I'm really immortal

After finishing the hot pot, everyone gathered lively around the electric heating table, chatting and watching TV, getting ready to eat before playing cards.

It's been a long time since a completely harmless guest like An Nuan came to the house. Zhou Shuling remembered that in this situation, children usually have to perform a show, so she said with some expansion: "Zhou Dongdong, perform a show for sister An Nuan. "

"Okay, welcome!" An Nuan took the lead in applauding. This kind of family traditional repertoire naturally has to be cheered for... Although what I disliked most when I was a child was performances, An Nuan will eventually become the person I hate. With a smile on his face, he looked at Zhou Dongdong with positive encouragement.

Zhou Dongdong made fists with both hands and jumped to an open space in front of the TV. He stepped back with his left foot, half squatted with his right foot, raised his hands back, and shouted with his head held high: "Aw..."

Lu Si'en rushed out from under the electric heating table, shaking his head and shouting after Zhou Dongdong.

After calling, Zhou Dongdong stood there, looking at everyone expectantly.

"She has finished her performance." Shangguan Dandan reminded everyone, and then led the applause.

Others reacted, Zhu Juntang clapped vigorously, An Nuan clapped without understanding, Zhou Shuling raised her hand to cover the side of her face, Liu Changan was so disgusted, and was looking at Zhou Shuling with a half-smile, why was he so arrogant, to propose such a thing? What about things?

"Zhou Dongdong, what kind of performance did you just perform?" Liu Changan asked.

"Barking like a dog."

"Then next time there is a cultural activity in school, you can sign up for this program." Children should be encouraged to perform programs, which can train them to express themselves and improve their self-confidence. Liu Changan gave Zhou Dongdong advice out of a positive education mentality.

Zhou Shuling first showed an apologetic smile towards An Nuan. Just when An Nuan wanted to say it didn't matter, Zhou Dongdong's performance was quite cute, Zhou Shuling bit her lip, picked up her fist fiercely and punched Liu Changan. Only then did An Nuan understand. , it turns out that Zhou Shuling’s apology means: Sorry, I can’t help but beat your man!

"Zhou Dongdong, didn't you win the prize with your airplane dance in the square dance competition?" Zhou Shuling said angrily. This is where her confidence lies. Obviously Zhou Dongdong won the competition last time, and now she can still perform a show. What's going on?

"They didn't reward me with delicious food. I already forgot about it." Zhou Dongdong thought for a moment and said. Certificates and prizes are useless, so the dance to win certificates and prizes is obviously useless. Zhou Dongdong naturally doesn't Will jump again.

Liu Changan laughed again when he saw Zhou Shuling's expression. Zhou Shuling didn't want to hit Zhou Dongdong in front of An Nuan, so she hit Liu Changan a few times.

"It's my turn to put on a show."

Some volunteered.

"Hey..." Zhu Juntang imitated the cry of a sheep loudly. When Liu Changan's mood changed drastically and his attention was distracted, he spit out a peanut from his mouth and hit Liu Changan's chest.

"This is my newly invented second form of Alpaca Kung Fu. It combines the complex application of acting and psychology. I first analyzed the situation and knew that imitating the sheep's cry at this time will make you think that I am imitating Zhou Dongdong, which will make you angry. It's hard to be vigilant, misjudge the situation, and then keenly seize the opportunity to spit out a deadly weapon and cause serious injuries to you." Zhu Juntang interpreted his series of operations calmly, and finally looked at Liu Changan with a sneer: "What if what I spit out just now was poison? Needle, you have been poisoned to death, and you need a woman to give you drugs... just like the ones in the TV series..."

Liu Changan just wanted her to be seriously injured now, but An Nuan and Zhou Shuling held him on the left and right, allowing Zhu Juntang to seize the opportunity and hide behind Shangguan Dandan.

"Dongdong and Xiaotang are both cute, giggle..." Shangguan Dandan laughed while hugging the thermos bottle, "The performances were wonderful, I will reward them."

As he spoke, Shangguan Dandan took out two planet cups from his sleeve pockets and rewarded them to his two goddaughters.

When An Nuan saw Shangguan Dandan's reward, she was a little envious and wanted it. However, at such an old age, she was too embarrassed to take the initiative to perform. After all, not everyone can do Zhu Juntang's style.

"Have you seen that every time Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong do something stupid, it is Shangguan Dandan who is conniving and covering up." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling, hoping that Zhou Shuling would understand Shangguan Dandan's true face and not cater to Shangguan Dandan without any bottom line. Shangguan Dandan.

Zhou Shuling is no longer angry, she just purses her lips and smiles. Zhou Dongdong is not like other children. She has a family of grandparents who love and pamper her. What's wrong with having a little sister who always plays with her? Shangguan Dandan wouldn't really lead Zhou Dongdong into trouble. Why didn't Liu Changan know this? He was just talking.

"It's your turn." Liu Changan said to An Nuan. Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang have already shown the lower limit of "performance show".

They have to let An Nuan tell them what a show performed by normal people looks like.

He has great confidence in his girlfriend. An Nuan is a sports student, and the sports she is good at may not be suitable for family performances, but she is still Professor Liu's daughter.

Professor Liu is a typical representative of many talents. Traditional music, chess, calligraphy and painting are not a problem. His singing and dancing are not very professional, but his figure and appearance are a plus, and he is also pleasing to the eye.

Under An Nuan's influence, there would definitely be no problem in performing a normal show.

"Me?" An Nuan didn't expect to be ordered by Liu Changan, so she couldn't help but feel a little shy and coughed lightly, "Okay."

An Nuan thought for a moment, and if she couldn't perform too well, she would be suspected of showing off in front of Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong. People with normal emotional intelligence know that they should not stand out at this time, but should choose someone who is more in tune with everyone. way.

"I have a trick that even Liu Changan doesn't know about." An Nuan's eyes rolled and he smiled.

After speaking, she stuck out her tongue and pushed the two sides of her tongue toward the middle. The tips of her tongue wrinkled together to form a square shape.

"Pfft..." Zhou Shuling couldn't help laughing, and then tried to imitate, but found that she couldn't do it.

Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan also imitated it, but found that this seemed to really require talent, and immediately clapped and praised An Nuan's talent.

Zhou Dongdong also stuck out his tongue. If he didn't imitate successfully, he continued to lick the planet cup clean. As long as his tongue could lick the food, it would be fine.

"Good performance." Shangguan Dandan poured a bowl of water and took out a planet cup to reward An Nuan.

Liu Chang'an now believes that his sister Qin Yanan is the wisest person. She knows that stupid temperament is contagious, so she has been wary of Zhu Juntang's contamination of Liu Chang'an, while Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang, Zhou Dongdong and others are They are infecting each other, and now it has spread to Annuan, which is a typical human-to-human transmission phenomenon.

"Hey!" An Nuan took the planet cup and showed it off in front of Liu Changan, feeling very proud.

That was the end of the show. Liu Changan no longer tried to get Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling to perform. The two of them had no talent in the first place.

"Let's play cards." Let's get down to business.

After playing cards all night, everyone dispersed. Zhu Juntang took her low-altitude aircraft and flew directly to the top of Building 1 of Baolong Center.

Liu Changan didn't worry about her safety, whether she would fall or anything like that. Miss Zhu liked to seek death, but she cherished her life very much. She let the helicopter fly overhead and tied a safety rope around her waist as insurance. Then she stepped on the low-altitude aircraft and flew away.

As a caring and good boyfriend, Liu Changan naturally wanted to take An Nuan to the car in person. The two of them walked downstairs together. Zhou Shuling, who was standing in the stairwell, told her to pay attention to safety. It was best to send An Nuan home. Zhou Dongdong went upstairs with five yuan in his pocket, feeling like it was Chinese New Year again.

It was too late. Shangguan Dandan did not sit next to the electric heating table and watch TV. He went back to sleep. The Queen Mother would continue to distribute leaflets tomorrow, so she had to go to bed early to have the energy to work.

Liu Changan and An Nuan walked to the gate of the community. An Nuan was about to take out her mobile phone and take a taxi, but Liu Changan held her hand and walked back.

"What?" An Nuan showed a slightly shy smile, squeezed the hand he held a little harder, and raised it high. Baby Nuan clearly wanted to go home, but her feet followed him disobediently.

"Because you are thin-skinned, you must be embarrassed to ask you to stay the night in front of so many people. If they knew you were staying the night, Shangguan Dantan and Zhou Shuling like to be nosy and embarrassing, so I will secretly let you stay for the night." Take her home." How could Liu Changan really let her go home tonight?

There is no such reason. When little white rabbits are brought home, they are eaten dry and their mouths wiped clean. How can any of them leave safely in anger?

As for why she was so angry... of course the little white rabbit also wanted to show off her softness and cleanliness and have others eat her.

"I'm not sorry, I was about to leave." An Nuan shook her phone, "I still have taxi coupons that I can use!"

"I can use your coupons."

"How to give it?"

"Tonight, old man, I want to push the cart. If the little girl wants to get on the cart, she must pay for the coupon."

"It's disgusting! How did you, a rickshaw, register for an online ride-hailing service? You are operating illegally!"

"My rickshaw needs to be registered with the Civil Affairs Bureau, and then it can legally go on the road."

"Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!"

"Test operation first."

"Black car!"

The two chatted obscenely, then walked quietly upstairs. After entering, Liu Changan rarely locked the door.

After all, he usually leaves the door open, and Zhou Shuling, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong are all used to barging in directly.

An Nuan's cheeks were rosy, and she sat back on the sofa with some trepidation, "I didn't bring pajamas, nor did I bring toothpaste, toothbrush, and face towel... Otherwise, I'll give them back."

After saying that, she stood up, silently chanting "1, 2..." Before she could count to "3", Liu Changan pushed her back to sit on the sofa.

satisfy.

Liu Changan went to get a new toothpaste and toothbrush, and then asked her to wash up. An Nuan looked at herself and Liu Changan in the mirror and felt that this was the most daily scene in her long life.

"Husband." An Nuan turned to look at Liu Changan, who was brushing his teeth side by side with her, and shouted in her heart.

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I recommend an old friend's book "The Girl God Born in the Building". The male protagonist in this book is called Lu Si'en, and he seems to have a dog named Liu Changan, which is a bit unbearable.