I'm really immortal

After finishing the meal, Liu Changan experimented with the behavior patterns of these three animals several times.

When he goes to use the computer, Shangguan Dandan will definitely come to join in the fun.

When he went to play with his tablet, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling went to grab his computer. Zhou Dongdong wanted to play games, but Zhou Shuling wanted to see the photos Liu Changan had edited for her.

At this time, Shangguan Dantan asked to play a game with him that two people could share a tablet computer.

When Liu Changan wanted to play a joint game with Zhou Dongdong, Shangguan Dandan lay on his back like a turtle shell, while Zhou Shuling came to direct Zhou Dongdong, and even tried to play in her place.

Only when Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling play games together will Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong run to play on the computer together.

Anyway, after a while, Liu Changan took the three of them out for a walk. What's so fun about computers and what's so fun about tablets?

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong held hands, kicked their legs and waved their hands in perfect sync, jumping and jumping ahead.

Zhou Dongdong has short legs, but Shangguan Dandan is an elegant queen mother with short steps, so the two can coordinate their steps.

"I'll go to the amusement park to check out the spots tomorrow, and I'll take you three with me next time. You haven't been to the amusement park yet, right?" Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling walked behind.

"When I was a kid, there were big trucks that brought a lot of amusement facilities to the town. They would be there for half a month or even longer. There were also carousels and the like. Does that count?" After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she immediately added, "But even this counts. You also want to take us to the amusement park!"

Zhou Shuling's favorite thing was to go out with Liu Changan. The happiest experience she had ever had since she was a child was when he took Zhou Shuling to Nanshan Ranch and the zoo.

Her Zhou Dongdong is also very happy.

In the past, I didn’t have the time, energy or money to give up, but now I mainly don’t want to be alone or take Zhou Dongdong to play alone. Zhou Shuling always feels that she has no knowledge and will get flustered when she goes outside. But following him makes her feel at ease. It feels like really going out to relax and have fun.

"You are saying that I should still take you guys with me, but in fact you are worried that I will only take Dongdong and Dandan with me and leave you at home, right?" Liu Changan asked with a smile, "Why are you always worried about this? ?Last time I went to Nanshan Ranch, I asked around to see if I would take you there."

Zhou Shuling blushed a little and had to answer honestly: "Because I'm not a child, and women are often left to look after the house."

"In the past, when a family went out, they would always have a housekeeper. The main reason was that the living standard was low and public security was not good. Picking locks, opening doors, and theft were common, so we had to have a housekeeper... You see now, I often The door is not closed. Have you ever lost anything at home?" Liu Changan touched Zhou Shuling's head. The little woman would not look at the changes in people's living habits as the times change with the perspective of development.

It turns out there is such a thing as leaving someone to look after the house! Zhou Shuling nodded vigorously, feeling like she was increasing her knowledge again, but it was not like she had never lost things at home. Zhou Dongdong would often lose a dollar or two, and they were all picked up by Zhou Shuling when she was cleaning the room. Usually she didn't lose anything. She would return it to her immediately. After Zhou Dongdong did the housework again, Zhou Shuling took it out and returned it to her as a reward.

At this time, the two little people who were jumping and singing stopped in front of a cooked food stall. They looked sideways at Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling walking over, pointing expectantly at the various foods on the cooked food stall. .

Just when Liu Changan was about to say that you guys ate so much at night, Zhou Shuling smiled and took a pair of food tongs to Shangguan Dandan, "Take whatever you want to eat."

Shangguan Dantan was very happy. When he went shopping with Liu Changan, he always tried to make eye contact with him when he wanted to buy or eat. Moreover, he might not be able to understand, and he would often pretend not to see it.

But it was different with Zhou Shuling here. As long as Shangguan Dandan looked at something, she would buy him whatever he wanted.

Zhou Dongdong is a child and does not have the right to use food tongs to choose by herself. She has to lie on the edge of the glass cabinet and ask Sister Dandan to help her choose, because she knows that if she wants to eat something, she will most likely need her mother's approval, but As long as Sister Dantan clips it, you can buy anything!

"This lazy pig's trotters is good, buy more of them." Liu Changan ordered six pig's trotters.

Shangguan Dandan picked out a handful of meats, braised pig head meat, spicy edamame, fried pork tongue, braised fried duck, braised beef brisket, spicy tripe, spicy pork tripe, spiced pig tail, rib steak, the spicy sausage looked pretty good too It was delicious. Shangguan Dandan hesitated for a moment and decided not to eat the pig-pudding cake.

Liu Changan stopped by and bought four glasses of juice, and then the four of them walked around and turned to the front of the Pozi Street Police Station. There happened to be a stone table and chairs for tourists to rest next to it, and the four of them sat there and started eating and drinking.

It happened that Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling were also given legal education.

This is necessary. After all, of the two of them, Shangguan Dandan is lawless, and many of his words and deeds are often inconsistent with the core socialist values. For example, the last time Gou Shanhai and his son came to Zhou Shuling's store to cause trouble, Shangguan Dandan wanted Liu Changan to Killing them, and feeling that he would be unlovable if his body was splashed with blood, his thoughts are different from ordinary people's reactionary thoughts, and he regards human life as nothing.

As for Zhou Shuling, she has a weak temperament and is often bullied. She does not know how to take up legal weapons to defend her rights. Her main coping methods are to hide and cry and look at Liu Changan with an aggrieved expression.

(Zhou Dongdong), this creature is already in a state of being unable to interact, so naturally it is impossible to educate her on the law.

The example he chose was Hei Baoshan, a famous gangster in the 1990s. He told the story of the extreme crimes Hei Baoshan committed. He also used cases to describe that era of chaos and lack of security. Zhou Shuling was shocked and frightened when he heard that. I'm glad I haven't experienced that kind of life.

In fact, she has also experienced it, but she was too young and has no memory. Those born in the 1970s and 1980s have more accurate and clear memories of that era.

Shangguan Dandan was controlled by the meat and calmly stuffed a long pig tail into his mouth. Although he had a lot to say, he didn't want to reveal that the Queen Mother had eaten a lot when he opened his mouth, so he had to first Let’s talk after swallowing.

After Liu Changan finished speaking, Shangguan Dantan took a long piece of beef ribs in his hand and said with some vigilance: "Are you talking about this because you are afraid that if I go around killing people, I will also be shot?"

Liu Changan nodded, just as her half-meter-long beef ribs stretched out in front of his face, he opened his mouth and bit off a section and started eating.

"Ah... my beef ribs!" Shangguan Dandan puffed up her cheeks. She liked to hold a long one. She would feel satisfied even if she didn't eat it. Who knew that he would bite off a piece of it, and she suddenly felt... This beef rib is as imperfect as the electric pony car that had its head smashed when it was first bought.

"He just hates it." Zhou Shuling took the beef ribs from Shangguan Dandan and used the knife that came with the purchase of cooked food to scrape the meat from the beef ribs for Shangguan Dandan to eat.

Shangguan Dandan originally wanted to eat the beef ribs, but Zhou Shuling's handling of it would obviously make the Queen Mother's eating appearance more elegant, so she had no objection.

"What if I didn't die when I was shot?" Shangguan Dandan was a little worried that he would be shot sooner or later, and had to think about more realistic issues.

"If you are not killed by the first shot on the execution ground, you will be shot again. There is no way to escape the death penalty if you are not killed by the first shot. Someone was shot on the execution ground and was determined to be dead at the time. On the way to the crematorium, he opened his eyes and was resurrected. He was also shot. One shot." Liu Changan said.

"I mean they shot at me with machine guns, but it was blocked by my hair." Shangguan Dandan watched TV. This was a relatively common thing.

"I suggest you die first and then be reborn. You will definitely be resurrected anyway, right?"

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help but nodded, and decided to do this when he killed too many people and was captured and shot.

But... Shangguan Dandan raised his head, and Liu Changan's eyes indeed flashed with a probing light. He was trying to trick Shangguan Dandan again!

"Ahem... now it's mainly lethal injection." Liu Changan confirmed that Shangguan Dandan has the ability to be reborn, which is somewhat different from immortality. She is indeed a little firebird, so it is not surprising to have this ability to be reborn. .

"Why are you talking about such terrible things? We are all normal people. Normal people will not be shot." Zhou Shuling shaved off the beef ribs and gave one box to Liu Changan and one to Shangguan Dandan. She saw both ends Some of the beef ribs were not shaved very clean, so I took them and gnawed them. The beef ribs cost less than 30 yuan per catty in the vegetable market. If you marinate them, the price will double. It would be a waste.

That's right, Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan nodded together.

Zhou Shuling then put a handful of meat, pig head meat and minced meat into fine pieces with a knife, spread it on a piece of pig belly, then covered it with a layer of beef belly, and invented a new meat-on-meat sandwich for Shangguan Dandan to eat.

Shangguan Dandan was extremely satisfied with the meat sandwich in his hands. He tilted his head and looked at Zhou Shuling, thinking that the next person to sleep with must be Dongdong's mother!

"If anyone dares to make Dongdong's mother lose a hair, I will kill him. If everyone in their family is not a good person, then I will kill his whole family." Shangguan Dandan said very clearly.

After all, the Queen Mother has kept pace with the times and is very adaptable to the legal and moral requirements of modern society. If she killed someone in ancient times, the whole family would not have to worry about whether there were good people or innocent people in the family.

This is the entrance of the Pozi Street Police Station. Several police uncles who have just finished their work look at Shangguan Dandan who loudly declares that he wants to kill the whole family.

"Do you want to eat my edamame?" Shangguan Dandan hesitated a little and said uncertainly... I bought a lot of edamame and could share it with others, but she didn't want to share the meat sandwich made by Zhou Shuling with others. , and quickly stuffed it into his mouth.

Several police uncles looked at each other, smiled and shook their heads, but did not take it seriously. When the little girl had something to do, she would walk around the area. Sometimes she would push an electric car with another child. The patrolling police comrades Most of us have seen him before, but I didn't expect him to speak so cruelly... He sounded like a character from "Guarding the Liberated West".

At this time, Qin Yanan and Qin Zisi walked out of the police station. The bar street where the strange beasts often hang out was originally under the jurisdiction of the police station.