I'm really immortal

Liu Changan was sitting next to the electric heating table, Shangguan Dandan was drinking water, and the little sheep was jumping on the table.

In the center of the table was a pair of woolen underpants.

The little sheep was so proud of the sheep that it walked around like a stranger, arrogantly walking around the woolen underwear. Sometimes it nudged Liu Changan with the horns on its head, and sometimes it raised its hooves and tried to climb up to stand on his shoulders.

Unable to stand still, he jumped down again and continued to circle around the wool underwear, as if the world was focused on it.

"What are these?" Liu Changan mentioned the wool underwear. Those wool had a very familiar feel and smell.

"I originally wanted to collect all the wool and make a small cotton-padded jacket for you, but there was really not enough, so I had to make wool underwear." The lamb kicked the underwear with its little hooves and showed off proudly.

Liu Changan raised his hand and touched the lamb's back. It no longer felt soft and warm. The wool was too short and his body was a little cold. He was wearing a diaper behind his buttocks. His hairless limbs looked thin and small, slightly arrogant. With his head tilted, his big dark eyes were full of pride, like a baby who had just learned to poop on his own and was being praised by his father.

"Why do you do this?" Liu Changan pressed the wool underwear again. This thing was even more extreme than the mink underwear with warm straps.

Just pressing it, my palms feel warm and warm.

"Because I am Daddy's most treasured Bieme, so of course Daddy is also Bieme's treasure, and I must be filial to you." The little sheep opened his mouth, picked up the woolen underwear, and threw it a little in front of him.

Liu Changan pressed the corners of his mouth, frowned, and looked serious. This cunning, scheming little baby was PUAing him again!

He couldn't be so happy by its little trick that he could forget about its countless transformation operations that made his heart burst and make him angry.

Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos bottle and came to break off Liu Changan's hand. He wanted to see his expression, but Liu Changan refused to let him go. Seeing that she was annoying, he simply lifted her up and put her on the other side of the sofa.

"Who cut the wool for you?" It was really ugly. It looked like an electric clipper and a pair of scissors. It was rare for his skills to be so poor. Liu Changan found a place where he felt uncomfortable, and showed with a sullen face that he was not smiling.

Generally, people who are in a good mood will not be picky and find fault with others. I hope Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang have such common sense and know this.

"Zhongqing, she said you cut it like this last time." Xiaoyang turned around and looked around, "She also wanted to help me cut a heart shape on my butt. I suspect she was taking the opportunity to vent her feelings as a subordinate. I had a rebellious mentality, so I kicked her with my little hoof, and she gave up."

"How many of your subordinates don't want to take the opportunity to retaliate against you?" Liu Changan picked up the wool underwear and looked at it.

It's very rough, incomparable to Yan Qingcheng's exquisite and meticulous handiwork.

It didn't use wool and yarn to make a pair of wool underwear. Instead, it used a pair of men's underwear and carefully glued the wool inside and out.

It is conceivable that it is such a wild and casual style. The ones Liu Changan wore in primitive tribes tens of thousands of years ago were of better workmanship than these.

But after all, it was his first gift made by himself, and it was made of his own wool. Due to his personal qualities and cultivation, Liu Changan naturally couldn't express his disdain and was reluctantly willing to accept it.

"Wear it for us to see, like an underwear model walking on a catwalk." The little sheep pressed the back of his hand with its little hooves and said expectantly.

Shangguan Dantan found a video of a male underwear model catwalking on the TV, "Look, that's it."

Mature women all like to watch such programs, but Shangguan Dandan is just a little girl who hasn't grown up yet, so she doesn't like it. She just gives an example to the moth, and compared with the moth, these models look like chickens.

"I want to call mom, Zhong Qing, Hui Hui and Li Hongfang to come and watch!" The little sheep was so excited that he banged the electric heating table with his two hooves.

Shangguan Dandan quickly put the mat under the lamb's hooves to prevent it from damaging the electric heating table.

Although the electric heating table is placed upstairs, it is already Shangguan Dandan's favorite thing, so he must cherish it.

"You can also call Xiaoling, Yaya and others to come."

"Your skin is itchy, right?" Liu Changan imagined the scene of himself walking on the catwalk and being watched by this group of people below. Even with his skin's ability to withstand stress, it was a bit unbearable.

Except for Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang, this group of people would be quite interesting if they were on the underwear catwalk, but he couldn't be too casual now. After all, he had to set an example for the lamb, lest it follow suit.

"Wear it! Wear it! Wear it!" The lamb fell on the electric heating table, kicked his chest with his limbs and hooves, raised his head and howled.

"No. You want to play something else." Liu Changan refused casually.

"Let's go to the bank and have a look." Shangguan Dandan seemed to just suggest it in passing, and didn't look very serious, so as not to make people think too much.

Liu Changan stared at her, and Shangguan Dandan's bright pupils moved away little by little, leaving only the whites of her eyes to meet his look. He looked like he had seen through what Shangguan Dantan was planning to do. He was really self-righteous. Could he go to the bank and have a look? , does it mean that the Queen Mother wants to take away an ATM machine?

She didn't think so at all, because the Queen Mother had never even used an ATM, so how could she be interested in such a thing?

"Then you...then you become the Great Immortal Sheep and I will play with it." The little sheep stepped on his chest and came up with a fun idea. Anyway, he had already transformed into the Great Immortal Sheep and played with it.

Just like after a woman loses her first boyfriend, her relationship with her second boyfriend becomes much more casual. The same is true for men. After he blooms, it is easy for him to bloom again and shine as brightly as a summer flower.

Liu Changan folded his hands on his chest and stared at the lamb expressionlessly. He was very annoyed when he saw the lamb raising his head from time to time and howling "Chu Qu Wan", "Okay."

The lamb jumped up quickly, jumped off the electric heating table, and ran around the living room.

Anyone who has raised a dog at home knows that small animals with weak brains are often inexplicably excited and run around everywhere.

Liu Changan returned to the room with the wool underwear, looked at it carefully, shook his head with a smile, put it in a plastic bag and put it in the closet.

It's impossible to wear this. It's like the custom in some places to collect the hair cut off from the child's first shave as a souvenir.

Liu Changan turned into a sheep and walked out of the bedroom. The little sheep jumped up and landed on its back, "Hey! Dandan, let's remove the thickening pills together."

"Yeah. I have to follow you to take care of you. Otherwise, what if someone captures you and makes you into a hot pot?" In fact, Shangguan Dandan wanted to lead them with a rope, but I guess only the little sheep would be willing, and the big sheep might be able to It would be bad to hit the Queen Mother with a big horn and make her fly up.

A man went out with two sheep.

Shangguan Dandan looked around as usual, observing the various business opportunities that were fleeting in modern society. The big fairy sheep paced calmly, more like some mysterious creature that ruled the world, and only the little fairy sheep were jumping around.

Followed by godmother and father, the world has been trampled under its feet!

He is even more invincible than when his mother and father are around. After all, the strength gap between mother and godmother is a bit big.

So the little sheep hit the street lamp with its horns, jumped in and out of the green belt, kicked the cars on the side of the road, and stepped on the floor tiles until it reached the Baolong Center. The feeling of invincibility in its heart made it invincible. Hesitantly, he crashed into the Baolong Center.

The 452-meter-high Baolong Center naturally did not collapse, but it broke the floor-to-ceiling windows facing the street, and the huge glass fell down. It was so frightened that it hurriedly shouted "Daddy" and fled back.

The Great Immortal Sheep had already jumped over, protecting it under its body and letting the hard and sharp glass hit its back.

Shangguan Dandan watched the scene of fatherly love overflowing indifferently. She was not worried about the safety of the father and daughter. Not to mention just breaking the glass, even if the two skyscrapers in Baolong Center were smashed together, it would not be a big deal.

"Dad, I just wanted to rub it, but I couldn't control my strength." The little sheep crawled out from under his father. After rolling his eyes, he thought of a reason to deal with his father's scolding.

"The weather is nice today, I don't want to be angry with you." The Great Immortal Sheep said coldly, "If it is cloudy, you will be beaten."

"Yeah!"

The little sheep felt that he was safe, and regained his invincible mentality. He raised his head and licked the chest, neck and cheek of the big fairy sheep.

"Lick me too!" The big fairy sheep's face was covered with his own saliva, and the little sheep acted coquettishly.

The big fairy sheep lowered its head and covered its head and face with saliva.

"Dad, when will the countries and governments on this earth ask me to be the leader of the earth?" The lamb was drooling, feeling that he already owned the whole world, so it was natural for him to serve as the leader of the earth.

"If you become the leader of the Earth, we can carve up the remaining continents." Shangguan Dandan said with great anticipation.

"Can you guys stop talking like lunatics all day long?" The Great Immortal Sheep couldn't stand these two people who were the most incompetent.

The people from the property management office had been attracted by the sound of broken glass on the exterior wall. Fortunately, there was a bread man to deal with it, and Shangguan Dandan took the two sheep for a stroll elsewhere.

The Great Fairy Sheep didn't care where he was going. He focused his attention on the overly lively little sheep. He always felt that if he didn't stare at the little sheep for a second, the little sheep would jump to the street and be hit by a car, or it would be a little weird for ordinary people. An unexpected surprise.

When Xiaoyang and Shangguan Dandan stopped together and stared at others operating the ATM, Daxianyang realized that he was being led into the bank.

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