I'm really immortal

"I was just playing cards in the canteen and saw you and Dongdong coming back. I thought I should cook for you at this time, so I went back..."

Shangguan stepped into the door of his house carelessly. While talking, he walked to the kitchen, only to find that Zhou Shuling, who should be in the kitchen at this point, was not there at all.

"Just come back and take a look, see... the faucet is not receiving water, please get some water."

Shangguan Dandan bravely walked into the kitchen, placed a basin under the faucet, adjusted it carefully and came out without talking about cooking.

"Zhou Shuling accompanied Li Hongfang to take photos." Liu Changan was used to the hard-working Queen Mother's various behaviors. He had no feelings, no intention of ridicule, and no objection.

"Xiao Ling and Fang Fang went to take pictures. I heard that when people take pictures, they all need makeup. I wonder how good the people who help them with makeup are?" Shangguan Dandan asked worriedly.

"Oh, they are not filming a female version of Monkey King or some other strange character. They don't need your help." Liu Changan explained.

Shangguan Dandan was very angry, so he moved a chair and climbed up, took out the eyebrow pencil from his sleeve pocket, and was about to draw a mustache on Liu Changan to prove his makeup skills.

Of course Liu Changan avoided it. Zhou Dongdong actively offered to put makeup on her, so Shangguan Dandan drew two circles of mustache on her lips.

What are you having for dinner tonight? It's time to solve this Goldbach's conjecture in daily life again. Liu Changan looked at Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan. These two eat almost everything. As long as they don't have to pay, they won't be picky at all. .

Barbecue, hot pot, stewed pot, fragrant pot, Hunan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Hangzhou cuisine, Northeastern cuisine, buffet, braised, pickled, steamed vegetables, seafood, preserved meat... Liu Changan thought about it and rummaged through the refrigerator again.

When you can only think about eating enough, it is actually the simplest thing to think about: how much money you have in your pocket, how to save money and how to eat.

When you regard eating as a kind of enjoyment, it is the most difficult choice. After all, even if you have enough money in your pocket, your appetite is limited.

Even the three giants under the sycamore tree will gradually lose their enjoyment of food as their stomachs are slowly filled.

The phone rang, it was Bai Fen.

"Xiaotang sent me a message, saying that Sister Zhou went out today. Dandan and Dongdong had no place to eat at night. I wanted to treat them to beef." Bai Hui just cared about Shangguan Dantan and Zhou Dongdong. After all, They look like weak and helpless little animals that are very edible and must be taken care of.

As for Liu Changan, of course he didn't need anyone to care about his dinner, and he probably wouldn't be so sentimental. He felt that Bai Hui was taking care of Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, but actually wanted to treat him to dinner.

"What does putting the question mean?" Liu Changan asked.

“It’s just an a la carte buffet.”

"Forget it, this so-called buffet is too petty, and it's embarrassing for customers to order frequently." This is actually a Japanese buffet that is more popular now, and it is not in line with the noble temperament of Liu Changan and the others.

"Okay, okay, can I switch to another restaurant?" Bai Hui wanted to treat the two cuties to a meal, but had to face the picky and troublesome Liu Changan and swallowed his anger.

"Okay. In fact, they are not picky. Should you pick them up, or should I drop them off?"

"Well... the main thing is that I'm busy with something right now. Please send it to me. I'll send you the address later. You must not have eaten either. Let's eat together. If it's a self-service barbecue or something like that, you'll definitely cook better. We bake it ourselves and it tastes delicious." Bai Hui also made an impromptu decision and didn't think much about it. After thinking about it for a while, he remembered that Liu Changan's barbecue skills were extremely high.

What's more, only inviting Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, but not Liu Changan who sent them over, this is really bad... Generally, except Liu Changan, who can do such a thing?

"That's right. It's a complete waste of ingredients for you to bake them. I was wondering what to bring them to eat tonight, so you called me. As expected of me, I'll see you soon." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he hung up the phone. , waiting for Bai Hui to send the address in a while.

It seemed that Liu Changan called her "Anixi" for the first time. Bai Hui looked at the phone screen sweetly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. Based on his context, Liu Changan, this annoying guy, must mean "roundworm"!

Okay, when you have barbecue later, you can take revenge on him by talking loudly about grilling "pork"! Bai Hui selected one of the ten pre-selected restaurants that specializes in charcoal-grilled beef, and then sent him the address and time.

Of course she still has things to do, and her makeup is almost done, but tonight's lip color must take into account the food and the lighting environment of the store. How can she look particularly good-looking and attract Dan Dan's attention to communicate with her? What about makeup skills?

If Liu Changan also looks at her twice, it just means that she looks particularly good tonight, but it won't make people excited.

Liu Changan received the address and appointment time from Bai Hui, and felt good. Sure enough, when he didn't know what to eat, eating beef would not be a bad choice after all.

The only pity is that there is generally no beef offal available in places like this... Nowadays, there are also places specializing in beef offal, and the prices are not cheap.

In those days, the raw material of beef offal was the leftovers after slaughtering cattle, which was used by poor people to supplement nutrition. At the end of the last century, Liu Changan remembered that fresh beef offal only cost 40 cents per pound, and the price could be doubled after it was made into cooked food. More than ten times the price, a skewer of grilled tripe can be sold for two pieces.

I still miss the beef offal stalls in southern Guangdong. Many places in southern Hunan like to add mountain pepper oil when making beef offal. This flavor is too strong and is a failure for those who like the original taste of ingredients.

It's just that when you travel to Nanyue for food and entertainment, it's hard to eat fresh beef offal cut with big scissors. Like other places, most beef offal in Nanyue is also wholesale frozen goods. You can just defrost and clean it. They may not be careful, but just pour it into the big pot one by one, and it doesn't have the same taste at all.

If tourists want to eat the authentic and good taste recommended by locals, they still need to do some homework... Otherwise, they will be disappointed and feel that the famous food is not as good as the fresh food, what a Jaguar thing.

Today we will eat charcoal grilled beef and make offal another day. Liu Changan thought about it for a while. The key is that fresh offal is hard to come by.

Beef offal nowadays is not as rare as it was back then. You must know that in many places where eating offal is not popular, many people have never seen beef heart, lungs, kidneys and intestines being sold fresh.

Many stalls that sell beef usually only have a leg of beef, plus some beef ribs, deboned meat, etc. For sale, where the whole cow is actually slaughtered, the offal has already been ordered by others.

So Liu Changan sent a message to Qin Yanan, asking her to help find some fresh offal. After all, she could even roast a camel.

"Let's go, your card friend Hui Hui treats us to charcoal roast beef." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong who were standing in front of the TV.

"Do you have that kind of white beef? It sizzles with oil when roasted, and is very tender. It tastes like biting into a juicy and tender piece of meat when drinking hot soup." Shangguan Dandan said expectantly.

"There must be some." Liu Changan knew that she was talking about snowflake beef.

"The beef that brother Chang'an cooked on a brazier on skewers last time was also very delicious." Zhou Dongdong said with some aftertaste. That time, brother Chang'an smashed a pot and asked Zhou Dongdong to take the iron pieces that fell. After changing the money, she patted her small pocket, which contained the two yuan she earned today.

"Let's eat less today. Huihui is not as rich as other daughters-in-law. Like me, she is a little girl who needs to work hard every day to make some money." Shangguan Dandan said with great pity.

"Give her back the 10,000 yuan you defrauded her of last time." Could Liu Changan not seize the opportunity to remonstrate?

"Is...is there such a thing?" Shangguan Dandan took two steps back, opened his mouth in confusion, and then took out his sleeve pocket. There was no ten thousand yuan in it.

"Please begin your performance."

"You know, everyone hates the clone flow when reading novels. Some readers even have PTSD stress reactions. They feel uncomfortable when they see the clone, because the clone often does bad things." Shangguan Dandan thought about it carefully, " Is it possible that the person who did this was a clone of me? In fact, it has nothing to do with me."

Things like PTSD and clones are often seen in novels, and she can be considered as applying what she has learned. Liu Changan nodded appreciatively, "You have made rapid progress in sophistry. Before, you just touched your ears and pretended not to hear, but now you just use them." Now that the theory of doppelgänger has emerged, will we have to use parallel universes, time and space retrieval, etc. to explain it next time?”

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help but touch his soft ears again. Anyway, he had explained it, so the matter was over, and the Queen Mother could no longer hear all the noise about it.

By the way, Hui Hui also wants to be a princess, but the princess really can't be canonized casually, because Hui Hui will probably become a daughter-in-law in the future, so she should accept Hui Hui as her goddaughter first.

If Hui Hui becomes a daughter-in-law in the future, she can be given the title of Jade Seal. If she cannot become a daughter-in-law, she can only continue to be the Queen Mother's goddaughter, and it is not too late to make her a princess as compensation!

As expected of a queen mother who was good at managing the affairs of the harem, Shangguan walked a few steps with his head held high, nodding and praising himself.

Liu Changan didn't know what she was thinking, and he didn't talk about the 10,000 yuan thing again. Fortunately, since then, Shangguan Dandan has not gone out to engage in pyramid schemes and psychology, and has not embarked on the road of telecommunications fraud for the time being.

"Come on, let's ride an electric bike there."

"Electric pony carriage! Didi!"

"Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee!"

Liu Changan picked up the remote control and saw news about the F35 fighter jets of Bangguo being played on the TV, but the news picture showed F22 doing maneuvers. When he was confused, he suddenly realized that 22=35 in Bangguo, and he couldn't help but suddenly realized.

Turn off the TV.

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