I'm really immortal

Liu Changan actually fell asleep not long ago.

After taking photos of Zhou Shuling last night, Liu Changan was going to take advantage of the mood to retouch the photos. Zhou Shuling yawned and insisted on watching how he retouched the photos, surgically making her more beautiful on the computer.

Liu Changan threatened to transform her into Zhu Bajie while she was watching, so Zhou Shuling reluctantly went upstairs to sleep. However, she sang "The Little Girl Touching the Mushroom" in a low voice when she went out. She was obviously in a good mood.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Changan put his hands on the outside of the quilt and pressed it, then looked sideways at Zhou Dongdong, who was gnawing on a carrot next to him.

Watching Liu Changan finish the call, Zhou Dongdong stuffed the carrot into Liu Changan's mouth. Brother Changan looked at him and said nothing. He must have wanted to eat Zhou Dongdong's carrot but was too embarrassed to ask her.

"I don't want to eat it. Are you a rabbit? You are here gnawing carrots early in the morning... Oh, no, rabbits don't like carrots, they only eat carrot leaves."

Liu Changan was already accustomed to Zhou Dongdong sitting on his bed and eating early in the morning. It was just fine that she didn't take a bottle of milk and put the straw into his mouth to express milk.

"Rabbits are man's best friend. You can't eat rabbits." Zhou Dongdong couldn't eat rabbits, so he had to eat carrots. While chewing, he looked at his socks with bunny patterns, and his toes moved around, separated and then came together. .

Where can I get spicy rabbit heads and legs, shredded rabbits, and rabbit kidneys?

"Why are you up so early?" Liu Changan did not directly talk about rabbits being delicious. After all, it is immoral to say in front of others that their good friends are delicious and that they can be eaten in any way. There are many ways to eat them.

The most important thing is that when he started talking, his appetite would increase greatly, and Zhou Dongdong next to him would definitely drool all over his quilt.

"Mom hasn't gotten up yet, I'm hungry, and I'm looking for something delicious. And...oh...and sister Dandan said that I should remember to take my phone to buy snacks from her vending machine every day."

Zhou Dongdong actually still wanted to go to the canteen, because the grandparents in the entire community were saying that the products sold in Sister Dandan’s vending machine were very expensive. Zhou Dongdong was a child who never had more than five yuan in pocket money, so he could only buy it for himself. Cheap snacks.

Liu Changan didn't bother to care about the Queen Mother's little tricks. Anyway, she was thinking of all kinds of tricks all day long, tricking children and tricking the elderly, regardless of gender, old or young, and her moral level was worrying.

Liu Changan didn't stay in bed any longer. He got up and put on his clothes. He saw Zhou Dongdong jumping up and down on the bed and put down the carrot to play the game of being rolled into maggots. He thought about it and decided to take Zhou Dongdong to find him. Su Mei.

When she walked out of the door, she saw Shangguan Dandan moving a low stool and placing it at the entrance of the stairs. She stood on it with a thermos bottle on her back. When she saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong, she waved.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked as he walked to the stairs in front of her.

Shangguan Dandan leaned over, and Liu Changan couldn't help but take a step back. Shangguan Dandan pulled him over with one hand, rubbed his face with him, jumped down from the low stool, and touched his cheek with Zhou Dongdong, and then He walked out of the community without looking back.

"Are you going to run away from home?" Liu Changan asked happily.

"I'm going to find a job." Shangguan Dandan stopped angrily. She was going to find a job. Such an important and ritualistic thing, he actually understood that she was running away from home?

"Then go help in the rice noodle shop and pay you a salary." Liu Changan is very willing to find something for her to do. Moreover, the rice noodle shop is in Baolong Center, and Zhou Shuling is there. Her goddaughter's territory also has her beloved daughter-in-law. care.

"Am I someone who can do everything? I have to do a better job." The Queen Mother is diligent in running the household and only does some work at home to take care of her family. It is impossible to go outside to serve tea and water to others.

"Don't forget, you only got 500 yuan from Zhu Juntang when you distributed the leaflets through the back door. And those leaflets of yours were all distributed by An Nuan for you." Liu Changan reminded her to recognize herself clearly .

"So, this is the inevitability of history. I don't need to think about whether it will happen or not, let alone the process." After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, he left with confidence. He didn't want to talk to him more, so as not to upset the Queen Mother's mood and relationship. momentum.

Hearing this, Liu Changan could only sigh with emotion, he was indeed a raccoon dog on the same level as Zhu Juntang.

"Zhou Dongdong, do you think she can find a job?"

"Can't find it! Sister Dandan can only boil water, she doesn't do anything else." Zhou Dongdong had already discovered it, "I want to go pick up garbage with her, so I can buy a garbage truck earlier."

Judging from Zhou Dongdong's expression, she probably mentioned this matter to Shangguan Dandan, but was ruthlessly rejected by the Queen Mother.

Sure enough, they are remnants of feudalism who have not been transformed by socialist labor concepts. Do you know how to learn from Shi Chuanxiang?

Speaking of Shi Chuanxiang, a manure-picking worker who became a national labor model, Liu Changan recalled the "dung bullies", "water bullies", "car bullies" and "chicken bullies" that were common in BJ before the founding of New China.

The "chicken tyrant" is the old bustard, not anything else, please make it clear.

At that time, there was no chemical fertilizer, or it was impossible to produce chemical fertilizer, so manure has always been the main source of fertilizer for farmland, and it can be used as dye when dried, which is very profitable.

In a chaotic and dark age, evil forces compete for profits. In order to compete for more excrement, it is common to kill people and throw them into cesspits to occupy the land. Human lives are even less valuable than excrement.

Because feces can be sold for money, many people have no food to eat and are so hungry that there is no feces in their stomachs. They are worthless in the eyes of feces bullies.

Liu Changan remembers that the biggest excrement tyrant at that time was named Yu Shunde, who monopolized 36 excrement channels in the old BJ and bought more than 100 properties. What is this concept? He was shot in 1951.

He is still soft-hearted. Yesterday, when he met the old man who was trying to exploit the poor laborer Zhou Dongdong, Liu Changan let him go and let the old man go without even crushing his bones.

"Let's go." Liu Changan held Zhou Dongdong's hand and walked forward. He knew better than anyone else in this era that those years had no value worth envying or even looking back on.

I arrived at Baolong Center neither too fast nor too slowly. There was obvious martial law in the surrounding area today. This unofficial warning measure did not stop passers-by. In terms of the appearance on the surface, it was worse than blocking the road. Human Internet celebrities, etc. are not as good as others.

Some strong and powerful men in black suits followed Liu Changan with their eyes. Zhu Juntang's bread man was also controlling the field, but turned a blind eye to Liu Changan, as if he was blowing by a gust of wind.

"I'm watching her, so I won't come down to greet you."

As soon as he arrived downstairs, Liu Changan received a text message from Su Mei, which was quite polite.

How good would it be to stay like this? Sure enough, a woman will only be submissive after she sees how powerful you are and knows that you can transform into a dragon and can take her to heaven or send her under the ice cap after you use the dragon claw hand on her.

Zhong Qing was waiting at the elevator entrance. The smile on his face was particularly reserved and professional. But when he heard Zhou Dongdong call "sister", his face still burst into smiles. Fortunately, the makeup was delicate and delicate, so he would not be confused by Liu Changan. Another joke about "shaking fans".

"We haven't had breakfast yet, let's get something to eat." When they came upstairs, Liu Changan said to Zhong Qing.

"Okay, I'll let the kitchen prepare it." Zhong Qing responded quickly.

Liu Changan continued to hold Zhou Dongdong's hand and walked forward, and soon saw Su Mei and Zhu Juntang who had turned into a sheep and was tied to the white marble statue.

If he had seen Zhu Juntang like this normally, Liu Changan would have been out of breath, but what was very strange was that Su Mei was also watching here. He was actually relatively peaceful and peaceful, looking at the sheep and their mother at leisure.

"Long time no see." A faint softness appeared on Su Mei's cheeks. When he was in Antarctica, he had taken care of him carefully for a few days. Now seeing him again now strangely gave rise to the shy feeling of newlyweds and young people.

"Well. Let me give you a formal introduction. You should have met her before. Her name is Zhou Dongdong. She is a smart and brave child." Liu Changan pointed at Zhou Dongdong and said.

"I'm witty..." Zhou Dongdong just started, and looked at brother Chang'an strangely. Under normal circumstances, he would say "her name is Zhou Dongdong, she is a stupid child", and then Zhou Dongdong would correct him. , he is a clever and brave child.

Of course Su Mei had seen her before and knew that her name was Zhou Dongdong, but she didn't recognize her wit and bravery.

I remember it was last year. Qin Yanan made an appointment with Su Mei, who was Su Nanxiu at the time, and met under the sycamore tree in front of Liu Changan's house.

At that time, before Su Mei saw Qin Yanan, she saw the child first. He was holding a plastic yellow chicken with a mouth that looked like a ham had been inserted into it. He looked at Su Mei blankly, and then shouted, "The bad guys are here." "And ran away.

Seeing Su Mei looking at him, Zhou Dongdong pressed close to Liu Changan, pulled his trouser legs, rubbed his cheek on his thigh, and then hid a little behind.

"Last year I was admitted to college and there was a banquet at home. This sister came and gave me red envelopes. You threw the small bench into the big stove, picked up a lot of firecrackers, and burned some of your hair when you lit the fire." Liu Changan reminded, Children are often unable to actively recall what happened on a certain day. They need some fragmentary events to activate the scene of the day before they can remember it.

"Sister!" Zhou Dongdong shouted.

The corners of Su Mei's mouth were slightly raised. She was not necessarily smart and brave, but she was quite well-behaved.

"Yeah!"

Although I feel that Liu Changan's appearance means the possibility of a mixed doubles match and that his presence should be reduced at this time, Zhu Juntang has always been the baby who gets the most attention. He has been left out for three minutes and must scream to attract the attention of his stepfather and mother.

"Why did you tie her up?" Liu Changan asked calmly.

"She put her head into the lychee can and got stuck. Then when she saw me, she ran around. She fell into the water and jumped out and fainted on the ground." Su Mei's tone was also calm and distant, and she said slowly: "Since she likes to be Sheep, let her take care of herself."

"Why did you stick your head into the can?" Liu Changan had the same incomprehensibility as Su Mei just now. Even Zhou Dongdong couldn't do such a thing... Probably, probably he could do it, Zhou Dongdong peeled off the watermelon rind. The buckle has also been stuck, but I can't mention it today. Liu Changan brought Zhou Dongdong here, but he came prepared.

"I'm a bleat. Isn't it normal for a bleat to want to put its head in and take a look when it sees bottles and jars?" Zhu Juntang said confidently.

Su Mei couldn't help but glance at Liu Changan, and it turned out to be Liu Changan's problem. Zhu Juntang, who just faced Su Mei, was lying on the ground with his belly exposed to show his obedient submission. When he saw Liu Changan, his behavior changed immediately. He was almost arrogant. .

The extra content in the evening is probably about Bai Hui beating Liu Changan. Zhong Qing watched the whole process and tried to actively participate in revenge for the splitting palm.