I'm really immortal
Chapter 286 Oops! Oops! Oops! (6,000 words long chapter)
As the last stop before entering society, some people are anxious and confused in anticipation, some are complacent, some decide to be a different version of themselves, and some wait to die.
The appearance of sentient beings in the university is also very interesting.
People like Lin Feng can't be said to be very wealthy or shrewd and mature. It's just that this kind of person has a set of obvious self-interest principles, and he believes that his own set of principles is superior and can guide him to success.
The world is actually full of people like Lin Feng. If they don't succeed with their own methods, then after they reach middle age, they often become cynical and think that the world is wrong... The main thing is that the world is wrong. The country where I was born will spare no effort to prove how sad it is that I was born in this country, and yearn for what kind of pinnacle of life it would be if I were in another country.
Whether you are in high school or college, it is actually rare to see a monster like an old fox, or a scheming person. It just directly reveals that he likes to play tricks and is too thoughtful, which makes people disgusted.
After Liu Changan had an initial impression of Lin Feng, he no longer cared about him. When he said that he supported Yan Qingcheng, it was just a casual talk. It was not that he knew Yan Qingcheng well or had any deep reasons. .
Of course, since I have said I support it, I really do support it.
Running for squad leader is something that happens after military training. In fact, basically the two positions of class leader and league secretary are temporary responsibilities held during military training. They can best be recognized and familiar with by classmates, and at the same time, they have contact with counselors and departments. There are quite a few, but it is not uncommon for capable dark horses to emerge.
After Qin Yanan came to visit, Yu Gen also came. The arrangement in the courtyard was that Qin Yanan and Yu Gen were in charge of this class of freshmen, but in fact Qin Yanan was only in charge of Liu Changan's class, and Yu Gen was actually in charge of other classes. counselor.
After Yu Gen walked around for a while, he came to Liu Changan's class to learn about the situation and to learn about the situation with Lin Feng.
"Liu Changan asked for leave this morning?" Yu Gen asked. In fact, he didn't want to know anything. He just expressed that he was paying attention to Liu Changan.
It's not that Liu Chang'an has anything extraordinary, it's just that Liu Chang'an has a cousin who is very considerate of him. Yu Gen thinks that doing this can be regarded as catering to Qin Yanan. Qin Yanan may not know such details, but it is also Yu Gen's intention.
"It's not counted as absence from work." Lin Feng said quickly.
"Oh, you can figure it out yourself." Yu Gen nodded. He couldn't say anything for Liu Changan. Yu Gen went to talk to Liu Changan for a few words and then left. He knew that many sisters doted on their younger brothers. , worried about his younger brother's tuition, work, marrying a wife, and buying a house, but Qin Yanan is a cousin, and it is rare for these cousins to be so considerate. Today, I saw Qin Yanan moving a lot of things to Liu Changan's dormitory, and Liu Changan obviously didn't Don't live in the dormitory.
Lin Feng looked back at Liu Changan again. This feeling was uncomfortable. As the candidate for class president who most wanted to show off in front of the counselors, he found that the two counselors in the same grade were paying special attention to another person.
But it doesn’t matter, who doesn’t have something to do with it? Lin Feng naturally has acquaintances who will take care of him.
During the break, many people took out the soles of their shoes, their armpits, and even the sanitary napkins attached to their crotches, and then threw them into the trash can. There were quite a few people who used them, but everyone was laughing and joking but they looked calm.
Liu Changan took a look and realized that this was really something he was accustomed to.
In the dormitory, Liu Changan and Wei Xuanyi didn't use it, but Sun Shutong and Qin Zhiqiang both used it. Wei Xuanyi likes sports, and he is used to sweating. Sun Shutong used the night type, as if he couldn't absorb the excessive sweat. Qin Zhiqiang is a fat man and sweats a lot.
During the next break, the instructor did not dismiss the group and stopped playing songs. He suggested that everyone perform a show.
"Is there anyone dancing?" Chen Cicheng looked at the girls with a smile, "A comrade in the next courtyard told me that a girl in their platoon danced "Pure Land of Paradise" and "Love Song of Peach Blossoms" in the morning, and the morale of the entire platoon was high. .”
The instructor is also young, and it is very common for someone in their twenties to pay attention to these things. However, the students still find it surprising, but the instructor's affinity has skyrocketed. This kind of wearing a serious uniform and talking about otaku anime culture is somewhat contrasting.
The girls laughed, and many people didn't know what "Pure Land" and "Peach Blossom Love Song" were, but after a discussion, they understood: house dance.
Everyone’s impression of house dancing is basically that girls wearing all kinds of cute costumes dance cute dances.
"Does it look good dancing in military training uniform?"
"Who can see it without Bai Si?"
"That's also delicious...you can adjust the flavor, do we have any in our department?"
"I have a classmate from their phalanx, and I heard that girl is a very famous dancer."
Unfortunately, there seems to be no such character in this class.
After a while, Chen Cicheng finished looking around, and Yan Qingcheng stood up, looking a little desperate, "Let me perform a square dance for everyone."
After bursts of laughter and warm applause, Chen Cicheng nodded. Yan Qingcheng took out his mobile phone and put it in front of him. He looked at the classmates, laughed first, then waved his hand, "Forget it, forget it, it's so embarrassing. ”
"No, it's all agreed upon!"
"Dance, dance, show off your momentum as a square dancing queen."
"Adjust the taste!"
"This is not okay. If you lose character, you must stand in a military position." Chen Cicheng gave the order, "Jump."
Yan Qingcheng helplessly raised her hand to cover her lips and smiled, then straightened her expression and said, "Then don't laugh."
This seemed impossible. The music Yan Qingcheng clicked was not an ordinary square dance. As soon as the first line came out, there was a burst of laughter and applause.
"Wenzhou, Zhejiang...Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down!"
Yan Qingcheng danced on her own without expression.
"Jiangnan Leather Factory, the largest tannery factory in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province, has closed down!"
"The bastard, the bastard, Huang He, the boss, ate, drank, whored, gambled, ate, drank, whored, and bet, he owed, he owed 350 million! He ran away with his sister-in-law!"
"We have no choice but to use our wallets to pay wages. The original prices are more than 100, 200, and 300. The wallets are all 20 yuan, 20 yuan, 20 yuan, all 20 yuan!"
The girls were already laughing so hard that they were falling forward and backward. The male students applauded even more enthusiastically. Yan Qingcheng did not smile, but just danced with exaggerated movements with an expressionless face.
It can be seen that Yan Qingcheng still has some dancing skills, and her movements are smooth and can be adjusted freely. She did not learn to be funny temporarily.
After just two minutes of dancing, Yan Qingcheng bowed, then returned to her seat with her cell phone and her face covered with her head down.
The students in the next class were all attracted and there was a burst of applause.
"Okay, not bad." Chen Cicheng took the lead in applauding again, "I think it's much more interesting than house dancing, what do you think?"
"right!"
"Someone just recorded a video, remember to upload it to the class group!" Chen Cicheng reminded.
"Don't... don't..." Yan Qingcheng covered her face and pressed it on her knees. This dance was indeed a bit embarrassing. She quickly stated, "I'm not original. I learned Weiwei's dance. Don't pass it on!"
But no one listened to her, and the classmates who had enough traffic control had already started uploading.
"Is there anyone else who wants to perform?" Chen Cicheng said again in a warm atmosphere.
"I come!"
Everyone turned their heads, only to find that it was Lin Feng who seemed to have been gearing up for a long time.
Lin Feng stood up. He could see that Yan Qingcheng's performance, although it was an ugly and shameful performance, was actually quite effective and increased her popularity a lot, even in a class with a small number of girls. In school, there are many inconveniences for girls to be class presidents, but that doesn’t mean they really have a huge natural disadvantage.
I didn't expect that Yan Qingcheng, who looked so calm, would actually do such a performance just to make her look down on being the class president. Sure enough, there were a lot of scheming bitches in the university, and one of them was accidentally overtaken by her.
"What do you want to perform?" Chen Cicheng asked.
"Let's perform Sanda." Lin Feng said.
Chen Cicheng looked at Lin Feng with interest, "That requires personal cooperation. Can I spar with you?"
"That won't work...I'm no match." Lin Feng waved his hand modestly.
"Then you are just playing it by yourself?"
"I can also find a classmate and let him attack me, and I will counterattack. I can also teach the classmates some simple self-defense methods, which are especially practical for girls." Of course Lin Feng has to interact with his classmates, otherwise he will be here How can these students, who have no relevant knowledge at all, understand his technical content and wonderful features while he keeps throwing a set of punches? It is better to use this teaching method to first establish a superior psychological position for Lin Feng as the professor.
"That's good. We were also going to teach some basic self-defense techniques. This is part of the military training next week." Chen Cicheng nodded, "Which student will cooperate?"
Everyone in his dormitory already knows that Lin Feng has practiced. Looking at his strong muscles and warm-up movements, you can tell that he has not simply improved his physical fitness through physical exercise.
Wei Xuanyi feels that he is about as strong as Lin Feng, but his reaction ability and physical coordination are good on the basketball court, but it is different to fight against Lin Feng.
"Me." Liu Changan slowly raised his hand. When he saw the girl looking over, Yan Qingcheng was paying attention to him, Liu Changan showed his teeth and smiled.
Yan Qingcheng felt strange, and together with other female classmates, they turned to look at the instructor.
Chen Cicheng nodded in approval.
Liu Changan walked out.
Lin Feng looked at Liu Changan with a slight smile. He felt unhappy with Liu Changan. It seemed that Liu Changan also had some opinions on him. I guess Liu Changan also had some basic skills, but Liu Changan's body lines were just like those of ordinary young people. He looked like a very ordinary person. He just has a slender and tall figure, and does not have very strong explosive power.
Qin Zhiqiang took the lead in applauding, and the others also responded positively. Sparring is certainly much more exciting than boxing alone.
People nowadays are no longer as energetic as before. Firstly, it is due to the influence of certain social and legal consciousness. Secondly, fighting now is really a very costly thing. People are under various pressures and responsibilities, and they are irrational. The consequences of a man's anger are unbearable.
That's not to say there isn't any, it's just compared to before.
Especially for children in the ivory tower, there are even fewer scenes of physical fistfights in reality. In fact, boys always have a bit of fighting spirit between males. If they don't end up, they will look at others. It’s also quite exciting to do it.
"How long have you been practicing?" Lin Feng planned to evaluate Liu Changan's ability to withstand blows. Otherwise, if he didn't grasp the severity of his attack and something went wrong, it would be more than worth the loss.
"It's been a long time, I forgot."
Lin Feng smiled. He didn't know what Liu Changxin's ideals were. This answer was most likely because he had never practiced at all. Didn't he come here to beat him? Although Lin Feng would not beat Liu Changan severely in public, but if he threw him over his shoulder, no one else could say anything, right?
"Let's begin." Chen Cicheng clapped.
The classmates also clapped and looked forward to the fight between the two. Everyone could see that Liu Changan's lazy look was completely different from Lin Feng's feelings as a domestic practitioner. A few girls were thinking that self-defense skills are generally used for self-defense. Those are just those perverts, why do people like Liu Changan need to be perverts?
Liu Changan walked over and reached out to touch Lin Feng's shoulder.
This action is really coordinated. The corner of Lin Feng's mouth slightly curled up. He turned around and pushed his right foot forward to push the inside of Liu Changan's right foot. He turned his left foot close to Liu Changan, straightened his knees, bent his upper body forward, and let out a shout. Gave Liu Changan a back-up shot.
Logically speaking, Liu Changan should have been thrown over by him at this time, and then there were exclamations and applause. Lin Feng was a little surprised at the silence around him. He didn't seem to hear any sound in his ears. Liu Changan behind him was not moving at all.
"Ouch!"
Lin Feng tried again.
"Ouch!"
Lin Feng blushed and tried for the third time.
"Ouch!"
Lin Feng... Lin Feng was grabbed by the waistband of his pants and lifted up by Liu Changan, and then placed in front of the classmates sitting on the ground.
"puff……"
"What kind of performance is this?"
"What are you two doing?"
"How about self-defense? If there was a bed in front of here, I would be put on it."
These words were a bit harsh and harsh. Lin Feng could not see or hear them clearly. He only felt that his blood was rising and he was extremely humiliated.
Lin Feng's face was pressed against the ground, dust blowing into his face. When Liu Changan let go of his hand, he hurriedly climbed up. He looked in disbelief at Liu Changan who had grabbed him and laid him flat on the ground. Liu Changan had just grabbed his body and was unable to move. , couldn’t even struggle, how did he do it?
Other students thought it was the same funny performance as Yan Qingcheng, especially Lin Feng's several attempts at piggyback throwing. Lin Feng blushed, but Liu Changan remained motionless.
"You are awesome." Chen Cicheng looked at Liu Changan. The other students just thought they were joking, but Chen Cicheng could see that Liu Changan's level was not comparable to Lin Feng's.
"Excellent!" Liu Changan looked at his classmates, "Obviously, Lin Feng's self-defense skills are of no use. Everyone should learn square dancing from Yan Qingcheng. It can strengthen the body and benefit the body and mind."
After saying that, Liu Changan made an "OK" gesture towards Yan Qingcheng. Okay, the support is in place. As for going to Qin Yanan's place to go through the back door, Liu Changan had no intention of going through the back door. It would be enough to lift one up and step on the other.
"You still have to learn self-defense in the future." Chen Cicheng said seriously, but it was clear that Liu Changan was helping Yan Qingcheng gain popularity. Chen Cicheng also understood the intrigue among these students and didn't bother to care. He clapped his hands. "Get up, rest is over!"
Lin Feng got up, with a bit of gray on his cheeks. The blood on his face faded as the heaving chest calmed down. He glanced at Liu Changan expressionlessly. Liu Changan probably had some relationship with Yan Qingcheng in private. Otherwise, how could it be possible? Helping Yan Qingcheng like this? Lin Feng is not blind, he can see the purpose of Liu Changan's last words.
The queue went from short to high. Yan Qingcheng was right next to the row of girls. Liu Changan was in the same row as her. Yan Qingcheng looked back at Liu Changan. This time Liu Changan smiled at her without showing his teeth. His expression was as calm as usual. His eyes were always bright or had a different meaning that made it difficult to look at him. Yan Qingcheng turned her head, doubtful in her heart. It could be seen that Liu Changan might not get along with Lin Feng, but in the end he specifically mentioned Yan Qingcheng. Qingcheng obviously shifted everyone's attention to Yan Qingcheng again. Don't you know him?
The afternoon military training ended with cheers. After the boys and girls had dispersed, they hurried back to their dormitories to take showers and change clothes. Everyone still had smelly sanitary napkins to throw away.
Yan Qingcheng glanced at Liu Changan from a distance, thought for a while, and did not go to talk to him. Anyway, she had his number, so she might as well add her as a friend first, so Yan Qingcheng found Liu Changan's number in the class group and added it. My friend, his QQ is easy to identify, and his nickname is "Kiuzhou Wind and Thunder Swordsman Liu Changan".
Liu Changan was walking to An Nuan's house because An Nuan said that he would have evening self-study with him tonight. As an extremely important self-study in college life, An Nuan felt that the first self-study should be with Liu Changan.
Why do we have to do this together? Can't one study by himself? Well, such questions are meaningless. He won't oppose her anyway. She will do whatever she says. Liu Changan has always been easy-going and accommodating.
Liu Changan pulled up his mobile phone and looked at tomorrow's weather. In fact, weather forecasts are much more reliable than his own divination. Many times, weather forecasts based on experience and observation are not so reliable. The weather is ever-changing, and even the world's top divination The weather prediction tasks undertaken by most computers are only for reference, not to mention that one can be 100% sure of the weather in the next few days just by looking at dragonflies, birds, snakes, insects, rats, and ants? It doesn't make sense.
Seeing the weather, he was not concerned about military training, but about his hot sauce. He called Zhou Shuling and asked her to help him put away the hot sauce he dried after the sun went down. Zhou Dongdong can eat this if he likes it. It's spicy. Her tongue was swollen, and Liu Changan couldn't believe how much she could eat.
When he came to the asphalt road where Liu Changan squatted last time, he saw the small blue sign of the bus stop. Liu Changan stood there and waited for three minutes before a tall and beautiful girl came over.
"Sure enough, any beautiful woman wearing a military training uniform will look ordinary." Liu Changan said with a smile.
"You said I'm equal?" An Nuan hit Liu Changan and acted like a spoiled child angrily: "You make me angry as soon as we meet."
"I'm talking about your overall image." Liu Changan corrected her. Now she is not only average, but also ordinary.
"You're talking nonsense..." An Nuan's hair had been loosened and spread down. She combed her hair with her fingers, and the smile on her face was very confident, "You can say that Gu Tianle is ordinary, but you want to say that this person is ordinary." The girl's appearance and temperament are mediocre, and this is the most nonsense you, Liu Changan, have ever done in your life."
"The time when I lied the most was when you asked me whether I had ever been in love during my three years in high school, and whether I felt regretful..." Liu Changan smiled and touched An Nuan's soft and delicate cheek, "Actually, I feel , the feeling when we got along was more than ambiguous, not yet in love, but we didn’t regret it.”
"Hate! You always say things that make me like you." An Nuan hugged Liu Changan's arm, with a slightly astringent and sweet peach halo on her cheeks, and stood on tiptoe eagerly.
The leaves were whirling, the wind was ruffling her hair, and the girl's heart was fluttering, wanting to fall into his palm. This feeling made her eyelashes tremble slightly, and her bright eyes shone with shy light as if they were filled with stars. .
"I've got a needle's eye! I've got a needle's eye! I'm so ashamed of myself! Please save some face for me! Tomorrow there will be news in school that Liu Yuewang's daughter kissed someone on the street, I..."
Liu Yuewang came out of nowhere, holding a lesson plan in his hand, and violently separated Liu Changan and An Nuan.
"Mom! Oops! What else is there in your lesson plan...it hurts me to death!" An Nuan was so embarrassed that she hid in a panic.
Liu Changan raised his hand to stop Liu Yuewang. Liu Yuewang glanced at Liu Changan who was still smiling. This guy is really thick-skinned... Also, how can he be good at chasing girls if he is not thick-skinned?
"It's very quiet here, the environment is very good, there are few pedestrians on the road, and passion is inevitable in nature." Liu Changan explained and apologized at the same time, "Next time we will be in a place without people."
"What did you say!" Mother and daughter said in unison, but An Nuan was shy and angry, while Liu Yuewang frowned angrily.
"Next time we will be more affectionate and less polite."
"That's pretty much it."
"It's disgusting! Mom, where did you get out of here?"
"Drill, do you think I'm a mouse?"
"Oh, you hit me again, that's all I'm saying, what's in your lesson plan? Hitting someone hurts so much!"
"It's up to you!"
Bickering between mother and daughter seems to be a daily routine. Liu Yuewang is undoubtedly the first time he has seen his daughter have close contact with the opposite sex as an adult. For parents, it always feels a bit strange and a little emotional, but he is not really disgusted. After all, the relationship between the two people has been approved, how could a kiss not happen? Hey, I don’t know if she has listened to the previous safety education knowledge.
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The traffic was too heavy today, and I wasted too much time on the road. I don’t have to rush tomorrow, so I can code with peace of mind. I won’t say much more. Originally, I was trying to do more things, but in the end, I did more things than usual. On the contrary, it makes people feel that I have not done enough.
I’m a little depressed, but there’s no other way. If I don’t set a goal, I’ll just update it as it happens. If I say a number, I’ll at least try to get as close to it as possible.
Let’s take on the challenge and continue to challenge ourselves tomorrow.
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