I'm really immortal

There is no need to wait for the shuttle bus, which is much more convenient for couples living in two places. Having a car can really improve the quality of life of college couples.

Hotels near university towns are basically full on weekends and certain holidays. If you have a car, you can easily go to a hotel farther away, and it can even be used directly as a prop and venue for outdoor military operations.

An Nuan sent Liu Changan back to the Biology College first, and then went to attend the afternoon training camp without delay.

When the car passed by the Red Building, the road became narrow due to greening construction and there were no standardized lanes. There was a confrontation between vehicles traveling in the opposite direction in front of the car and the road was blocked.

"Look ahead!" An Nuan reminded Liu Changan to watch the excitement. In the past, he only took cars and rarely paid attention to road traffic conditions. Now, of course, when driving by himself, he must concentrate, look in all directions, and be careful and safe.

Especially the two sides in the confrontation, one of which is a familiar Bentley sports car.

"In front is the early building complex of Xiangnan University. The construction period ranged from the Republic of China to after liberation, and also shows the development and evolution of modern architectural styles. There are nine buildings in these buildings, which are among the seventh batch of national key cultural relics protection units announced by the State Council. Second Century Architectural Heritage.”

“The Red Mansion Science Museum we see now was used as a school office building. The style of these buildings reflects the design thinking at that time and the exploration to solve the contradiction between the new needs of social development and rigidity in the inherent French style... …”

Listening to her boyfriend rambling and chatting, An Nuan let go of the steering wheel, gently pinched his earlobe with one hand, and pointed to the vehicles confronting each other in front of her, "I grew up here, and I used you as my boss. Tour guide? Your cousin is having sex with someone else, why don’t you help her out?"

Liu Chang'an sighed, what's so interesting about the scene of driving a gambling car? Let’s talk about historical documents. Isn’t the architectural landscape good?

"The main car of that team is also a Hongqi L5, and Zhu Juntang also has one, but the license plate seems to be different. Although your cousin has a background, the opponent also has a large number of people. Even if he regains the place in the future, he will easily suffer the loss now." An Nuan looked worried for Qin Yanan and tried to instigate Liu Changan to help.

Liu Changan felt that her intentions were unclear, and he couldn't figure out how true or false they were, let alone interfere with her. Wouldn't it be nice to touch and pinch the beautiful girl while sitting in the car?

"Let's go, class is about to start, don't delay my study. On the other side of the motorcade is the third wife, Zhu Juntang's mother. The Zhu family is powerful, but southern Hunan is completely the home of the Qin family. Both sides know the basics and put forward their own plans. name, then there is no way to fight... Haven't you seen that in novels, conflicts arise when people pretend to be pigs and eat tigers? Both parties know that the other is a tiger, so who is pretending to be a pig?" Liu Changan grabbed her hands and put them on the steering wheel. "Master, drive quickly, I'm in a hurry, thank you."

"Well, since you call me master, I will accept you as my apprentice. But apprentice, you must respect your master. You must never climb on master's window or bed in the future!" An Nuan He chuckled, turned the car around and walked away.

"You don't know this, right? Female masters are usually used to push them down. If it is the kind of master who is described as beautiful, charming, and has an extremely beautiful appearance that overwhelms other female characters, but it is not used to push him down, then it is simply The sky will be angry and people will complain." Liu Changan also smiled, pinched her soft ears and said.

An Nuan tilted her head slightly, rubbed the back of his hand with her cheek, her eyes rolled, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, "So that's it... But there are some people who are equally beautiful, charming and beautiful, and at the same time have the same figure. Those who have a slight advantage over Master... are some... netizens or something like that? Do we have to push them down, otherwise it will also lead to anger and resentment?"

Liu Changan couldn't help but frown, immediately shook his head, and said solemnly: "This is not possible. There is a magic weapon in the master's hand called the Vinegar Altar. It is comparable to the jade purification bottle of Guanyin. It has amazing magical powers. Once it is knocked over, it can contain an amount of treasure. A sea of ​​vinegar pouring out like the Pacific Ocean, even I can’t resist.”

"Sages talk about their deeds regardless of their heart, and Master will not investigate whether you dare not rather than don't want to." An Nuan raised her head proudly. No wonder many boys like to call themselves father, and it feels good to call themselves master.

It would be nice if he could just shout "Master, spare my life" next time, hehe.

"Let me ask you, what's the right way to use "Master spare my life" as the first couplet, and the second couplet must have the word "Dad"? An Nuan asked Liu Changan with pink cheeks. He must know, after all, she gave him the answer.

"You are already driving, don't drive randomly." Liu Changan refused to be tested.

"whee……"

An Nuan dropped Liu Changan off in front of the teaching building. Because he wanted to familiarize himself with the road conditions and vehicle performance, he had to walk around a few times. In the end, he didn't see his favorite Maserati Quattroporte, so he had to leave with regret.

When Liu Changan walked into the classroom, Zhu Juntang was already sitting in the corner of the back row, writing and drawing seriously with his head down.

There were no game consoles, snacks, comic books or the like placed in front of her anymore, but a plastic soft leather pencil case that looked like she bought it at a canteen next to an elementary school.

Could it be that he felt that his position was threatened by Yan Qingcheng and started to study hard? So Liu Changan walked to Zhu Juntang casually.

Feeling the strong wind hitting his face, Zhu Juntang raised his head and glanced at Liu Changan, tilted his head and chuckled twice, then continued to do his own thing with his head lowered. Since he had promised to take him to the amusement park tomorrow, he was acting like a good boy today. , will not roll on the ground for the time being to vent the hurt caused by his father's cheating on Mea.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan tapped the table with his finger, stretched his neck and squinted, asking angrily.

Zhu Juntang painted many dark spherical patterns on a piece of paper, which looked like chocolate beans. He was not studying at all!

"This is Bie La's sheep dung ball." Because he had the experience of pulling sheep dung balls and being buried by sheep dung balls, Zhu Juntang was deeply impressed by the sheep dung balls, and the painting looked very similar, basically a first-class painting. Level.

Liu Changan couldn't help but remember that he went to Zhu Juntang's studio a while ago to find her. At that time, he was still expecting her painting skills, but she ended up drawing a ham sausage with two chicken wings on it, saying that she was designing an airplane.

Sure enough, every time he expected something from her, he seemed very stupid.

Stop asking her why she drew sheep poop balls! Liu Changan raised his hand and pressed his lips and sat down.

"I want to write a book." Zhu Juntang took the initiative to report the plan to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan didn't ask her what book she wanted to write. Zhu Juntang wanted to do so many things that she could even come up with an idea in three minutes, just like children like Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan.

"The arrogant and cold father Long..." Zhu Juntang wrote this line.

Liu Changan just looked at her sideways.

"Every day I want the baby fairy sheep to poop on his head..." After Zhu Juntang wrote this, he did not write about what to poop on, but circled the sheep dung balls.

"That's the title of the book, haha!" Zhu Juntang laughed, "When I finish writing it, this year's Bao Beier Literature Award will belong to me."

"I told you, that's the Nobel Prize for Literature!" Liu Changan said angrily.

"It doesn't matter. I don't know Nobel, so I don't have to give him face. If I correct it if I remember it wrong, doesn't it mean that he is very important and I have to give him face?" Zhu Juntang disagreed.

Liu Changan no longer wanted to go to the amusement park with her tomorrow. It turned out that when he was on the phone with her, he thought that she would be pathetic and cute just by going to the amusement park with her. It turned out to be a serious illusion.

After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he snapped his fingers, and a bread man pretending to be an ordinary student and sitting on the side came over.

"Go look at various online novel rankings and find someone to write a novel based on my title." Zhu Juntang handed over her book title that combined "theme, outline, characters and plot" Bread man.

The bread man took the order and left.

"Don't you want to write it yourself?" Liu Changan couldn't help but ask.

"I have already put forward my ideas. If someone else just turns my ideas into written content, can it be counted as his writing? Even in the novel world that I know, this is unethical and is an act of plagiarism."

Zhu Juntang said matter-of-factly, "So I put forward the idea, found someone to write it, and after paying the fee, of course the book is considered to be written by me. This is usually what a senior author like me does."

There are many Internet writers in Shonan and even Junsha. They often go to Wuyi Avenue to race cars and provoke the traffic police, and then go surfing on Orange Island and put their laptops in the water to improve their writing skills. They are easy to find.

"Why are you looking for an author on the online novel ranking list?" Liu Changan has no objection to her calling herself a "senior leading author". Who can sway her with her doubts?

"Because these authors are good at making jokes, combining them with current events, and adjusting the three views expressed in their articles to please people based on readers' reactions." Zhu Juntang is also good at listening to books. She even knows jokes like "unknown old age".

"The Arrogant and Aloof Dragon Dad Wants the Fairy Sheep Baby to Poop Balls of Sheep Dung on His Head Every Day." Recalling the very shameful title of the book just now, Liu Changan decided that if it was convenient, he would threaten the writer Zhu Juntang was looking for. He was also made to lick the cat's butt so stinky that he fainted, and had to give up the writing task assigned by Zhu Juntang.

"Let's wear parent-child clothes tomorrow!" Zhu Juntang put his palms into Liu Changan's pockets, then clenched his fists and beat his thighs.

"What kind of style?" Liu Changan didn't have any objections. This was also an unprecedented experience.

Zhu Juntang opened her soft plastic cartoon pencil case, took out the mobile phone inside and gave Liu Changan the parent-child outfit she selected.

It is indeed a sheep doll costume.

"Not wearing it." This was even more outrageous than the black and white horizontal striped prisoner's parent-child outfit that An Nuan bought.

"Mom has already agreed!" Zhu Juntang stared, his butt slipped, and he fell down and collapsed on the chair, kicking the legs of the chair in front of him with his feet.

"Your mother is willing to wear this?" Liu Changan was a little surprised. Su Mei was indeed stern and fierce on the surface, but in fact she was too doting on Zhu Juntang.

"Yeah!" Zhu Juntang nodded aggrievedly, "It's my first time to go to an amusement park with you. Why don't you agree to such a small request? Sure enough, you are willing to buy cosmetics for Yan Qingcheng and want her to I asked you whether your eyebrows are dark or dark, but you refuse to accompany me to the amusement park!"

"Why is it that I don't want to accompany you to the amusement park!"

"If you don't wear parent-child clothes to the amusement park, it means you didn't go! No one else knows you are my daddy!" Zhu Juntang slid down a little more, threatening him with her eyes. If she didn't agree, she might fall to the ground. I'll roll a few times.

When your own children roll on the floor, it is usually the adults who are embarrassed.

Liu Changan grabbed her by the back of the neck and lifted her up, and said angrily: "Then before class starts, I will explain to you the poem "Thrush Eyes Deep and Deep". If you can memorize it before class, I will agree to it. you."

"Okay." Zhu Juntang quickly sat up straight and prepared to listen carefully. Anyway, it was more comfortable to listen to the bad old man's lecture than to listen to Yan Qingcheng's chanting.

Liu Changan began to explain that Su Mei agreed to wear it anyway, and he was not too reserved to play with the child.