I'm really immortal

Someone who would use an obviously derogatory word like "sneaky" to describe himself is only an honest person like Li Hongfang.

Her ability to describe her own state candidly and truthfully shows that her words when praising and praising others are also appropriate expressions, rather than flattery and words that go against her will.

Liu Chang'an patted Li Hongfang's shoulder gently to express his praise. Li Hongfang had a strong figure, but his arms were not thick, with a slight sense of muscle. It was completely different from the soft and cotton-like feeling of most women. It reminded him of Zhu Juntang's Lifeguard Hu Muzhi.

That woman has a unique figure. If the owner of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect hundreds of years ago, he would probably invite her to play inside.

"Those with white hair give gifts to those with black hair." Shangguan Dandan looked at her thermos "Owl" with pity, caressing it gently, and said in a very sad tone, "My mother is still alive, but her son's grave has been I want to dig it up, open the coffin and expose the body, which would be a terrible tragedy."

Liu Changan just looked at her long black hair with an expressionless expression, as if the moonlight was flowing on it.

Shangguan Dandan touched her hair with her backhand, grabbed handfuls, and put them into her hood pocket. Then she pressed her hands on the top of her head. Suddenly, her black hair lost color, and her head turned white in an instant.

Liu Changan nodded. The current image is more suitable for her, because in many animation and film works, people like her should be white-haired, crazy, psychopathic, mentally ill, extremely powerful, supernatural people, etc. , often with white hair.

"At the age of thirty, I am already declining. My eyes are full of sorrow and I only attack myself. Tonight, a boat will come to kill you. From now on, life and death will be divided." Shangguan recited a poem calmly, "When Wang Anshi was an official, Xiao died. My daughter was about to leave here after three years of service. At that time, transportation was inconvenient and he was already old. He knew that there was unlikely to be a chance to come back to visit the grave. So one night, he took a boat to the wilderness and walked to his little daughter. In front of his grave, he told his little daughter that dad is old and came to see you with sad eyes, saying goodbye to you forever."

"Wang Anshi was not very successful as an official, and Xining's reform was also mixed with praise and praise. The idea was good but divorced from reality, similar to Wang Mang's situation at the time. Many literati with lofty ideals were really allowed to run the country's affairs, such as Wang Anshi and Wang Mang That’s all. It’s just that the emotion of being a father is the same. It makes people realize that Wang Anshi, who was once inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people, is just a sad old father." Li Hongfang commented.

Li Hongfang is sometimes as absurd as Zhu Juntang and likes to talk nonsense, but Li Hongfang is really educated, while Zhu Juntang is obviously illiterate but thinks he is a senior historian.

"In short, I am very sad now. Although my moth robbed the little carriage, committed adultery in the harem, and committed all kinds of evil, he was still my moth after all, and he was the emperor of the Han Dynasty. How could he be dug up by thieves and expose his body? Wilderness." Shangguan Dandan looked solemn, raised his chin slightly, and looked full of majesty.

Liu Changan held his cheeks with his palms and sat aside to watch her performance. He refrained from speaking. At this time, he wanted to express his objection and said that he was not dead. How could he be exposed in the wilderness? Answering the conversation like this is tantamount to admitting that he is her son.

But don't say anything, just let her slander and slander here? Liu Changan felt a little uncomfortable. This little bird had been plotting against him to admit that he was her son.

Li Hongfang calmly observed the expressions of Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan.

When the Han tomb was discovered in the mountains of Gao Dewei's house, Li Hongfang once deeply analyzed that Wang Zhengjun, the last queen mother of the Western Han Dynasty, was the daughter of Shangguan Dandan and Liu He.

After coming to the conclusion, Li Hongfang was kicked into the ground by the jealous and resentful Liu Changan... before the kick, she was ordered to remove the armor from her buttocks.

Now it seems that Shangguan Dandan has an old love for Liu He. Although the sect leader can control Shangguan Dandan as a suppressing weapon, he cannot make Shangguan Dandan completely forget Liu He.

Shangguan Dandan was talking about his son, but he was probably thinking about his husband.

Of course, such words cannot be said out loud. An angry Liu Changan alone is enough for her, plus Shangguan Dandan who can suck people into white melons in an instant, who can withstand this?

Thinking about it, it would be quite a sense of achievement if Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan could take action together. After all, where in the world is there a creature worthy of them taking action together? But it’s just exciting to think about, but in practice it’s better to skip it.

"Fangfang, do you have a strategy?" Shangguan Dandan said looking at Li Hongfang.

"I have a plan." Li Hongfang lowered his voice.

Liu Changan snorted in his nostrils. Li Hongfang's strategy was probably to kill people. It was simple, crude and without any wisdom.

"Brother Liu and I originally planned to kill Li Jiama and bury her on the spot after entering the tomb. But now I think we can kill two birds with one stone, attract Qin Zisi and kill her and Li Jiama together." It cannot be said that Li Hongfang is He planned to use Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan, but Qin Zisi was always a hidden danger, so it was better to arrange it like this and get it over with.

Liu Changan stretched out his finger and poked Li Hongfang's temple. Li Hongfang covered her head and felt severe pain. She yelled "Ah" and hurriedly hid aside.

"Look at Zhuge Liang, shaking his feather fan, analyzing the current situation, general background, morale, geographical environment, weather changes, etc., integrating all aspects of information, and finally coming up with the best strategy... Then he said to Liu Bei "I have a plan." Liu Changan said angrily, "In your situation, the most you can do is make criminals jump over the wall and take risks. What kind of plan is this?"

"I also have a plan." Shangguan Dandan waved and motioned for Li Hongfang to sit next to her. It seemed that Li Hongfang was not suitable for using his brain.

It’s just that my talents are bound to be useful. Something as promising as having children is suitable for Li Hongfang to show off his skills. Shangguan Dandan admires Li Hongfang, Zhou Shuling, Qin Yanan, An Nuan and other women who can give birth to sons at a glance. As for their brains, Whether it works well or not is not important.

"We buried him in a thousand-year-old tomb, and then let the archaeological team discover and excavate him. This is called giving back in return. If he wants to dig my grave, I will let others dig his grave." Shangguan Dandan snorted coldly.

Li Hongfang clapped his hands and exclaimed in surprise: "What a brilliant move! It can also make people think that he died after traveling a thousand years ago, interfering with further police investigations, and finally closing the case with Li Jiama traveling through time. No one will Suspicion is on us.”

"Flatter you if you want, and don't insult the intelligence of the people's police." Liu Changan shook his head. He didn't believe that Li Hongfang really thought so. If her profession underestimated the police's ability and intelligence, she would have stepped on a sewing machine long ago... No, most of the things she did were punished by being shot. Where is the chance to use a sewing machine?

Li Hongfang muttered a few words in a low voice. Of course, flattering means having no bottom line and doing everything possible to cater to the other party. She used this method to successfully get into the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect.

Now that it has achieved results, it is natural to apply the same method to Shangguan Dandan. In the end, she will become a "daughter-in-law" like Zhou Shuling, and then she will make a fortune.

"What Fangfang said makes sense. It doesn't matter if the person responsible for handling the case doesn't believe it, but it is very interesting to create such public opinion. I also recently watched a similar time-travel TV series and was inspired...Modern people time-travel to In ancient times, many, many years later, people archaeologically discovered the traces left by the missing people in ancient times. Isn't it interesting?" Shangguan Dandan nodded appreciatively. Li Hongfang was also quick in thinking and immediately discovered the beauty of Shangguan Dandan's plan. at.

Liu Changan did not participate in the formulation of their strategy in the end. For him, it was just a trivial matter, and he could just act with the camera.

"Chang'an, come and help me choose (zhai second tone) dishes." Zhou Shuling shouted from the kitchen.

When the bowl of grubs was almost finished, Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong out of the barrier and sent Zhou Dongdong to work in the kitchen on his behalf.

Zhou Dongdong licked his fingers and went to the kitchen with the bowl in hand.

However, not long after Zhou Dongdong entered the kitchen, he was beaten for choosing and eating vegetables at the same time. He howled twice and was kicked out. Li Hongfang volunteered to go to the kitchen to exchange cooking skills with Zhou Shuling.

"Fangfang is smart and has a big butt, so she deserves to be cultivated." Shangguan Dandan retracted her gaze towards the kitchen and nodded approvingly. She found that Li Hongfang was very active and proactive about entering the kitchen, which meant that, As long as Li Hongfang was around, Liu Changan would have few opportunities to make plans to frame the Queen Mother into working in the kitchen.

"Aren't you an elegant and dignified queen mother? Isn't it bad to stare at other people's butts and comment on them?" Liu Changan said sincerely.

"Of course it's not elegant or dignified when others say this, but I'm very cute. When everyone hears me say bad words, they will only feel cuter. This is the so-called contrasting cuteness." Shangguan Dandan put the thermos kettle on the electric heating table Then he tilted his head so that his cheek was pressed against the thermos, his eyes widened, and he clenched a small fist with one hand and beat it on the top of his head to remind him of his cute appearance.

Shangguan Dandan is still very confident about her cuteness, because the Queen Mother is very weak and relies on her cuteness to survive. Of course, she has full confidence in her special skills.

"I'm just wasting my saliva talking to you." Liu Changan sighed and said. It's a pity that his saliva was wasted... You know, when he spits on the ground, some people want to lick it clean.

When talking about saliva, I naturally thought of eating. After finishing the meal, I took Guan Dandan to eat chi fish.

This time, we must observe carefully, and we cannot let Shangguan Dantan suck people into bones as casually as before. The eating and energy extraction process of mysterious creatures is a biological behavior that is very significant for research, and it is also very rare. When the time comes, Su Mei has to watch together, after all, she is also an expert in this field.