I’m Raking in Billions in the Aristocracy

Water inversion and koi:

1. There is no seasoning package for the new box of instant noodles you bought.

2. Welfare Ji, whom you regard as a goddess, is actually a man.

3. The little loli you keep in your game is a otaku of two hundred catties.

4. Don't fight the landlord tonight, all the happy beans will be lost.

When the four waters flowed out, Yunzheng Koi trumpet's originally meagre meager comment area suddenly remained silent for several seconds. Even the royalty, who has been leaping for Yunzheng to let the water go, has not responded.

"Hahahahahaha, poison carp is angry! Four breaths of water go against it in one breath, and I said that I beg to be kind, I smelled the smell of smoke."

"It's awful to buy instant noodles without seasoning packs. There aren't any whole boxes. What is the chance?"

"Welfare Ji is also very miserable, and suddenly I want to know, what is the sister Miss Fuli Ji up on the main page? It will not really be a big lady!"

"There are also happy beans losing light, and Loli becoming fat otaku, which is terrible! Hahahaha, I was trembling with fear when I thought about it."

For a time, the Weibo of Yunzheng Koi was plunged into a sea of ​​joy, with "Hahaha, I am afraid not to laugh at me" everywhere. Even the royalty was blocked for a long time and couldn't speak, even if he wanted to talk, he didn't know where to start.

In fact, I really do n’t blame everyone for laughing so much. Unlike Wang ’s previous intimidating water inversions, the four water inversions sent by Yun Zheng this time are quite a joke. Speaking of seriousness, it's actually not serious. These are small details that are harmless and elegant.

But it's not serious, it's really terrible. No matter who fell on it, I couldn't help but snort, "What's this all about!"

So, after Yun Zheng's four meaningful waters came out, the atmosphere of the Koi trumpet was finally dispelled a lot. Even so, the suspicions previously raised by the people have not completely dissipated. In fact, many people are very curious. Yunzheng Koi trumpet said this time, will he count?

"You can be more careful lately, that poison carp is really evil." After all, it was so big, and the royal friends were also very worried about him.

In the group, many people have been paying royalties, let him close as soon as possible, don't wave too much recently.

"To tell the truth, you don't have to be so true to him. Look at how passive you are now? Even if he talks nonsense, it's also very agreeable!"

"Isn't it? Hugging the royalty, and now it is said outside that it has been cursed by the poison carp, and it will probably take a long time for bad luck."

"..." Royaly looked at the group speechlessly, feeling his face green. In fact, he is more inflamed than anyone else. If Yun Zheng sent him a blood disaster, he must have exploded, but these are the reasons, and there is no reason to explode. And now, he still makes him suspicious. He always feels as if something is going to happen.

Annoying! These cannons.

Angrily shut the swarm and the royally opened the penguin game.

How to solve worries? There are only two landlords fighting.

"Click, click, click, click ..."

As the familiar opening music sounded, the mood of royalty gradually calmed down. He glanced at the friends list and found that no one was there. So, he casually clicked into a room, after preparing, quietly waiting for the game to start.

Coincidentally, the Royal was lucky today, and the table he came in with immediately seemed to be two novices. One of them will not even the most basic land grab. As for the other one, two of them won't work.

"Poof, what Koi is really fake, what will lose the happy bean? It is just to make a big profit!" Royalty couldn't help taking screenshots of his two battles into the group of friends, stunned. Arthur said: "I see it! Brother is so strong!"

However, the tragedy is that before he finished this sentence, he was lost in the routine.

The royalty is a farmer. It stands to reason to fight the landlord with another farmer. But I never imagined that after he killed the landlord's three tens and one sixs with three ks and sevens, his teammates even stole his cards with three twos and as.

"Lying trough! What kind of operation is this? I have a card left !!!" The royalty was suddenly dumbfounded. But later, when the teammates rushed out a drizzle-like 5, the royal mood became more complicated.

In the end, after a good game, it was lost.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know how to play." The teammates seemed to realize their mistake and apologized.

They all said they didn't make faces, and the royal family didn't have much to say. They had to admit that they were unlucky and started the next game.

It can only be said that the next time is the performance time of the actors.

In the next two hours, the royal saw a variety of pig teammates' coordinated postures and also got what it means to be a pig-eating tiger.

Mom, it's an apology with great attitude every time you can't play, and then you will continue to make a stroke. But it was too strange for him to make a stroke. The spirit is not working. It is launched every time when he is rushing with the royal group. When he comes and goes, he loses countless.

As for the other one who doesn't seem to be playing well, it's even more ugly. After this period of observation, the royalty is completely certain that this person must be a master of the landlord. And royalty always feels that every time a card comes into his own hand, the other person, just like following the perspective searchlight, can easily guess what card he has in his hand.

In one or two visits, except for a few times that the cards were really good and the cards were directly crushed, the royalty was no surprise and all were lost. However, the more you can't win, the more unwilling, the more unwilling, the more you have to fight. After two hours, it was fleeting. After the royal side received the system prompting that the happy bean was insufficient, he was finally kicked out after being kicked out of the room. The self-proclaimed master of the landlord actually lost all the happy beans in a few hours?

"Lying trough ... that water is retrograde !!!" The thought of Yunzheng Koi trumpet suddenly made the back feel cold. Immediately afterwards, the curse in the loudspeaker floating at the top of the game hall made him feel more magical.

"Xxxx and xxxx, two big scammers of online pit happy beans! # @ # ￥￥ @ #% ￥" This buddy who scolded the street is also estimated to be so angry that he brushed more than 30 speakers in a row. Moreover, if I scolded the street, I didn't select it carefully. It was all blocked because of harmony. But even so, this feeling of being angry with the Qiqiao smoke can still be perfectly conveyed. Therefore, many people below advised him.

"Hey, it's a game, don't do it, it's not worth it."

Originally, the Royal also wanted to persuade him, but before the words were sent out, he suddenly realized that the names **** and xxxx seemed familiar. Looking back at his own game record, he couldn't help but also scolded: "Fuck! The two I played with just now, aren't these two?"

Suddenly realized, he turned out to be a routine. He said something was wrong, and the other person is like a fairy, and he can calculate the cards in his hand every time he starts. When a pair of poker is played by three people, he can see two of them, and naturally he can infer what kind of cards are in the royal hand.

This Nima game also encountered cheating, it's almost a dog!

The royalty was suddenly indignant, even Yunzheng sent him water to defy the fulfillment, and recharged and bought two speakers to scold the two.

"Royalty scammed? The poisonous carp's water reversal has been tested?" In the group of friends, some happened to see the royalty brushing the horn in the game hall. .

"Look at a ghost! It's all coincidence!"

Today is in poor condition and it is not easy to fight the landlord. Royalty quit depressedly in the game lobby, and changed to another online game, intending to make today's daily routine.

Coincidentally, in the royal game, my younger sister who was always offline early was unexpectedly online today. As soon as royalty saw her, she couldn't help but initiate a voice conversation with her and just happened.

"Ahhhh! Really, I'm very angry when I think about it." The royalty spoke quickly, and after a while, there was a lot of crackling.

However, the opposite side did not reply for a long time, and there was still a sizzling current.

"Mai has a problem?" The Royal asked with concern, but he hadn't finished his words. The rough voice from the opposite side almost didn't scare him!

"Yes, brother, my sound card is broken. There is no way to use a voice changer."

Sound, card, bad, no, no, yes, do, law, use, change, sound, device

Listening to the original sweet and cute little Loli, speaking a standard Northeast dialect, grinningly calling his little brother, the royal hair was standing upright, and the language was instantly turned off. The whole person was lost.

Again, it worked again. His sister in the game is really a man! ! ! As for whether it is two hundred pounds, a man is already terrible, and his weight is all floating.

"Deceptive!" The royalty has completely fallen into ignorance. But the real world seems to be afraid that the blow to him will not be big enough, the meagre home page's explosion declaration has once again refreshed his lower limit of three views.

Rice grain sauce is a little sweet: I want to tell you something today, in fact, I am a big lady in women's clothing. 【Photo】 【Photo】

"..." My favorite Welfare Ji turned out to be the Welfare Foundation, and he announced his gender today. Looking at the beautiful young lady in the photo, after taking off her wig and removing her makeup, she became an exquisite and beautiful little boy. The royalty was too lazy to be surprised.

"Did you see that !!! The rice grain sauce is really a male @royalty, how are you feeling now?" The bad friends in the base friends group ridiculed.

However, the royalty didn't even have the strength to speak, and it took more than half an hour before it gradually eased, and finally decided to eat a bowl of instant noodles and press it. However, what he didn't expect was that he opened the whole box of instant noodles, but found that there was really no seasoning bag. At first glance at the name, it turned out that I was cheated and bought fakes, saying that the good Master Kang turned into Master Kang.

There are four counter-currents, one is a lot, all are effective. It's almost creepy. The royalty has even begun to wonder whether Yun Zheng has bowed down on himself, so he is so unlucky. But his base friends have no mercy, except for "23333", only "hahahahaha".

It hasn't been posted this day.

The student was slapped without any comfort, but was laughed at. What a terrible experience this is? The depressive royalty landed meagerly, first deleted the ghost animal video that he made mocking Yun Zheng, and then took the initiative to sum up Ai Yunzheng's Koi trumpet.

royalty: @ 水 逆 与 Koi, served me, and ask the gods to send Koi. [Cry Haw]

Yun Zheng on the other side saw it quickly this time.

In the end, there is no deep hatred, and people are begging for mercy. Yun Zheng cooperated with the revelation, and gave the royal a carp very calmly: don't worry, everything will be happy later.

royalty: Really?

Shui Ni and Koi: Really, people who love to laugh are lucky.

With a smile, the meaning of enmity and hatred, the royalty was so disgusted with Yun Zheng that suddenly disappeared, and he happily forwarded the koi sent by Yun Zheng, and he gave a reward.

Yun Zheng glanced at the details in the background, and did not continue to speak. He sent all the other koi smoothly, then changed his account, and went to the large size.

The royalty thing, for Yun Zheng, is just an episode. But for those who believe in metaphysics, it is the best evidence that indirectly verifies Yunzheng's straightness.

The Koi trumpet's popularity rose fiercely again, and at the back, even Ling Xiang couldn't help but turn around when he saw it, paying attention. Gradually, Yun Zheng found that his newly added focus seems to have changed. Among them, there is a serious meager certification big v. Looking at the introduction, it seems that they are all types of small assets.

On this day, a rich second generation called the Discipline Inspection Commission forwarded the Weibo holding the Koi carp, and at the same time privately sent a message to Yun Zheng to ask for Koi carp.

Yun Zheng: I want everything to happen.

"Thank you!" The rich second generation initially thought that Yun Zheng only said auspicious words, and rewarded 20,000 casually, and then did not reply. Yun Zheng looked at this 20,000, and the feeling of being familiar with the style of the Discipline Inspection Commission was familiar, but he didn't think about it, so he jumped over it.

But he didn't even expect that this discipline inspection commission was no one else, but Gu Yan's cousin Gu Yu.

There are three Gu family members and Gu Yan's peers. Gu Yan is the smallest and the remaining three are cousins. And Gu Yu ranked second.

Speaking of which, Gu's family really has a unique meaning. Naturally, they are all fine. And Gu Yu, although it seems a bit ridiculous, but naturally has a unique vision. In the past, more than 100,000 people came out to start a business, and now the entertainment industry is also well-known.

The reason why he would ask Yun Zheng to ask for a koi carp, but he had nothing to do with nothing at all, just to play with it.

Yan Jing, Gu Yu looked at the reply of the Koi number in the phone, and the mood suddenly became very good. He felt that the owner of this metaphysical number was still able to speak, although only one thought came to fruition, but if the word was used well, it would make people feel comfortable.

"This is a good thing, President Gu?" The secretary could not help asking.

"Yeah." Gu Yu nodded and shook his phone in front of the secretary's eyes. "It's just that he got a good luck."

"It's really good. I heard people say that this Koi car is scary. President Gu must have been a very lucky day today."

"I hope, but the metaphysical stuff is all comfort." Gu Yu shrugged, put the phone aside and continued to work.

Less than five minutes later, he was stunned by successive calls. Even the smile on his face couldn't help it.

Gu Yu couldn't think of himself. After receiving the koi sent by Yun Zheng, the pillar of the next entertainment company he always wanted to sign suddenly agreed to switch to his banner, and still took the capital to change jobs. Then, the old man who had been forced to marry at home did not mention this, and said that he should not be stressed. Even the half-dead jellyfish in the office was alive with it.

God, it really came true!

Gu Yu and the secretary glanced at each other, then immediately boarded the meager, and then changed hands and gave Yun Zheng a reward of 100,000.

Discipline Inspection Commission: Master, you are really god.

Gu Yu excitedly sent a private letter to Yun Zheng, trying to reach a deeper exchange.

He had some knowledge, so Yunzheng can see the clues of a koi carp, and understand that Yunzheng really has real materials.

Now the metaphysical circle of Huaguo, the one with the highest depth, who is also the one who calculates the hexagrams and criticizes his life, and knows the specific cause and effect, can only draw conclusions. Like Yun Zheng, with a meager message, you can see that Qiankun is simply a national treasure.

Such thighs must be embraced immediately. Gu Yu glanced at the meager, and those other fans who left messages for Yun Zheng felt that they were all weak and completely unable to realize Yun Zheng's true strength.

However, embarrassingly, Gu Yu found that after he tried to hook up with Yun Zheng, Yun Zheng couldn't even live.

Of course, the poke is not alive, because Yun Zheng is busy reviewing his homework, and the third model is about to arrive. Yun Zheng is addicted to learning and naturally cools for a few days. Except for randomly sending a koi to send blessings every day, he hardly watches The meager, naturally failed to see Gu Yu's private letter in time.

However, Yun Zheng's neglect has unexpectedly become the fuse of Gu Yu's actions.

Gu Yu is a typical Gu family. As long as he is fancy, he will immediately shoot and try to get back to the nest. In Gu Yu's view, a master of metaphysics as powerful as Yun Zheng would be great if he could bring in Gu's family.

So, he asked people to check the location of Cha Yunzheng without affecting Yunzheng's life. It was unexpectedly discovered that Yun Zheng's ip was in Xingcheng, and it was at the house of his cousin Gu Yan.

This is too much! Gu Yu suddenly felt that Gu Yan was hiding such a large metaphysical master at home, but did not share resources, which was too much. When the brain was hot, he called Gu Yan.

"Gu Yan, don't you think it's so unreasonable? Why don't you take such a big master back to your home and get the Xingcheng to do it?"

"What master?" Gu Yan was puzzled by Gu Yu's headless words.

"Pretend, you're going to pretend! Don't you look at your water counter and koi carp, aren't you in your house now?"

"My home?" Because it was a landline, Gu Tang's voice came out clearly from the microphone. At this time, everyone including Gu Yan was stunned.

But Gu Yu didn't realize that they were surprised at all, and when they saw no one talking for a while, they also added a few sentences: "Don't be fooled by me, I still have the investigation report on my desk! The IP is at your home. Really, it ’s no wonder you let someone protect this number before, and even people in your family are not allowed to check. It turns out that the person is on your side ... "

Gu Yu's head was still chattering endlessly, and Gu Yan's eyes also became obscure.

Gu Yan knew of the meager water inversion and koi. Yun Zheng also told him before that it was his friend. Therefore Gu Yan had no doubt at all. But Gu Yu checked it out, but told him that the ip of the Koi carp was actually at his house. The identity of the lord of the carp could be said to be ready.

It really should have been dark under the light.

There are only four people in Gu Yan's family. Excluding him, the old housekeeper and Ling Xiang, all that remains is Yun Zheng.

"No ... no ..." Ling Xiang swallowed next to her, subconsciously flipped the Koi carp. But the more you look, the more clues you will find.

For example, this Koi only appears at a fixed time every day. This time is the period after Yun Zheng went to school, or the time before Yun Zheng went to bed.

As another example, this Koi carp seems to have a special preference for Gu Yan. The first Koi carp was given to Gu Yan.

In addition, there are more details. This model of Koi talking and doing things. The kind of people who do n’t offend me, I do n’t offend people. Almost exactly the same.

He glanced at Gu Yan's expression, and then he was terrified.

As for Gu Yu on the other side of the phone, Gu Yan was also frightened by Gu Yan's coldly whispered phrase "not to be checked in the future" and quickly hung up the phone.

"That feast ..." Ling Xiang felt that his calves were shaking.

Who doesn't know what Gu Yan cares about Yun Zheng, as long as Yun Zheng said, Gu Yan did not believe it. But Yunzheng now hides such a big vest, not to mention, clearly suggesting that he does not trust Gu Yan. If it was Gu Yan, he would definitely be mad.

However, Ling Xiang still insisted on loyalty. He treated Yun Zheng as his buddy. This was wrong when he met Gu Yan. He quickly opened his mouth carefully and wanted to persuade him. Before the words were finished, Gu Yan threw a sentence "Shut up." Then, he turned upstairs.

I'm afraid it's about to end!

Ling Xiang and the old housekeeper looked at each other, and they both smelled troublesomely.

——

In the evening, due to the make-up lessons at school, Yun Zheng returned one hour and a half later than usual. However, as soon as he was in a family, he felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong. Especially when he found out that he would always sit in the living room and wait for his return dinner. When this time he was unexpectedly absent, that subtle feeling became more and more serious.

As expected, as soon as he put down his schoolbag, Ling Xiang was dragged into the corner mysteriously. And whispered in a low voice: "Yun Zheng, the trouble is big, do you know if you have lost your horse?"