I'm really immortal

Qin Yanan's mind was a little confused. She had suspected that it was Ye Sijin here, because she did obtain Ye Sijin's memory by touching the coffin.

Even when Liu Changan once told her about the origin of the coffin, her idea did not completely disappear.

She remembered that time she brought puffer fish to Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong to eat. Zhou Dongdong ate a lot and left some in the bowl for herself and Liu Changan. Qin Yanan put it back into Zhou Dongdong's bowl. Dongyou ate them all without any hesitation.

Later, Liu Changan took him to the carriage. He said he wanted to wake up the people inside. When he seemed to hear a female voice shouting "moth" or something, Qin Yanan was so scared that he ran out.

Qin Yanan could already accept the weirdness of this coffin. What she couldn't accept was that she seemed to be sure that the voice she heard in the carriage that day was "son".

Because she heard "I am her mother" today.

Is this little girl hiding in the coffin really Liu Changan's mother? Is she still Shangguan Dandan, the Empress Dowager Xiaozhao of the Western Han Dynasty?

But why does the Queen Mother look like she is only fourteen or fifteen years old?

Does your beauty last forever? But the tone, eyes, expression, and the way Liu Changan pushed her back into the coffin and danced with joy, it was clear that she was just a little girl.

Shangguan Dandan is Liu Changan's mother, and she is Liu Changan's great-granddaughter. So in the future, shouldn't she be called Shangguan Dantan's ancestral grandma?

The most important point is that Qin Yanan has always believed that Liu Changan became immortal from Ye Chenyu more than a hundred years ago... If his mother was Shangguan Dandan, as he said, the Empress Dowager Xiaozhao during the Western Han Dynasty, then how could it be Doesn’t it mean that Liu Changan has lived for more than two thousand years?

What concept is this?

In his long life, he witnessed the two Han and Three Kingdoms, the Western Jin and the Eastern Jin, the Five Hus and Sixteen Kingdoms, the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the Five Dynasties and the Ten Kingdoms, the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing... and finally there was Ye Chenyu who she thought was the beginning.

"Come on, why are you still dazed?"

Liu Changan has already carried the coffin, although he believes that this is the most suitable place for Shangguan Dandan to rest. If it is thrown into the underground Yin River, there is no need to worry about anyone coming to rob her.

Qin Yanan followed Liu Changan's footsteps. After the luminous pearl on Shangguan Dandan's finger briefly shone, Qin Yanan's eyes regained some of their sensitivity to light. Now that there is no luminous pearl, he has become unsuitable for such a dark place now. , and quickly grabbed Liu Changan's finger.

"You're not a child, why are you pulling your fingers?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand, grabbed Qin Yanan's waist, and clamped her around his waist.

Qin Yanan screamed twice, but there was no dancing and struggling, but her cheeks flushed hotly in the dark. She was secretly glad that no one could see her miserable state. Since she was not a child, why was she pinched like this!

Although she could understand that Liu Changan was carrying the coffin on one shoulder and could no longer hold her sideways, but this posture was really too embarrassing...

Fortunately, it felt much faster when I went out than when I came in. When I came out of the cave, the stars were shining brightly above my head, as if I could finally bathe in the starlight after cultivating immortality, absorb the spiritual energy, and enjoy the enlightenment.

In front of him, the clusters of pillar mountains were still standing in deep green in the dark night. Qin Yanan let out a breath, and then discovered that Liu Changan had jumped down from the top of the mountain with himself and the coffin in his arms.

It was not the first time that Qin Yanan was led by Liu Changan to do such a cordless bungee jumping exercise. It still frightened her. The strong wind was rolling, and she poured it into her mouth one after another. Her hair got into her throat, making Qin Yanan unable to make a sound. , she had no choice but to desperately pull the waist of Liu Changan's pants with one hand, and grab randomly in front with the other hand.

The acceleration of the free fall was very fast. Since the distance did not exceed 452 meters, Liu Changan was naturally unharmed. Only the soles of his feet absorbed a huge impact energy, which made all the muscles and bones of the body swell for a moment, and then he felt comfortable all over.

"Can you let go?" Liu Changan put down the coffin and Qin Yanan.

Qin Yanan pressed her chest and gasped, pulling her hair out of her mouth. Her other hand still tightly grasped the place she desperately wanted to hold when she landed.

"Let go of what?" Qin Yanan squatted on the ground and glared at Liu Changan, "You should tell me before you jump."

"Let go of my baby." Liu Changan slapped Qin Yanan's hand.

Qin Yanan stared blankly, and then as if she had been burned by something, she fell to the ground in fright, holding her skirt with both hands, kicking her feet to keep herself far away, her beautiful face was so beautiful At this moment, he no longer had the usual indifference and pride. He pointed to the top of his head, looked left and right a few times with no meaning, and then muttered: "I...I didn't mean to... "

"If you did it on purpose, I should learn Hong Shixian's lines."

Qin Yanan grabbed a handful of soil and grass roots on the ground and threw them over.

Liu Changan waved his hand to disperse the dust. He lowered his head and looked at his shoes. He forgot everything for a moment and jumped down like this. The soles of his shoes were rotten.

When I went to Qingshan Town last month, I ran barefoot all night in order to save shoes. I accidentally ruined a pair of shoes tonight. After thinking about it, it was still the fault of Mrs. Karnstein and the others. I will settle the score later. You have to take special note of the time.

One after another, Liu Changan never forgets small accounts when settling accounts. After all, for him, an account is an account, no matter how big or small it is.

"Go and bring the car over, my shoes are broken." Liu Changan said to Qin Yanan.

Qin Yanan then stood up with her back to Liu Changan. She felt that Liu Changan must have something to say to Shangguan Dandan, or he felt that if he went to drive, Qin Yanan would be left here with people like Professor Crick. Qin Yanan couldn't deal with it.

"I really didn't mean it!" After Qin Yanan finished speaking, he took the car keys thrown by Liu Changan and trotted away.

Liu Changan smiled. In fact, women always want to think of themselves as a little girl, but it just depends on when it will be exposed. Tonight, Teacher Qin was so flustered that he lost the temperament of his usual older cousin.

The moon and stars are few and far between, and magpies are flying south.

Liu Changan looked up at the stars and patted Shangguan Dandan's coffin board gently: "I originally wanted to throw the coffin down from the mountain, but I was worried about damaging flowers and plants or public property, so I carried you down. It turns out the shoes are broken. These shoes are for military training and I have to buy a new pair tomorrow."

"Are you very poor now?" Shangguan Dandan said in a sullen voice.

"fine."

"That means you are very poor."

"I said it's okay."

"A man who spends a long paragraph emphasizing that his shoes are broken must be very poor."

Liu Changan was too lazy to talk to her about this topic. Silence didn't mean acquiescence, but she wanted to take it as his acquiescence, so it didn't matter.

"I didn't expect that more than two thousand years have passed, and your pursuit and interest in women have not changed much." Shangguan Dandan sighed softly, recalling the Weiyang Palace that year. In fact, people were particularly fond of it at that time. A tall and plump woman.

"I would like to remind you carefully that no one would call a plump woman a wet nurse. I have never been lucky enough to have a wet nurse, and Qin Yanan is not a wet nurse." Taking advantage of Qin Yanan's absence, Liu Changan seriously discussed this issue with Shangguan Dandan.

"When you forced me to settle, I didn't resist at first because I felt that I had never breastfed you, so I hesitated and didn't stop you from nibbling on my chest. You wanted to eat her anyway, so you are called a wet nurse. It's not necessarily inappropriate." Shangguan Dandan said calmly, "Now, from when I just woke up to now, I can accept it calmly. After all, it happened more than two thousand years ago. As long as you don't do this unethical thing anymore, I can forgive you for breaking the rules, and you don’t have to worry about these little details."

Liu Changan patted the coffin board, then patted the coffin board, then patted the coffin board again, and took a deep breath.

"You took the elixir that I concocted for women's health, so you asked to do those things yourself. That was your desire. Do you understand? It has nothing to do with you not breastfeeding me!" Liu Changan said about Shangguan Dandan is self-righteous and even distorts the truth for her own sake... When something happens that she cannot accept, she no longer cares about the truth. She will imagine an acceptable scenario and treat it as the truth.

"You can think whatever you want. I can understand that you feel guilty and are unwilling to accept the facts."

"..."

Liu Changan stood calmly at a distance. He originally had some things to ask Shangguan Dandan, but he didn't bother to talk to her.

When Qin Yanan drove the car over, she saw Liu Changan standing at the intersection far away. She stopped the car and waved Liu Changan to get in the car.

"Why are you here?"

"Get some air."

"You know what you are! Why did you knock me out just now!" Zhu Juntang was woken up by Qin Yanan. Qin Yanan was still a little worried about Zhu Juntang, so he wanted to shake her awake to see if there was really nothing wrong with her. As a result, Zhu Juntang After Tang woke up, he was furious.

When Liu Changan got on the car, Zhu Juntang rushed over. Although she was very afraid of Liu Changan's strength in the past, now the little fairy also has a bad temper and can't control so much. She dances and tries to deal with Liu Changan.

Liu Changan stretched out his hand and pressed Zhu Juntang's face to push her away. Zhu Juntang had no choice but to punch or kick Liu Changan.

"I'm going to bite you to death!" Liu Changan put his hand on his face, Zhu Juntang simply opened his mouth and tried to bite the palm of his hand.

Feeling that his palms were wet with saliva, Liu Changan said disgustingly: "I haven't washed my hands for a long time today."

Zhu Juntang opened his mouth and stared blankly as if he had been shot, and asked fearfully: "Then did any of you...did you go to urinate?"

"That's not true." Liu Changan didn't have the habit of not washing his hands after going to the toilet.

Zhu Juntang felt a little more relieved now, but he had no intention of arguing with Liu Changan anymore. While imagining the countless bacteria on Liu Changan's palms attacking his pure and clean mouth, he took a bottle of water and gargled his mouth quickly.

Qin Yanan couldn't help but smile. Liu Changan was really able to deal with Zhu Juntang with just one move. When he saw him looking up and looking at her, Qin Yanan quickly turned around and stopped the car in a hurry, almost hitting the coffin.

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I recommend a book called "Why is it the Circle of Divine Punishment Again?" It comes with the Circle of Divine Punishment when you land. You have to rely on the bombing zone to wash your hair. The only resource is a crossbow, and the vehicle never has one bar of oil. Bombing is like the wind, always with me. The road is long and only the poison will accompany you.

This is a story about becoming the King of Chickens while taking the Scourge Circle and the Bombing Zone along the way.

I recommend a book called "Why is it the Circle of Divine Punishment Again?" It comes with the Circle of Divine Punishment when you land. You have to rely on the bombing zone to wash your hair. The only resource is a crossbow, and the vehicle never has one bar of oil. Bombing is like the wind, always with me. The road is long and only the poison will accompany you.

This is a story about becoming the King of Chickens while taking the Scourge Circle and the Bombing Zone along the way.