "Midnight Bookstore". I won't lie to you, I have been reading this book in the past two years. The author is Chun Di Xiaolong. Like Xia Hua, it has been read in more than 404 books, but it is super awesome. !

Chapter 108 is here:

The night has just enveloped the top of the sycamore tree. It is the time when the phoenix tree is in the phoenix tree. After dinner, shaking a cattail leaf fan and calling out to the children and girls in twos and threes to shout and drink in the mahjong parlor is the true meaning of the evening.

Liu Changan was originally going to take one look at Shangguan Dandan and ask Old Man Qian to play mahjong. Last time he lost the beard and left Liu Changan angry. It just so happened that he would win a little tonight and wait for him to show off his arrogance to Liu Changan. When you look down on arrogance, win it back.

There was no Shangguan Dandan in the coffin, and Liu Changan did not see Shangguan Dandan.

It doesn't matter, she won't be defeated or the void will be shattered.

The important thing is that the coffin is opened, but Shangguan Dandan is not inside. This is a rare opportunity for Liu Changan, because he has wanted to feel the coffin from the beginning.

Shangguan Dandan has been lying in it for two thousand years... After she woke up, she has been lying in it until now, which is enough to show how comfortable this coffin is.

He had thought before that if he lay in this coffin and launched him out of the solar system with a rocket, he would be able to travel through the universe.

This is just a thought. He will not want to leave the earth until human society or intelligent civilization is extinct on the earth. That will probably be the day when all humans become data, and it is time for him to leave the earth.

Liu Changan approached the coffin, reached out and touched the coffin cover, which only had its edge resting on the coffin body, and then poked his head in to look inside the coffin.

When he opened the coffin for the first time, he could see clearly that the inside of the coffin was no different from an ordinary coffin dug out of a cemetery, or a coffin prepared for the recently deceased.

Looking carefully, there were many fine lines on the inner wall of the coffin, neatly arranged in rows. But when Liu Changan's fingers fell on it, he could feel that the lines were actually very complicated, but they were too fine and looked too thin to the naked eye. All I can think of is neat and straight lines.

Liu Changan did not rush to use a magnifying glass to study the lines inside the coffin. He just looked at the snow-white quilt covered in the coffin. This quilt was the same one that Shangguan had slept on for more than two thousand years. It still felt soft and fluffy. , as if it were in the same state as when it was just made.

It felt like the quilt was not at the bottom. Liu Changan remembered that when he first saw Shangguan Dandan here, her face was very close. When the coffin was opened, her nose should be only a few centimeters away from the coffin lid.

Liu Changan did not lift the quilt. He kept the entire coffin in its current state to avoid inadvertently changing anything.

He took off his shoes, then put his hand on the edge of the coffin, raised his legs and stepped in. He moved sideways and lay down facing the quilt.

He planned to just lie down like this, which was different from Shangguan Dandan's lying position, and then turn over to fully experience the feeling of sleeping in it.

The quilt was so soft. After being slept on by Shangguan for so many years, it was still so clean and soft. It even exuded a warm fragrance, which made Liu Changan close his eyes unconsciously.

It's so comfortable, no wonder Shangguan Dandan can lie here for so long.

I wish I could sleep for a long time and never want to wake up.

Um? Why is there the sound of someone else breathing?

Liu Changan couldn't help but open his eyes, only to find that there was some kind of quilt lying on top of him. It was clearly Shangguan Dandan who he thought had disappeared!

Shangguan Dandan looked a little angry, but there was no other expression on his face.

If she were a fairy like Zhu Juntang who could read other people's eyes, she could even see in her eyes "It's true," "Nature is easy to change but hard to change," "I'm going to destroy you," and so on.

"What's going on?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand and pulled Shangguan Dandan's face. It was real and warm, not like a hallucination.

Liu Changan confirmed that this was indeed a real scene, and ran out of the coffin with a roll.

Shangguan Dandan was very confused, but he was a little surprised when he saw that Liu Changan seemed to have given up his unethical behavior.

"I didn't want to do anything to you." Liu Changan looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Shangguan Dandan and the coffin. What's going on?

"Then you want to refine me into a pill?"

"No!"

"Then you lie on me to seek the warmth of maternal love?"

"No!"

Liu Changan found that Shangguan Dandan was as difficult to communicate with as Zhou Dongdong.

"Hel me up."

Shangguan Dandan raised her thin palm lightly.

Liu Changan walked over and helped Shangguan Dandan up, asking her to put on a show... At that time, Empress Lu and Empress Dowager Dou mostly only addressed themselves as "I" in edicts, or on certain occasions and contexts, but in daily life Not much, especially when facing the emperor... Shangguan Dandan is different.

Shangguan Dandan stood up from the coffin and looked at the ground.

Liu Changan also looked at the ground.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan again.

"Do you want to come out?"

"Do you want me to jump down?" This is not the height of the pony carriage. It is very convenient for Shangguan Dandan to step down directly from the pony carriage.

"How can you fly if you don't jump down?"

"Foot pedal."

Liu Changan sneered. He took a small bench and placed it in front of the coffin. "Did someone help you when you came out before?"

"But aren't you in front of me now?"

Liu Changan stopped talking to her about this.

Shangguan Dandan stepped out on the small bench and looked around. He didn't look disgusted or surprised. Liu Changan was poor, and Shangguan Dandan was already sure.

Shangguan Dandan stood on the ground and stretched out her hand to straighten the collar she had just pulled. She had slowly begun to get used to doing many things by herself... In fact, even two thousand years ago, it was not that she was the most noble person in the empire. A woman who does nothing by herself.

"What happened just now? I walked into the room and saw the coffin opened, but you were not inside. When I lay down in it to feel it, I found you lying under me." Liu Changan asked.

"You want to steal my baby again!"

"I'm just feeling it, just like your little carriage. Can't I give it back to you after playing with it?"

"Can't you just play with your own stuff?"

"Do you want to play with your phone?"

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, but of course he wouldn't say "I won't play".

"The point is, why is this happening?" Liu Changan once again reminded her to pay attention to the key points.

"It's just an illusion. This coffin can feel your thoughts, but it is an illusion after all, so you thought you were just lying in the coffin, but in fact you were lying on me." Shangguan Dandan found that Liu Changan was not lying. , then knew the reason and was slightly disappointed. It turned out that he really didn't need her motherly love.

How can we stabilize the relationship between two people? Shangguan Dandan looked at the unfamiliar face in front of him and recalled the young man who sang happily in Chang'an City.