I'm really immortal

The lamb lay bored in the iron cage. It was really not fun to stay for a long time, but it was ready to go to bed later, so the night passed quickly.

After a while, the lamb heard his mother's footsteps, his ears moved, and then he saw his mother standing at the door of the conference room looking at it.

The lamb quickly got up and came to the door of the iron cage. While sticking one hoof out of the door, he glanced sideways at his mother.

As soon as Su Mei walked in, the lamb retracted its hooves and hid inside.

Su Mei walked back to the door and still stood there looking at it.

The little sheep repeated its old trick, stretched out its hooves, and observed Su Mei's expression. Seeing her frown, the little sheep tentatively got out of the iron cage, ran around the conference table, and then He rushed back into the iron cage extremely quickly and shouted: "Hey!"

Su Mei gritted her teeth. Its hobby of seeking death must have been cultivated after following Liu Changan!

You must know that even though it was naughty before, it was still relatively honest when Su Mei taught it a lesson, and would never provoke Su Mei like this.

Maybe it was afraid of Su Mei in the past, thinking that Su Mei was a ruthless, ruthless and cruel leader of evil forces. Now it probably realized that Su Mei was even more afraid of Liu Changan, and she was Liu Changan's beloved daughter, so it He looked down on Su Mei even more.

Su Mei snapped her fingers, and two men in black pushed a small trailer in and put the strong and stable large iron cage on the small trailer.

"Hey!" Xiaoyang yelled, a little wary, but he didn't take these men in black seriously. Their combat power was basically the same as that of the bread men, and they were all guys that Liu Changan could kill in 0.2 seconds. .

Two men in black pushed a small trailer to the helipad on the roof of Building 2, where there was already a domestic helicopter based on the A313A platform.

Because Xiaoyang likes helicopters and often buys helicopters, he is relatively familiar with helicopters. The helicopter platform in front of him originally used a Canadian engine. Later, the U.S. imposed sanctions and cut off the supply, and a new and more powerful engine was developed domestically. , the overall performance even surpasses the engine that has been discontinued in Canada. Although it is still not as good as Xiaoyang's helicopter flagship, it is not bad.

Su Mei is relatively low-key now, and does not have a whole helicopter fleet like Xiaoyang. Currently, there are only three helicopters in Building 2 to meet daily basic needs. One of them is a dedicated medical helicopter, which is basically not dispatched unless there is an emergency.

Zhongqing was already waiting on the helicopter, and two men in black sent the iron cage up.

The helicopter took off, and the lamb was jumping around in the iron cage. "This is a conspiracy! They must be trying to separate me from my father. They think there is no point in me hiding in the cage!"

"No, the third wife said that since you like to change into a sheep so much, she will send you to Nanshan Ranch for two days. She also asked Jin Xiaomei to inform Yan Qingcheng that there is no need to make up classes tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." Zhong Qing said with a smile.

It's a good thing that she doesn't have to make up lessons, but she's just being courteous for nothing, either to arouse or steal... She either wants to steal her father's hobby of Xiaoyang to make her more favored, or she wants to take the opportunity to irritate Liu Changan. Xiaoyang tilted his head, confirming that this is absolutely It's not a purely good thing. The little sheep must have been calculated again.

"I won't come out of the iron cage." The little sheep said firmly, "Qingqing, I'm hungry. I need to eat some fruit to have the strength to insist on being right with my mother."

Zhongqing took some big cherries from the refrigerator, put them on a plate and put them in the iron cage.

"Qingqing, you are paying less and less attention to me now! Do you want me to say bad things about you in front of Dandan and remove you from the queue of waiting daughters-in-law!" Xiaoyang looked at Bi. Cherry, whose hooves were even bigger, said angrily. If he hadn't been wearing the Nightmare Armor, his soft fur would have stood up with anger.

"Ah? I'm the daughter-in-law waiting in line?" Zhong Qing was startled, his cheeks turned red, what's going on... This daughter-in-law must be referring to Liu Changan's wife, right?

Isn't this nonsense? Liu Changan has a serious girlfriend and many other things... Oh, so we have to queue up?

"Hmph!" The little sheep fell down in the iron cage, kicked her limbs, and adjusted herself into a comfortable posture. Zhong Qing must know that she should not think that she has swallowed... No, don't think that she has eaten tiger whip. She is a little vixen who does accounts for the tiger, but it is Dandan’s decision whether she can participate in the palace fight as her daughter-in-law!

The thighs of the little sheep are not only Liu Changan, but also Shangguan Dandan who does all kinds of evil and does whatever he wants.

Zhongqing shook his head and didn't take the lamb's nonsense seriously. He just carefully removed the stems of the cherries, removed the pits, cut each cherry evenly into four slices, and then sliced ​​the cherry flesh to form Scrape off the edges and corners, then kneel outside the iron cage and feed the sheep piece by piece into their mouths.

After a long flight, the helicopter stopped at Nanshan Ranch. Two men in black removed the iron cage from the helicopter and transported it to the ranch behind the resort center.

The man in black then left, and the little sheep peered at the door of the cage, suspicious in his heart, "What on earth does mom want to do? Do you want me to learn from Emperor Su Wu's shepherding? No, I am a sheep myself. Is there something powerful about it?" The character is here to be Emperor Su Wu, and is he going to be a pastor?"

"PU!" the lamb spat. Only Liu Changan could herd the lamb, and the lamb would only follow Liu Changan to run around and play everywhere, and others would simply ignore it.

At this time, groups of cattle and sheep from Nanshan Ranch appeared. They came to watch outside the iron cage. The lamb suddenly stood up excitedly. Looking at the entire Nanshan Ranch, they were all the people of the Little Fairy Sheep!

They once surrounded it, listened to its orders, and attacked the resort center Liu Changan was guarding!

Crash a helicopter!

Jumped over the fence and kicked off the bricks on the fence!

Take a shower and pee in the pool!

Pulling sheep dung balls and cow dung all over the yard!

All the leaves of the potted plant were eaten!

The little fairy sheep rushed into the center of the enemy army with great bravery and fought against Bai Hui, Zhong Qing, Yan Qingcheng and Liu Chang'an with his own strength. He arched the chests of Bai Hui and Zhong Qing, trampled and tore Yan Qingcheng's hands. He was so disgusting with his study materials, but he also struggled with Liu Changan, and finally jumped off the roof of the building and left in style!

The turbulent years have deceived people, and the mighty universe is bleating! The little sheep's heart was surging. Seeing the leaderless cattle and sheep wandering around the pasture without any structure, as if they had lost their souls, they rushed out of the iron cage without hesitation: "Hey, the little fairy sheep is back. You have a leader again!”

Seeing the lamb running like a black shadow on the green grassland, two men in black lying behind crawled forward and took away the iron cage.

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Returning to the community, Shangguan Dandan stood at the door of the community and looked around for a few times. He walked under the sycamore tree, looked at his self-service vending machine, called up the running water and found that no business was completed today.

Empires still rise and fall, let alone doing business? Shangguan Dandan didn't care much.

As the daughter-in-law of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Shangguan Dandan, like her husband, needed money, but had no good impression of businessmen.

Everyone in the world knows that Emperor Wu was warlike, but relatively few people know that Emperor Wu was the founder of the imperial financial system for more than two thousand years. Many strategic systems continue to this day and have influenced every Chinese for more than two thousand years.

Back then, when the Huns were in trouble, Emperor Wu wanted to use troops, but the treasury couldn't support it, so he asked big businessmen to provide some money. These things think that protecting the homeland and the country is a matter of the country. What does it have to do with me? They still had nothing to lose. Emperor Wu called for donations, but didn't receive any money.

Later, Emperor Wu nationalized the operating rights of many industries and grabbed land overtly and covertly to save enough money. This gave Wei Qing and Huo Qubing the opportunity to build eternal achievements, and also established the people's deep recognition of the concept of "country."

Shangguan Dandan's business is getting bigger and bigger now, but he does not regard himself as a "businessman". Just like Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty made a lot of money, who would call him a "businessman"?

To make money, you have to be unscrupulous like your husband. Shangguan Dandan thought about two ways to make money: operating a "self-service ticket vending machine" and "robbing banks" proposed by Mozi.

Zhou Shuling went upstairs and took some fruit from the refrigerator, but went to the kitchen to make juice. The fish today was particularly delicious, mainly because it was rich in fat. When she came back, she had to make some juice for them to relieve their tiredness, so that they would not feel tired when they woke up in the morning. Extremely dry.

Zhou Dongdong saw his mother enter the kitchen and knew whether she would come out soon, so he took a cup, poured some yogurt, mixed some cola and started drinking.

"Would you like to drink the drink I invented?" Zhou Dongdong enthusiastically invited Brother Changan.

"As expected of your mother's son." Liu Changan shook his head and refused. The various noodle soups invented by Zhou Shuling are at least edible. The sight of Zhou Dongdong's things makes people less interested in trying them.

"Do you think it looks like melted chocolate?" Zhou Dongdong continued to show off the drink he invented. "Now children are not allowed to eat ice cream, so they have to drink drinks that look like ice cream. When summer comes, I will put this in the refrigerator. , it becomes Chocolate."

"You will probably have diarrhea after drinking this." Liu Changan reminded her, and when the time comes, Zhou Shuling is puzzled that her child seems to have eaten nothing bad, and he will report Zhou Dongdong's actions.

Liu Changan actually doesn't like eating Qiaolezi very much. It feels a bit too sweet and greasy. Only children and girls like to eat this flavor. But at least Zhou Dongdong proved that Qiaolaisi will melt, so it's okay.

There are always people who cheer for Zhou Dongdong. Shangguan Dandan didn't bring a thermos with her when she went out. When she came back, she poured out the remaining effervescent water and then extended her thermos to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong's cup was not big. When he saw Sister Dandan's big pot, he couldn't help but froze for a moment. Then he looked up at the sky and thought for a while. Then he hugged Sister Dandan's big pot and went to get the rest of the yogurt and Coca-Cola. He fell down and handed it back to her.

The two of them sat next to Liu Changan and started drinking.

"Make less juice." Liu Changan shouted towards the kitchen, and then started watching TV.

"OK."

Liu Changan looked at them, expecting them to have diarrhea. You must know that sometimes diarrhea is caused by a weak intestinal digestive system, and sometimes it is just that the digestive system thinks that the owner of the body has eaten something like this? It needs to be excreted quickly.

Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone to chat on WeChat. Liu Changan glanced and saw that he was not chatting with her "daughter-in-laws", but with a strange name that Liu Changan didn't recognize. The other party also sent a large amount of payment. The bill was sent to Shangguan Dandan for confirmation.

Liu Changan was a little surprised. This little old lady who almost fell into telecom fraud would also be defrauded in her transfer one day?

It's better not to laugh at her.

Liu Changan suppressed his smile. After all, if someone really deceived Shangguan Dandan, Liu Changan would be a little annoyed. Even if the person was hiding in Southeast Asia or Africa, he would still have to spend a little effort to find the person and crush him.

So Liu Changan watched the TV attentively, and waited for Shangguan Dandan to finish the conversation, then casually asked: "How much money do you still have in your account?"

Liu Changan asked about the account number, not how much money was in Shangguan Dandan's sleeve pocket, in the jar, in the coffin, under the mattress, in the small TV case, and in the crack of the third brick at the foot of the bed on the left. Shangguan Dandan hummed twice, opened the account and took a look at him, "I only have sixty-seven and fifty cents left."

"Where's your money?" Shangguan Dandan's vending machine sold all kinds of extravagant candies, and she even increased the prices arbitrarily. Qin Yanan even spent a lot of money to buy all her goods. Liu Changan did the math. The amount of money Qin Yanan gave her was a lot of money.

"Is this the Qingming Festival? Are our heroic spirits of the Han Dynasty not allowed to enjoy some incense?" Shangguan sighed lazily.

Liu Changan was stunned for a moment. In fact, he would also burn some money, paper, incense and other things during the Qingming Festival to commemorate some people who had left a deep impression on him, but he did not expect Shangguan Dandan to do this... Those people from the Han Dynasty, They probably didn't expect that someone of their contemporaries would offer incense to them more than two thousand years later.

"Did you transfer all your money to others to help you offer sacrifices and incense?" Liu Changan nodded and couldn't help but admire the Queen Mother's handiwork. One year's Qingming Festival, one million incense money.

It is necessary to explain that the "millions" here are fictitious to avoid misunderstanding that the Queen Mother's self-service vending machine has earned millions of dollars.

"After all, we are a royal family, and we still have guardians of the tomb. This money is not only for offering incense, but also for the daily expenses of protecting and repairing the tomb." Shangguan Dandan clicked on the transfer confirmation picture on his phone and gave it to Liu Changan.

"The Protection and Management Center of the Imperial Tombs of the Western Han Dynasty!" Liu Changan turned to look at Shangguan Dandan. They are a serious, fully-funded public institution, directly under the management of the Cultural Relics Bureau. The organization is still at the division level. Do you think of them as the guardians of the tombs? not too good?

"Look at the Changling Mausoleum of Emperor Gaozu in the west, and the Lu family in the east. I remember that there were more than 100 people buried with him, but now it is said that only more than 70 can be found. Xiao Xiangguo, Cao Xiangguo, Zhou Prime Ministers, Wang Taifu and others are all buried there. Here." Shangguan Dandan said while looking at the photo of the mausoleum on his phone.

"There are a total of eleven imperial mausoleums, known as the Valley of the Eastern Emperors. There was also the Ming Tombs in the Ming Dynasty. However, there were several emperors in the imperial mausoleums of the Western Han Dynasty, and they were probably not very willing to compare themselves with the people in the Ming Tombs." Liu Changan smiled. Laughter, a family tradition, makes people laugh generously.

"The Changling Mausoleum of Emperor Gaozu is a bit abandoned, and I hope it can be repaired properly. From a distance, Emperor Wu's Maoling Mausoleum has many palace-style buildings built next to it. General Huo's tomb is okay, but General Wei's tomb is a bit dilapidated. There are the tombs of the Shangguan family and the Huo family, and I also hope to repair them."

"Now...repairing these tombs is not an activity that can be done just by donating money."

"I also know, but I always think about them. When I was hiding in the coffin, I would wake up occasionally and let the coffin take me to and from various tombs to accompany them. Sometimes I would meet them. Tomb robbers, let them stay and be buried." Shangguan Dandan took a big sip of Zhou Dongdong's special drink, then put down the thermos and leaned into Liu Changan's arms.

"Let's go take a look at it some time." Liu Changan sighed, "When you visited those cemeteries, did you meet anyone who was alive... or in a special state, dying but not dead? Or one whose body is fresh and looks like a living person?”

Shangguan Dandan turned his head and looked at him suspiciously.

"Just ask."

"Do you think I don't know? There must be a woman you sniffed at back then buried there!" Shangguan Dandan asked loudly and alertly.

"No. Forget it if I didn't see it. I just suspect that there are other creatures like you." Liu Changan looked as usual. He picked up Shangguan Dandan's thermos and took a sip - what is this!

Shangguan Dandan took the opportunity to raise the bottom of the pot and drink him. Liu Changan struggled, grabbed the thermos bottle and wanted to drink her too. Little did he know that Shangguan Dandan didn't resist like him at all. He opened his mouth wide and let him drink, like a bottomless pit. .

Forget it, such a woman couldn't be fed at all, so Liu Changan gave up after feeding her for a while.