I'm really immortal

Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong's hand and took the elevator down to the human world.

Walking out of Baolong Center, I suddenly remembered the book "A Thousand Reasons Why High School Comes Sooner or Sooner" that I could have written but didn't have to.

"Zhou Dongdong, are you already late for school?" Liu Changan lowered his head and asked.

Zhou Dongdong was licking her thumb attentively, because she had just pinched the beef with her fingers to eat, and she felt that her thumb now tasted like beef and she could keep eating it.

This situation was not enough for Zhou Dongdong to enter the barrier. When he heard brother Chang'an said something that was not important at all, he glanced sideways at him, and then continued to lick his fingers.

Don't let up on Zhou Dongdong's education. Seeing how she doesn't care about being late, what will happen if she is always late like him in the future?

This kid was not one of those who was always at the top during his academic years.

Just as he was about to take Zhou Dongdong back to get her schoolbag and see her off on an electric bike, Liu Changan saw Bai Hui sitting in her cousin's Maserati, looking furtively towards Baolong Center.

Fortunately, all the bread people knew that this was a fairy and not a dangerous person. After explaining the situation to the security personnel brought by Su Mei, no one came to guard her.

"What are you doing squatting here so early in the morning?" Liu Changan walked around the car and said to Bai Hui who put his chin on the edge of the car window.

"Ah...morning!"

It seems that the thick fog has dissipated, and the morning light reflects brightly in the eyes. A sweet smile appears on Bai Fen's face. A little shy embellishment makes this girlish face bloom like a peach orchard stirred by the spring breeze. pink color.

"I slept with Xiaotang last night. She said her mother would be here this morning. She always said her mother was the leader of the evil forces in the world. I was a little scared, so I came down early in the morning to observe here."

Bai Hui showed a cautious look. Fortunately, she hid it well. A luxury car like the Maserati Quattroporte was also a protective look, which made it less likely that the security guards would think she was some kind of assassin.

"Is there anything to observe?" Liu Changan remembered what Bai Hui said last night, "The country protects her very well."

This is really the case. If in some foreign places, with Su Mei's demeanor and acting style, Bai Hui would have been secretly monitoring Su Mei like this, and he would have probably been locked up in some small dark room, and eventually there would be It's hard to say what the consequences will be, whether he will lose arms and legs, or suffer some sexual humiliation and abuse.

"I want to learn the majesty and demeanor of a strong woman. I will probably only be able to make a little money in this life. I have no hope of controlling a capital group like the Zhu family, so I just feel envious."

Bai Hui's understanding of the third wife basically comes from her cousin and Zhu Juntang. According to her cousin, she is an excellent and perfect strong woman. Her appearance is as cold as an iceberg overlooking the world. She is respected and looked up to, but she still has kindness and gentleness in her heart. She treats herself Very nice people.

According to Zhu Juntang, this third wife is the head of the evil forces in the world, the right protector who protects the fairies in the universe, a ruthless villain who kills without batting an eye, and possesses countless black technologies.

"There is indeed no hope." Liu Changan nodded affirmatively. His ancestors had not mentioned it for hundreds of years. Su Mei herself has been working for more than a hundred years, and her fortune is even more extraordinary. With the existence of a female protagonist, how can ordinary people compare with her? ?

Bai Hui stared, then pouted, and stretched out her finger to poke him in the stomach, but it hit his metal belt buckle. The finger suddenly slipped down and landed below his belly button, and he quickly retracted his hand. , blushing.

Liu Changan lowered his head and looked at her, looking at each other in disbelief.

"It's only about a centimeter off."

"I...I didn't mean it!" Bai Hui quickly raised his hands to cover his face, but he actually pointed it out! In this situation, wouldn't normal people just ignore him and pretend that nothing happened?

Liu Changan didn't bother to argue with her and pulled Zhou Dongdong into the car, "Isn't it convenient for you to take Dongdong to school next week?"

"You...you're already in the car, of course it's convenient." Bai Hui started the car and looked at the empty passenger seat, thinking that he would buy a car if he had time today.

It is said that when boys chase girls, it is more convenient to have a car and the success rate is higher. I wonder if girls have a car and chase boys... No, it should be more convenient when going out to play with friends. More convenient.

Back in the community, Liu Changan left Zhou Dongdong and Bai Hui in the car. He went upstairs to get his schoolbag and saw that Shangguan Dandan, who had announced earlier that she was going to find a job, had returned. Her shoulders were straight and her waist was straight. Sitting upright under the grape trellis and playing cards.

He also placed a thermos bottle and payment code in front of him.

"Have you found a job playing cards?" Liu Changan had to express doubts. When she went out, she and Liu Changan Zhou Dongdong kissed each other's cheeks, as if they were taking on the responsibility of the family and full of ritual.

"Not long after I went out, I met a few people from Xiaoqian who came back from the health class to collect eggs. They asked me to go back and play cards. I was very angry. They didn't call me when they received the eggs, but they wanted to ask me to play cards to win my money. Today I want all the eggs they received to be lost to me!" Shangguan Dandan said majestically.

"As for a few eggs, I'll cook them later and give you a few to eat." Old Man Qian said generously.

"I want to eat, and I want to win all your eggs."

"It depends on your ability! Dandan, come with me to Xitang tomorrow. There are eggs and washing powder."

"Xitang is too far. I can't walk that far. I don't have the strength. It also costs money to take the bus, so it's not worth it."

"Look, it's not because you don't want to go!" Old Lady Liu sneered. This little girl is more reluctant to move than the old men and women, and she has more tricks.

"I have to look for a job tomorrow!" Shangguan Dandan tilted his head disapprovingly and said seriously. At the same time, he also reminded Mozi not to make fun of her for not looking for a job today. Many things can be skipped today. If you do it tomorrow, if you don’t do it tomorrow, you will do it the day after tomorrow. This has been the case for everyone throughout the ages.

Liu Changan shook his head. Is it so easy to find a job in modern society?

With so many college dogs graduating every year, it is very difficult for most of them to find a job. This survival technique is to pretend to be cute, and then the Queen Mother, who can do nothing but play cards, boil water and eat, can find a job?

Everyone should stop going to school and study the art of pretending to be cute every day. After one hundred and eighty years, the country will also be dead.

Bai Hui quickly got out of the car and scanned Shangguan Dandan's QR code sign, saying that she was hunting birds and hoped that Shangguan Dandan would share some of the winnings with her.

Several old men and women were very puzzled. Shangguan Dandan was obviously a little girl. Why did people always come to pay tribute to her like a filial son and a virtuous grandson? How happy it would be if my children and grandchildren could often come and give me some money to play cards, even if it was only ten or eight yuan.

On the way, they bought a roast beef rib and gave it to Zhou Dongdong to share with Song Taozi. Bai Hui and Liu Changan successfully sent the late elementary school students to school.

"I have classes in the third or fourth period and I have to go back to school. What about you?" Bai Hui didn't know that Liu Changan also had classes in the third and fourth period, so she wanted to ask.

When Liu Changan got into the car, he sat in the passenger seat. This was also the proper courtesy. For a large business-administrative-style vehicle, sitting in the back seat seemed to be treating someone else as the driver.

"Well, I have classes too." Liu Changan was watching the video on his phone.

Bai Hui saw that the corner of his mouth was slightly raised and he was in a happy mood, so he couldn't help but glance at the screen of his mobile phone. It was probably some kind of cute pet video... Yes, who doesn't like cute little animals? Even Liu Changan will be cured.

"Which one is cuter, cute girls or cute little animals?" Bai Hu asked.

Liu Changan watched the "cute pet video" repeatedly with pleasure, and then said: "Little animals that can transform into girls, or girls that can transform into small animals, are cuter than simple girls or small animals."

"Then I danced "Learning to Meow" to you before, and you still laughed at me!" Bai Hui recalled angrily. That was last year. She went to play with him, and ended up spending the whole afternoon knocking bricks with him, and then It was the first time he invited her to dinner... and he still knew how to love someone.

"I'm talking about becoming, not stretching out my hands and doing a few imitating animal movements. Besides, every time I see you two-dimensional girls doing those imitating cat movements, I feel that it's very artificial and cliché, and it's not like real people." Do you think it's cute for girls to imitate cat movements?" Liu Changan asked with some suspicion. This was just his personal feeling and he didn't know much about the two-dimensional world.

"Then how do you explain that cat ears, cat tails, cat gloves and foot covers have the highest sales volume on the online shopping platform? You boys don't buy these things, or do people buy them because you boys like them? "Bai Hui argued hard.

She thought it was a bit absurd. According to Bai Hui's original understanding, he was talking about girls dressing up as cats and dogs during their intimate interactions with boys. But in fact, what he liked was actually being able to become a real person. Cat girls, or girls transformed from cats!

Isn’t this something that only a deeply addicted two-dimensional nerd would fantasize about!

Liu Changan actually has such deep hidden two-dimensional attributes?

And it doesn’t seem to be the case... Could this be the deep-seated psychology of being homophobic and closeted? The more he shows that he doesn't understand the preferences of the second dimension, the more it shows that he is actually very interested in this absurd fantasy.

"How do you know? Did you buy it too?" Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui suspiciously. Generally, no one would pay attention to these data and phenomena. Only when buyers decide whether to buy or not, they will take a look at the sales data. Follow the herd mentality to support your purchasing behavior.

"I...I didn't buy it." Bai Hui said hesitantly. Because he had to watch the road carefully when driving, he was staring ahead attentively and couldn't make eye contact with him.

"How often have you been able to cover up a lie?" Liu Changan and Bai Hui are not just acquaintances, and they are well aware of her tendency to stutter when she is nervous or guilty of lying.

Bai Hui is far inferior to Zhu Juntang in this regard. When Zhu Juntang does something wrong, he often chooses to find a messy excuse for himself. Instead, he becomes self-righteous and arrogant. Of course, he is also particularly easy to get beaten.

"Ah ah ah..." Bai Hui yelled, and the pink halo on her ears spread to her neck, "I bought it because my cousin bought it, and I searched online last night... I thought it was quite cute, and I planned to buy it myself I didn’t plan on doing any photo shoots. I admit that some of the sales may have been contributed by girls with a mentality like mine, and have nothing to do with you boys.”

Liu Changan said "Hmm", which is normal for a two-dimensional girl... This is why many men now like to find this kind of two-dimensional girl.

There are many girls who have never been exposed to the ACG cultural circle. If you want to play with maid costumes, cat costumes, various COS costumes, etc., she will think you are perverted or unable to understand, but two-dimensional girls will not, and will even be very cooperative and cooperative. He is proactive and has a high tolerance for the shameful behavior of writing straight characters and so on.

"Actually, it's a bit difficult to take pictures by myself, but for this kind of intimate portrait, it's a bit difficult to find a female photographer, especially since I don't know any female photographers. How can I feel safe when looking for a male photographer? Where can I go? How about looking for someone with a reliable character who won’t take advantage of sex and who won’t use this photo opportunity to seek more contacts or even further interactions?”

Bai Hui sighed softly. The last time he took pictures at Nanshan Ranch, he was almost spotted by one person. That person seemed quite trustworthy and trustworthy.

"Me!" Liu Changan pointed at himself.

Bai Hui's mouth grew bigger little by little, and then she pursed her lips tightly, causing her cheeks to gradually bulge out. Her whole face turned red, and she stared nervously ahead. Finally, she found a spot to park, and then turned around in disbelief. Looking at him, does he not know that those cat-themed suit items are very shameful?

"As long as you can really turn into a cat, I will help you take a set of cute pet portraits..." Liu Changan said with a smile. Bai Anise inspired him a little. When Zhu Juntang turned into a sheep, as long as he didn't speak, he could actually do it. It is a very beautiful and lovely sheep. When its hair grows, you can take a set of photos of it as a souvenir.

"You're right!" Bai Huan gritted his teeth angrily. Although he would never turn into a cat, he couldn't lose his momentum. He had to panic in his heart: Could she really turn into a cat? How can a beautiful girl who can turn into a cat stand up to her?

snort!

Liu Changan did not panic, but was a little startled. Could it be that he had fallen into a trap?

Could this be Shangguan Dandan's trick for Bai Huizhi? For example, Shangguan Dandan can find ways to turn Bai Huizhi into a cat... It's really possible. I have to torture Shangguan Dandan severely when I go back today. In case she really messes around.

Liu Changan rubbed his temples, feeling that he was thinking too much, but Shangguan Dantan was not doing business and had many tricks to cause trouble, so he had to guard against her.

He even felt that he had been tortured by Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan, but there was no evidence and he really couldn't figure out what they had done.

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At this time of year, book reviews basically don’t show anything, and it may become normal tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.