I'm really immortal

The bright moon hangs high, surrounded by a wisp of clouds, like the eyes of an ancient god staring at the world, exuding a cold light and looking at the world casually.

In the city under the moon, the street lights are like dragons stretching from east to west. There is a silent shadow next to the dragon head. The majestic palace is like a dormant giant beast. There are occasional swaying palace lanterns flickering in it, just like the giant beast opens its eyes and then falls into it again. I fell into a deep sleep, a calm and peaceful night.

"What is this place?"

After Liu Changan finished his conversation with Zhu Juntang, he asked Zhu Juntang to send him into the world's best dragon chant formation. As a result, Zhu Juntang just snapped his fingers and he appeared here.

What you see in front of you seems to be a complex of traditional-style buildings, with carved beams and paintings, and various murals and wall decorations everywhere. The building structure and materials are luxurious and beautiful, and the floor tiles under your feet are the famous "Qin Brick" style.

The tiles on the building are the four gods of "green dragon, white tiger, red bird, and Xuanwu" that represent the painting style of Wang Mang's period. They are exquisite and breathtaking. Even in the 21st century, when productivity has greatly increased, it is difficult to find it in the palace complex. In high-level buildings, bricks and tiles with such complex processes and high costs are widely used.

Looking around, the most eye-catching thing is the roof of the palace complex. Most of them are the highest-grade "veranda roof" and the second-class "rest top" among the buildings in the Tang Dynasty. The most famous veranda roof in China is It is the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City, and the representative of the hilltop-style architecture is Tiananmen Square.

"Back to the Supreme Emperor, this is Antarctica, Longyin City of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate." A voice sounded behind Liu Changan.

Liu Changan turned around and saw a woman who was probably a few centimeters taller than Yao Ming. She was wearing a midi skirt and leggings boots. She unbuttoned a few buttons on her chest, revealing her majestic and majestic mind. Her rare height makes her always look down, but the look on her face is one of humility and tameness.

"Because Princess Mea of ​​the Colorful Glaze Pure White Fairyland is the successor you have been searching for tens of billions of years to find. After you cried and begged her to be your heir, and at the expense of being a horse for her to ride on, she became The master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect later unified the nine continents and the five oceans, and established the headquarters of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect in Antarctica." The woman, like the NPC who introduced the background story, ignored Liu Changan's reaction and kept talking to herself.

Liu Changan has no emotions anymore. The mental pollution caused by Zhu Juntang is really everywhere. He now suspects that all the NPCs in this dream have been instilled with her worldview based on spiritual victory.

"After the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect unified the nine continents and five oceans, you abdicated and became the Supreme Emperor. The sect leader built this Dragon Song City for you, specifically for you to vent your dragon desires. At the same time, it is also the best place in the world to operate, control and crack. The key to the Dragon Song Formation." The woman continued.

"Wait, then who are you?" Liu Changan looked at the woman in front of him. In addition to her extremely tall stature, the most eye-catching thing is that she is wearing a Rottweiler dog head hat, and there are two Rottweilers. She has pointed, high ears that no dog has, and a fox tail behind her butt that wags as she talks.

It's probably that kind of nondescript two-dimensional dog girl image. It's impossible to tell the original dog breed just from elements like ears and tail.

She is extremely tall, but because her figure is full and plump, just like a powerful female BOSS in anime games, it does not make people feel that she is bulky. Her exaggerated long legs, thin waist and plump bust make her look like a nerdy girl. The characters are generally the same.

Could this image be an NPC created by Shangguan Dandan? Shangguan Dandan often wears woolen hats with images of cats and dogs. The one he recently wore was a red lion hat.

He didn't think anyone would think it was made by Zhu Juntang... His precious daughter would only make something with a sheep doll hood on her head.

It was just the Rottweiler's dog-head hat that gave Liu Changan a bad premonition, so he asked who she was.

"Reporting to the Supreme Master, I am the protector of the Holy Lady of the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, a high-level templar, and your loyal dog Lu Si'en." After Lu Si'en finished speaking, he yelled: "Oh... you should have an impression, right? Only your Rottweiler can howl... howl."

Liu Changan glanced at Lu Si'en again, thinking of the black dog that liked to lick his shoes and insteps, and then looked at the appearance of "Lu Si'en" in front of him.

"Interesting." Liu Changan nodded, and the images of Avrona and Xiaobai appeared in his mind. These two animals were also in human form.

It's just that the Lu Si'en in front of her is not really his dog that has evolved to this extent. It's probably not Shangguan Dandan who pulled the dog into the dream. It's just an image she created at random, and then she trapped Lu Si'en as a prank. name.

Liu Changan couldn't help but feel more of a sense of crisis. From the appearance of this "Lu Si'en", it could be seen that Shangguan Dandan had no bottom line when setting up this formation.

"What is that?" Liu Changan raised his hand and pointed to a huge statue in the square in the distance.

The statue points to the sky and stands on the ground, carrying a long stick that holds the sky. It has an amazing momentum. It blends into the darkness but seems to be able to break through the distance of time and space at any time and break all barriers.

The whole statue is slightly rounded and does not look like a normal figure from myths and legends.

"Those are the saints of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, the seven Longdong Chongdong generals. When our sect attacked Japan, we encountered the stubborn resistance of the green ractopamine nuclear poison frogs and radioactive high school students. We originally fought against the local children. The monster Ultraman will not participate in the war, but they suspect that the battle between the seven dragons will eat all the little monsters, affect the balance of the universe, and cause Ultraman to lose his job, so they also participated in the war, but were killed by the seven dragons. "Dong-ding-dong, the war general swallowed up all the Ultraman one by one."

After saying that, Lu Si'en looked up at the statue with some excitement. After all, she was the protector of the seven Longdongcangdong war generals. It was an honor for the saint to be so brave.

Liu Changan was silent for a while, not knowing what to say or what his emotions and feelings should be. Finally, he nodded and said "hmm".

It turns out that the world's number one dragon chant formation is really all disciples of the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect. Zhou Dongdong, Lu Si'en and Zhu Juntang, the three most powerful forces at the bottom, have all appeared. The next step should be to get rid of Qin Yanan and Li Hongfang. Bar?

As for Shangguan Dandan, in conventional thinking she should be the final BOSS who takes the lead.

"By the way, Zhou Dongdong is a war general, you are probably a palace maid or a female official, Zhu Juntang is the sect leader, and Shangguan Dandan is now a well-deserved queen mother?" Liu Changan asked this Longyin City the basic situation here.

"The current empress dowager is the mother of the sect master. I pity Zhu Sansan, who is beautiful and wrinkled, and only adds moans to the harem. There is a saying that when you come at night, we travel hand in hand in dreams, and when you wake up in the morning, your scarf is filled with tears and you can't hold it back. Zhangpu is old and sick three times , Xianyang lives in the grass for the eighth autumn. You buried your bones in the mud under the spring, and I sent them to the world with a head full of snow. Ah Wei and Han Lang went there one after another, did you know about it at night?" Lu Si'en finished reciting the poem and shouted movedly. A cry: "Ouch!"

Is the Queen Mother of Longyin City Su Mei?

And he also chose the cute alias Zhu San San?

Why does it sound like a mistress?

Sure enough, it was a dream constructed by an unlearned person, who wrote a poem for Su Mei, but it was used by Bai Juyi to commemorate Yuan Zhen. Only illiterate people would see "Dream Traveling Together" and "Snow-covered Head" at first glance. I thought this word was appropriate for her.

"The Queen Mother won the battle with Qin Yanan of Partridge Sky and Chongguo Chang Clan for the throne, and became the Queen Mother of the East Palace, while Qin Yanan had to settle for the Queen Mother of the West Palace." Lu Si'en continued, "The Deputy Sect Master is currently promoted to the Queen Mother. The Empress Dowager controls the entire Longyin City."

It is customary to call Shangguan Dandan "the Empress Dowager", but in fact Emperor Xuan honored her as the "Empress Dowager" when he came to the throne. She is also the youngest empress dowager in history, and the first legal great-grandmother in history. The Queen Mother.

But in the dream controlled by Shangguan Dandan, Qin Yanan would actually lose to Su Mei? It seems that it was mostly for Zhu Juntang's sake, and it also made the worldview constructed in the dream more reasonable.

After all, Zhu Juntang is now the "Sect Master", similar to the status of an emperor. She controls the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, so her mother's status will naturally increase...

What's more, Shangguan Dandan likes to stare at other people's butts to see if they are suitable for having children. Su Mei is not only suitable but actually gave birth to her. Even if Shangguan Dandan doesn't like Su Mei, the status and honor that should be given to her is still This is also the cornerstone rule of the harem order.

Liu Changan thought this, and was about to nod in agreement with his point of view, but then he came to his senses. He was really assimilated by their acting, and he actually tried to figure out the things created by their messy brain circuits seriously.

"Then how can I meet the Empress Dowager?" Liu Changan asked patiently.

It seemed that Liu Changan's question triggered a new incident. Lu Si'en suddenly pulled out a volume of edict from the chest valley and read it loudly: "By God's blessing, the emperor issued an edict: Hey, please go to Nuanxiang Palace to decipher the world's best dragon chant. The first level of the formation.”

Nuanxiang Palace?

Finally breaking the formation, Liu Changan followed behind Lu Si'en at a leisurely pace.

Lu Si En's back was very tall. As she walked around, traces of the tight straps squeezing her flesh were faintly revealed under her skirt. The swaying range of her long, fluffy tail was very harmonious with the lines of her waist and hips. If she hadn't been called "Lu Si En" , it’s really eye-catching.

But her name was Lu Si En, which was very inconsistent... Zhu Juntang had a Komodo dragon called Mrs. Christine, which she felt was a more suitable name for the beast girl in front of her.

What he didn't expect was that even the first sentence of the imperial edict was "咩". At the same time, to popularize science, many people are now saying that the sentence "Blessed by Heaven, the Emperor's Edict" in the TV series is wrong and should be read as " "Fengtian carries the emperor, the imperial edict says", or "Fengtian carries the emperor, the imperial edict says", which is actually not the case.

This sentence was coined by Zhu Yuanzhang, and Zhu Yuanzhang also coined "Fengtian Palace". We can know that the only two words that really need to be pronounced together are "Fengtian" and cannot be broken into sentences like "Feng, Tian".

Anyway, as long as "Fengtian" is read together, there is no problem whether it is "Fengtian carries the emperor, the emperor says" or "Fengtian carries the emperor, the imperial edict says."

Liu Changan was thinking about all this, his attention shifted from Lu Sien who was full of sense of disobedience, and he soon arrived at Nuanxiang Palace.

Looking at the plaque of "Nuanxiang Palace", Liu Changan suddenly thought, "Nuan" could be Annuan, and "fragrance" is taken from "fennel"... So the first level of this world's best dragon chant formation , shouldn’t they have to face An Nuan Bai Hui at the same time?

But they are not members of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect!

It seems a bit too naive to place hope that the information provided by Zhu Juntang is completely consistent with reality. Zhu Juntang is only very reliable, resourceful and brave when it comes to skipping classes.

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All kinds of wishes for the new January!