I'm really immortal
Chapter 1040 Baa’s Jianghu
The morning breeze blows, gentle and cool, just like the mother's hand gently caressing the sleeping child after returning from carrying water from the well in the morning.
This is an old metaphor. How many people still have to go to the well to fetch water for cooking in the morning?
Times are changing, but the only thing that remains unchanged is a mother's love for her children.
Ye Chenyu's doting on Ye Sijin probably served as an example for many years. Su Mei seemed to be very justified in her indulgence of her daughter. Every time Zhu Juntang did some extravagant and extravagant behavior, Su Mei then thought about Ye Chenyu's love for Ye Sijin back then. No matter what, you will feel that it is nothing.
What's the point of treating guests to dinner? Think about the many ambitious kings in the past and present. They not only spent their wealth but also recruited ambitious people from all over the world. The most basic thing is to entertain their disciples and guests with good wine and meat every day.
"She just wants to wash her hands in such a big battle. If she really succeeds as the head of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect in the future, wouldn't she have to organize an event with the Spring Festival Gala to give out red envelopes to people all over the country? With Miss Zhusan, With your identity, you have to spend 18 billion, right?" Liu Changan suggested sincerely.
That's not much... Su Mei suspected that Liu Changan had really become thrifty after so many years of living as an ordinary person.
For Su Mei, many things only depend on whether it is necessary or not, rather than considering the constraints of the budget. After all, she has made a lot of money over the past 100 years. The most important thing is that Su Mei does not care much about the law. and rules, in the early era of capital accumulation and expansion, it was very effective to use more tricks and plundering methods... As for the current stage of development, it only needs to find ordinary people to operate and manage normally, but it is more suitable and more economical than using evil ways. Save effort and effort.
She has never worried about professional managers using tricks to wipe out the assets of one of her companies. When such an accident occurs, the methods that the world's evil leaders should have become very easy to use.
What makes Su Mei a little happy is that Liu Changan seems to really consider letting Zhu Juntang inherit the position of the head of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect... Wait, Su Mei suddenly wakes up, the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect created in modern times, no matter how you look at it, What is the significance of Zhu Juntang's coveted position as the head of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, which is just a joke?
"Third Miss said that it was mainly a temporary idea. Normally, we should prepare for three to five years and announce the ceremony to the earth, moon, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and other places before holding the ceremony." Zhong Qing said while holding back a smile.
"She is very considerate. They are all planets where humans have landed or launched probes. Why, she thinks there are aliens in those places and wants to invite them to participate in her ceremony?" Liu Changan immediately understood Zhu Juntang's little intentions. What's going on in the sheep's head?
"That's what it means."
"Then why doesn't she launch a rocket outside the solar system, carry an interstellar probe, and broadcast notifications to the entire universe?" Liu Changan turned sideways and looked out the window, looking for Zhu Juntang.
Feeling him approaching her, the man's warm breath made Su Mei feel very comfortable, but she did not forget to remind him, "Don't tell her this, she will definitely roll on the ground and come to me for a rocket." ...In fact, it’s okay to give her a rocket to play with, but if she really launches the rocket, the interstellar probe carrying her personal information is captured by some alien civilization, and then she is captured by this alien civilization in a certain way. What if he was captured in a way we can’t understand?”
"This chance should be quite small, right?" Liu Changan asked slightly worriedly. In fact, the earliest radio waves emitted by humans this time have spread in all directions in the universe for more than 100 light-years.
Although it seems very far away, compared with the radius of the Milky Way, which is more than 50,000 light-years, it is only a small corner.
"It is indeed quite small. In fact, the ancient civilization of Tesla's generation has already done this kind of thing. As for whether this has attracted aliens to visit the earth, no one knows. It is just that it is very likely that we will spread to the universe. The information will be captured by some aliens after a billion or even tens of billions of years, but it is still possible for them to directly locate the location of our so-called space-time coordinate point through their special understanding and utilization of the movement of matter, and put Zhu Jun Take Tang away." Su Mei said with a smile, because this possibility is too small and small, so it is not really worrying.
After all, this little mutton kebab is only her and Liu Changan's favorite, and not the whole universe treats her as a favorite.
Liu Changan thought for a while and decided not to ridicule Zhu Juntang with the topic of launching a rocket to inform the entire universe.
In comparison, the golden basin hand-washing ceremony hosted by Zhu Juntang now seems like a trivial matter, just let her go.
Liu Changan's phone rang. It was Shangguan Dandan. He picked up the call casually.
"You can imitate my kettle and boil water and let me hear it!"
"Why should I learn to boil a kettle and boil water for you?"
"Because I have to boil water every morning when I get up. Today we were on Wugong Mountain and there was no boiling water. I'm not used to it!"
"Can't you just call yourself?"
"I don't know how to call it myself!"
"Look for Li Hongfang, she is the best at complimenting you."
Liu Changan hung up the phone. He was a little suspicious that Shangguan Dandan thought he had been raped last night and was too lazy to sleep, so he called to harass him. As a result, he answered the call quickly, which meant that he had already gotten up. I had no choice but to find any excuse to get by.
There is no evidence, but it is more reasonable to use this line of thinking to figure out Shangguan Dandan's behavior.
"Shangguan Dandan?" Su Mei tilted her head.
"Um."
Su Mei didn't say anything. From the conversation, it seemed that Shangguan Dandan asked Liu Changan to learn the sound of boiling a kettle for her?
Are you sick? As soon as Su Mei had this thought, she quickly and gently wiped it away. She could not have such an obvious dissatisfaction with Shangguan Dandan, lest it would inadvertently show up next time they met and cause trouble for herself.
Liu Changan went back to the room to take a shower. After a while, Zhu Juntang walked in with a big smile.
"General, this martial arts supreme master is about to hold a golden basin hand-washing ceremony, and I have personally come to invite you to participate." Zhu Juntang showed an amiable and gentle smile, and stood elegantly and calmly in front of Liu Changan.
"Guardian?" Liu Changan couldn't understand this title, but he didn't think about it deeply. Not only did Zhu Juntang like to give people nicknames, but he also called them random names.
"Shoujiang means defeated general. Just to take care of your self-esteem and face, I call you Shojiang for short. Who knew you couldn't understand my thoughtfulness and had to say it out." Zhu Juntang Yangyang explained proudly.
Liu Changan looked at her small arms and legs, her white and tender face, her long and gentle neck. She wore a different colorful crown on her head than before. She held a fairy wand about one meter long in her hand, and there was a fairy wand around her waist. There is a heart-shaped device that is constantly spraying light mist. It is clearly the style of Balabala Little Demon Fairy. Is it remotely related to the Supreme Martial Arts?
"It seems that because you have been invincible for a long time, you have formed a habitual mentality. For a while, you cannot accept the fact that you have become my defeat." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan without fear and analyzed calmly.
"Do you believe that I will beat you, the supreme martial arts master, in public?" Liu Changan wiped his wet palms, he really had this idea.
"It doesn't matter, even if you beat me up in public, everyone will understand that I wanted to wash my hands in a golden basin, so I stopped taking action." Zhu Juntang sighed softly, "I can also understand now that when Linghu Chong and Dongfang Invincible decided on Jin When I washed my hands and withdrew from the world, when faced with the six major sects besieging Heimuyan, I endured the feeling of not taking action."
"Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai?"
"Ever since Yue Lingshan and Lin Pingzhi lay in Laudnor's coffin together and had a secret love (continuation chapter 242), Linghu Chong was disheartened and got acquainted with Ren Yingying, Xiang Wentian, Ren Woxing and others, and together they After killing Heimuyan, Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai discovered that each other's moves coincided with each other's sword skills. One of them was defeated, the other was invincible and lonely, and they were naturally attracted to each other..."
"Stop it. What kind of "Swordsman" are you reading?" Liu Changan's least favorite among martial arts novels is "Swordsman", but it is also a standard martial arts novel. What is Zhu Juntang talking about? A mess.
"Gan Yong's "The Swordsman is over". The "Chong" in the title of the book refers to the male protagonist Linghu Chong. Did you know? The title of the book has a double meaning and is not a simple Internet term." Zhu Juntang is Big fan of this book.
"Professor Liu has given you a reading list. You are not allowed to read any other books until she has finished reading her reading list." Liu Changan said calmly. Do current novel authors not consider whether they will poison young people? What are you writing about?
"I washed my hands in the golden basin." Zhu Juntang didn't take it seriously.
"Um?"
"In "The Swordsman and the Proud Jianghu are over", the Huashan School is the Jianghu, Heimuyan is the Jianghu, Yue Buqun and Linghu Chong are also the Jianghu, this is what is called where there are people, there are Jianghu. Learning is the relationship between people. The interaction between people is also a kind of rivers and lakes. The relationship between Professor Liu and me is a rivers and lakes, and the relationship between Yan Qingcheng and I is full of intrigues and intrigues. I washed my hands in a golden basin and quit the rivers and lakes, and also quit studying. From then on. From now on I will not study or read." Zhu Juntang held the ceremony of washing hands in a golden basin, of course, not only to show off his power in front of Liu Changan, but also had other profound meanings.
Liu Changan couldn't help but look up at the ceiling, and asked Su Mei to give her a rocket to play with, and then waited for the aliens to come and take her away. From then on, for countless years, out of sight, out of mind.
"Do you want to ride a rocket to the moon?" Liu Changan suddenly thought of a more realistic plan.
Zhu Juntang was just about to nod vigorously, but suddenly became wary, then turned around and ran out the door. He came to the door of Su Mei's room and shouted: "Mom, Liu Changan wants to launch me to the moon to be Chang'e!"
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