I'm really immortal

Although Zhu Juntang can only be seen after breaking through the so-called Dragon Yin Formation, there is no doubt that the first so-called mini-boss to appear is usually a supporting role.

Zhu Juntang has not even learned how to explode with power. She has no extraordinary abilities other than transforming into a sheep or a dragon. It is beyond her ability to expect her to create a controllable dream to torment Liu Changan.

She is just a handyman at most, but the boss behind the scenes is Shangguan Dandan after all... Shangguan Dantan will drag Zhu Juntang, of course, because Zhu Juntang is the most flattering, and Shangguan Dantan will accompany her if she wants to fly a plane. There are button-pressing types everywhere in the cockpit, and Zhu Juntang has the courage and determination to provoke Liu Changan the most, so to do such a thing, a loser like Zhu Juntang must be brought along.

Qin Yanan has some sense and ability to think independently, but he might as well give in to Shangguan Dandan's advice. Could it be that Qin Yanan is the so-called member of the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect who presides over the world's best dragon chant formation? After all, she was the only one with a baby in her belly, and she could barely be considered the key person who could achieve the conditions for breaking the formation.

"The moon is bright and bright, the moon is bright and blue, and everyone in my family is bleating, bleating, bleating."

"The holy fire is shining brightly, the holy fire is shining brightly, all my disciples are bleating, bleating, bleating, bleating."

At this time, the people of Baa Xing sang loudly again in unison. The majestic momentum of the unity seemed to make the rainy night tremble. The dripping rain lines gradually blurred into a curtain and enveloped everything in front of them. The dripping water The beads fell on the corners of Baa Xingren's clothes, on the eaves of the roadside, and on Liu Changan's electric car helmet, and they fell in tiny pieces like a background sound that resonated with it.

Liu Changan took off his helmet and raincoat, and his body flashed like a sharp sword piercing into the black sand. He rushed forward, and the Meixing man wearing black clothes and black trousers rushed towards him like the sand picked up by the sharp sword. The splashes on both sides spread towards the edge, revealing a wide avenue left after the impact.

The avenue leads to the entrance of Baolong Center. The glass on the door shattered into slag and hung in the air for a moment before clattering to the ground. The door frame shook sharply and made a "clang" sound, and Liu Changan's figure had disappeared.

The interior of the Baolong Center still has a normal layout, except that the brands such as Donkey, Hermès, and Gucci have been transformed into bleating avatars. Groups of cattle and sheep are wandering around the mall, mooing and bleating, shitting and eating grass, and... Some sheep were walking upright, shopping like people, gathering together to eat hot pot, and meat from unknown creatures was placed on the table, thinly sliced ​​and rolled up and piled into plates.

Seeing this scene, Liu Changan couldn't help but feel lucky. Fortunately, Zhu Juntang's abilities were limited. If she really grew up and could control the world to a certain extent, the future of that kind of world would probably be in front of her.

Liu Changan took the elevator directly to the top floor. He originally thought that Zhu Juntang would be on the "Emperor Holy Ship", but as soon as he got out of the elevator, he heard Zhu Juntang's voice.

"Scream! Baa! Baa baa baa!"

"distortion!"

Liu Changan frowned and saw Zhu Juntang not far away turning into a small white dragon with his back to Liu Changan, shouting incomprehensibly.

"Dark crawling!"

"crawl!"

"Twist!"

"Squirming darkly!"

"Rolling! Crawling fiercely! Twisting! Spasming! Roaring: Bah-bah-bah! Squirming! Gloomy growl: Bah-bah! Crawling, splitting, walking ashore, twisting, spasming! Squirming, twisted walking, attacking regardless of the target. ! Dragon chant: Bah baa baa! Become a baby dragon..."

Liu Changan walked over, reached out and grabbed the tail of the little white dragon, and lifted it up, "Zhu Juntang, are you crazy!"

"Old man, let me go!" Zhu Juntang was shocked. She was having fun and forgot that she was the big boss guarding the first level, but she was caught by Liu Changan.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan stared at her expressionlessly. If she were in ancient times, she would have been revoked of various titles and inheritance rights because of her misbehavior and immoral behavior.

Screaming and twisting around, making all kinds of weird movements, which is undoubtedly a sign of psychosis... If Liu Che were here, he would definitely think that she was bewitched.

Liu Changan didn't think so, because he knew that it was difficult for his precious daughter, Baby Dragon, and Baa Dragon to treat her as a normal person when she was playing around.

"Crusut-style sea creatures that can't speak, that's what they look like. I happen to be a baa dragon, and a baa dragon is also a sea creature, so I want to be like this." The little white dragon was grabbed by the tail by Liu Changan, and had to continue twisting randomly. Struggling to move.

What makes it very depressing is why Liu Changan is always able to defeat it in this way? When he turned into a human, he reached out and grabbed her head. When he turned into a sheep, he also grabbed her head. When he turned into a dragon, he reached out and grabbed her tail and fell down. Bring it up!

"Who told you that dragons are marine creatures! Our rank is equal to the will of life on earth, and we are the strongest among extraordinary creatures. How can we stick to the ocean?" Liu Changan is so angry that he wants to imitate and imitate those with a bit of style. exist!

Squirming? Dark crawling? Cramp?

These are the postures of lower creatures... and there is a sense of wretchedness, which suddenly reminded Liu Changan that he had watched Bai Hui's dance videos, and people often left comments below "screaming, twisting". This series of Zhu Juntang had just finished Phrases for shouting.

"You are indeed a bad old man, this is just a meme. Crawling in the dark or something, it was originally a copywriting meme for "Yesterday's Round Table"... Of course, before this copywriting meme, there were already similar crazy literary genres on the Internet..." Zhujun Tang explained to the bad old man who tried hard to pretend to be a young ordinary college student, but had conservative ideas and did not often read various popular Internet memes.

"Others just copy and paste and post them everywhere when they make jokes. How can you imitate them like this?"

"Some people are imitating maggots!"

"What you just imitated was a maggot!"

"Shit, I'm a deep-sea baby dragon, squirming! twisting! crawling...ah, bad old man, if you can't tell me, I'll hit you!"

Liu Changan threw Xiao Bailong on the ground. He was sure that Zhu Juntang was not the image that appeared in his dream, but actually participated in the dream after becoming Shangguan Dandan's lackey.

If he dreamed of Zhu Juntang, he would definitely be a well-behaved, cute and elegant baby, and he would never look like this.

"Where's Shangguan Dandan?" Liu Changan didn't want to waste time with her. This kind of minions in the first level generally don't have much significance. At most, they just provide some level information and set up some small obstacles... The true meaning of this dream is The ones who would come to torment him should still be Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan.

"You must pass the world's best dragon chant formation. Only after you meet me will I tell you how to meet Dandan." Xiao Bailong became energetic.

"You have already fallen into my hands, what else do I need to pass through the world's best dragon chant formation?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand, indicating that he could grab its tail at any time and lift it up again.

"It's useless for you to catch me, because the relevant information will be conveyed to me only after you break the formation. I don't know how to see Dandan now." Xiao Bailong said twisting and turning.

Liu Changan couldn't help but frowned as he looked at its twisting figure.

"Is there no other way?" Xiao Bailong said proudly.

"Have you ever thought that Shangguan Dandan's design is just because he doesn't trust you and knows that you are unreliable, so he makes you act as a mouthpiece, not even a small BOSS that drops treasure boxes and clues after killing it. "Liu Changan discovered the truth. In front of Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang was still a little naive. He was obviously a money counter, but he thought he was also the one who distributed money, and the money went into its mouth.

The little white dragon tilted his head. The beautiful and elegant dragon's face, full of feminine charm, was full of disbelief, but it soon became firm and said, "So what? It's mainly because you are so cunning and cunning, we two. Without unity, there is no way for you to fall into our trap."

"What trap have you prepared?"

"Let me tell you directly, is that still a trap?"

"Could it be that some people would happily run up to others and say they are about to fall into our trap?"

The little white dragon thought for a while, twisted his body, ran behind the big pillar and ran out again, turning into a lamb wearing diapers.

"Because this is a Yang Mou, I can tell you directly." Xiaoyang made a joke about the homophones of "Yang Mou" and "Yang Mou", and thought it was very suitable.

"Then tell me what kind of trap it is." Liu Changan looked at the lamb in front of him with its soft hair, delicate face, and delicate lips, teeth, and eyebrows. He suddenly felt that it was more pleasing to the eye after it turned into a sheep.

At most, the lamb twists its neck, twists its body and jumps around, thinking that it is very cute, rather than "squirming", "crawling", "dark roaring" and the like.

The little sheep looked around, a little wary.

Is it observing whether it is being monitored by Shangguan Dandan? Liu Changan had such an idea. He knew it very well. Sometimes he would know what it was thinking when he saw a small movement of its eyebrows... Of course, because of this kind of telepathy, it was often beaten.

"This is a dream created by Shangguan Dandan." Liu Changan reminded it that in this dream, Shangguan Dandan should be omnipotent, omniscient, and able to control everything.

"right."

"Be good, tell daddy the trap." Liu Changan knelt down and touched the lamb's head and said.

The lamb wagged its tail, kept tiptoing on its four little hooves, then moved it into Liu Changan's arms, and rubbed it with the little horn hidden in its fur. The pink three-petal mouth and nose became even redder and more pouty. The lamb is the best! Dad just has to touch the lamb so tenderly and look at it with loving eyes.

He definitely didn't touch Yan Qingcheng's head and say, "Be good, squeeze some orange juice for daddy."

"The trap is that after clearing the world's number one Dragon Yin Formation, Dandan's memory seal can be opened. Her memory contains the grudges and grudges between you and her in her previous life... not the things that happened in Weiyang Palace, but the things you did earlier. , Shattered Void came to the memory of the Biemei Universe!" Xiaoyang lowered his voice and said, "Because you can get such information, you know that the world's number one dragon chant formation is a trap, so you will go and take a look!"

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