I'm really immortal

Zhou Dongdong was playing with his tablet computer, while Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan, and Zhou Shuling were playing Landlord. The four of them were sitting around the electric heating table, and one of them happened to be sitting on one side.

Zhu Juntang originally thought the pair of slippers was very suspicious, but Shangguan Dandan asked her to fight the landlord, so she temporarily put down the slippers, even though she had some doubts that the slippers might be the same as lychee cans and other items, which are Bie Mea's lifelong enemies.

After all, she is a filial goddaughter and granddaughter, and a high-level colleague of Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, so it is her duty to play cards with Dan Dan, the deputy sect leader.

"When playing cards, there must be a stake." Zhu Juntang said to the poor Queen Mother and the proprietress of the rice noodle shop in an imposing manner.

Shangguan Dandan's only assets are vending machines, electric cars, and TVs that can be sold for some money, while Zhou Shuling only has an old rice noodle shop, shares in a new rice noodle shop under construction, and a dilapidated house.

"What's the bet?" Shangguan Dandan touched the payment code card in his sleeve pocket. Facing Zhu Juntang and Zhou Shuling, Shangguan Dandan did not underestimate the opponent. After all, Zhu Juntang could create countless rules out of thin air and steal cards to see. A powerful enemy who uses all his cards to his advantage.

"Let's hit the palm of my hand. If I lose, you can hit my palm, or you can hit Dongdong's palm." Facing Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Shuling felt that she had to fight with Zhou Dongdong to gain some confidence. .

When he heard his name, Zhou Dongdong looked up at his mother, raised his hands and said "ouch" happily, indicating that although she was playing on the tablet computer, she could also actively join everyone's games.

"Our bet is Antarctica." Zhu Juntang said, how can you play with money or the palm of your hand so superficially? A world-class entrepreneur like her should have structure and foresight.

Among the nine continents and five oceans, Zhu Juntang can only take the development of Antarctica seriously.

"The geography I studied in junior high school included Antarctica." Apart from this, Zhou Shuling had no impression or understanding of Antarctica.

"Okay, Antarctica is ours, but we haven't decided how to distribute it." Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang had already planned to seize Antarctica and develop it.

After the two plan to rob Antarctica, they will launch an artificial sun or something to melt all of Antarctica, build the headquarters of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, and capture a billion people and put them there as slaves.

"Antarctica has a total of 14.2 million square kilometers." Zhu Juntang checked the information and waved his hand, "Based on the convenience of distribution, the three of us will take 12 million square kilometers, and the remaining 2.2 million will be left to others. "

"Okay." Zhou Shuling chuckled. Anyway, she was just playing with them. They could carve up the earth as a bet.

"Xiao Ling, you have to play seriously. If you lose them all, it will be very disadvantageous for you." Shangguan Dandan still takes good care of his stupidest daughter-in-law. The others are all crazy, "Although you have not joined the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Sword door, but Dongdong has joined. The more land you occupy, the more important you are, and the more Liu Changan will definitely like you."

"Ah, what?" Zhou Shuling blushed while pinching her clothes.

Now, it's not like before. When others tease her about her relationship with Liu Chang'an, she becomes embarrassed and nervous. She's afraid that it will affect their daily interactions and make Liu Chang'an feel like he needs to keep a distance from her.

He doesn't seem to be like this at all. When faced with these ridicules and jokes, he doesn't even have the intention to explain.

Dealing with her as a family member every day always makes Zhou Shuling feel warm and slightly sweet in her heart. She just wishes that life will always be like this, and she will not be greedy to covet more... She is already very happy.

Li Hongfang often claims that she is an ordinary and traditional woman like Zhou Shuling, but in fact only Zhou Shuling is such a woman. She does not pursue refinement, nor a sense of ritual, nor the so-called independence and self-realization. For her, A warm life and ordinary and trivial daily life is the best life.

As long as this was the case, Zhou Shuling never thought of developing any other emotional entanglement with Liu Changan.

Even if there is an occasional ambiguous touch, it will be quickly forgotten. You are not a little girl. If your finger touches my palm, you will blush and your heart will beat all day long.

"Liu Changan likes gold very much. Looking into his heart from this phenomenon shows that he actually values ​​​​resources. What resources are more abundant and rich than an entire continent?" Zhu Juntang knew that Liu Changan was the star of "Oolong Love" After the idiot emperor in "Guan", he also paid attention to Liu He

Now if you search the Internet for information related to Liu He, it will basically be about the tomb of Marquis Haihun, with piles of gold.

Zhu Juntang has already made a plan to take away the gold from Marquis Haihun in the provincial museum next door.

This matter must be done secretly. Mom and Dad cannot know, otherwise she will be punished. But Zhu Juntang has to do it. Daddy's belongs to me, how can someone take it as their own and remain indifferent?

"Let's play cards first." Zhou Shuling shuffled around with a deck of cards, deciding whether to play or not. There were obviously three people playing, so why did she keep talking about Liu Changan? I feel that such a topic will affect Zhou Shuling's poker skills. Who can play well when she is flustered, nervous, or shy?

"Anyway, Xiaoling, you have to work hard and let him puff you up." Shangguan Dandan said nothing more, and warned Zhu Juntang by the way: "Xiaotang, today's card game is very important, don't cheat! Wait!" We have captured Antarctica, and then you can fight for the other 2.2 million square kilometers."

"Can I steal cards and look at other people's cards?" Zhu Juntang became a little more concerned. Shangguan Dandan's temporary addition of this rule was a bit unreasonable and might slightly affect Zhu Juntang's playing skills.

"Of course it won't work either!" Zhou Shuling said.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you use the rules reasonably to create this secret gambling skill, it will be fine." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly. The current rules of Landlords cannot restrain Zhu Juntang. As the supreme king of the universe, he can create and create at will. Bending the rules.

After saying that, Zhu Juntang glanced at Zhou Shuling and wondered whether to give Zhou Shuling some slack... Zhou Shuling herself was the top of the mountain and could not be won over, but if she could make Zhou Shuling take a neutral or friendly stance when fighting against the Qin faction, that would be enough. Will suffice.

In some aspects, Zhou Shuling gave Zhu Juntang the impression that she was relatively smart. For example, Zhou Shuling also had the Queen's Seal, but unlike Qin Yanan, she didn't hang it around her neck all day and dig it out from time to time to show off.

At the same time, because Dan Dan likes Zhou Shuling very much, Dan Dan will help Zhou Shuling, who is not very good at playing cards, on the card court assigned to Antarctica. But the last time An Nuan was around, Dan Dan didn't care about Zhu Juntang's various superb skills. card skills.

"First, I'm going to use the secret skill of gambling: take away the big and small kings first..."

"Didn't you say you can't steal cards?"

"I didn't steal it. I just took it openly, so it doesn't violate the rules."

"Then next time in the dream game, I'll let you be a bare sheep, and you won't have a single dong dong beast under your command..."

"No, I want a billion dong dong beasts... Okay, I won't use any secret skills for the first time."

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Liu Changan was woken up by a shock.

I drank some wine with a few people last night, and what lingered in my mind was the image of Zhu Juntang being suspicious of the slippers given to him by Yan Qingcheng, so he didn't really want to go home.

There was no drunken sexual intercourse.

Many people like to attribute the indulgence of their desires to "alcohol". In fact, isn't it just their own thoughts?

Unless Liu Changan was framed, it would be impossible for him to have sex after drinking. This is what all gentlemen do.

The movement on the bed was still disturbing. He squinted his eyes and saw the lamb running in circles on the bed.

It was running, and suddenly its four hooves came together to stop it. Then it screamed and fell stiffly, and even deliberately twitched a few times.

For a moment it bounced in place like a spring, then stretched its limbs in the air and fell onto the bed like a woolen blanket.

After a while, he stopped at Liu Changan's feet, hesitantly stretched out his head and smelled his feet, then pretended to be trembling all over from the smell, and fainted unbearably.

"Zhu Juntang, you're not going to the amusement park today, why are you so crazy so early in the morning!" Liu Changan just wanted to throw the quilt away and watch it bounce back and forth between the floor and the ceiling.

"Hey, how many shots did you make here last night?"

Seeing that he had woken up, the lamb climbed up, jumped on his belly and stood, looking down at him.

After hearing its words, Liu Changan reached out and grabbed it.

The lamb struggled for a few times, but Liu Changan accurately threw it into a vase in the corner of the room.

The body was stuck inside, leaving only one head exposed.

The little sheep was stunned for a moment, then shouted angrily: "Old man, why are you so rough with your baby!"

"That means you are not my baby." Liu Changan closed his eyes comfortably. Perhaps he was able to endure its torture for a long time because of the comfort he felt after every time he cleaned it up.

"If the person named Cheng did this to you, would you throw her into the vase and get stuck?" Xiaoyang didn't believe Liu Changan's words at all. If it wasn't his treasure, then this world shouldn't exist at all.

"First, her surname is Yan, and second, she is not as naughty as you!"

While it was restrained by the vase and unable to move, Liu Changan threw a blanket over it to cover its head, got up and put on his pants and top... Even though it was still an infant, it was not young for human beings. The father wants to avoid it.

The lamb tossed its head around, unable to get rid of the blanket, and then fell to the ground with the vase, rolling a few times.

Only then did Liu Changan rescue it. The little sheep got up dizzily and used a head-butt move towards him. As a result, it was dizzy and had no accuracy at all, and hit the bed directly.

"Ah..." The little sheep lay aggrievedly beside the bed, kicking the edge of the bed with four hooves and sobbing silently. He only felt that he happily woke him up this morning. It should have been a lovely morning for a loving father and daughter. , the result is not like that at all!

"I'm going to take Zhu Juntang out to play later, without the little fairy sheep." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he went to wash up.

The little sheep quickly got up and hurried back to the room. After all, it would take time to transform, put on clothes, adjust the appearance of hair, jewelry, etc.

It's entirely possible that the bad old man didn't wait for her and left directly, he could definitely do it!

Zhu Juntang changed his clothes and rushed to the door. He couldn't help but take a look at the design of his doll lamb crashing into the door. He praised the lamb doll and himself as being very cute. Then he hurried to find Liu Changan, but saw Zhong Qing coming from He walked out of the room.

"Qing Qing." Zhu Juntang raised his fingers towards Zhong Qing.

"Good morning, Third Miss." Zhong Qing smiled slightly. Zhu Juntang would usually only call out "Qing" when she wanted to use Zhong Qing to do something bad, or when she was rolled on the ground by Liu Chang'an and felt aggrieved and asked for help. Sir".

"When a woman like this comes out of a man's room in the morning, does she eat breakfast by the way?" Zhu Juntang asked meaningfully.

"No, I gave him a simple meal. He said he drank wine last night and wanted to eat something simple and light in the morning, so I asked the kitchen to make him some frogfish porridge, but I didn't drink it." Zhong Qing was a little confused. He answered in confusion, feeling that Zhu Juntang had something to say, but he didn't understand it right away.

"Then have you drank the porridge?" After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh, "This bleat is so nasty, such a filthy bleat."

Only then did Zhongqing realize what Zhu Juntang said, and felt a little embarrassed and had to remind her: "Miss Third, before you came to Junsha, although you were generally the same as you are now, at least you never spoke in such vulgar ways. If so, how could you...how could you not be ashamed and still laugh proudly?"

"Isn't it funny?" Zhu Juntang didn't care, "I learned it from your cousin."

Zhongqing took a long breath. For the sake of family members, of course she liked Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang to play together, but objectively speaking, she had already discovered that Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang would degrade each other when they played together. The opponent's lower limit in all aspects.

"You can learn from her..." After Zhongqing finished speaking, he felt that there was nothing Bai Hui could do for Zhu Juntang to learn from. Thinking about it carefully, there was still some, "Yes, you see Bai Hui is very lovable in front of Zhu Juntang." , Liu Changan would never beat her, nor lift her up and throw her away, nor would he shave her hair off."

"Most people need to learn from others to become better, just because they are not yet at the top of the world, need to make progress, and need to work hard to improve. The Supreme Being of the Universe like me can only be the object of learning for others, and if I Learning from others will not only have no benefit or practical significance, but will also lose your own uniqueness, which is not worth the loss." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he nodded and affirmed himself, and then asked thoughtfully: "You said, I follow this Liu Changan asked, can he agree that I don’t have to study anymore?”

"It can range from turning a deaf ear to you, and at the most severe, beating you." As the first person to see Liu Changan wrap up Zhu Juntang and roll on the ground, Zhong Qing was very sure of this.

Zhu Juntang glanced at Liu Changan's room, and temporarily gave up trying to persuade Liu Changan with this point of view, and returned to the main point, "Did any of you sleep with Liu Changan last night? Or slept together."

"No!" Zhongqing raised his hand and touched his warm cheek. If they slept together last night, could they get up so early and leave his room? She will definitely be exhausted. Thinking about Liu Changan's physique and strength, you will know that this is the result... The third lady often said some obscene and vulgar words, but in the end she was slightly defeated by Zhongshu, who also had no actual combat experience but was much more mature. .

"A bunch of trash!" Zhu Juntang yelled.

It turned out that he didn't feel anything at all. Once he was scolded by Zhu Juntang, Zhongqing woke up and felt ashamed.

Surrounded by beauties, they drank wine and drank. Under the ambiguous light, everyone's eyes were gentle, charming and sultry. But nothing happened around him, which seemed like a bit of a failure.

Basically, it was the same level of shame as when she used to be drunk and threw herself into his arms, but was knocked unconscious by him instead... After judging in this way, the frustration and shame that Zhong Qing suppressed in his heart was somewhat weakened. After all, Everyone is such a failure.

"I was fighting for Antarctica last night... Otherwise, if I participated in the planning, you wouldn't feast on this piece of dragon meat?" Zhu Juntang was a little regretful, but also a little angry.

The Bamboo family seems to be very powerful, but except for Zhu Juntang, they are basically useless, making it difficult for Zhu Juntang to divide his time between fighting for Antarctica land in Dandan and thinking about helping them make plans to eat dragon meat.

As long as they did not participate, in front of Liu Changan, they would perform tea tricks in front of Liu Changan without any actual results.

"Next time there is such an opportunity, you can use the drunkenness to blindfold him and play a little game like judging which moon belongs to whom by touch. Who can withstand this?" Zhu Juntang had to show the sheep's head. A casual mention of the military advisor's strength would be a great idea for them.

Zhongqing imagined himself begging for love with his third wife and Li Hongfang. He couldn't help but was dumbfounded, covered his face and left. It was really terrible. The third lady had simply turned into a Japanese eldest lady. Otherwise, who could come up with such a trick? ?

"Hahaha, I'm so obscene, even a mature woman feels ashamed and runs away." Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips, laughed a few times, and Yangyang went to find Liu Changan proudly.

Liu Changan finished his porridge and went downstairs with his little tail.

"Where are we going to rape and plunder today?" Zhu Juntang jumped up and down beside Liu Changan.

Liu Changan ignored her and just stood in front of the intersection and stretched, looking past the Huang Xing statue and landing on the pedestrian street ahead.

Plaques are stacked together like colorful building blocks, and there are all kinds of snacks and restaurants with various names, bringing together a sense of endless abundance and satisfaction.

People always feel that they can be extremely satisfied with what they eat here... In fact, when most people look around, they will find that they are just the same variety and taste of snack streets across the country.

"Let's rob a bank today. Dandan wants to rob a bank, but she's afraid that she'll be caught, shot, and then burned in an unsightly crematorium. Let's show her how to rob a billion or eighty yuan." Dad took the initiative to take him out to play. Zhu Juntang excitedly felt that he should do whatever he wanted. Children are like this. They are afraid of everything when they are with their dad.

"puff……"

A man and a woman passed by. The woman couldn't help but laugh when she heard Zhu Juntang speak.

"What's so funny?" Liu Changan turned around and asked with a frown.

"Ah... of course it's funny." The woman was stunned for a moment. This man was as tall and tall as a green pine on the cliff. He had a handsome face and fair skin. He had a thin waist and wide shoulders. At first glance, he looked like he had the same high-frequency movement ability as a male dog. .

Especially the kind of strength and displeasure shown when being disobeyed, people feel that this is the domineering temperament that girls like most, and it is definitely not something that the coquettish little fresh meat in idol dramas can interpret.

Do you think it’s difficult to rob a bank or rob a billion or eighty million dollars? Liu Changan thought for a while and didn't bother to explain that it was only appropriate to sneer when faced with unfulfilled delusions and remarks.

So he took Zhu Juntang's hand and turned around. Just as he was about to leave, the woman said again: "Hey..."

"This is last year's Show style... I remember it was the first theme launched by Meline after she became the brand's CDO... Oh my god, I didn't expect people in China to wear it. I looked through many places and didn't even see it. To someone who can feel better wearing it than you..." The woman boasted with praise.

"roll."

"Hey, what did you say?" The man who was with the woman was already a little unhappy when the female companion showed her stunning look in front of other men.

"You get out too."

"Did you hear that? Get out of here." Zhu Juntang snapped his fingers.

The two breadmen immediately sent the man and woman out of the square in front of the Baolong Center. The owner had no problem driving the unwanted passers-by away from his property.

"The smell of little Bourgeois is really intoxicating." Liu Changan was quite satisfied with Zhu Juntang's handling, nodded, and continued to pull Zhu Juntang forward.

"Wait." Zhu Juntang suddenly stopped.

"What's wrong?"

Liu Chang'an stood aside. Since there was no class this morning, he was not in a hurry to do anything, let alone drag her to school. He planned to take Zhu Juntang to find exotic animals to play with.

"You didn't buy your clothes yourself, right?" Zhu Juntang knows Liu Changan quite well. When buying clothes, he only requires comfort, cleanliness and fit, and doesn't pay any attention to the brand.

"Yeah. Qin Yanan should have bought it." Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously. Is she thinking about something again? So Liu Changan refused to say another word.

"Sure enough, there is a problem." Zhu Juntang touched the non-existent beard on his chin.

Liu Changan continued to move forward.

"Qin Yanan, like Professor Liu, is a woman who likes to buy some brand-name clothes and bags. They will buy you this style of clothes to show that they care about you and are gentle and virtuous wives who know how to consider men."

Liu Changan vaguely felt what Zhu Juntang was going to say, so he didn't want to talk to her. He didn't even want to refute her inexplicable dragging of Professor Liu... How could Professor Liu think of buying him clothes? Can't An Nuan cut the clothes into strips?

"Then the pair of handmade slippers you have at home have absolutely nothing to do with Professor Qin Yananliu." Zhu Juntang ruled out these two, "Originally, Dong Dong Mom was the most likely possibility, but yesterday when I took the slippers... Dong Dongdong's mother had no reaction. Generally speaking, if it was Dongdong's mother who made it, when I noticed the slippers, she would say something guiltily and nervously: Ah, it's just a pair of ordinary slippers. I think she just missed one pair. I have nothing to do with slippers like this, so I can make them casually... and so on."

"It's none of your business." Liu Changan felt that Zhu Juntang was analyzing it like this, and sooner or later she would be peeling off all the details to find the correct answer.

Liu Changan suddenly became rude, either out of anger or guilty. Zhu Juntang continued to analyze: "It can't be Dan Dan. Dan Dan will only gesture around with a needle and thread. After arousing your idea, he will let you I can feel motherly love through her eyes... If I give her two stitches in the soles of my shoes, she will say: I don’t have the strength.”

"It can't be my mother. My mother even has shoes given to her by others. How do you expect her to make a pair of handmade slippers? It's possible that she would chop off other people's legs and skin them to make shoe covers for you." Zhu Juntang ruled it out again. A suspect said, "It's impossible for Zhong Qing. She probably thinks that making such a pair of shoes will cause needles or calluses in her hands. The rough fingers will not be able to play an excellent supporting role when she and you are roaring in the mountains and forests... …”

Liu Changan raised his hand and gave her a slap in the face. If he hadn't been on the street, he would have beaten her up. Whose daughter would talk about her father's private life? Still the kind that slanders you in every possible way.

"Ah... bad old man, if you have the guts, let me finish. I will fight you again later..." Zhu Juntang was accumulating anger, because she was analyzing and analyzing, and felt that she was getting close to the truth.

"It's impossible for Li Hongfang. She will only find a pair of embroidered shoes or something as a treasure in some tomb that's thousands of years old. By the way... I'm going to take Li Hongfang with me to the Provincial Museum next door... It's nothing." Zhu Jun Tang stopped in time.

"What do you want to do?" Liu Changan felt that Zhu Juntang was 10,000 times more worrying than Zhou Dongdong. He was basically on the same level as Shangguan Dandan... The most Zhou Dongdong would do was throw away the lighter and hold the firecrackers in his hand when setting off firecrackers. , there is no need to worry about injuring your finger at such a level.

Where is Zhujuntang? Where is Shangguan Dandan? These two people, plus Li Hongfang, who is lawless as soon as he has a backer, basically have the effect of being put on a Class A wanted order at any time.

"I didn't do anything, that's not the point!" Zhu Juntang coughed lightly, "The only ones who can make small fresh gifts like handmade slippers are Bai Fen, An Nuanhe... surnamed Cheng!"

"Bai Fen belongs to the dark tea category. He does things secretly and wields a small hoe, but refuses to openly admit that he is a tea type. Directly making handmade slippers for you is equivalent to being a clear tea, and it is still at the level of Mingqian Longjing. She won't do this...

As for An Nuan, when we re-established Jiuzhou Fenglei Jianmen last year, you were wearing the Hanfu made by her. The workmanship was rough and not as fine as the slippers. When you go to An Nuan's house, the slippers she prepared for you, as well as her own co-branded shoes, all reflect her taste and aesthetic preferences... which determines that this pair of slippers cannot be given to you by her! "

After saying that, Zhu Juntang ran to Liu Changan and stared at Liu Changan with the same look as when Du Shiniang was angry when she sank the treasure box. She felt heart palpitations, dizziness, and staggered back. She almost turned into a lamb and fell to the ground and fainted. .

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