I'm really immortal
Chapter 230 The Great Magician (2 in 1)
Whether An Nuan or Bai Hui, for most people, they are both dream-like girls. Liu Changan also finds them pleasing to the eye. Modern women are not ugly as long as they are healthy, develop normally, manage their figure and dress up a little.
From the perspective of modern people's aesthetics, women's beauty is mostly improved as a whole. Measured from the aspects of physical health and mental temperament, excluding distorted habits, from the 17th century to the early 20th century, women's beauty Beauty presents a state of steep decline, whether it is physical health or mental temperament.
This is an overall trend, and picking out individual examples of women like Ye Sijin and Su Mei has no meaning in disproving it.
Of course, the same was true for men in this period. The spirit of servility, selfishness, indifference and numbness emanated from the inside out. After all, they had been suppressed and called "slaves" for three hundred years, which almost wiped out the spirit of the nation. God poured a thick layer of pig dung and cow dung, and the stench was terrible.
Fortunately, there are always a few backbones that were not broken and I stood up again, but some things are still poisoning me to this day, and it is difficult to wash away.
Liu Changan restrained his divergent thoughts and returned his gaze to An Nuan. To be honest, all the female monkeys he had seen combined were not as beautiful as An Nuan's fingernails.
Women are the most pleasing result of natural evolution. Now looking back on women in ancient times, the gap is really too big.
Or maybe it's just a change in aesthetics. When humans still lived in trees or caves, there should have been recognized "peerless beauties" similar to "An Nuan" and "Qin Yanan".
An Nuan and Bai Hui screamed to avoid it. It turned out that the pirate ship and the children were shooting at each other, which would inevitably affect the fish pond.
This is an amusement park activity. The staff who play pirates on the pirate ship hold water guns. There are also many water guns in the shade of trees or rest areas in the tourist area. Visitors can pick up water guns and fight with the "pirates". Most of the people who play this are children.
"BIU!"
Bai Hui screamed again. The young man who yelled the loudest in the elevator area smiled and continued to spray Bai Hui with a water gun. An Nuan's coat next to him also got a little wet.
"Beauties, let's play wet!" The young man chased her and started to cum.
Liu Changan walked over and grabbed the young man's water gun.
"What are you doing?" The young man is a little over 7 meters tall, but he is still a little scared when facing Liu Changan.
Liu Changan had no expression on his face and slapped him casually.
"How do you hit someone?"
The young man felt very humiliated and jumped away angrily, greeting the friends who had been cheering him on just now.
"Forget it!" Bai Hui and An Nuan ran over and grabbed Liu Changan. This kind of prank on girls who want to get wet is very common. The key is that the clothes the two of them wear are not the kind that will reveal their beauty easily when they get wet. material.
"Then forget it." Liu Changan was very talkative.
"never mind?"
"You said forget it?"
"Don't you know whether to hit someone in the face or not?"
"No fun today!"
"Farewell to the countryside, you country bumpkin. Do you want to run away after beating someone?"
Liu Changan turned his head expressionlessly, grabbed the young man who jumped in front of him again and plunged him upside down into the big white bucket next to him.
Of course, water guns need to be replenished, so the area where the toy water guns are placed has several buckets filled with water.
"I'm...I...wow...help..."
The second one who rushed over was thrown into another bucket by Liu Changan.
One Liu Changan came over and threw one, followed by the four young people. A total of five people were thrown into the bucket by Liu Changan.
The five people struggled to climb out of the bucket, and there was a burst of laughter around them. Some tourists who were confused thought they were playing with water!
The pirate ship came over. When the "pirates" saw the wet tourists, they thought they were having a good time. Naturally, they wanted to cooperate to ignite the "high" mood of the tourists, and quickly increased the firepower. The firepower was fully turned on, and the water cannons sprayed like putting out a fire. .
Taking advantage of this opportunity, An Nuan quickly pulled Liu Changan and ran away.
Bai Hui hid in a catering car to greet An Nuan and Liu Changan, and ordered fried sausages and stinky tofu, as well as two glasses of watermelon juice and a glass of orange juice.
Orange juice? Unexpectedly, Liu Changan just ordered a glass of orange juice today, and Bai Hui had already remembered Liu Changan's preferences, and An Nuan couldn't help but be wary.
"Let's hide here to eat and go out later. If they chase after us, they won't even think we're here." Bai Hui looked out the window and pulled the curtains up again.
"So it's safer to go out and play with the boys. If it were just us, we would definitely get wet from them." An Nuan said with disgust and luck, and hugged Liu Changan's arm.
"Some people just take the opportunity to do obscene things in the name of jokes, games, etc. If you get angry and take it seriously, they will say innocently, look, everyone is playing with these water guns. Otherwise, why would you put it here? If you can't afford it, then don't come to the water gun area..." Bai Hui said angrily, agreeing very much with An Nuan's statement. Only then did she realize that she might have been there before. I really didn't pay attention to the issue that it would be safer to go out with boys. After all, there are two followers. It seems that I have been alone for a long time now, or with Miao Yingying. Fortunately, I met Liu Changan when I went out to play today.
Sick society, sick human nature, twisted desires.
"But why are we running?" Liu Changan said regretfully, "I was having fun playing wet PLAY with them."
"Just be happy, they seem to be going crazy." Bai Hui burst out laughing.
"The tickets are valuable. If there is a fight later, Liu Changan will definitely win, but what if things get too big and we can't have fun." An Nuan didn't want her date with Liu Changan to go to waste, even though she had been carrying a There is nothing that can be done about the light bulb.
"That's right. Let's go bungee jumping later. It's rare that I'm not wearing a skirt today." Bai Hui said eagerly.
"I'm wearing a cardigan, tie it up, and the top won't hang upside down. But your T-shirt... When you jump off, it will probably be exposed, and maybe the tattooed breasts will burst. This is what happened last time I watched a bungee jumping video. ." An Nuan thought for a while and said worriedly for Bai Hui, while paying attention to whether her boyfriend's eyes lit up.
No.
"You can jump first. When you come up, lend me your cardigan and tie it to your chest to make it tight." Bai Hui thought about it and had an idea. There was no other way. Girls with big breasts usually do I encountered many similar problems, and my thinking in solving them was very quick.
"It's better to be a boy. He doesn't have as many worries and troubles as we do. He can play in the water if he wants, and bungee jump if he wants. I'm so envious." An Nuan said enviously.
"I envy you for meeting me." Liu Changan smiled.
"You should be envious of yourself for meeting me." An Nuan snorted.
"Eat something." Bai Hui stopped mentioning the dog food and greeted the snacks and drinks served with an expressionless expression.
Bai Hui and An Nuan ate sausages, while Liu Changan ate stinky tofu.
The big sausage has flowers, so it's usually not easy to make people think of it, but An Nuan still took a bite and secretly chuckled.
Zhongqing sent a message asking for Bai Hui's location. Bai Hui sent her the location, opened the curtains, took some photos of the area and sent them to Zhong Qing.
Zhong Qing had already come in, and quickly came over, ordered a cup of Coke, and took a long breath, "Actually, it's not as exaggerated as Liu Changan said. The water quality in the water park looks quite clear, but it's hard to say with actual measurements. . I feel that as a resort, in a city like Junsha, a water park with rich projects is very helpful for diverting traffic to the resort. Fortunately, Junsha, which can be called a furnace, does not have a matching super large one for the high temperature in summer. The water entertainment project is just our entry point.”
"The cost problem is that it's too hot in summer and too cold in winter. Such a project requires a lot of investment, but the prosperous days are only a little more than three months. If you want to make enough money for a year in such a short period of time, you need to pay a ticket It has to be extremely high, and the gap between Junsha’s consumption power and first-tier cities is still quite large.” Liu Changan analyzed casually.
"We will arrange some of the projects in a very large glass house and transform it into an ice and snow kingdom in autumn and winter, including ice sculpture viewing, ski resorts, etc." Zhongqing has already received the project list, and these are not business secrets.
"When will it be built? I really want to play!" An Nuan cheered enthusiastically.
"It will take at least three to five years." Bai Hui said not very optimistically.
"It's almost three years, and the fastest progress may be within three years. The preliminary construction has already started. The real construction and equipment debugging will be completed, and it will be opened in 2019." Zhongqing smiled, "I will give you a super VIP experience then. .”
"Thank you, cousin!" Bai Hui began to look forward to it again. After all, VIP experience tickets for large amusement parks are still very practical. For example, the most expensive VIP ticket for the only Disneyland in China costs 3,000 yuan per person. After all, for wealthy people, queuing for two or three hours for a popular item is a waste of time.
"By the way, Secretary Zhong, where's your beautiful young lady? Won't she come and experience these projects for herself?" An Nuan asked curiously. A girl like Zhu Juntang will remember it after meeting her twice. Still new.
"She is a fairy..." Zhongqing couldn't help but glance at Liu Changan, "She will not come down to earth unless she knows that Liu Changan is here."
Hearing such an answer, An Nuan was a little unhappy, but then she smiled and said, "She cares about my boyfriend so much?"
"exactly……"
Liu Changan stepped on Zhong Qing.
"To be precise, she wanted to see Liu Changan do magic, because Liu Changan is a master of magic." Zhong Qing had to change her explanation. She originally wanted to say that to be precise, the third wife was more interested in Liu Changan and wanted Liu Changan to be Zhu Juntang. fiancé.
This can be regarded as a reminder to An Nuan to watch Liu Changan carefully. Zhong Qing really didn't mean to provoke him. She just knew that the third wife was unscrupulous in doing things, and she sympathized with An Nuan a little.
"Are you still a master of magic?" Bai Hui and An Nuan looked at Liu Changan in surprise. Neither his former deskmate nor his former deskmate understood this, especially since one of his deskmates became his girlfriend.
"General magic is a trick. Another kind of magic is when the audience's intelligence is very low, you can perform it casually, and she will regard it as a wonderful magic trick." Liu Changan gave an example, "For example, if you are one or two years old, If a child grabs a piece of candy in front of him, quickly clenches it and throws it away, and then opens his hand in front of him, he will think that you have lost the candy and will not be able to detect your obvious action of throwing the candy."
"Is Zhu Juntang so stupid?" An Nuan was very surprised and willing to believe it.
"She's not that stupid, is she?" Bai Hui was slightly skeptical but also surprised that she was willing to believe it.
"I told her that I knew Qin Shihuang, and since then she has been looking for evidence of my immortality. It wasn't until my cousin told her: I, Qin Shihuang, make money, that she started to waver." Liu Changan shook his head. , "Obviously I really know Qin Shihuang, but only a fool will believe it. When a fool becomes smart, he will no longer believe it."
The three girls all laughed. After all, it was quite satisfying for a guy like Zhu Juntang to be arranged like this.
Especially Zhong Qing's smile that made her branches tremble wildly. After taking a look at the ups and downs, An Nuan believed that maternal genes have a greater impact on physiology.
Many people are interested in arranging topics about their bosses and leaders, but they also have a different mentality. If he had just met Liu Changan and Liu Changan teased Zhujuntang like this, Zhongqing would definitely be angry, but now he will laugh happily, just like a woman In fact, it can also be very dirty and good at telling dirty jokes, but it depends on who you are facing.
After eating, they continued to play. Those young people were probably too embarrassed and left Window of the World. They didn't meet them again on the road. An Nuan and Bai Hui went bungee jumping. Liu Changan disliked being too short and didn't go bungee jumping. When he said When he enjoyed jumping down from the Baolong Center, the administrator gave him a thumbs up to express his admiration.
Zhongqing didn't play because she was wearing a skirt and felt that she was older and wearing professional clothes, so she should be more reserved. But when it came time to play in the haunted house, she screamed the most and even pushed Bai Hui out of the way. , grabbed Liu Changan's arm and hugged her, An Nuan huddled in Liu Changan's arms, eyes rolling around like a little mouse, looking at the monsters that suddenly stuck out their heads, or crawled half of their bodies on the ground.
After leaving the haunted house, several girls were embarrassed. Zhongqing was arranging his hair and clothes while apologizing to Liu Changan and An Nuan. Seeing that he had taken advantage of many of his cousins, Bai Hui couldn't care less about Zhongqing's eardrums. Qing was shocked.
An Nuan didn't care if others took advantage of Liu Changan. We were all girls. They didn't think about things when they screamed, so that was understandable.
After playing until the afternoon, everyone ended their happy day and went home happily.
Liu Changan bought groceries on the way home. As soon as he returned to the community, he met Zhou Shuling. Behind her was Zhou Dongdong, who was very happy because he decided not to go to elementary school because he failed to register.
Thanks to the book friend and eunuch for sending the reward from the Blade Supporters Association, a new leader will be added, and there will be an outbreak tomorrow.
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