I'm really immortal

The bread man responsible for disinfecting was in the front, and Sanmei's Family was in the back.

In such a cold weather, the three soft-looking sheep gave people a quite warm feeling.

Especially their ears and tails twitch and sway from time to time, making people feel like they are an extremely cute family when they are among the crowd.

The family atmosphere must be very harmonious, with a loving father and a loving daughter, a loving mother and a filial daughter.

"Mom, I decided to build three bleating statues in the new playground of Dawang Mountain to commemorate our family activities today." Zhu Juntang said, pulling Mrs. Zhusan's sheep's tail.

"Yeah." Mrs. Takesan said nonchalantly. She was adjusting the angle of the selfie so that the composition would meet her requirements.

"Let's enlarge it a hundred times according to the same proportion." Zhu Juntang raised his hand and made a gesture before deciding.

"According to the general design rules for civil buildings, if the building height exceeds 100 meters, whether residential or other public buildings are super high-rise buildings, approval will be more troublesome. I suggest that if you really want to build, keep it below 100 meters." Mrs. Takesan thought. After thinking about it, he said.

"Okay." Zhu Juntang nodded. Three measles that were almost 100 meters tall were standing next to the amusement park. It wasn't bad when you think about it. If they were really close to 200 meters away, they might have a bit of a phobia of giant objects.

Ordinary buildings are okay, but the animal shapes may give people the feeling of being invaded by Titan creatures, full of evil charm, and are not cute anymore.

"Are you just doting on her like this?" Liu Jianshe said in surprise. He thought Mrs. Zhusan would not agree.

I remember Zhu Juntang said that her plan to build a forest park inside Baolong Center was rejected by Mrs. Zhu San, saying it was because of bad Feng Shui... It seems that she really felt that Feng Shui was not good, so she didn't allow Zhu Juntang to do whatever she wanted.

If it doesn't affect Feng Shui, I'll probably just follow Zhu Juntang's wishes.

Originally a remnant of the old feudal society, and having lived in Taiwan where the dregs of traditional culture are concentrated for many years, it is normal to care about Feng Shui.

"Ahem... By the way, when I came back from the airport, I met a truck transporting some sort of balloon. It was said to be a balloon customized by you. What are you doing?" Mrs. Takesan asked quickly to express her feelings. Zhu Juntang is still very meticulous and strict in his management.

"It's a lamb-shaped balloon that hangs on the roof of a building and flies around. It can radiate over half of the county's sand. When people look up, they can realize that this is a city controlled by Meme." Zhu Juntang explained patiently.

Maybe this is how parents show their authority and control over small things involving ten or eight dollars.

"I don't think Bieme can control a city, but you must be controlled by Bieme." Liu Jianshe shook his head.

"Baa! Baa! Baa!" Zhu Juntang shouted loudly, quickly revealing that he was indeed controlled by Baa.

Liu Jianshe's emotions were ups and downs. He felt that the sheep's ears and tail controlled by the emotion sensing system were shaking, and he quickly controlled his emotions.

Zhu Juntang stood on tiptoe and looked at the carousel in front of him, "These horses are running all the time. Can you count how many horses there are?"

"Horses are not pieces, they are pieces." Zhu Juntang is a good horseman, so it is impossible not to know that horses are pieces, but Liu Jianshe couldn't help but correct her.

When riding horses at Nanshan Ranch, she knew that the horses were one by one.

"You also know that I have done in-depth research on the history of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. I am familiar with many celebrities of that era." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly. She could even name the names of the four princes of the Warring States Period. Everything is familiar.

"Huh?" Is this a blunt change of subject? Liu Jianshe couldn't help laughing, "Yes, you are very familiar with Jing Ke and Prince Dan. At your suggestion, Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times, and Qin Shihuang followed your advice and established the United Nations."

"Did I say that Qin Shihuang established the United Nations? Bah, the United Nations was only established when I was a child. You should pay more attention to the progress and changes of modern society, and don't always focus only on history." Zhu Juntang admonished.

Liu Jianshe clasped his hands on his chest and looked up at the sky.

To say that when she was still in Mrs. Takesan's belly was considered a child, that doesn't mean she was wrong... but the key point was that her true perception was that the United Nations had only been established for more than ten years.

Mrs. Takesan just found the right feeling and composition, and quickly took a photo: the mother with a faint smile, the daughter with a great look on her face, and the angry father looking at the sky.

"What I want to tell you is that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there was a man named Gongsun Mealong." Zhu Juntang said while leaning back and squeezing into his arms.

"Which lunatic would call Gongsun Mealong! His name is Gongsun Long!" Liu Jianshe was certain that she was talking about the representative of the famous Li Jian Bai sect during the Warring States Period.

"I have done research and found out that his real name is Gongsun Mealong, but he is afraid that others will laugh at him for being childish and does not dare to face his inner desire to bleat, so he declares to the outside world that his name is Gongsun Long." Zhu Juntang said about the results of his research Believe it or not.

"Fortunately, Gongsun Long is not me." Liu Jianshe was too lazy to argue. It was not like he was dubbed "Gongsun Baa Long".

As for her research, it was probably the conclusion reached by the way of thinking of a mental patient.

"The story of Gongsun Mealong is that he rode a white horse to Qin. The people of Qin said that you are from an epidemic area and your horse cannot enter Qin because it will spread the plague. Gongsun Mealong said that he was riding a white horse. , the white horse is not a horse." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he turned to look at Liu Jianshe, "This story is relatively unknown, have you never heard of it?"

Liu Jianshe looked at her expressionlessly.

It’s really unpopular, and probably even kindergarten children don’t know about it. Only elementary school students can learn such historical and cultural stories.

Zhu Juntang paid no attention to his expression and continued: "A white horse is not a horse, which is of course sophistry. White is a color. Even if the attribute of white is removed, a horse is still a horse. But a wooden horse is different. Remove the attribute of wood. It becomes something completely different from a Trojan horse.”

"What on earth do you want to say?" Mrs. Zhusan frowned, and then she couldn't help but look at Liu Jianshe with a smile, "I like to quote scriptures when talking about things, and talk about things in random ways, which is exactly the same as you."

Liu Jianshe was stunned for a moment. They were not exactly the same at all! Is this how he talks about things? absolutely not!

"What I want to say is that wooden horses are not horses. So horses are naturally one by one. Trojan horses are not horses, but they can be one by one." Zhu Juntang nodded with satisfaction. His argument was well-founded and reasonable. , fully demonstrated that the bad old man has a lumpy head, and his thinking is bound by habitual cognition, and he does not know how to adapt.

"Then do you know that in daily life, there is a cognitive standard called convention. Convention is even higher than authoritative definition. Trojan horses come one by one, this is convention!" Liu Jianshe really wanted to send her back to the Warring States Period, and Gongsun Long, let’s compete!

"Oh, it's up to you. The wooden horses are also one by one." Zhu Juntang reached out and touched Liu Jianshe's chest. While helping him calm down, he raised his head towards him with eyes that said, "You are my father. What should I argue with you for?" means.

Liu Jianshe is not happy at all. Now he just wants to take off his sheep doll suit and run away. How can he be so irritating to people?

"Look, I said it a long time ago. When she talks nonsense, I ignore her. When you argue with her, are you happy if you win? Or are you angry? If you lose, you will be even more angry." The third wife looked down at the photos on her phone while admonishing her in a gentle tone.

"You're right." Liu Jianshe said angrily. Shouldn't the mother be on the same side as him at this time and take turns to discipline her?

Seeing Liu Jianshe's unkind expression, Mrs. Zhusan quickly turned away to avoid pushing his idea of ​​"she should become an Antarctic" into actual action.

The carousel stopped, and the previous round of tourists left. The bread man in charge of disinfection quickly came forward to clean and disinfect. Then based on Zhu Juntang's eyes, he selected two wooden horses, waited for the tourists to come up, and handed the two wooden horses to the third party. Only then did he leave in the hands of Me Zhijia.

Zhu Juntang took Liu Jianshe's hand and sat on a wooden horse. He leaned back in his arms and held his hands around him. Zhu Juntang looked left and right proudly, confidently talking to the others. Mom and dad looked at each other with their riding children.

"Tell me, am I the cutest and happiest kid in the world?" Zhu Juntang grabbed Liu Jianshe's hands and slapped them hard, threatening him to tell the truth.

"Yes, you are." Is riding a wooden horse the happiest thing? Then Liu Jianshe could only say yes.

Only then did Zhu Juntang let go of his hand, took off the hood of the doll suit, and put her head in his arms, rubbing and rubbing against his neck and chin.

This is typical Shangguan indolence behavior, just like cats and dogs that have nothing to do and nothing interesting but come to annoy their owners.

Liu Jianshe touched her head. Life is long, but each stage of life cannot be repeated. Is it because she stubbornly maintains her innocent and childish appearance because she doesn't want to grow up without her father by her side? ?

Thinking like this, Liu Jianshe lowered his head, knocked his chin on top of her head, and gently hugged the baby girl who would make people jump into rage, make their heart burst, and make people feel pitiful and adorable.