I'm really immortal

Liu Changan took Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong for a stroll outside. Since he didn't ride an electric bike, he didn't plan to go far away to eat.

There are countless affordable and high-quality restaurants around, offering a wide range of taste experiences. The most difficult thing is choosing what to eat.

Some people say that difficulty in choosing is due to poverty. If you have money, you can have everything. In fact, this is not quite right... Just like a man seeking pleasure, no matter how many women he finds, what he can actually experience is quite limited.

The same goes for eating. The delicious food is unlimited, but the stomach is limited. I want to eat this and that, but not much can fit in.

Even if they are wandering on the road now and seem to be able to eat up all the restaurants they see, the three giants under the plane trees cannot really eat everything.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong did not worry about what to eat. They were reporting on what they had done today:

In the morning, the two of them went to the vegetable market together. They looked at the various small animals in the market and came back without buying anything. The price of chicken wings increased by one dollar and fifty cents per pound.

I climbed up the mulberry tree and found that there were no mulberries to eat, but I found many small bugs when I opened the wall tiles.

We went home and played on the tablet for a while. After breakfast, we went to the canteen to play cards together. When Shangguan Dandan won five yuan, the two of them bought sweet ginger to eat.

At noon, a branch as thick as a chopstick fell on Zhou Dongdong's head.

Shangguan Dandan carefully crushed a burned briquette and then filled a road pit.

Zhou Dongdong folded the paper airplane and when she breathed into it, the paper airplane was inserted into her throat.

In the afternoon, the two of them took a nap under the electric heating table.

After waking up, she went to the rice noodle store to check out the store's business. Shangguan Dandan had been playing with the cash register for a long time, pressing every button. She also wanted a cash register to connect to her vending machine, but the store's The cashier refused to let her move.

Zhou Shuling was not in the store, and she and Li Hongfang were busy with the opening of the new store.

Paying attention to the business of the store was also hard work. When I got a little tired, I went home. The two of them began to sit under the sycamore tree, roast chestnuts and eat walnuts, waiting for Liu Changan to come back.

Report completed.

"What a rich and fulfilling day." Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong, "In the future, you must learn to keep a diary. Just like you just said, record everything you have done, add some mood, weather, The environment and conversation with people would be nice.”

"I don't write a diary!" Zhou Dongdong shouted, "Ouch!"

"Ouch!" Hearing the little master yell, Lu Si'en who was following behind quickly responded, shaking his head and running over to follow Zhou Dongdong.

"If you don't want to write, you won't write. Why are you barking like a dog?"

"Ouch."

"Strengthening the mountain, the world is full of energy! The times are not good, but the glory is not gone! What can be done if the glory is not gone! What can be done if the misfortune is coming!" Shangguan recited a poem.

"Okay, what poem are you reading again? Do you have any feelings or moods that you would like to express in poetry?" Liu Changan has never been able to understand the words and deeds of these two people.

"Dong dong ow, just like the word "xi" in this poem, don't you understand?" Shangguan Dandan swiped his palm with his fingers while teaching Mo Zi earnestly to learn to understand the words and deeds of the children.

"Strengthen the mountain! The world is overwhelming! The times are unfavorable! The glory will not fade away! The glory will not fade away! But what can be done! What can I do!" Liu Changan changed it, and felt that there was no problem.

Shangguan Dandan chuckled, this was the style that suited Xiang Yu.

"Zhou Dongdong, Qingming Festival is another festival for memorizing poems. On this day, children must learn Qingming Festival poems. Have you learned them?" Liu Changan gave Zhou Dongdong a test as usual.

The average child must memorize 300 Tang poems before elementary school. Zhou Dongdong made it from kindergarten to elementary school with one song "Ode to the Goose" and one-eighth of the song "Grass".

"I've learned it!" Zhou Dongdong touched Lu Sien's dog head and said. Although reciting poems is useless, who makes Brother Changan like it? Zhou Dongdong also had to follow him and memorize whatever he wanted to deal with him.

"Then memorize it." Liu Changan remembered that the Qingming poem he learned at this time was Du Mu's "Qingming".

"It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and passers-by encounter ghosts on the road."

"What!"

"It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and passers-by encounter ghosts on the road."

Liu Changan couldn't help but fell into deep thought. She could only recite a few sentences and forget it. She was so wrong. Such performance was on par with Zhu Juntang. Could it be that Zhou Dongdong was also her biological child?

No...Liu Chang'an came to his senses vigilantly. He couldn't acquiesce that being uneducated and ignorant was in line with the characteristics of his descendants. Liu Chang'an...Liu Chang'an will definitely not be like this in the future!

Zhou Dongdong is like this just because she is Zhou Shuling's child. It does not mean that she has inherited the characteristics of Liu Changan's descendants who must be uneducated. The source of her learning spirit and ability is Zhou Shuling.

"It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival. Pedestrians encounter ghosts on the road and ask about the graves to dance. The shepherd boy points to Jiefangxi in the distance!" Shangguan chuckled and completed Zhou Dongdong's poem.

Zhou Dongdong quickly followed Shangguan Dandan and read it aloud.

Liu Changan vowed for the second time today that when he teaches Liu Qianqian to recite Tang poetry, he will first throw Shangguan Dandan out of the atmosphere and fly around the earth.

Just as she was about to correct Zhou Dongdong's poem "Qingming", Shangguan Dandan's cell phone rang. She answered the call and chatted for a few words before handing the phone to Liu Chang'an.

The call was from Zhong Qing. After chatting for a few words, Liu Changan hung up the phone, returned the phone to Shangguan Dandan, and muttered: "Why don't you just call me if you have anything?"

He took out his cell phone... It turned out that his cell phone had not been turned on, so it was okay.

"Let's go, Zhongqing treats us to grilled fish." Liu Changan took the two little people to the roadside and waited for Zhongqing to pick them up.

By the way, I bought two bunches of strawberries with syrup for them to eat. The colorful bunches of candied berry slices in the pantry are also very beautiful. They are common subjects in humanistic photography that simply outline beautiful colors.

From now on, when you take Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong out to play, you should bring a camera with you. These two are still very photogenic. Shangguan Dandan is the type who looks exquisite no matter how you take pictures, while Zhou Dongdong is all stupid and naive. The expressions of being in a daze and looking up at the sky with your mouth open are particularly interesting.

They had just finished swallowing the strawberries with syrup when Zhongqing's car stopped on the side of the road. Liu Changan opened the back door and let them get in with the dog.

Liu Changan sat in the passenger seat as usual, then tilted his head and sniffed.

"What's wrong?" Zhongqing asked quickly. She was a little unsure now, so she was a little sensitive to this kind of action.

Could it be that he thought she had a bad breath?

There shouldn't be. She is in good health, and her Helicobacter pylori test is negative. She pays attention to oral hygiene, brushes her teeth more than six times a day, and carries mouthwash and breath-freshening gumdrops with her. The third wife has also been given drugs to improve physical function. She has never I feel like I have a mouth odor problem.

Could it be body odor... Not to mention, I didn't sweat much today. After all, Zhang Xinhan and Jin Xiaomei were running around. They peed twice, but they still smelled clean and maintained.

"Went to eat grilled fish...and then, you brought a fish yourself?" Liu Changan asked.

"Yes. Do I smell fishy?" Zhong Qing sneered, his face changing slightly.

"No, before I got in the car, I smelled something like fish in your trunk. The temperature there was relatively low. It should be a fish in an insulated box." Liu Changan explained, looking at Zhong Qing's face. The girl seems a little extra sensitive today.

"Ah... So that's it, let me just say... I just asked the kitchen to pack and load the car, and I didn't touch the fish or the incubator during the whole process." Zhong Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled himself up again. The hem of the skirt shrinks due to tension.

"Is there a fish in the car?" Zhou Dongdong asked from behind, "Is it a whale? We can't eat whales. Whales are human beings' good friends."

"No." Liu Changan didn't know what kind of fish it was, but he was sure it wasn't a whale. At the same time, he was very suspicious that Zhou Dongdong would eat a whale sooner or later, and it wouldn't be simply buying some whale meat in the supermarket, but probably in the sea. Chasing a whale bite.

Zhou Dongdong nodded, disappointed and relieved. After all, whales are human beings' good friends. You cannot eat whales, but if they are already cooked, you can still eat a little bit.

"Next time Yaya comes to play with me, I will let her trade the whale with me." Shangguan Dandan reached out to touch his thermos, only to realize that he had forgotten to bring it out, so he touched Zhou Dongdong's soft Forget it.

"What's the deal with you?" Liu Changan was alert. He always had a feeling that Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan were secretly doing something... or rather messing with him.

The lights in the car were dim and orange, and her quiet, dark eyes slowly turned from left to right, avoiding looking at him, leaving a piece of white for him to see.

A happy family must be one where the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law live in harmony and share a little secret that is not known to the son. Just like the TV series I watched recently, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law caught the mistress together and finally sent the son to the Antarctic. He monitored changes in the earth's magnetic field and sent his mistress to Mexico to become an anti-drug ambassador. In the end, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lived a happy life without shame.

"Xiao Zhongqing, what kind of fish are you bringing?" Shangguan Dandan spoke to someone else.

"龙趸(dǔn)." Zhongqing's voice was very soft. Every time Shangguan Dandan called her "Little Zhongqing", she felt particularly comfortable, as if she was really a little girl in Shangguan Dandan's eyes. She and Shangguan Dandan Dan will also become softer when he speaks, "But it's not those dragon kings. It's more than a hundred kilograms. It was originally the main ingredient of Zhuji Restaurant this week, so I requisitioned it first."

A dragon weighing over a hundred kilograms? Liu Changan touched his belly with secret satisfaction and expectation. He had been poor in material life for many years, and he had not eaten such a big dragon crab for a long time.

It is said that the bigger the dragon worm is, the more delicious it is, but in fact, the dragon worm weighing more than 100 kilograms is delicious enough, but the fish's chin and belly are not as filling as the king dragon worm which weighs several hundred kilograms.

"We finally ate the dragon among the twelve zodiac signs today?" Zhou Dongdong said happily. She had always envied her brother Chang'an for eating the twelve zodiac signs, but the most difficult thing to eat among the twelve zodiac signs was the dragon. As long as he ate If you get the dragon, you can slowly get other zodiac signs in the future!

"龙踸(dǔn)!"

"Dragon... dragon dragon dragon is stewed and eaten!"

Liu Changan closed his eyes and stopped arguing and explaining with Zhou Dongdong, just like arguing with Zhu Juntang many times was meaningless.

"The dragon is either a dragon or an ordinary fish, but this one is particularly big, with a big head and a big belly. When it stands up, it is as tall as Zhou Dongdong." Zhongqing stared straight ahead and spoke softly. Zhou Dongdong explained.

Probably the paraventricular nucleus and supraoptic nucleus of the hypothalamus have been a little excited recently. They always like to take a few amino acids to frequently synthesize oxytocin, which is secreted in large quantities in the posterior lobe of the pituitary gland. Not only do I have the urge to have a baby, but I also feel the urge to have a baby when I see a cute baby. Overflowing with maternal love, I always find them particularly cute.

Zhou Dongdong gestured with himself up and down with his hands, and finally understood how big a fish it was!

Zhou Dongdong had only seen such big fish in Zhu Juntang's aquarium. They were fish that Zhou Dongdong had never eaten before!

"踸" is the word "supporter" that appears more frequently now, describing a staunch supporter. "Yi Fen Wen Ji" writes: Every 1,680 kilograms is one 踸. This kind of fish can be named Long 踸. Naturally, it’s because it can grow big enough. Earlier, dragons in the sea were often hundreds of years old and grew to more than a thousand kilograms, but now those weighing more than a hundred kilograms are relatively rare." Liu Changan said with some regret.

There are fewer dragons and dragons, naturally because there are more people, but we must also look at the problem dialectically. For example, the number of people in China is a bit small now. 1.5 billion is not enough, and 2 billion is almost enough. It only needs to be reduced by more than 100 million. If the Ansa people, who are good at production, specialize in plunder, and are extravagant and wasteful, free up the space they occupy, they can support 500 million more hard-working and peace-loving Chinese people, and the world will be much better.

"More than a thousand kilograms!" Zhou Dongdong was shocked, "Do we need to eat it for a day to finish it?"

Zhou Dongdong has no clear concept of the number "one thousand". After all, the first grade of elementary school only learns the understanding of numbers within 100.

"The camel we ate last time weighed more than a thousand kilograms." Liu Changan gave her an intuitive reference.

"Ouch!" Zhou Dongdong understood.

"Xiao Zhongqing, such a big fish... Can we invite Dongdong's mother to eat together?" Shangguan Dandan was a little thinking about his beloved daughter-in-law. Dongdong's mother was working diligently to open a new store. How can we forget her when we have delicious food?

In the management of the harem, the most important thing is not to let down the efforts and let the efforts be rewarded, so that everyone can be inspired, and under the guidance of correct values, the entire family can thrive.

"Of course. I'll send her the address later." Zhong Qing nodded. A dragon's head weighing more than a hundred kilograms is more than a hundred kilograms of usable ingredients. There is almost no inedible waste. So do these people. More than enough.

After all, although I ate a camel last time, most of it was packaged and distributed to people in the entire community. At that time, the family under the sycamore tree, plus Qin Yanan, Zhu Juntang, and Zhong Qing, did not eat too much. many.

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